Phoenix Couch Luan [CP Ended]

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Xia Yunze just woke up like a dream, blushed and picked up a piece of noodles with chopsticks, slurping and gorging, wishing to bury his head in the noodle bowl, so that people could not see his shame-ridden face.

Xiao Mingxuan watched him eat with a smile, and asked cheekily, "Is it delicious?"

Xia Yunze swallowed a mouthful of noodles, and met his gaze.

Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully.

He took a sip of the soup to moisturize his throat, and blew a rainbow fart without changing his expression: "It's delicious, look at this side, it's flexible and slender, look at this soup, it's clear and bright, and besides, it tastes like it has no salt or sugar, After eating it, my mouth is filled with the simple and mellow aroma of wheat, and taking a sip of soup is better than jade liquid, it really makes every pore of me feel very comfortable..."

Even though Xiao Mingxuan was rough-skinned and thick-skinned, he couldn't bear his chuī, his cheeks were hot, and he interrupted him angrily: "That's it! Just pretend I didn't ask."

Xia Yunze chuckled, even ate the bowl of soup with noodles upside down, sighed contentedly, and said, "I'm not done boasting yet!"

Xiao Mingxuan took away his bowls and chopsticks with a sullen face, and there was a battle between heaven and man in his head: his hands were itchy, but it seemed a bit unjust to add a dish of fried pork with bamboo shoots right after he finished his noodles?

Xia Yunze didn't realize that someone was staring at his butt a few times, so he narrowed his eyes with a smile, and said in a soft and sweet voice, "The person who cooks the noodles is good-looking and good-natured, so he treats me better."

Xiao Mingxuan froze, stared at him in disbelief, was silent for a moment, and squeezed out a sentence: "How much did you drink at the banquet?"

This ignorant dog!I sincerely praise you for coming to tear down my platform!Especially the last few sentences are so shameful that you don't fucking appreciate it!I don't want to lose face, do I? !

"I didn't drink it..." Xia Yunze couldn't help but get angry, and planned to give him a three-time quality combo, but before he started spraying, he felt dizzy. He was overturned by this rude and rude guy on top of the beauty!

Xiao Mingxuan fit himself together to suppress him, forehead to forehead, nose to nose, and said with a light smile: "Little heartless, I finally know that I treat you well."

Xia Yunze groaned and sulked, pushing his hands on him indiscriminately.

Will he become the first unlucky ghost in history who is bent and straightened by a brat?Could it be that he gave up countless beautiful young ladies in the world just to make this bastard turn into a puffer fish?

If I knew it was so difficult to get a foundation, why should I bend?

Xiao Mingxuan rushed to get tired of him, and the big man acted coquettishly and unambiguously: "I also know that little sister-in-law loves me."

Well, he didn't go straight for 3 minutes and bent into a spring again.

Xia Yunze was so bewildered by the kiss, he felt that his brother-in-law is really handsome, wild and flirtatious, it would be better if his hands don't mess around.

Clusters of small flames ignited in Xiao Mingxuan's eyes, staring at him fiercely, and asked in a low voice: "Sister-in-law, do you have the gift I want?"

Xia Yunze's scalp was numb from being stung by him, and he stammered: "I said I didn't bring it, you, do you believe it?"

How can you teach me not to bring it?Unless Lao Tzu suffers a tragic accident and becomes Mr. Xia, he will have to hang on to him everywhere, okay?

Xiao Mingxuan squinted his eyes and smiled, like a cat stealing fish, slowly playing with the prey under its claws: "Then I will not be polite!"

Chapter 66

What do you want to do, do? !

Xia Yunze's face was pale, and he was struggling to die, screaming loudly after being rubbed: "No! Stop it! I'm going to be angry!"

If you want to make trouble, please see if the occasion is good!I don't want anything to happen in this water pavilion that is surrounded by wind and people will be watching at any time!Besides, I'm here to eat noodles, not deliver meat!

Xiao Mingxuan held him down with one hand, with a fierce look in his eyes, he said, "You promised me before."

"It's obviously you, you are coercing and seducing!" Xia Yunze defended without confidence, swearing against death with Tintin in his arms, and begged: "I'll exchange it for other good things, okay?"

Xiao Mingxuan stopped his movements to see what trump card he could come up with.

Xia Yunze shivered, pulled out his atlas of matchstick figurines from his arms, and spread them out in front of Xiao Mingxuan like a treasure: "Look! Isn't it very useful!"

The corners of Xiao Mingxuan's mouth twitched. Although he couldn't sit still in the study, at least he had been influenced by his brother for a few days in art, and his aesthetics was online, so he couldn't speak a word of good-looking when he was full of matchstick figures.

"What's the use of this?" He simply hugged Xiaohuang's wife on his lap, holding her with one hand, and began to be dishonest with the other.

"You can strengthen your body!" Xia Yunze suffered from an occupational disease, and without even bothering to pull his brother-in-law's salty pig's hand out of his clothes, he happily pointed to the legend on it and explained to him in detail, "Look at this movement, it's your brother What I am doing now is to strengthen the chest muscles and arm strength, look at this one again, the one for thighs, this one, the one for buttocks, look at this again, the most powerful abdominal muscles can make a dragon flag, can you do it?"

He took turns pointing at push-ups, squats, deadlifts, and a series of ab exercises, and finally gave Xiao Mingxuan a provocative look, and said, "Use this method to train soldiers, and make sure everyone is strong and majestic."

He was afraid that he would not be convincing enough, so he simply lifted his clothes and started to show, "I used to be thinner than your brother, but after practicing for a year, I don't have to worry about losing face when I'm naked!"

Although compared to the muscular man in front of him, he is like a toothpick compared to a chicken leg, at least the results are remarkable. In time, he can become a muscular tyrant. Even if he can't crush Xiao Mingxuan, at least he won't let him overthrow him with one hand... right?