I, ET, mixed entertainment circle

"..."

The security guard's young face was stunned for a while, and negative emotions rushed to his head one after another. This, this is a mockery, right? !

Yang Qibei took a deep breath of the strong emotional waves emanating from the other party, and felt that his decision to step out and socialize more with others couldn't be more wise.

He grasped the hand of the young security guard and thanked him sincerely: "Thank you for your loyalty to your duties, self-abnegation, hard work, day and night patrolling, the residents will not forget you, and your achievements will be remembered forever!"

"...You, you are too polite."

The security guard was clenched by Uncle Yang's hands, and his face was blushing. He always felt that where had he heard this kind of lofty words?

Yang Qibei shook the hands of the young security guard vigorously, with a serious face, and happily reaped another wave of sweet and sour positive emotions.

Young people's emotions change quickly, there are so many good people!

Unsurprisingly, another very faint starlight lit up in the sea of ​​consciousness. Yang Qibei locked on to the newly added emotional wave supplier, patted the young security guard's shoulder affectionately, and waved goodbye.

What a good guy with active thoughts and emotions!

After leaving the community, the surrounding environment is not very high-grade. After all, this is not the city center, and the supporting facilities around the ten-year-old community are a bit outdated.

A supper stand was set up on a street corner not far away. A few light bulbs were pulled out from the store and hung on the street trees, lighting up the surrounding area brightly. Seven or eight plastic round tables were dragged by the store onto the sidewalk and the street, occupying most of the street. .

The business of the supper stalls is quite good, there are almost no empty tables, and the tables are full of wine bottles, grilled skewers, fried noodles and the like.A few of them were drinking vigorously, even shirtless, stepping on chairs and punching loudly, splashing foam, and extremely agitated.

Standing far away, Yang ET could smell those passionate emotions.

Hiss, so tempting!

Yang Qibei walked forward quickly, towards the bustling supper stall that exuded wonderful emotions.

Don't worry, there is always something to eat.

"Boss, order this, that and that."

Yang ET has studied TV dramas for most of the night. Although he can't understand the logic of the generation and distribution of certain human emotions, he has already swept all the basic daily conversations and common sense into his mental cloud, which is enough to cope.

Compared with the weird entanglement and incomprehension of the humanities, it is the mathematical and technological knowledge of human beings. Compared with his original universe and galaxies, although they are quite different, the essence and logic of mathematics are self-consistent and can be derived .Just like those interesting travel stories of human beings, modern people who return to primitive tribes can easily calculate the most difficult number problems in the tribe, understand the rules of the sun, moon and stars, but it is difficult to understand the various strange customs of primitive people and culture.

Take your time, anyway, this body still has decades to squander.

The guy who ordered was taken aback, looked at this customer who could only say "this and that", took off the ballpoint pen stuck behind his ear, and scribbled a few strokes on the paper list, shouting in a long voice: "Chow mein one Five skewers each of kidney, mutton, beef, pork belly, mushroom and leek~ One person? Enough. Sit here! Let’s make a table.”

The little brother tidied up the vacant positions on the table next to him to make room for him.

Yang Qibei glanced around the dishes on the table expressionlessly, answered the names of the dishes in the waiter's mouth, and sat down at the table with satisfaction.

It is actually very interesting to observe all kinds of food sources.

Mr. ET has never had the opportunity to observe intelligent beings at such a close distance before. He always drifts away quickly when he gets a taste of some emotional waves by chance, shoots a shot and changes places, and if he runs slower, he will be arrested to support scientific experiments— —Of course, they are usually the kind that are surrounded by layers of protective shields and studied inhumanely.

It is rare to get this wild universe galaxy, so close contact with the providers of emotional waves, even if he is an expert with the "racial talent" of emotional control, he will inevitably feel a little emotional, and his whole body exudes excitement when he sees the next door , agitated, furious half-naked male human glance after glance.

Can't help licking his lips, this bald male looks so delicious!

After drinking seven or eight bottles of beer, the bald head that was punching Xing's head, was taken aback by the focused eyes of the bum in a suit next door, stared at him with red eyes, pointed at his nose and shouted: "What are you looking at? !"

Yang Qibei froze, squinted his eyes and stood up slowly, pondered for a while, and forcefully said the Huaguo standard response: "What are you doing?!"

After hearing this eloquent answer, the bald-headed buddies who were making a fuss suddenly turned around in surprise, stared at the closed-eyed man in a suit, and began to curse.

A thin man with dyed yellow hair picked up an empty wine bottle and knocked it on the table, "Bang!" The bottle shattered in half, with the sharp broken glass bottom pointing at the person, and the yellow hair bared his teeth for joy: "Grandson, You are so brave! Impatient to live? Why do you want to try another one? Grandpa will teach you how to speak for your mother—”

He swung the pointed-bottomed wine bottle and threw it on Yang Qibei's table. A group of buddies whistled and yelled loudly, but no one paid attention to that old man with a coffin face and a suit.Wearing a crumpled suit and formal attire to eat at a supper stall, is this really a fork, or is it funny? !

At the table, seven or eight big men who didn't seem to be very kind at first sight made a fuss, and the plastic chairs and bottles fell to the floor, crackling, and the wine splashed everywhere.No one dared to take care of it, and the guests at the surrounding tables moved their seats to the side in panic. These days, there are not many "heroes" who dare to fight against injustice.

The owner of the shop who was cooking in front of the stove at the back looked at the situation outside, wiped off the oil and sweat, frowned and shouted with a cigarette in his mouth. sentence.

"Old hat head, what the hell are you frying your food, don't meddle in your own business!" The bald head gritted his teeth and stared, pushed the little brother aside, yelled at the owner of the shop, his stomach trembling, and shrunk into his suit San scratched his head, "Look at you! Look! Are you happy watching..."

"Unlucky, these gangsters are getting more and more shameless!"

Wang Qianjin quietly moved his stool out again, trying to stay away from these vicious gangsters as much as possible, so as to avoid disaster.

After a day's work, around half of the city, I spent dozens of yuan on gas, but in the end, I was wiped out by an [-]th-line star, and I didn't take a photo of Zou Tiantian's private meeting with Mr. Zhou, so I went back to the company The broken car on the road had a puncture, and I was waiting for the auto repair shop to come to have some supper when it was repaired, but I also encountered hooligans making trouble.

But there were people more unlucky than him. Wang Qianjin gloated at the middle-aged man who was surrounded by hooligans and was almost invisible. His heart moved, he took out his eating tool, and switched the camera to the video recording function.

I didn't get any lace, although I'm a bit out of business as a paparazzi, can I exchange some social news for two dollars!

The camera he has in hand is the Xiyuan brand imported from Japan, which is known as a paparazzi artifact. But wasting energy and spitting blood hurts the heart.It cost more than 3 yuan when I bought it two years ago, but it cost a lot of money.

Wang Qianjin skillfully covered the sleeves of his thin coat over the camera lens, so as not to be noticed by the hooligans, while quietly turning on the surveillance screen, adjusting the angle, and pointing the lens at the screaming victim...

WTF!

Wang Qianjin stared at the monitor screen in disbelief, what was recorded in it?

Seven or eight men screamed and flew around—several of them really flew!He was beaten all over the floor looking for teeth.

The "unlucky ghost" in the wrinkled suit in the middle raised his fists and yelled repeatedly: "Ada, ada, ada—"

Rabbit raised and falconed, three punches and two kicks, beat the hooligans to the ground in a few blows, screamed and rolled on the ground unable to move, the hero in the suit assumed a classic posture, with both feet in a horse stance, and his hands Clenching his fists and swinging lightly back and forth, all he needed was a yellow one-piece cosplay suit with black trim.

Wang Qianjin raised his head dully, and together with the surrounding onlookers who were almost choking to death from eating melons, they stared directly at the scene of "Bruce Lee" possessing and torturing hooligans, and saw the hero in the suit stretch out a hand, He rubbed his nose, then hooked his fingers.

The bald head he was pointing at was lying on the ground with a nosebleed and a bewildered expression, full of philosophical speculation of "Where am I, who am I, what the hell happened to me?"

Seeing that finger was about to poke the tip of his nose, the bald head suddenly realized, and yelled, "Hero, spare my life, hero, spare my life! I'm so blind that I don't know Huashan—"

The hero in the suit angrily reprimanded: "It's Taishan! What kind of hooligans are you without culture? Shameful!"

"..."

A lot of negative emotions soared into the sky, what kind of hooligans should we be if we are educated? !

Yang ET happily sucked in the negative emotional wave of more than 1 points that came straight at him, and couldn't help but bring a smile on the corner of his mouth. It's a pity that he doesn't have the money to keep these high-yielding food sources in captivity!

"roll!"

The bald head and his little friends supported each other, dripping with cold sweat from the pain, they didn't even dare to say a word, they struggled to get up quickly and planned to run away.

The hero in the suit spoke again: "Buy the bill, apologize to the boss and everyone who eats, and then get out quickly!"

In TV dramas and martial arts movies, the heroes will definitely finish it well. Yang Qibei feels that he is not familiar with the world, so it is better to do it first.

At this time, the diners seemed to wake up from the martial arts movie, and they didn’t know who took the lead. There was a lot of applause and applause. If you don’t dare to be a hero, it’s absolutely no problem to give a hero a thumbs up!

Amidst the laughing and cursing of the diners, the hooligans limped and ran away desperately losing money.

"Hero, here it is!" The younger brother lifted up the table and chair cheerfully, and brought up a plate full of seafood fried noodles with full of ingredients and fragrance, "Boss Mao uncle invites you to eat, it's free!"

Yang Qibei raised his fists together and said, "Thank you. Pack it!"

Amidst the roar of laughter, the hero in the suit walked away slowly with his packing bag in hand.

Wang Jinjin grinned with his mouth crooked, while being suspicious. How could this funny and strange hero look so familiar?Turning on his camera, Wang Jinjin rewinds to that wonderful "martial arts movie" and looks carefully...

"Aww! My mother-in-law is freaking out!"

Wang Jinjin is a professional paparazzi. Although the news in the entertainment circle is often those big guys and small guys who don’t show their signs, flowers and plants love you and me, plus video and video, there is another kind of people who occasionally hide from the headlines——entertainment Big guys in the circle.

Today, he even photographed Bruce Lee possessing the boss, uh, the former boss Yang Qibei, this news is definitely worth five figures!