where did the ancestors go

Yu Tang was dragged into her arms by the fat African woman, and was almost suffocated by her big breasts. He struggled for a long time to get fresh air, and hurriedly said: "wait, wait, my leg is hurt. Besides, we have to Cultivate the relationship first."

Afraid that she would not understand, Yu Tang hurriedly gestured to her and told her to wait. "Well, let me give you a name, it will help us communicate. I'll call you Cuihua." Yu Tang took out a Sanqing Talisman, "Cuihua looks good, don't blink, Dangdang! "

As soon as the power of thought moved, the Sanqing Talisman ignited instantly, Cuihua expressed her surprise, and her mouth formed a circle with "oh".Seeing that she was attracted, Yu Tang handed the Sanqing Talisman into her hand, "You play with it for a while, and I'll write another one."

After speaking, he hurriedly found his cloth pocket, turned out a piece of yellow paper with no symbols on it, and took out the cinnabar box. Without a brush, he replaced it with his fingers.He tapped some cinnabar, and then wrote a talisman on the yellow paper with his index finger.Then came to Cuihua, muttering something,

"Wandering souls, where to stay,

The three souls will soon come, and the seven souls will come,

Riverside roads, temple villages,

Court prisons, tomb hills,

False surprises are weird, scaring off the real soul,

Now please five ways, General Youlu,

Dang Zhuang land, house stove Lord,

Mountain gods and rivers, Liujia gold,

I am sending you now, intending to take you in,

Lost from the body, extinguished the spirit,

Soulbinder, African Emerald.

Heaven's gates open, earth's gates open,

The boy of thousands of miles has come to arrest his soul,

The Six Stars of the Southern Dipper, the Seven Stars of the Big Dipper,

I obey the Taishang Laojun to be as urgent as a law,

Edict! "

After the spell was issued, Yu Tang had quick hands and eyes, and when Cuihua was in doubt, he pasted the soul arresting talisman he had just written on her forehead.Look at Cuihua again, sitting on the ground, motionless.Yu Tang found a mahogany sword again and pressed it against the talisman paper on Cuihua's forehead, "Get up!"

Cuihua stood up following the movement of the mahogany sword, Yu Tang held the mahogany sword and led Cuihua to the side.Yu Tang didn't want to see Cuihua's face, so he asked her to turn around, face the tent, and face the wall thinking about her mistakes.

After finishing all this, Yu Tang let out a long breath, put down the mahogany sword, quietly raised the curtain of the tent, and opened his eyes to look out.

Outside the tent, Asen was squatting and studying with a small notebook in his arms.Yu Tang stretched out his hand and talked to the back of Asen's head.

The force was increased, and the voice was particularly crisp, "Dah!"

"Ouch!" Asen yelled holding his head, and turned around to see that the curtain of the tent was hanging down quietly.

"Who hit me?" Asen cried aggrievedly.

Hiding in the tent, Yu Tang sniggered, stretched out a finger, and ticked it off.A Sen saw that it seemed to be Yu Tang's fingers, and followed his fingers to pick up the curtain and entered the tent. Before he could see the situation clearly, Yu Tang threw him to the ground with a groan, then pressed him down, and stretched out his hand to pinch him face, said: "Boy, don't be afraid, it's me."

"Master, you...why didn't you sleep? Where's that fat African aunt?" Asen was flustered at first, but when he saw it was Yu Tang, his heart calmed down.

"You said Cuihua, I fixed it with the soul arresting talisman." Yu Tang pointed to the African girl next to the wall.

"Master, you are amazing, but if you don't sleep with her, what should you do if you are found out?" Asen asked worriedly.

"Don't worry, I've locked her in three souls and seven souls. If I let her go tomorrow morning, she won't remember anything." Yu Tang looked at A Sen who was under his body, and suddenly said with a smirk: "You know what my name is?" What are you doing in here?"

A Sen twisted his body, tired from being pressed, and said, "I don't know."

Yu Tang: "What do you think?"

Asen: "You won't let me sleep with you?"

"Guess right."

"Master!"

"To sleep with you, not with you."

"Oh."

Yu Tang got up and sat up, leaning against the grass mat that the native girl had laid in advance.Asen also got up and sat beside Yu Tang, winking with a complicated expression.Yu Tang looked at him, and asked, "Boy, are you feeling bad, why are you blushing?"

A Sen: "Master, don't you feel very hot?"

Yu Tang scratched his neck, "It's quite hot. I felt burning after drinking the soup just now. What kind of meat is in that soup? I haven't eaten it, but it tastes pretty good."

"It's the big snake you caught, master. I heard that snake meat is very healthy. Master, you are really lucky." Asen said nastily.

"Didn't you eat it too? Oh, it's over, will it be overdone?" Yu Tang rolled his eyes, fell back, and rolled around on the ground, "Ah, I'm so hot, I'm going to die La."

"Master, you're really pretending." Asen was not fooled at all, "It's just eating a bowl of snake meat, you can't die."

Yu Tang sat up and rolled his eyes.

At this time, someone outside the tent yelled a few times, and two figures were reflected on the tent.

"It's not good, Asu is here." Asen said in fear, "Master, it must be because you didn't sleep with aunt, and you were discovered."

Yu Tang waved his hand, "Don't be afraid, I have a solution."

"What should I do?"

"Put on a play."

"What drama?"

"Bend the bow and shoot the big eagle."

A Sen scratched his head, expressing his incomprehension. Before he could ask further, Yu Tang stretched his neck and shouted loudly: "Ah... um, oh, fuck, ah, here it is. Aah... Ah, uh huh."

Asu left, and Asen withered.

Looking at the blushing Asen, Yu Tang felt increasingly hot and hot. Neither of them spoke, and the atmosphere was a little scorching.

Asen coughed lightly, got up and wanted to get out of the tent, when Yu Tang suddenly reached out and grabbed Asen's ankle.

"Master, why did you catch me?"

"That... tell you a story."

While talking, Yu Tang took off Asen's shoes and dragged him into his arms.Asen huddled into a ball, his legs were tightly together, and the heat of the snake's flesh became more intense.

"What... what story?"

"Spring is here, everything is revived, and this is the season of mating. On the vast African savannah, animals are finding sexual partners one after another..."

"Master, don't talk anymore."

"Then tell me."

"I do not know."

"Then what will you do?"

"I... I... Master... You... Ah... Woohoo".

It was raining outside the tent, and the raindrops hit the leaves with a crackling sound.

Our African green flower stood all night and was very tired.

Early the next morning, Yu Tang woke up, came to Cuihua, and took off the soul-detaining talisman.Cuihua's huge body fell to the ground, snoring loudly.Yu Tang woke Asen up, and the two of them got dressed and slipped out of the tent quietly.

They found Asu again, and Asu walked into the tent to wake Cuihua up, and babbled for a long time, Cuihua said that she was very tired last night.Asu walked out of the tent, gave Tang a thumbs up, and praised him a lot.

Asen translated, "Master, he said that you are as powerful as a god, a warrior of the African savannah."

"Nonsense, do you still need him to say this, you know it better than anyone else."

"Master, you are good or bad, but I like you so much."

"Haha, kid, you worked hard last night. To make up for you, I will definitely find your ancestor today!"

The author has something to say:

Don't ask me why this chapter is so short, because I omitted ten thousand words.In addition, this is what Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang taught me, spread your hands~