Short video: Shocking the world
Chapter 99
[Emperor Nurhaci, the Mandate of Heaven
Emperor Chongde, Huang Taiji
Emperor Shunzhi, Fulin
Emperor Kangxi, Xuanye
Emperor Yongzheng, Yinzhen
Emperor Qianlong, Hongli]
A netizen published the list of those who were scolded.
It is even funnier to compare people from different historical planes.
But some people dare not laugh.
The ministers around the emperors of the Qing Dynasty, whether they were real or pretending, all showed anger.
[They really scolded according to the family tree! ]
[Look at their demeanor, Yin An is a wolf, and Cixi is a dog.
Look at living in a group, the leader is a wolf, and Tongzhi is a dog.
Look at foraging, walking at night is a wolf, and walking in the light is a dog. ]
[Friend, you are a genius! ]
[Come on, the big stage in the comment area, come if you have the guts! Please present your talents, talented men and beautiful women. ]
[Look at where you live, the one who spreads grass is a wolf, and the one who spreads clothes is a dog. ]
[Look at the smile, if he really smiles, he is a wolf, if he pretends to smile, he is a dog. ]
[Look at the mouth, if he holds soil, he is a wolf, if he holds wind, he is a dog. ]
[Nurhaci: Fortunately, my name is long. ]
[Look at it, if he lowers his eyebrows and obeys, he is a wolf, and if he is angry and grins his teeth, he is a dog. ]
The few Qing emperors who were not scolded by the homophonic pun in the video thought they had escaped, but they never thought that their disaster was in the comment area.
Xiaozhuang and Cixi could not have imagined that they were not emperors, and people in later generations did not even let them go.
Cixi said hatefully: "If you dare to scold me, why don't you dare to say who your ancestors are?"
At the same time, almost all the Qing emperors: furious (▼皿▼#)
Jiaqing: I don't think anyone scolded me!
[You can also look at the weight, a little heavy is a wolf, and a big light is a dog. ]
[You can also look at the color, gray is a wolf, and yellow is a dog. ]
The emperor is a dog? The emperor is a dog?
Emperors before the Qing Dynasty: This is not allowed! Cursing the Qing emperors is fine, but don't bring us into this!
[The champion said that spring is not late, and nine clans will stay in the real Jiangnan. ]
[The champion said that winter is not cold, and ten clans will cross thousands of mountains. ]
[That day, all the ten clans of this "champion" met, and they all "cried with joy" when they met. ]
[The candidate of the Qing Dynasty, the champion of the Ming Dynasty. ]
"Champion?" Zhu Yuanzhang said: "He is a loyal and righteous man!"
[A line of expeditionary geese flew south, and the iron cavalry of the Ming Dynasty returned. ]
[With clean sleeves, we hope to restore the Ming Dynasty. ]
"Good poem, good poem!" Zhu Yuanzhang applauded.
[A line of expeditionary geese flew south, and eight wild boars entered the pass.
Wild flowers are not the right color to take away the red, and the different species of grass can also be king.
The bright moon is affectionate and still cares about me, and the wind is unjust and will not keep you.
Since ancient times, barbarians have not had good fortunes, and they do not believe that the country will not be named Tang. ]
Tang Dynasty Emperor: Tang is good!
Han Dynasty Emperor: Why can't the country be named Han?
Song Dynasty Emperor: In fact, Song is also OK.
Ming Dynasty Emperor: You promised that the moon would still care about me, why should the country be named Tang? Can't we overthrow the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty?
Qing Dynasty Emperor: Rebel against the enemy! Rebel against poetry!
Qin Dynasty Emperor: None of my Great Qin.
[Qianlong: Tell me your family name.
Answer: Aisin-Gioro. ]
[The Emperor laughed and said: I heard that you are the only one in your family? ]
[I have been wandering for half my life and have never met a wise master. If you don't abandon me, I would like to worship you as my adoptive father. ]
[You are so vicious. ]
"Appoint the emperor as your adoptive father? The emperor will kill nine or ten of his clans, including the emperor himself!"
"This is learning from Lu Bu in Romance of the Three Kingdoms!"
"You cursed the emperor, his father, and the emperor's ancestors, and then you appoint the emperor as your adoptive father. Will the emperor agree?"
...
[What will happen when Zhu Di and Jiajing meet? #Emperor Yongle#Emperor Shenzong of Ming]
"When Emperor Chengzu of Ming met Jiajing? I think they will definitely discuss the issue of temple names!"
"Change Taizong to Chengzu... Alas!"
["Even if you make the Yongle Encyclopedia the most amazing book in ancient and modern times, Zhu Houcong will not record that you are the successor."]
Zhu Di: Good Zhu Houcong, it is our "blessing" to have descendants like him!
Emperor Jiajing Zhu Houcong: After people in later generations have arranged the Qing emperors, they are here to arrange me!
【"I don't admit this. Even if my descendants are ashamed of me, they should at least show some respect to me."】
【"The throne is passed down in turns. This year it's my turn."】
【"Who are you?"】
【"Your Highness Emperor Yongle pays respect to Emperor Wanshou."】
Zhu Di: I pay respect to this bastard?
Zhu Houcong: Where do people in the future want to put me?
【"Show me your true colors and let me see."】
【"This country is not yours, is it?"】
【"If you don't want to reply, then there's no need to reply. Get lost."】
【"Ah, I understand. You are deliberately messing up a mess. Tell me, what are you up to?"】
【"Look at what you have done since you took the throne. Open your dog eyes and see."】
【"Take TaizongThe temple name has been changed. How can I meet my ancestors in the underworld?"]
【"Whose ancestor? Whose ancestor? In my Ming Dynasty, only Chengzu is the ancestor."]
【"Where did you find another ancestor?"]
Zhu Yuanzhang: Unfilial descendants! You are the opposite of Tiangang! If we call Zhu Di ancestor, will he dare to agree?
【"It's my fault. I shouldn't pass the throne to you idiots."]
【"Did Jiajing support you stinking soldiers during his reign?"]
【"Alas, I am the first weak and incompetent emperor in the world!"]
【"The Ming Dynasty was destroyed in your hands."]
【"Write it down in history that I, Zhu Di, am a bad man, but my children and grandchildren... my children and grandchildren are all good people!"]
【"I will not admit it even if I am beaten to the eighteenth level of hell. I have fought for the country all my life, I have worked hard all my life, I have done nothing wrong. ”]
[“We still have to share the food. I know it’s hard for you, and it’s hard for me too!”]
[“Okay, let’s just do it reluctantly!”]
[“Beat the drum and sell candy, each doing his own thing, do what you should do.”]
[“Look at your pointed face and monkey cheeks, look in the mirror, how can you be an emperor?”]
[“I have three virtues, namely kindness, frugality, and not daring to be the first in the world.”]
[“Let Jianwen find a descendant, and we will return the country.”]
[“Isn’t it a bit hurtful to him to say that?”]
[“Hurt your mother’s head.”]
[“You are deceiving the heavens! Call Yan Song, call Yan Song.”]
“Is this also a ghost video? It’s quite interesting to let Emperor Chengzu and Emperor Shenzong of the Ming Dynasty talk!”
“Compared with the Qing Dynasty, more people in later generations like the Ming Dynasty! At least people in later generations didn't curse all the emperors of the Ming Dynasty. "
"Isn't the throne passed down by turns? Why can't I take it?"
"You are not a monkey with a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks, you are a fat pig with a pig's brain, and you don't look like an emperor either."
——
[Invincible!]
[Will this cut hurt him too much?]
[Finally found the authentic history!]
"Is this the authentic history? Then what history book are we reading?"
"People in later generations are joking."
[Very high quality!]
[Cross-era dialogue: I only have one ancestor, Chengzu, in my Ming Dynasty.]
[Where is Taizu?]
[Where did Taizu come from?]
[I conquered the country myself!]
[I understand what you mean, Zhu Di can open a separate genealogy and write from himself.]
Seeing this comment, except for Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Yunwen, the rest of the emperors of the Ming Dynasty remained silent.
At this time, it is right to deal with it coldly.
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