I, ET, mixed entertainment circle

Yang Qibei woke up from hunger.

Rich and delicious, the spicy and stimulating taste splashed on his spiritual cloud, as if he was a big fish, rippling in a pot of delicious milk soup, every scale was soaked with a trace of numbness, and his whole body was indescribable. comfortable.

Yang ET sat up startled, carefully discerning the source of the emotional wave, and quickly fixed his eyes on the "smart" phone placed by the bed, and the fine mental cloud tentacles popped out and inserted into the electromagnetic wave signal interface of the phone.

Layer upon layer, wave after wave, the endless emotional waves washed over his mental cloud tentacles, making him tremble involuntarily... So many, so many emotional waves aimed at himself!Here, where does this food source come from? !

He quickly dug out the various functions and usages of the smartphone from his memory, tapped his fingers, and quickly opened several commonly used apps. Among them, a big red eye icon with a yellow background was sparing no effort to erupt a large amount of money. emotional waves.

"Wei Bo?"

Relying on the natural instinct of looking for food with the tentacles of the mental cloud, he quickly found the source of the food on the hot search.

[Yang Qibei transforms into Li Xiaolong] This video message has been ranked No. 40 in the top search by curious bloggers.

Click on this hot search, and there are dense and intense comments below.

Most of them were curious onlookers, and most of their discussions focused on Mr. Yang's skills and the incident itself, which did not bring much emotional waves, and the taste was relatively peaceful and upright;

There is also a part of the entertainment circle who are familiar with the notoriety of Mr. Yang, and the N...fans of stars who have had "scandals" with Yang Qibei. These audiences are emotionally intense, contributing more than half of their emotional energy, basically are negative;

What's left are scattered oddities, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, desperately brushing up the sense of existence, although there are not many emotional waves contributed, the taste is strange.

"Hot search?"

Yang ET was surprised to experience the continuous emotional energy transmitted through the electromagnetic wave signal, and he was very emotional, the human beings on earth are really too extravagant!

For a person of the same kind that they don’t know at all, or even have nothing to do with, just because he has a little “famousness” and was shot with an interesting video, they have contributed so much emotion without complaint or regret Bo, it is really difficult for him to understand the thoughts of the food sources.

But whocare?As long as human beings are willing to feed him, why does he have to investigate the root of human beings' emotional waves for him?

Yang ET held his diamond-encrusted mobile phone happily, his gentle eyes were like rippling spring water, and he stared at the content on "Weibo" softly. While swiping the screen, he tried hard to absorb the unexpected food, Really - so happy!

Chen Xi sneaked into the room occupied by ET. Yang Qibei tried his best to absorb the emotional waves, and at the same time used most of the energy to repair the severely damaged mental cloud, as well as this picked-up, five-severe and seven-scarred physical body.

Before he knew it, it was already dawn, and Yang ET suddenly realized that the emotional waves from the smartphone he held in his hand had already changed from a big wave to a trickle. Almost dead.

He quickly turned on his phone and saw that the topics and hot searches about him on Weibo had quickly subsided.

A lot of comments and topics that basically don't have any emotions are brushed up by caring people, and they are at the front. The malicious and forgetful netizens have been swiping in the middle of the night, and they have been taken away by eight hundred miles. No one cares about him, Beihuang International The bankrupt ex-big boss "played a monkey game".

Fortunately, in his sea of ​​consciousness, the starry sky of the spiritual cloud has become slightly brighter, and dozens of gray dim stars quietly appeared.

Yang Qibei stared at these little stars seriously, combined with his "memory" and the result of logical deduction, this should be the trolls and sunspots targeting him on "Weibo".

It's just a short video that ranks in the dozens of hot searches, and it has been lively on the Internet for half the night, and it has brought him so many semi-fixed sources of food.

With eyes full of appetite and murderous intent, Yang Qibei suddenly turned to the screen of his mobile phone, staring closely at the top trending searches.

Those flame marks that signify enthusiasm are followed by dozens or even millions of searches, almost all of which are news about celebrities and idols, and the trending search that suppressed him beating hooligans has long since disappeared.

Celebrities with hundreds of millions of fans, even if they change their hairstyles or break their skin, they can be ranked at the forefront of the hot searches!

Looking at those huge popularity values, Yang Qibei could almost smell the intense emotions overflowing through the phone screen.The stars of the human beings on earth are followed by countless people of the same kind, and they are immersed in the ocean of love and hate almost all the time... they are so happy!

"...That's the decision."

Yang ET put down his phone solemnly, and decided on his lofty goal of survival at the current stage - to be a superstar of human beings on Earth.

Let yourself be surrounded by endless intense emotional waves every minute and every second, eat as much as you want, no longer have to work hard to order "food", let alone worry about being caught by intelligent creatures one day , crushed the spiritual core and separated into hundreds of millions of spiritual filaments, which were consumed and wiped out.

What a world of bliss unimaginable in the sweetest dreams!

Yang Qibei made his first ambition in human life after arriving on Earth.

Whether in the past or in the present, he is a very practical "man" who moves forward steadily.

If he wants to achieve his goals, he must first try to understand all the information he needs to know, step by step, carefully and steadily.

It's like staring at a certain food source on the parent galaxy. You have to slowly track, understand, and familiarize yourself with every behavior of the food source, and then find the most suitable time to hit it with one blow and wipe it off. Run away quickly.

This had been his way of life.

Even in this world where the danger is almost zero, he is not ready to give up his habits and principles.

"People" who are patient and cautious can always live longer and better.

The first step, of course, is to continue to study hard so that you can quickly grow into an "ordinary" human being and fully integrate into this wonderful world.

Then, for his small goals and ambitions, he needs to thoroughly study the main public channels for human beings to communicate information and vent their emotions in this world, such as the "Weibo" in Huaguo and the "Page Book" in the United States.

Maybe he can also set up an account or something on it, so that the humans who are willing to follow him have a goal and direction, and can spray their emotions as much as they want.

With the past experience and reputation of "Yang Qibei", it may be difficult to have any positive emotions, but what does it matter?

Hate and loathing are such intense, energy-filled emotional waves, even if the mouth is a little heavy, for him who has been hungry for most of his life, such a terrible behavior habit of picky eating absolutely does not exist.

Since you can't get love for a while, let the hatred and disgust come more violently, let him rippling in the deep sea of ​​negative emotions, cheering and trembling!

It's like the old proverb in Huaguo said: If you can't live forever, you should also be infamous for thousands of years!

Yang Qibei searched quickly in his memory, but he couldn't find the imprint of the private Weibo account. The original "Yang Qibei" didn't like this kind of public platform for the general public.

Following Weibo's operating instructions, Yang ET quickly created an account.

After scanning a bunch of big stars with millions of followers, he pondered for a while, and gave himself the name "Old Yang_God Eater" very like the Romans, and then carefully paid attention to the top [-] trending searches at the moment. of all the stars.

These are role models for learning, and we must pay attention to them and try to figure them out carefully.

Looking at his initial account "Follow 107, Followers 0, Weibo 0", Yang Qibei's heart moved, and he poked his finger on the phone screen lightly, writing down the first virgin blog of his "life":

[Here I come, wonderful world. ]

After thinking about it, he linked his video of an angry hooligan again, and commented: [Fried noodles are delicious, hooligans are too good. ]

With a little excitement, Yang Qibei slobbered and stared at his blog for half an hour...

Finally giving up, his Weibo did not stir up any splashes in the vast ocean of the Internet.

Even if there are hundreds of millions of netizens playing Weibo in Huaguo, there are also astronomical numbers of Weibo accounts, and some people like to open many small accounts to hype, tear each other, and collect data for idols, etc. The number of accounts is even several times larger than the actual number of users.

Every minute and every second, there will be countless information generated on the Internet. In such an era of information explosion, a three-nothing blogger like [Lao Yang_Bat God] who is completely unknown, unrevealed, and unappealing has no place at all. No one paid attention, and no one paid attention.

Unless he can verify his real name as "Yang Qibei", which is notorious and has been slapped on the news for a while.

Yang ET, who is not afraid of gossip at all, only worried that there are not enough sunspots and enough emotional waves to eat, immediately took action to prove his "self" for himself.

To prove one's identity on Weibo, the set conditions are actually not high.

First of all, Weibo users need to bind their mobile phones and ID cards, and then the number of followers is greater than or equal to 50. Yang Qibei quickly completes these.

The next few steps became a problem. Weibo requires the authenticator to have at least 50 fans, and there must be more than two friends certified by Mutual Pink Orange V.

Where does Yang ET, who is alone on the earth, get his relatives and friends? !

In order not to be noticed by humans, he hid from "Yang Qibei"'s relatives and old acquaintances before it was too late!

Huh?Speaking of which, there is one exception.

In order to get the authentication account, Yang Qibei picked up his mobile phone and dialed the number of his first "relative and friend" on earth.