Roommate Toxic GL

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She had been rectifying this biological clock for two full years before she managed to get the first results.

Tao Mengzhu's heart aches when he thinks that his roommate has only lived in for three days, and his routine has the style of college days.

In the middle of the night, the group of four named [Bathtub Play Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa- Pa Pao” group became “Jade Yu’s Day List Goblin,” after undergoing another name change.

After she clicked on the group, she wanted to ask how many characters were left on the Langshan Jade list, but she couldn't control the resentment in her body, and subconsciously sent a complaint.

I dreamed of a bamboo: I'm getting bored to death_(:3」∠)_

Yeah, it's getting annoying.

She thinks that Zhen Min is a wonderful work of the new century, so strange that it can make a person's mood fluctuate violently in "minutes".

Before meeting Zhen Xing, Tao Mengzhu was real, he had never had such a love-hate relationship with a person...

I dreamed of a bamboo: my roommate is very noisy playing games every day, what should I do? Urgent, wait online.

láng Shanyu: [barbell-like laughter] what game does she play?

Dreamed of a bamboo: I play a lot of games, but I have little exposure to games, so I can't quite hear it.

I dreamed of a bamboo: Anyway, there are Tietian, lol, mc

láng Shanyu: Oh, lord, can you help Yuyu ask her which area of ​​lol she plays?

Dreamed of a bamboo: [You are so beautiful, can I sleep with you]

I dreamed of a bamboo: I made a mistake

Dreamed of a bamboo: [Your breasts are too small, don’t talk]

Populus euphratica: [covers eyes]

Reminding Ball: [Gaze of Wisdom] Where did you steal that expression, so dirty

I dreamed of a bamboo: _(:3」∠)_ from my roommate

Reminder ball: I accepted someone's emoticon package and still think it's noisy, you terrible woman.

Hu Yang: [laughing] You are a terrible woman.

láng Shanyu: [barbell-like laughter]

Dreamed of a bamboo: Yuyu, have you coded! It will be Wednesday in 10 minutes! How far is the list? Do you want to be locked in a small black room?

láng Shanyu: [Crying out aggrieved] Yuyu has code words.

láng Shanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] Yuyu is still eight thousand words short, if I don't sleep tonight, I can add a big fat badge.

Dreamed of a bamboo: The roommate next door is about to sleep, I am still one thousand and five short, I can accompany you for a while.

láng Shanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] Can't you size up a little more, and spend more time with Yuyu?

láng Shanyu: [Crying out aggrieved] Yuyu code words have gone.

Hu Yang: I'm going to bed, good night everyone~

láng Shanyu: Erhu, you... you you you... Yuyu stretched out a trembling finger!

Tao Mengzhu sighed, and was about to go to Guan Qun to code when he saw Yu Xiaoqiu's private chat.

Dirty Ball (乛▽乛) 23:55:21

If the roommate is noisy, let her be quiet. It is not a way for you to endure it every day.

Dreamed of a bamboo 23:55:24

I have said that, but the time limit does not exceed 10 minutes each time.

Dirty Ball (乛▽乛) 23:55:26

Girl, this kind of thing and kindness can't solve any problems. You have to show your anger and show your aloofness as the leader.

You have to let her know how important quiet is to you.

Even if you don't consider the problem of rounding up the spiritual food of [-] million readers, you still have to rely on this for food, right? Talk to her, be serious, serious, and vicious.

Dreamed of a bamboo: 23:55:36

Hmm...isn't that bad?

Dirty Ball (乛▽乛) 23:55:41

What's wrong, it's your home, you have the final say, besides, she interrupts your work, this matter is very important, and it doesn't involve the category of spoiled princess disease.

I really don't understand, you are obviously a bad tempered person, how can you be so tolerant of these things.

Tao Mengzhu didn't understand why he, who dared to complain about everything on Weibo on weekdays, was always special about this kind of thing. He didn't dare to say anything, let alone offend people. He always felt that everything he said was very wrong.

Perhaps, this is the traditional virtue that peace is the most precious?

Dreamed of a bamboo 23:55:55

She has a house rent, don’t you always think that the customer is God when you sell things?

Dirty Ball (乛▽乛) 23:56:09

Are you stupid? I open a Taobao store, and of course the customer is God! What good is there for you to rent out a room? You two don’t get along well, and she can still give you a bad review?

Is the problem of getting along and disharmony in the future something you should worry about now?

In order to get along harmoniously, you have to endure everything, listen to her gossip, ruin your own routine, and then fight to be a good doormat by the way?

Dreamed of a bamboo 23:58:39

_(:3」∠)_It makes sense.

It seems reasonable, but when you think about it in another way, it doesn't feel very kind.

Tao Mengzhu also played games before, and he can understand the feeling of being unable to control himself after playing games.

Especially when playing games with a few friends with the voice turned on, emotions are the easiest to be aroused. If she is not allowed to speak, she will really suffocate to death.

Dirty Ball (乛▽乛) 23:58:42

Your roommate was very generous to me that day

She doesn't look like someone who would fuss over little things, so why not just let her be quiet?

Tao Mengzhu didn't reply, but just leaned back on the chair in a daze, and didn't come back to his senses until he heard the sound of Zhen Xing coming out of the room next door to wash up.

At that moment, she felt that she felt the joy of "waiting once in a thousand years".

Dreamed of a bamboo 23:58:45

My roommate is asleep, I'll go to code first, see you tomorrow.

Without the interruption of his roommate, Tao Mengzhu's thoughts flowed like a spring in an instant, and he finished coding and updating within an hour.

I dreamed of a bamboo: How much jade is there?

láng Shanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] Yuyu's word count is a bit short now, I'm sorry to report it, let's talk about it with more codes.

Dreamed of a bamboo: Come on, I'm going to sleep.

láng Shanyu: Leader, Ni... you, you, you... Yuyu stretched out a trembling finger!

Reminder ball: [Gaze of Wisdom] Don't tremble with your fingers tonight, hold on, and update well.

Lang Shanyu: Yuyu understands.

Lang Shanyu: So, you all hate Yuyu.

Reminder ball: Hurry up! I'm not sleepy yet, I can stay with you for a while.

láng Shanyu: [barbell-like laughter] I knew I had the best ball!

……

They all say that they think about it day and night, but maybe the tone of voice and laughter of their roommates are so magical that Tao Mengzhu couldn't help complaining in her heart for a long time before going to bed, which directly caused her to meet Zhen Xing again in a nightmare that night. .

In the dream, she was so stuck that she almost scratched her forehead, but Zhen Min was playing games next door and having a good time.

Furious, she gritted her teeth and rushed to the next door. Like Popeye eating spinach, she reached out and grabbed her roommate from the computer chair, pressed her against the wall, and stretched out her fingers to seal her mouth. Convulsively said a line from the domineering president...

"Woman, you are noisy."

The roommate stared blankly with a pair of beautiful eyes, full of surprise.

Tao Mengzhu thought, in this way, this girl should be obedient, right?

So she let go.

The next second, the corner of the roommate's mouth slightly raised, and he laughed silently for two seconds, then the volume gradually increased, and finally became a heart-warming laugh like a barbell...

Holy crap, it's horrible!

"Shut up! Quiet!!!" Tao Mengzhu yelled like crazy and sat up from the bed, covered in cold sweat.

She looked around in a daze, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was a dream...

Tao Mengzhu shook his head, grabbed the mobile phone on the bedside table, and glanced at the time - it was less than ten o'clock in the morning.

I woke up a lot earlier today than two days ago.

As she was thinking like this, she saw Zhen Zhen pushed the door open a little again, poked his head in, and asked, "Fang...Meng Zhu, are you okay?"

"Hmm... I had a nightmare, it's okay." Tao Mengzhu subconsciously dodged his gaze towards Zhen Xing.