where did the ancestors go

In the early morning, the taxi driver who took Yutang to Jin's house was driving on the road. He turned on the car radio, tuned it a few times, and the radio played the news.He listened to it for a while, and then heard the newscaster say: "Today we will broadcast three major events that have caused a sensation in Hong Kong!"

"The first one, Jin Yanzhi, the eldest son of the Jin family, died in the early hours of last night, and his blood was absorbed by unknown creatures. The police identified it as a supernatural event!"

"Second, Master Zhong Fabai, who is well-known in Hong Kong, died in the early hours of last night, and his skin was stripped off by unknown creatures. The police identified it as a supernatural event!"

"The third thing is that the Jin family's ancestor's grave exploded! No need to guess, it's still a supernatural event!"

The driver shuddered, his hands trembled, he slammed the steering wheel, and slammed into a street light on the side of the street.

"Fuck the street, I picked someone up yesterday!"

On the seventh night after Asen's death, Yu Tang stood guard in front of the mourning hall. Today is the night of returning to the soul, and he can see Asen for the last time.Jin Xingzhou didn't dare to disobey Yu Tang's arrangement at this time, he cleared everyone away, leaving Yu Tang alone in the mourning hall.

Yu Tang's face was heavy, and his heart was extremely nervous.At ten o'clock in the night, a gust of wind blew open the door of the mourning hall, and there were three figures standing outside the door, the two in front were particularly eye-catching, the guy on the left wore a tall white hat on his head, and the hat said There are four black words "get rich at first sight", a banner for calling souls on his shoulders, a mourning stick in his hand, and a bell tied to the stick.

The other guy had a tall black hat on his head, with four white characters on it that said "THE WORLD PEACE," and he had a mourning stick with bells in his hand too.

Yu Tang knew these two things, and these two things were black and white impermanence.The two impermanences are dedicated to seducing souls, they are the messengers of the yin and yang realms, that is, the civil servants of the underworld.These two are good friends, why do you say that, because they both hold mourning sticks in their hands, and they usually act together.If they are not together, one shakes the mourning stick in his hand, and when the bell rings, the bell on the mourning stick in the other hand will also ring, and then he knows that the other party is calling him.

Yu Tang was no stranger to the two of them, and they also knew Yu Tang. As soon as they entered the door, Bai Wuchang said in a ghostly manner: "Hey, isn't this so-and-so's little one? I didn't expect to meet him here." What's your name?"

Hei Wuchang said from the side: "Mr. Yin Yang from the Yu family, he was the one who made troubles in the underworld back then."

Yu Tang was not in the mood to talk to them, but looked behind them. Asen stood there with empty eyes, with shackles on his hands and feet.

Yu Tang said with a gloomy face, "I also ask the two masters of impermanence to undo the shackles and let him come back to life."

Bai Wuchang chuckled, "Let's be polite, we can't...".

Yu Tang interrupted him before he finished speaking: "Why, do you still want to ask me for money?"

Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes, waved his hands, and said, "Come on, we can't mess with you." After speaking, he opened Asen's shackles and patted the back of Asen's head. pond.

"Master, why are you here!" Asen ran over like a child and hugged Yu Tang, smiling all over his face, "Master, I can finally see you, I thought we could only see each other in the next life. "

Yu Tang couldn't laugh, but cried instead. He hugged Asen, "Boy, I'm sorry, I should have stayed by your side in the first place. I knew that Jin Yanzhi had no good intentions, but I still let you face him alone. I... .Damn me!"

Yu Tang smacked his mouth while talking, it was really hard, his face turned red when he slapped it, and his face became swollen after the second slap.

Asen hurriedly stopped his hand, "Master, what are you doing, I should be the one to say sorry. It's all because I was too timid, and I was scared to death by that female ghost after just one glance. You waited so anxiously that night." Well, do you hate me?"

Yu Tang was sobbing, holding Asen and crying so loudly.

Black and White Wuchang looked dumbfounded behind him, the two guys winked, but neither of them spoke.

Yu Tang cried and said, "A Sen, I have already avenged you, you can rest in peace."

"Master, I miss you so much. From now on, you will be alone again. When I think of this, I...I feel sorry for you." Asen cried as he spoke.

Bai Wuchang couldn't stand it any longer, coughed and said, "Aha, that time has come, the souls of the dead will go to the underworld, and the living will stay in the sun. Jin Yansen, the suffering master, you are dead in this life, and everything in the world has nothing to do with you, so hurry up and follow me!" I'm leaving as soon as possible!"

With eyes full of tears, Yu Tang cursed, "Fart! Let's see who can take him away tonight!"

Bai Wuchang didn't expect Yu Tang to come here, so he shook his head helplessly, and said, "Yu Tang, you are also a Mr. Yin and Yang after all, people die and reincarnate, grass dies and leaves roots, reincarnation in the world, the laws of heaven and nature. These things need to be done by Mr. Bai." Are you wasting your time? Don’t make trouble, don’t think I’m really afraid of you after you’ve made trouble in the underworld. Take him back to revive his soul, just take a look at it, and you don’t have to be bold. People’s fate is predestined, and the king of Hades told him to watch the third watch Death, who can keep him until the fifth watch! Sooner or later, you will also be hooked away by me, I advise you, keep a line of life, so that we can meet each other in the future!"

Yu Tang protected Asen behind him, pointed at Bai Wuchang and cursed: "I was afraid of you last time, but I am not afraid this time, I don't believe I can't defeat you!" Jue, sinking into the dantian, shouted loudly: "True Martial Smash Demon, all-powerful, retreat!"

A golden light shot from his forehead and went straight to Bai Wuchang. Hei Wuchang was watching from the side, the mourning stick in his hand flicked, and the bell rang, blocking Yu Tang's blow.

Bai Wuchang spread his hands and said, "You can deal with ghosts these two times, but I have a god, so don't waste your efforts."

Yu Tang didn't believe in evil, so he recited the mantra again, "Using the Dao, resolving conflicts, opening and closing the gate of heaven, and returning to the infinite!"

Another bell rang, and Black and White Wuchang was unscathed.Yu Tang was so angry that he slashed at the two dead ghosts with the mahogany sword in his hand.This time, Black and White Wuchang set up the mourning stick at the same time, the bells rang out, and Yu Tang's mahogany sword snapped.Immediately afterwards, Hei Wuchang raised his hand, and a gust of dark wind hit Tang's chest.Yu Tang was kicked into the air and knocked down the portrait of the spirit card behind him, his blood surged and he vomited a mouthful of blood.

Asen hurriedly came over to help him, but Bai Wuchang shook the soul-calling banner on his shoulder, and Asen was sucked in.Bai Wuchang wrapped the shackles around his hands, Hei Wuchang put the chain around his neck, and dragged Asen to the door.

Yu Tang struggled to get up, "Boy, don't go!"

"Master, you must take care of yourself!"

Black and White Impermanence dragged Asen two steps out of the mourning hall and then disappeared. Yu Tang sat paralyzed on the ground with two lines of tears streaming down his face.

After half an hour, Jin Xingzhou ran over and was terrified when he saw the scattered mourning hall, and he didn't dare to ask what happened.Yu Tang grabbed him and said, "Mr. Jin San'er, I beg you for one thing."

"Master, if you have something to say, I will never refuse."

"The inheritance of the Jin family has already belonged to you, and this corpse of Asen is of no use to you. Let me take him away, okay?"

Jin Xingzhou expressed 120 willingness.

Yu Tang stood up, pushed open the coffin lid, looked at Asen's body lying inside, drew a talisman on his face, and said in his mouth: "The world is boundless, the universe borrows the law, soldier!".Immediately afterwards, he squeezed the sword formula with his hands, pointed at the sky spirit, and slashed down Asen's feet all the way.

With tears in his eyes, Yu Tang yelled heart-piercingly, "Get up!"

Asen in the coffin stood up instantly, his eyes were red, he opened his mouth to spit out a cloud of corpse gas, opened his mouth to reveal two zombie fangs, and rushed towards Yutang to bite.Yu Tang raised a corpse-preventing talisman and stuck it on Asen's forehead, then rang the three clear bells, and led Asen out of the gate of Jin's house.Only Jin Xingzhou was left paralyzed in the mourning hall, dazed with fright.

Outside Shanhaiguan, on the expressway, a quartz white Lexus ES was parked in front of the toll booth, waiting for traffic police inspection.After a while, a traffic policeman came over and knocked on the car window. Yu Tang in the driver's seat pressed the window and smiled at the traffic policeman.The traffic police looked at Yu Tang and then at the license plate, and asked, "Did you drive back from Hainan?"

"Well, it's summer vacation, let's go back to my hometown and have a look." Yu Tang handed out his ID card, driver's license and driving license.

"You are still a college student, and you actually drove from Haikou to the northeast, aren't you tired?" the traffic policeman asked.

"Fortunately, stop and go along the way, to see the great rivers and mountains of the motherland, the scenery is infinite." Yu Tang replied.

"What is pulling behind the car?" The traffic policeman glanced at the back seat of the car.

Yu Tang: "One box of tomatoes, one box of eggs, I personally prefer scrambled eggs with tomatoes."

"That's your friend?" The traffic policeman looked at the man in the co-pilot again. The man sat upright, staring straight ahead, motionless.

"Oh, yes, my friend, take me back to my hometown as a guest." Yu Tang smiled, his eyes full of affection.

"Your friend doesn't seem to like to talk?" I don't know if the traffic policeman is a bit talkative or has found something wrong.

"He's deaf and dumb." Yu Tang said calmly.

"Ah, I'm sorry. But, how do you communicate?" the traffic policeman asked endlessly.

Yu Tang took the man's hand and put it in his own, and grinned at the traffic policeman, "Rely on tacit understanding and telepathy."

The traffic police finally stopped asking, and handed back the three IDs to Yu Tang, then stood at attention dignifiedly and saluted, "I wish you all the best, happy 99!"

Yu Tang whistled his thanks.

After the traffic police left, Yu Tang smiled and said, "Boy, you did a good job just now. Tell me what you want to eat, and I will definitely satisfy you."

A Sen opened his mouth to show his zombie teeth, "Ho Ho, Ho Ho!"

"Want to eat eggs? No, you already ate two today."

"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!" Ah Sen yelled.

"Oh, you have a leg, and you still dare to scold me. Tomatoes are the only ones, whether you like them or not!" Yu Tang said as he reached out and took out a tomato from the back seat, and wiped it in his hand.Then he squeezed Asen's chin, stuffed the tomato into his mouth, and said, "Suck!"

When Asen's two zombie teeth pressed hard, the tomato shriveled to the point where only the skin remained.Yu Tang wiped his mouth with a paper towel, and said, "You boy, sir, I have to serve you all the food and drink. What evil did you do in your previous life?"

"Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho!"

"You were a tortoise in your last life!"

"Ho ho ho, ho ho, ho ho!"

"Okay, okay, I won't scold you anymore. Let's continue walking and enter the Shanhaiguan Pass, and we will arrive at the land of dragon prosperity of your ancestors."

Yu Tang started the car, kicked the accelerator and drove into the toll booth. The car drove quickly through Shanhaiguan and arrived in Changchun, Jilin three hours later.

Yu Tang drove the car off the highway and drove along the rural county road at a constant speed, "Boy, I'm going to my hometown soon."

"Master, is the Northeast really a black land?"

"Squeak—crack!"

A sudden brake, the car was in the middle of the road, Yu Tang didn't dare to breathe, he turned to look at Asen, "Boy, am I hearing hallucinations?"

Asen turned his head and grinned, the zombie teeth were gone, "Master, you don't have auditory hallucinations."

"Is that me dead?"

"You didn't die, it was me who lived."

Yu Tang shook his head, covered his face with his hands, and rubbed his eyes, "I must be too tired."

"Master, don't you believe me?"

"You... I... ah, woo... woo." Yu Tang covered his mouth to keep himself from crying, and then threw his arms around the person next to him, "A Sen, how did you come back alive?" gone?"

Asen smiled mysteriously and said, "Master, you may not believe me when I tell you. I met the King of Yama. The King of Yama said that he owed you a favor, so he let me back. He also said that he wrote the name of the two of us in the book of life and death." The lifespan is equal, I will be with you for the rest of my life, even if I die, I will die in one day, and die together."

"Yan Wang... Ha, okay, he will pay back this favor! A Sen, let me kiss you." Yu Tang leaned over and was about to kiss him, but A Sen pushed him away, "Don't, there is something watching us .”

Yu Tang looked around in surprise, "Where is there anything?"

"Do you see a little fox by the side of the road?"

Yu Tang looked out the car window, and saw a red fox with a big tail sitting on the side of the road.The fox winked at him, then ran away dragging its tail.

Yu Tang looked at the fox's back and was silent for a long time.A Sen saw that his expression was wrong, so he asked: "Master, did seeing the fox make you sad?"

"No." Yu Tang smiled lightly, "I just met a friend from long ago. If you are interested, I will tell you about it in the future."

"No, I want to hear it now."

"Didn't I say it, in the future."

"I can't wait!"

"Okay, let's come then."

"Master, why are you taking off your pants?"

"Day."

"Master, you are such a rascal!"

"Did you just know?"

The car is parked on the side of the road.

Shock, the wind blows.

"Ah...Master, we finally don't need to be separated anymore."

--end--

The author has something to say:

End Sanhua, are you satisfied with this ending?I won't change it if I'm not satisfied, haha, if you don't accept it, kill me.

Seriously, thank you old and new friends for their love and care, please help me Amway, I love you all!

Don't say my essay is short, what's wrong with being short, can't the short text satisfy you?Guide "The Legend of Stealing the Horse and the Golden Gun" and "The Picture of the Fox Blowing the Lamp", these two are long.hey-hey.