Society owes me a brother

For northerners, the custom of Chinese New Year is making dumplings.

Especially on the night of Thirty'er that year, several members of the family sat together, making dumplings while watching the Spring Festival Gala, and of course some men who had nothing to do could set up a table to play mahjong.

However, the old Lu family did not have such a custom—on the contrary, the men of the Lu family liked to cook—including the kitchen killer Lu Chi himself, and the ones who were most addicted to mahjong were Lu’s mother and Miao Miao’s classmate.

Speaking of which, Miao Miao's card skills and luck are very good.And also learned to memorize cards at the poker table without a teacher - Lu's father and Lu's mother often sighed that if Lu Miaomiao could apply this cleverness to his studies, he would not have struggled for years on the passing line .

Lu Miaomiao didn't take it seriously: "Study is also dependent on talent~ and the progress of the high school attached to Yanda University is faster than other schools, and they are not as smart as my brother, so I really worked very hard. Also, mom, your information database should be updated in time. My current academic performance has jumped from the passing line to the level of good. Our class teacher has said that according to my current grades, plus our family is Yanjing household registration, it is no problem to take a test in this city during the college entrance examination."

No matter how you can get a score of 580 to [-] in the test!

Besides, classmate Miao Miao is already Bai Fumei worth billions of M gold.No matter how much Lu's mother dislikes her daughter, Miao Miao is still quite satisfied with her status as a winner in life!

"I am most grateful to my brother!"

However, a few minutes later, when Lu Chi was pushed by his old Gong to sit down at the poker table, Miao Miao, who had just shown courteousness to his eldest brother in front of the whole village, immediately wept: "I don't want to play mahjong with my elder brother! I don't want to ! Brother, can you go down!"

Brother Lu Chi, who was ruthlessly disliked by his own sister: "..."

Yue Bin sighed helplessly, stretched out his hand to pat his miserable little shou who was disliked by him, and looked at Lu Miaomiao with a face of "you are so cruel, you are so ruthless, you are so vexatious": "Miao Miao, don't you like big brother?" Just a few minutes ago, you swore that you liked your elder brother the most, why don’t you play mahjong with your elder brother now? Could it be that your love is so cold and indifferent, that you don’t even play mahjong games with him? ?”

Lu Miaomiao looked at her brother-in-law sadly: "You don't understand. I play mahjong just for fun. But if you play mahjong with my brother, it's not mahjong. It's aggrieved."

Can humans play cards with machines?In the same way, Lu Miaomiao cannot play mahjong with his elder brother.It will cast a psychological shadow.And the shadow area is infinite.

"So you want your elder brother to make dumplings with us?" Yue Bin looked down at classmate Lu Miaomiao expressionlessly.

Lu Miaomiao: "..."

Mental abuse or physical abuse, this is a question worth thinking about.

After thinking for two seconds with a heavy heart, foodie Miao Miao chose the former.

Yue Bin showed a tricky smile, bent down and kissed Lu Chi on the cheek, and said softly, "You are playing with your sister, we will call you when the dumplings are finished."

Father Lu in the dining room immediately corrected: "Don't bother, call them after the New Year's Eve dinner is ready. Let them have fun."

The implication is that before the dumplings are wrapped and the New Year's Eve dinner is not ready, Lu Chi is strictly forbidden to approach the dining room within one meter.

Lu *Kitchen Killer* who was clearly rejected by his father and lover insisted: "..."

It's really not mahjong, it's loneliness, loneliness, and coldness.

Boss Lu Chi, with a dull pain in his heart, was expressionless, and in the next pot of mahjong, he won all the chips of the other three without mercy.

So much so that after the game ended, classmate Lu Miaomiao cried loudly while clutching her flat purse: "My lucky money!"

Lu Chi handed over a thick wad of money to Yue Bin, and teased with narrow eyes: "Here, your lucky money."

Yue Bin collected the "New Year's money" handed in by Lu Chi while the elders were looking at it with smiles, and while everyone was not paying attention, he leaned into Lu Chi's ear and whispered: "Since it is New Year's money, how can I thank you?" ?”

"Press you a few more times, okay?"

Lu Chi raised his eyebrows, and gave Yue Bin a meaningful sideways glance, which meant "let the horse come over".

The staring Yue Bin was hot all over, and the little Yue Bin stood up honestly and sensitively.

It's a pity that Lujia Village's customs are old-fashioned. On the night of New Year's Eve, a vigil is required, and no one can sleep.Can't even go back to the bedroom to rest.The whole family must stay neatly in the main room to chat and watch the year.

Poor Yue Bin was so angry that he was teased, and he could only look at the boss Lu Chi who only teased and was not responsible.

Huskies are about to wilt into Mickey.

Lu Chi, who was complained by Yue Bin's eyes, ran into the kitchen, and despite the strong objections of Lu's parents and mother, cut off a small piece of dumpling dough, kneaded it into a rat with special skill, and gave it to Yue Bin when he returned home.

Yue Mickey, who was ridiculed mercilessly, took the mouse with a helpless expression on his face, smiled meaningfully against Lu Lu, and without hesitation—take out the SLR and pose for a photo.

Lu Chi looked at Yue Bin with a half-smile.

Lu Miaomiao, who was sitting on the sidelines watching the Spring Festival Gala, quietly moved to the other side of the sofa with her pillow in her arms.She was really overwhelmed by the two brothers' obscure dog food stuffing.

However, the classmate Lu Miaomiao who hid on the other side still failed to escape the influence of the God of Dog Food—although the pair of Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan did not perform as "quietly" as Lu Chi and Yue Bin, the two of them sat together. The sweet act of sending messages while watching TV on a sofa almost blinded the single Miao's eyes.

Why am I so pitiful!

Classmate Lu Miaomiao, who was hugging a pillow, hid in the kitchen with tears in her eyes. While lifting the lid of the pot, she gnawed on the chicken feet while whispering that she wanted to fall in love.

I'm sick of those couples who mistreat small animals (`)!

I don't know how to coax others when I only care about dating (ˇˇ)!

I really want to cry (︿)!

snort! ╭(╯^╰)╮

People are so angry!

The kind that can't be coaxed well (￣^￣)!

Unless I give back my New Year's money to others~~~

Lu Miaomiao, who crazily ate three chicken feet, burped aggrievedly.Make up your mind, you must eat dozens more dumplings when you have the New Year's Eve dinner at night - and you will specially grab the dumplings in front of the big brother and the second brother!

He didn't even know that he was being targeted by the ruthless dumpling killer King Miaomiao, and he didn't even realize that his actions had hurt a single little animal. Husband Yuelu and Husband Hengxuan were even under the encouragement of their elders. Next, another pot of mahjong game was opened.

Of course it's different this time around.

The rule is that Lu Chi can't look at his own cards, and can only choose which cards he wants to play based on the cards played by the other three.If Lu Chi can still win under such circumstances, the remaining three companies will put on a show for everyone.

Although Lu Chi himself doesn't know how fun this game is, but seeing everyone's enthusiasm—participating in and watching, Lu Chi is happy to play with everyone.

As a result, ordinary people with average IQs finally saw the computing power of Lu Chi, who was pushed to the altar by Wall Street.

Even if you haven't seen your own cards, you don't know what cards the shuffler has dealt to other players, just rely on everyone's cards and mysterious psychological analysis.After getting used to a round of cards, Lu Chi actually got the idea of ​​playing cards from the other three players, and he never lost again in the next pot of cards.

Simply incredible.

The other three families who were so hooked were willing to bow down, and each produced a program to make everyone happy.Immediately afterwards, the elders who were watching from the sidelines also came up to practice their hands—wondering whether Lu Chi could face everyone with such confidence and count cards to such an exaggerated level.

The elders who have gone on to succeed have once again proved that some people can really be inhumane when they are serious.For ordinary people, calculations that are particularly difficult and mysterious are placed here by Lu Chi, as simple as eating and drinking.Since the boss can write the source code that maintains the entire campus network empire by himself, and when necessary, input global financial information into his mind without omission, formulate a plan to short the world and successfully complete it.There is no doubt about the perverted calculation ability of that head.

At least in the words of many experts, Lu Chi's head is definitely more advanced than the world's most advanced central processing unit - because Lu Chi can do anything a computer can do, but even the world's most advanced central processing unit However, they cannot complete Lu Chi's work.

Sitting next to Lu Chi, Mr. Husky put his hands on his lover's shoulders with a proud face, and rubbed Lu Chi's cheek with his big head.Who made their Lu Chi so powerful!You must put your hands on your hips for a while! !

Oops what a rough night!I really want it to be tomorrow morning soon, and then he can carry Lu Chi back to the room hehehe... After all, Mr. Lu Chi has already prepaid the "new year's money" ~

Lu Miaomiao, who was hiding aside, looked at his brother with a strange expression, then at Yue Bin, and was particularly curious about one thing——

That is, when his brother was with his brother Bin, would he use his particularly powerful brain to calculate the most comfortable posture? !