Short video: Shocking the world

【“Tang Dynasty, Holy Elephant.”】

【“The Tang Dynasty is called Giant Tang, and the elephant is the largest animal on land. It is not weak in combat power, and its strength and size even exceed those of lions. If there is no later dynasty, I would use Kunpeng to describe it, but now I can only settle for the second best.”】

“Elephant?” Li Shimin was not satisfied.

“Kunpeng should be used by the Yuan Dynasty in the future.”

【“Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, Perching Sparrow.”】

【“Perching Sparrow is also called Yanque.”】

【“I believe everyone has heard the saying, how can a Yanque know the ambition of a swan.”】

【“The Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms was a chaotic era, an era of rampant separatist forces. Without unifying the world, it can only be called Yanque.”】

Monarchs of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms: Is this a totem? No, this is an insult to us!

【“Song Dynasty, black deer.”】

“Deer? Compared with dragon, phoenix and unicorn, this is not a good totem.”

“Black deer is not as good as white deer! White deer can at least symbolize peace and longevity, wise kings, and benefit to the people.”

【“Mysterious, destiny fell on the Zhao family. But the Song Dynasty ruled by the Zhao family emperor was bullied by Liao, Jin and Mongolia continuously, and was as weak as a deer.”】

Emperor of the Song Dynasty: Erase, erase this paragraph for me.

【"Yuan Dynasty, Kunpeng."】

【"Kunpeng is the largest mythical beast, symbolizing the vast territory of the Yuan Dynasty, the largest of all dynasties in history."】

"Kunpeng is good, more powerful than elephants!"

"In terms of vast territory, my Yuan Dynasty is second, no one dares to say it is first."

【"Ming Dynasty, White Tiger."】

【"White Tiger is one of the four mythical beasts, as famous as Azure Dragon, Vermillion Bird, and Black Tortoise, and is responsible for killing."】

【"The Ming Dynasty did not marry, pay compensation, or pay tribute. Emperor Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty made five expeditions to the northern desert, and he brought a murderous aura."】

【"Ming The Ming Dynasty was founded by Emperor Taizu, who killed a bowl at the beginning, so I think the totem of the Ming Dynasty should be the white tiger. ”]

“It’s okay, better than the lion of the Western Han Dynasty and the holy elephant of the Tang Dynasty.”

“The tiger is the king of beasts, and my Ming Dynasty should be the king of all dynasties.”

[“Qing Dynasty, wild boar.”]

[“Those who understand this will understand.”]

“Discrimination! This is discrimination and insult!”

“Sure enough, I shouldn’t have expected anything from this crappy video.”

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[Apart from anything else, I agree with the last one very much.]

[Wild boar: What do you mean, kid???]

[Nurhaci, Shuerhaci, you can translate it into Manchu and you will know what it means.]

[Yes, Nurhaci in Manchu means wild boar skin. ]

"Is that what you mean?"

"Even if that's what you mean, the Manchus have been in the pass for so long, they are already familiar with Han culture. If they mention wild boars again, it's just insulting us, it's a veiled attack."

Many of the Eight Banners descendants in the Qing Dynasty plane can't speak Manchu, can't read Manchu, and even forget what the name Nurhaci means in Manchu.

[Aqina? Saishei? ]

"This is the name that Emperor Yongzheng gave to the Eighth and Ninth Masters."

[Corresponding: Eight wild boars entered the pass. ]

[The wild boar said: I'm also very strong, what's the point of giving me the Qing Dynasty? ]

[I also feel a little insulting to the wild boar. ]

[Domestic pig. ]

Manchu Eight Banners nobles: (▼皿▼#)

[The Ming Dynasty is indeed very suitable for the White Tiger, and they will fight as soon as they disagree. ]

"Bah! In the early Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang proposed the idea of ​​marriage with Goryeo, but was rejected. When Emperor Yingzong of Ming was captured, did the Ming Dynasty send money?"

"And during the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, facing the attack of Mongolian Khan Altan, the Ming Dynasty gave Altan Khan a lot of money to settle the situation. Isn't this compensation?"

"The so-called no marriage and no compensation in the Ming Dynasty was just a workaround."

This Eight Banners kid has almost read the history books to pieces. He didn't study so seriously before.

[In fact, starting from the Qin Dynasty, the totem of all dynasties should be the dragon. ]

[Is the black bird a crow? ]

[It seems to be a swallow. ]

[In the Investiture of the Gods, the black bird is the first five-color peacock in the world, Kong Xuan. ]

[The Zhou Dynasty can't do it. The phoenix can be reborn from the nirvana, but it doesn't have this skill. ]

[I think the totem of the Western Han Dynasty can be the red bird, and after the nirvana rebirth, it will be the Eastern Han Dynasty. ]

[The Western Han Dynasty should be the red dragon. ]

[The celestial horse is from the west. ]

[There are legends about celestial horses in the Han Dynasty of my country. Some have wings, and some do not. The legend originated from Emperor Wu of Han's love for BMWs. ]

[I think the Tang Dynasty should be replaced by the unicorn, and the Eastern Han Dynasty should be replaced by the tiger. ]

"Countries always fall because of weakness, but the Han Dynasty fell because of strength. Do you know how serious this sentence is? How can the Tang Dynasty compete with my Han Dynasty for the totem?"

[Yuan Dynasty: You have to know that even if it is a foreign race, there are differences. ]

[The wolf was occupied, and the totem of the Yuan Dynasty should be the eagle. These two animals just correspond to the grassland people. ]

[There were even troubled times, what about the Liao Dynasty? What about the Jin Dynasty? ]

Liao Dynasty: Yes, why is there no Liao Dynasty? The Song Dynasty and I are the Southern and Northern Dynasties, and the Song Dynasty has totems. As descendants of the Zhou emperor, don’t we have totems?

Jin Dynasty: I beat the Song Dynasty into the Southern Song Dynasty, and I am the orthodox one.

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[If you show photos of modern beauties to the ancients in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, will they be shocked? Or do they dislike big feet? ]

"Big feet? Before I saw the beauties of later generations, I thought women should bind their feet. After seeing the beauties and miniskirts of later generations, I think it is better not to bind their feet, and they are more beautiful."

"Binding feet is a bad habit of the Han people. We Manchus did not bind our feet before, but now we have been infected and assimilated by the Han people!"

The dynasties where women did not bind their feet, I didn’t understand the meaning of the title for a while.

【“Since she is a beauty, she must be beautiful.”】

【“The living conditions nowadays are better than those in ancient times. Modern people have been supplementing their nutrition with meat, eggs and milk since childhood, so they are taller than most ancient people. They don’t have to work in the fields under the sun and wind, so their skin is whiter than that of the ancients. With skin care products, there are no chilblains and calluses on their hands. They have brushed their teeth since childhood, have never eaten brown rice and bran, and their teeth are white and neat.”】

【“The ancients’ conclusion: This is the daughter of an official or a wealthy family. She rides in a car or a sedan chair when she goes out, and is usually served by many slaves and maids.”】

【“As for what kind of feet she has, it is not for you to discuss.”】

“It would be great if I could marry a woman as beautiful as a fairy in the future!”

“Then keep thinking about it. For someone like you, even an ugly woman would not marry you.”

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[If you just look at the photo, the ancients would think that the person in the photo is a fairy. But if that person traveled through time, he would definitely be considered a mountain spirit who has not yet gotten rid of his wildness, and it is normal for him to be beautiful. If you are lucky, you will be imprisoned for viewing. If you are unlucky, you will most likely be used as food or medicinal materials for alchemy. ]

[Many people have been misled by time-travel novels. The last time our writing evolved was in modern times. If someone really travels back in time, unless you are a historian, few people will speak the language of that time. ]

"That's not right. Then why can I understand the words on the sky curtain? Why can I understand what the later generations say?"

"It must be made by the sky curtain."

[The language of the Ming and Qing dynasties has evolved to be almost the same as ours, right? ]