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Yun Shuiyao, who was out of control, grabbed Master's shoulder and shook desperately, "Master, you must not die, you must never die!!!!"

Lin Xing was dizzy from being shaken, and rolled his eyes with nothing to love, and the mischievous subtitles marked his heartfelt voice: Disciple, you will really die if you become a teacher again...

"Ahem, cough, you, you hold this Jisheng sword, you must keep it safe, and destroy that demon on behalf of all beings in the three realms." Lin Xing, who was eager to act, insisted on finishing the play.

Shao Sha touched the sword in his hand, caressed the blade as if she had found a treasure, salivated and said ecstatically, "Master, don't worry, the Jisheng sword will be handed over to me!"

After receiving the sword, the hard-working master was ruthlessly thrown away.

"You..." Lin Xing fell to the ground slumped, and said with his eyes: You are a traitor.

At this time, the scene cuts to Wan Zhilan who is playing the role of Demon Lord Gong Jietian. He clenched his fists and imitated Taishan ape-man and beat his chest: "Have you master and apprentice forgotten my existence? Hand over the Jisheng sword!"

"That's right, hand over the Jisheng sword!" The host, Cen Xuanqi, dressed in a demon girl's costume, guarded the Demon Lord and choked.

At this time, the sound of music that was ready to go was played, and the eyes of both sides were full of excitement.

"Ah..." Lin Xing stuck out his tongue and said, "I'm dead."

"You, you, you killed my master..." Shao Sha held the sword in her arms, pointed at the two monsters, and accused them of their sins.

"I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon.

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The four hosts performed a funny Yun Shuiyao plot at the beginning, which made the audience laugh so hard that their stomachs ached.

"Okay, okay." Lin Xing stood up, tore off the obstructive beard on his chin, and officially started with the microphone: "Welcome everyone to watch this episode of Zhilan Yemao, I am Lin Xing."

"I'm Wan Zhilan." "Shao Sha" "Cen Xuanqi..." "We are blablabla..." After the routine opening remarks and the title advertisement of the program slogan, Shao Sha squinted her eyes with a smile: "Do you know that we Who is the guest of honor?"

"Know!!"

Shao Sha frowned and said distressedly: "You know but I don't."

The audience booed.

"Sasha, if you keep talking nonsense like this, the audience in the first row might want to come on stage and beat you... Let us invite our guests to come on stage, Iman... Liang Kai... Xiao Li... Meng Qing... welcome You are here!!" Under the powerful voice of the host, the four guests of the show entered the arena amidst the screams of the audience.

Xiao Chuli participated in a variety show for the first time. Standing on the stage, he saw a light sign holding "His Royal Highness Xiao", "Li Miaomiao", and "Forever Love Lili" in the auditorium, gently pointing towards the other side gently. He laughed a little, and the director just gave him the picture.

On the video website that was broadcasting the program, there were bursts of barrage.

"Lili is on the stage!!!"

"Li Li smiled, it's so sweet, so sweet!"

"I feel the screen is a bit dirty, I have to lick it."

"Speaking of which, Lili is really high."

Qiu Jiayu, who was outside the TV, saw Xiao Li's appearance and excitedly clenched the remote control in his hand. He was as excited as all Li fans, dressed in modern clothes!Live!The live-action version of Lili! ! ! ! !The antique fans who had been fans of Xiao Li for a year were moved to tears.

"Our Highness Li is really a real person!!!"

"The detached look in the modern outfit is really good, I'm so fascinated."

Xiao Chuli wore a white t-shirt with a simple pattern and a pair of slacks, dressed like a boy next door, but his exquisite facial features and his excellent classical temperament made him stand out from the crowd of handsome men and women in the entertainment industry .

The four hosts were still wearing the cosplay costumes of Yun Shuiyao's crew just now. At this time, the four hosts were standing next to the four actors of the TV series. One was real and the other was fake. Even if they just stood there and didn't speak, this strong contrast... the stage The picture above is simply not too funny! ! !

Lin Xing furtively looked left and then looked again, and then bumped into Shao Sha's hand: "Sasha, do you think the four of us are—the fake Li Gui met the real Li Kui."

Wan Zhilan interrupted and complained: "We are obviously a buyer's show and a seller's show!" After he finished speaking, he moved closer to Zhen-Gong Jietian Liang Kai and the two brothers posed nicely, "Yeah!"

"Brother Lin, you still have the guts to say that you should play the role of the master of Shengmen, but when the filming started, you dragged the director and cried and said: I don't want to be turned into a scum by a handsome guy, and I'm just sitting in the background wearing a white grandfather costume I was unwilling to let go of my life, so my identity changed from my lover in the previous life to my master...Look at our think tank brother, how dare to face the bleak life, how dare to face the dripping blood, this is the martyr of our revolution, organize role model!"

Shao Sha caught Lin Xing from the crowd and dragged her to Xiao Chuli's side. Lin Xing, who was half a head shorter than Xiao Chuli, was about to be turned into scum in seconds. The eccentric Shao Sha pretended to fall and fell into Xiao Chuli Arms, breasts...

Xiao Chuli held her hands, "Sister Shasha, be careful."

Shao Sha's fake fall was already seen through by everyone, and she covered her lips with her hand, "Ahem, ahem, I know our grand beauty is coming, my fans left a message on Weibo a few days ago saying that we must Give Xiao Li a hug on behalf of them, come on, give Xiao Li a hug, and the fans even said that it's best to give another kiss..."

"Sasha, are you sure your fans won't rush into the screen to beat you to death after seeing this scene?"

At this point, the barrage groups on the video network have become fans of Shao Sha, "Sister Sha, I am sure and definitely did not ask you to hug Lili."

"Don't stop me, I really want to become Sister Sasha, and I also want to hug Lili."

"Sister Sha's fans: We don't want to be represented."

"I don't want to be added one by the representative."

"Sister Sha: I'm the best at using power for personal gain."

"Sister Sasha, I want to send you the blade"

"Hey! Let go of that Highness, let me come!!!"

Seeing the host Shao Sha hugging Lili, Qiu Jiayu exploded with jealousy like many Lili fans, she really wanted to hold Lili cat in her arms and hug her! ! !She watched the show continue enviously. After the host and the guests interacted and teased a few words, the game session began. Qiu Jiayu paid attention to Xiao Li the whole time. stars.

Li fans found that although His Royal Highness didn't talk much, he was full of presence, and his voice was super nice, and his ears were about to become pregnant. "I was still guessing which voice actor voiced Prince Xiao and Sheng Meiren, and Li Li The appearance is so apt, it turns out to be Lili's original voice!!!”

"Li Bao, let's say a few more words!!"

"Let me hear this voice to fall asleep when I am insomnia, I will definitely have a big dream!! I want to record Lili's voice."

"Lili's voice is so nice, isn't it?"

"I found that Lili's voice has a unique charm!"

"It's as recognizable as his facial features!!!! Why is there such a perfect existence in the world!!!"

"Li Bao, do you want to enter the music scene? Not singing with such a good voice is a waste of money!!"

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"Hahaha, our Highness is witty and cute, so cute!"

Qiu Jiayu couldn't help but watch the host and the guests play the game of "who is the undercover agent". Surrounded by a pile of "lettuce", Xiao Li's poor undercover little "cabbage" inexplicably stood up. at last.

"Li Li, is this... Cai Jianqiang?"

"Why don't you doubt Lili!!"

"Li Li's answer is witty and cute!!"

"Li Bao, are you meow thinking? How did you make the eighteenth bend in the mountain road?"

After the game session ended, it was time to hear and see the session, the little secrets of the August [-] guests.

"We asked relevant people to record the VCR, to see what unknown side of our big stars..." Lin Xing held the script and made gestures while reading. The guests didn't know the content of the VCR in advance. So all four of them showed terrified expressions.