Shock! My group members are actually
Chapter 001
Click, in the dim room with some spicy smell, the sound of keyboards is accompanied by the sound of crickets in the woods of the community outside the window.
Jiang Feng turned on the fan, and some old fans were spinning, looking at the screen in front of him with some frustration.
At the moment, a chat box is his goal, and this goal is the avatar of a beautiful young lady, who is also the responsible editor of this novice author.
With his original name, his hand gently typed on the keyboard: Responsible editor, how do you see my new book?
Within a few seconds, the Didi prompt sounded.
Sister Xin: Author Jiang Feng, do you have a readership?
Jiang Feng: This is not, it is properly created.
Sister Xin: So what will you do?
Jiang Feng: … It won’t….
Sister Xin: Then you will wear women’s clothing?
Jiang Feng: ????
Sister Xin: As an author this year, you won’t mix anything, the quality of the book is secondary, the key is that the author must know women’s clothing, if you can he
Jiang Feng looked at the screen in front of him with a dumbfounded face, why does the author have so many requirements? Didn’t I just want to earn pocket money, but the first time a novice went on the road, I was stopped by the traffic police.
Women’s clothing is impossible for women, and it is impossible for women to wear for a lifetime.
Hehe is even more impossible, in case you are asked out by those desert eagle netizens, I am afraid that I will not be able to save my life.
Hey, college life is really bad.
Bah, university! Life is really bad, obviously they say it is good.
Although Jiang Feng had just entered college, he usually had too much time, so he started thinking of becoming the author of the novel, where could he think that he would be hit when he first arrived.
Being busy is irritating, but it’s even more boring when you’re not doing anything.
Subconsciously clicked on a certain battle alliance game in the upper left corner, and the result was empty, and he found that he had just completely uninstalled it after being pitted for twenty handfuls.
That?
He looked at the phone on the table that still had oil stains, huh? A certain king also seems to have been pit ten and unloaded.
How did I forget, it was too miserable to be pitted so that I planned to be an author on a certain novel website on a whim.
“What to do? Do you want to read a novel? Depend on! This dog author actually took leave, this month for the first time, and also took maternity leave! I owe hundreds more! Sure enough, the words of these dog authors cannot be believed! Jiang Feng suddenly slapped his head, no! After calmly analyzing it, it seems that he is going to be an author himself.
It should be these black sheep or something!
But think about it, maternity leave is not incomprehensible.
That’s it!
Jiang Feng secretly forgave this dog author’s arrears in his heart, but he didn’t plan to let the other party go just like that, of course, he went to the other party’s “base” to scold a few times.
Just about to click on a collection website, the sound of Didi’s information sounded again.
Sister Xin: So you first create a group before you can gather book friends to vote from time to time, and sometimes you will hehe if you owe more, or you will mix women’s clothing.
Jiang Feng, who was slightly hesitant, silently tapped his hands on the keyboard: Sister Xin is responsible for editing why are you very experienced?
Sister Xin: I am a woman.
Jiang Feng: I’m a man.
Sister Heart: Crazy hints.
Jiang Feng: My express arrived, go and get the express first.
After speaking, Jiang Feng clicked the stealth state at the speed of being single for eighteen years, and sighed in his heart that he was indeed a person who could be the responsible editor.
It seems that I have to exercise more, well, not to exercise women’s clothing, but to exercise physical fitness.
However, the editor’s words also reminded him that it would be convenient to ask for a recommendation ticket collection (crazy hint) when the time came, although it also gave these readers the opportunity to find the blade at the door, but after all, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.
It is still the first time he created, he is not a person who does not understand anything, and it will always work if he slowly explores.
Two thousand people opened? Nani? Super Member?!
Okay, it’s a newcomer anyway, think that you can’t have so many people.
A thousand people open? Nani? Annual membership?
Yes! I’m a newcomer myself, I don’t need this! Jiang Feng sighed helplessly, how good it would be if he had the ability to make banknotes!
In the end, he could only choose five hundred people, this is always okay!
Just clicked on five hundred people, and the page suddenly popped up with a line of words:
Welcome to the new version of the ship’s group, a little experience three minutes to save the fall in love with the escort rescue system, what are you waiting for, is the brother to order me.
?????
Jiang Feng’s first reaction was to click on a certain egg software to start killing viruses, “What’s going on?” My computer is actually infected with a virus, shouldn’t it! Ma dad, who has been shouting for so long, the equipment does not give me 15 liters, even if it is now possible to create a group that can be infected by the virus, it is poisonous! ”
Unload?!
No, no, I want to be a woman, ah! Is it to be a god who can code, how to play by deleting this?
Now, Jiang Feng can only look at the box and dare not click, in case the virus is clicked, it will be finished, everything is still waiting for a certain egg antivirus to be completed.
The expected antivirus did not take effect, but instead jumped out of a small box:
XX antivirus software has been successfully uninstalled, welcome to use the new version of the ship.
I!!!!!!
Jiang Feng was stunned, this antivirus software that claimed to be unable to be uninstalled even if it was uninstalled was uninstalled by himself?
It’s just a poison, why do you have to beat yourself up, even if you beat yourself up before you help delete the virus where I went online from the Macau casino!
With a confused face, he really didn’t understand why, could it be that even antivirus software looks down on the poor this year?
“Sure enough, I don’t have the money to even use antivirus software.” Jiang Feng no longer knew how to complain about all this in his heart.
The question is, what new version of this ship is still on it, and how can I kill it?
Even the candy-like antivirus was counter-killed, and he didn’t think other software could kill the other party.
Yes!
I can’t turn off the computer, anyway, there are no top-secret files in it, a certain account ghost swordsman is dressed in garbage, gold coins are not more than 10,000, steal it casually.
In this case, Jiang Feng can only find a computer brother tomorrow to help solve it.
Poisoning situation, Jiang Feng did not dare to mess around, and directly stepped on the power switch below.
World peace… That’s impossible.
The computer is still on, and the new version of the ship is still very bright in front of it.
“Could it be that this switch is also broken? It’s unlucky, it’s really choking on water. Jiang Feng directly unplugged the power supply, and nothing happened now.
However, the screen is still on.
Looking at the unplugged power supply, and then at the lit screen, he jerked his body and jumped back.
Paranormal events, the brain instantly blanks.
The new version of the lit ship suddenly lit up again, and a small screen for automatic download appeared, and it only took a few seconds to change the word Download Successful.
With the successful download, the screen slowly went black.
Does the computer still have a built-in storage power supply? Jiang Feng cursed this second-hand host that was taken out from the pit, which was simply a shock to himself, fortunately it was not a supernatural event.
Thinking of this, he skillfully plugged in the power and turned on, even so, he wanted to find out what was wrong with this virus and almost scared himself.
After booting up, he skillfully logged in to the chat software.
Familiar pictures, familiar two-dimensional girl avatars, well, everything is normal, even a few dollars in the wallet are intact.
But the only difference is that all the friends are gone.
That’s right!
That group!
He hurriedly opened it and saw a lonely group staying there.
And the name turned out to be: shock! My group actually is
How fatten?
Click, huh? He is actually the leader of the group! Below is an empty field, and no one else can be seen.
This hacker took so much effort to create such a thing for himself? And then deleted all my friends? This is a loss of mind.
No, he ate it himself and suppressed the spicy strips, Jiang Feng picked up a spicy strip on the table and ate it.
This…… How is this possible….
The spiciness of this spicy strip penetrates deep into the stomach, as if a person is swimming in the sea on a small sailboat, and the feeling of exhilarating is really amazing.
Damn, why the corners of my eyes are a little moist, the slight spiciness calms the frightened mind.
This is the meaning of life.
“Ah, my essay today is full score, is it that I was born to be the material of the person?” Jiang Feng looked at the spicy strips in his hand and sighed, it seems that those friends are going to add it again.
Just after the thought, a dripping sound sounded on the computer.
“Huh? Why did someone add my friends? Could it be that the old irons who were deleted noticed the abnormality and formed me again? ”
A little confused, he clicked on the avatar directly, but this avatar is a little special….
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