Short video: Shocking the world

[Zhuge Liang (Yuanshi Tianzun): I don't want to reason with you, you don't deserve to listen. ]

[Once an enemy, always an enemy. ]

[What a great General Zhuge ๑乛◡乛๑]

[So dignified, I almost thought there was General Duanmu in those semicolons. ]

[The one standing in front of you now is Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun, the Lord of Heaven, the Jade Emperor, Duke Zhuang of Zheng, Gou Jian, King of Yue, Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Xuan of Han, Zhuge Liang, Prime Minister of Shu Han, Tuoba Tao, Emperor of Northern Wei, Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Longji, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, Li Shi, Emperor Dezong of Tang, Genghis Khan, Emperor Renzong of Song, Su Shi, a writer of Northern Song, Guo Zixing, leader of the Red Turban Army, Zhu Yuanzhang, Emperor Taizu of Ming, Zhu Yunwen, Emperor Jianwen of Ming, Zhu Di, Emperor Chengzu of Ming, Emperor Jiajing of Ming, Emperor Longwu of Southern Ming, Emperor Taizong of Qing, Emperor Yongzheng of Qing, Emperor Qianlong of Qing...]

[Wow, he played all the famous people in history! ]

"Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Di, Zhu Yunwen, played three generations of the Zhu family!"

"Not only that! That person also played Guo Zixing, who was Zhu Yuanzhang's father-in-law."

"One person played so many roles, wouldn't future generations feel that they were mixed up?"

[You didn't say a word about which excavator technology was better. ]

[If there is a time traveler, it will be fun! He will write: The years when I learned excavators in Shu Han. ]

[Time traveler: I traveled to the Three Kingdoms, guess what? I learned excavators in the Three Kingdoms! I don't even learn this technology in modern times, but there were people teaching me in ancient times! ]

[I went to a technical school to study in the battle for hegemony. ]

[This time traveler is also a Beijing master. ]

Most ancient people: Did I travel in vain?

Some ancient people: No, at least I saw the gods! If you don't travel, can you see Yuanshi Tianzun and the Jade Emperor?

[I think the title should not be "Can Zhuge Liang succeed in the Northern Expedition?", but Zhuge Liang conquered North America. ]

[You are too conservative. What North America? First, kill Odin in Northern Europe, then rush out of the earth, first pacify Cybertron, and then destroy the Kingdom of Light. ]

Ancients: Odin? A mythological figure or a historical figure in Northern Europe? Where are Cybertron and the Kingdom of Light?

[The teacher's ideas are the most powerful. ]

[It is conceivable that if he appeared in ancient times, he would fight against the local tyrants and divide the land, so that the oppressed poor people can stand up from then on. ]

[Imperial system? It does not exist. ]

[Zhuge Liang: Where is the Great Han Empire? It is obviously the Republic of Han, a country of the people, not a country of one family. I am not talented, but I am the Prime Minister of the Republic of Han. ]

[There is a picture. ]

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[Why were all the generals in ancient times fat? #History#Popular Science]

"Isn't it normal for a general to be fat?"

"There are generals who are not fat, but they are rare!"

["Some people are curious. The ancient generals in TV dramas are handsome and dignified, and many of them are handsome men with eight-pack abs. Why are the ancient generals in the paintings all fat?"]

"Is this a general? Not a gigolo?"

"I hate gigolos the most!"

"I wish my general was like this!"

The video shows generals played by young handsome men in later generations, each with a white face and eight-pack abs.

Seeing this, the generals in various historical planes either disliked or frowned, but their wives didn't think so.

"Not all generals are fat. Lanling Wang is not fat!"

"What about Zhao Yun? Is Zhao Zilong of Changshan also fat?"

["The belly of an ancient general is different from our greasy beer belly. Their belly is called a general's belly."

["You should know that the biggest difference between ancient times and modern times is the shortage of supplies and food."

["In the ancient times when people were hungry, no one would dislike being fat. At least in winter, the fat on the body of a fat person can resist freezing."

["Only wealthy families can keep their stomachs full. Ordinary people are pale and thin. Unless you eat Guanyin soil to block your stomach and intestines, it is difficult to eat to become fat."

["If you don't believe me, go ask the elders at home. In the 1960s and 1970s, it was Are there more fat people or thin people?"]

["In the ancient army, being fat was a source of pride."]

["In the eyes of ordinary soldiers, that body of fat was a symbol of merit and status."]

["Real generals all had big bellies. Although they were fat, it did not hinder their fighting."]

["A general's belly was not all fat, but fat wrapped around muscles. Strong muscles were hidden under the bloated appearance."]

["Before gunpowder was widely used, it was basically a fight between knives and melee, and tonnage was the basis of strength."]

["As the saying goes, one strength can defeat ten skills. In the face of absolute physique and strength, skills are like icing on the cake."]

"Indeed! Compared with the mighty King of Western Chu, no matter how good you are at swordsmanship and swordplay, it is useless.One move can make your palm numb. "

"If both sides have similar strength, skills become particularly important!"

["In addition to being cold-resistant and strong, fat can also be used as a second set of armor for generals."

["On the battlefield, swords and spears are blind, and fat can play a buffering role. If you are hit by arrows, fat can protect your internal organs to a certain extent."

["Finally, fat can store energy."

["In ancient times, marching was a high-intensity exercise. You had to walk dozens or hundreds of miles a day and walk for many days. You couldn't hold on without some fat."

["During the war, if the logistics and food were cut off, you could rely on this body of meat to hold on for a while, so you wouldn't be starved to death on the first day."

"It turns out that being fat has so many benefits!"

"Sun Yuanwai is also fat, but he is sick. Doctor Li said that he got these diseases because he was too fat."

"Even if he is sick, it is a rich disease! ”

【“Which ancient generals were all over their bodies?”

【“The first one to mention is Yue Fei, a famous general who fought against the Jin Dynasty in the Southern Song Dynasty.”

【“Many people think that Yue Fei was a handsome guy, but in fact he was a fat man. His real image is very similar to that of a certain crosstalk actor today.”

【“According to the history of the Song Dynasty, Yue Fei was born with supernatural powers. He could pull a 300-jin bow before he was 20 years old. Calculated in today's measurement units, the bow pulled by Yue Fei weighed 350 jin.”

【“Xiang Yu, the King of Western Chu, weighed 220 jin. The tripod he lifted would weigh 400 jin today.”

【“Zhang Fei weighed nearly 300 jin.”

【“Even Confucius, who was revered as a saint, weighed 230 jin.”

【“There is a saying that goes, if you don’t understand the truth, I also know a little bit about boxing. ”]

Confucius: You must convince people with virtue and reason.

【“Even the emperors of the Tang Dynasty, Emperor Taizong Li Shimin, and Emperor Chengzu Zhu Di of the Ming Dynasty were fat.”

【“According to records, Emperor Chengzu Zhu Di of the Ming Dynasty was 1.9 meters tall and weighed more than 200 kilograms.”

“I am tall and strong!” The person who spoke was Zhu Di.

“Fat grows on me, and I can’t do anything about it!” Li Shimin sighed.

Since he became emperor, his belly has indeed become bigger and bigger.