Short video: Shocking the world

"Angels should be messengers of the gods or the emperor."

"This golden-haired angel with wings is an angel from the foreigners."

"Compared to this, I am more concerned about whether everyone has a miniskirt, is it true?"

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[Everyone hates Hua Ye, and everyone wants to be Hua Ye. ]

[Indeed. ]

[Small skirts, here I come٩( 'ω' )و ]

[Can I have three miniskirts? ]

Ancients: You are so greedy.

[No, you are weak. ]

[Continuously paying tribute to your genes, it is not a problem to be crowned king๑乛◡乛๑]

[I feel that he is similar to Cao Cao. ]

[No, no, no, Prime Minister Cao doesn't like men, but our Grandpa Hua is different. ]

[The only advantage is that he only likes angels. ]

Hua Ye, who is holding three miniskirts in the video, is envied by countless people.

The next moment, they no longer envied Hua Ye.

Why?

Because the system, Lao Liu, saw that the ancients envied Hua Ye, while harvesting the emotional value, quietly started the live broadcast, allowing the ancients to see Gao Shengyang who was eating with women and children at this time.

More than 50 people, more than 70 dishes.

"I think it should be that they envy Gao Shengyang every day instead of the mandarin ducks and immortals."

"Hua Ye is fake, Gao Shengyang is real."

The people who envied Hua Ye just now are now jealous of Gao Shengyang.

"I can't even marry a wife, Gao Shengyang has more than 20 women around him. Now I can understand Huang Chao's mood!"

"No wonder later generations always mention Huang Chao, Gao Shengyang must have contributed to it!"

"If possible, I want to turn into Huang Chao now and chop Gao Shengyang."

Someone joked: "With so many beautiful wives, if Cao Mengde could see it, he would not be able to help chopping Gao Shengyang!"

Cao Cao: I feel someone is talking about me behind my back.

"One, two... seventy-seven. Wow, more than seventy dishes, flying in the sky, swimming in the water, running on the ground, beef, mutton, pork, the emperor can't eat as well as Gao Shengyang!"

The person who spoke was a restaurant owner in a certain dimension of the Qing Dynasty.

The stingy Emperor Daoguang said: "I am not as good as him!"

Emperor Daoguang only ate four or five dishes during the New Year.

In later generations, they were all home-cooked dishes.

Usually, Emperor Daoguang was reluctant to eat an egg, and his clothes were patched.

Unlike Emperor Daoguang, Cixi in another dimension showed disdain and said: "Only seventy or so dishes, who are you humiliating? I have to eat a hundred dishes for a meal."

The closer to the modern dynasty, the more seasonings, the better the food.

The system's live broadcast of less than one minute has attracted a lot of hatred for Gao Shengyang.

It also gained a lot, and the mood value soared.

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[Do you know how Long You obtained immortality? #Anime commentary#Corpse Brother]

"Long You... famous people with the surname Long are rare."

"I thought of Long Jue from the end of the Qin Dynasty."

["My king, I have found the elixir of immortality for you, why are you doing this to me?"]

"Elixir of immortality? Could this king's surname be Ying Zheng?"

"It must be Ying Zheng!"

"Nowadays, when I mention the elixir of immortality, the first person I think of is Ying Zheng, followed by Zhao Tuo, Zhang Wulang, and Yuan Tiangang."

["The one who came out of the coffin This person, named Long You, is a character in the comic book Corpse Brother. According to Xu Fu in the comic book, Long You is a descendant of Long Jue, a general under Xiang Yu, a general of Chu. ”】

“My descendant?” Long Jue was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, “Impossible!”

“This Long You is indeed related to Long Jue!”

“Long Jue is a Chu person, a general under Xiang Yu, the Overlord of Western Chu. How could he be related to Ying Zheng?”

“And the time doesn’t match. Long Jue is 20 to 30 years younger than Ying Zheng. It is impossible for his descendants to meet him.” "

"Could the king mentioned by Long You be Xiang Yu or Liu Bang?"

"If it was Liu Bang, he should be called the emperor or His Majesty!"

["More than two thousand years ago, when Long You was seven years old, the national teacher Qilin Zhenren observed the stars at night and found that Long You had the soul of an emperor and had the appearance of an emperor."]

"Qilin Zhenren? There was such a national teacher in the Qin Dynasty?"

"It was made up by later generations, and this Qilin Zhenren was not loyal to Ying Zheng. Long You had the appearance of an emperor, but he not only did not tell Ying Zheng, but helped Long You concealed it. "

"Long You has the appearance of an emperor. Did he become the emperor? Why was he locked in the coffin?"

"If he became the emperor, what would Liu Bang have to do with him?"

["Entrusted by Long You's father, Qilin Zhenren carved the Demon-Subduing Seal and sealed Long You's Emperor Dragon Soul."]

["Long You worshipped Qilin Zhenren as his teacher and learned the skills of subduing demons and exorcising monsters."]

["More than a decade later, Long You went to Japan to find the elixir of immortality for a king, and"Xu Fu is my teacher."

"As long as it is related to Qin Shi Huang and the elixir of immortality, Xu Fu is indispensable!"

"Xu Fu!" Seeing this name, Ying Zheng couldn't help but grit his teeth.

【"Xu Fu learned that only by obtaining the heart blood of the phoenix can he truly achieve immortality, so he led his disciples to the Himalayas."

【"The phoenix in the nest is in its twilight years, the weakest time, and is preparing to be reborn in Nirvana and enter its infancy."

"Does the phoenix look like this?"

"I don't see anything magical, it looks like an ordinary big bird that is black."

"Isn't rebirth in Nirvana the magical power of the mythical beast Phoenix? Could this phoenix be a phoenix?"

【"Xu Fu asked three disciples to subdue the phoenix."

【"Unexpectedly, the phoenix broke free from its shackles and started burning its life, and then used a move to set the prairie on fire. ”]

【“The three of them worked together to stop him, but Long You was splashed with the blood of the phoenix.”]

【“Long You turned around and saw Xu Fu, who was indifferent behind him. He realized that he could only get the blood of the heart by angering the phoenix, so he took out the secret recipe of immortality and said leisurely: I have already seen through your plan.”]

【“Xu Fu was furious and said that he had already known the purpose of Long You’s coming to Japan.”]

【“After that, Xu Fu used the Five Thunder Sword on Long You.”]

【“Long You no longer hid his strength and used the Tiangang Funeral to confront him head-on.”]

【“In the end, Long You defeated Xu Fu, dug out his heart, and destroyed his dantian, but he was seriously injured.”]

【“After that, Long You went to find another auxiliary medicine, the Cold Sea Ice Demon Dragon, according to the records in the immortality recipe.”]

【“In front of the Cold Sea Ice Demon Dragon’s nest, Long You thought that the Ice Demon Dragon’s strength would be weaker than the phoenix. ”]

【“After the fight, I found that the Ice Demon Dragon was not only extremely ferocious, but also able to drive marine life for its own use.”]

【“After a fierce battle with the Ice Demon Dragon for half a day, he was unfortunately bitten by a cold poison. Fortunately, he had the blood of the Phoenix in his body, so he was saved from death. He then escaped and returned to Yanhuang.”]

“Yanhuang? Not the Qin Dynasty?”

“I think later generations deliberately did not mention Ying Zheng and the Qin Dynasty, deliberately leaving suspense!”

【“On the way back, Long You’s body changed. The blood of the Phoenix is ​​pure yang, and the cold poison of the Ice Demon Dragon is pure yin. The two merged in his body, making him immortal.”

【“But the side effect is that he turned into a monster.”