Something is wrong with this fairy (gl)

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Lin Chen hesitated for a while, but finally agreed.She didn't want to go against this small plea of ​​Master Yuheng.

"But master, can I make a little trouble?"

"What kind?"

"It's similar to the little paper crane bumping into people and porcelain."

"Okay, let those bastards remember to clean their necks at all times. By the way, if you plan to cause trouble, remember that your master master is a generous and moderate person. You have more than enough for success, but not enough for development. When you encounter problems, you will come to you more often." It is more reliable for senior brother Xu to discuss it. Seeing your senior brother's incense, he will definitely clean up for you."

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The master and the apprentice just talked to each other like this, drinking until the moon was in the sky.

Chapter 47 Antecedents

"Master... Will we die in this calamity of the era?" Lin Chen's body has not yet exercised his capacity for alcohol, not to mention drinking the exclusive secret wine of the real Yuheng, and he became dizzy after a few sips almost.Right now, his eyes are blurred, his head is resting on Yuheng's lap, and he is talking with his tongue out.

"Maybe, after all, there have been countless casualties in previous catastrophes." The real Yuheng also fondled the back of Lin Chen's head.

Lin Chen made a gesture and wailed: "Wow, haven't I had a good life for a few years, and I haven't married Sister Wen yet."

"You bastard, I've been thinking about marrying a wife all day long. No, the old man won't allow you to have an accident." Yu Heng patted the back of Lin Chen's head in a funny way, and then he was afraid that he would be too harsh, so he rubbed Lin Chen He got up, and whispered his promise to her.

Lin Chen happily rubbed on Yuheng's real robe twice when he heard this: "That's good, I have master to cover me. It's so good that I have to marry my daughter-in-law before raising my braids."

Although he didn't understand the meaning of braids, but Master Yuheng solemnly agreed: "Okay, master is covering you."

"Master, I want to listen to a story." The drunk Lin Chen started to drink like crazy.

"What story do you want to hear?"

"A Tale of the Age of Calamity."

"Okay. I'll tell you the story of the Epoch Tribulation." Master Yuheng agreed in a good mood.

"The change of breaking the sky is the first calamity of the era. I have already told you about it, so I won't repeat it. The second calamity of the era is after the flood recedes and the beginning of the creation of the human race. The flood destroyed the waterway , the mountains and rivers were broken, so the floods lasted for thousands of years. Later, a great monk deduced that the star wheels of the era were in conflict, causing the disaster. It must be resolved by people who belong to the world. Later, Dayu was born and was elected as the leader of the tribe. Cast Jiuding, divide the waterways, and the human race will be safe."

"Later." Lin Chen muttered, urging Master Yuheng to continue talking.

"What a anxious boy. Later Dayu's son Qi abolished the abdication system and inherited the position of Dayu's leader, and established a country named..."

"Xia?" Lin Chen answered first.

"You kid is not too uneducated."

Lin Chen thought to himself: "It's okay to be ignorant from head to toe, it's just that the history of the previous life is better."

"The Kingdom of Xia lasted for 200 years. Later, at the end of Xia Dynasty, King Jie was brutal and unkind, which aroused people's grievances. He was replaced by Shang. The conquest of the world will stop after [-] years. This is the third calamity of the era."

"Wait a minute, master, how many years has the Shang Dynasty enjoyed the state?" Lin Chen was sobered up by the real Yuheng's words, sober.

"This? It must have been more than 6000 years ago." Yuheng real person Nianxu thought about it carefully.

Seeing that the speculation in his heart was going in the worst direction, Lin Chen couldn't help being anxious: "How could it be more than 6000 years?"

"The name of the country of Shang is not achieved overnight, it's just that it becomes the master of the world when it takes control of the Central Territory. In the past, there was a tribe named Shang in the tribe, so it is counted as 6000 years."

"My God!" Lin Chen felt that he was going crazy.How can there be such a national name! This is completely different from what she thought! History, the hemiplegic, deliberately played her.

If I remember correctly, the human calamity among the three calamities of heaven, earth and man in the novels of the previous life is the battle of Zhou's conquest of Shang and conferring gods! Countless immortals have fallen, and the change of dynasties in the mortal world is just my reason for the war.Comparing the timeline, the progress of this world is almost the same.But history has been paralyzed, and there are no reference templates, how to pass the level.

It's hell template again! If it's really similar to the previous life, then it's really a fight between immortals and brains out.Lin Chen can die for climbing the cultivation tree, but it doesn't mean that he is willing to die as someone who should be robbed for no apparent reason.

"Master, this disciple is a little flustered." Lin Chen struggled to sit up unsteadily.

"What are you panicking about? Don't you always say that the sky is falling and the tall ones will bear it." Lin Chen's tangled fingers fell into Yuheng's eyes exactly.

"Under the overturned nest, how can there be eggs?"

"It seems to make sense. Tell me, you have come up with some crooked ideas again."

"It's nothing, I want to rub Sister Wen's bed." Lin Chen staggered in front of the real Yuheng and summoned the natal spirit sword, laying down on the bed and planning to go to Yaoguang Peak. A strong sense of uneasiness lingered in his heart, and he just wanted to go to Wen Lan to get a little sense of peace of mind.

Daoist Yuheng was overwhelmed, and couldn't laugh or cry: "You came up with this idea after cooperating with you?"

Lin Chen jumped up, lay down on the spirit sword without any danger, turned his head and smiled at Yuheng real person: "Otherwise? By the way, master, when will you propose a marriage for me. Then you can There are more reasons to go to Yaoguang Peak, and you don’t need to try your luck to meet Master Yaoguang every time in the name of teaching disciples. As the saying goes, time makes love. Master, disciples believe in you."

"You brat." Yuheng real person's face turned red, and he was about to kick.

"I won't play with you, master, bye." Lin Chen steered the flying sword and slipped away quickly, leaving behind the real Yuheng who was thinking.

"Sister Wen, Sister Wen, open the door." After many actions, Lin Chen was really drunk this time, and knocked on Wen Lan's door three times with the smell of alcohol all over his body.

Hearing the movement, Wen Lan hurriedly put on her clothes and came out. As soon as she opened the courtyard door, Lin Chen, who was already drunk, collapsed in her arms.

"Hug." Like a frightened little hand, Lin Chen acted completely according to his instincts, and directly buried his head into Wen Lan's neck, spraying his hot breath with the smell of wine on his skin, which soon became dyed. There is a cherry color.

"Xiaochen, what's wrong with you?" Wen Lan pulled Lin Chen out of her arms, trying to get some useful information.

Of course, it's useless.

Lin Chen, who was drunk, had a lot of brute force, and quickly broke free from Wen Lan's restraint, and without saying a word, he just buried his face in her neck again reluctantly.

"Alas." Wen Lan sighed silently, resigned herself to picking up Lin Chen and walked into the house.

She had known for a long time that Xiao Chen who was drunk and Xiao Chen who was sober were completely two people, and the previous call was just a refusal to give up that glimmer of hope.Forget it, wait until Xiaochen wakes up tomorrow and ask again.The problem of drinking also needs to be cured. I really learned from Uncle Yuheng. When I was drunk, I would knock on the door in the middle of the night. Fortunately, I live in a remote place, otherwise I don’t know how much wind and rain will be caused.

However, compared to the usual mischievous Xiaochen, Wen Lan thinks the clingy Xiaochen is cuter now, but it seems that she has grown taller and heavier, and is not as comfortable to hold as before. .

Soon, Wen Lan realized how wrong his thoughts were.

The drunk Lin Chen was the same as usual, and he couldn't stop at all.The little paws directly pressed on the high part of Wen Lan's chest, touching it curiously, but staring at it unblinkingly with drunken and blurred eyes, as if they were about to stare at a hole.

Wen Lan only felt that her cheeks were bloodshot, and she was so ashamed and angry, thinking of her for so many years, how had anyone ever treated her like this.The elders of the Shimen doted on her, and her peers respected her.However, Lin Chen seemed to be a predestined little magic star, repeatedly breaking out of the limit, once it was her, and the second time it was her.