I, ET, mixed entertainment circle

Chapter 85 Prisoners of War

The luxurious program group puts great effort into the design of the tribal houses. The tree house is really a tree house without any discount.

It took Huang Han Lu a lot of effort to climb up the ladder to his nest.

The tree house is not big, so just put down a straw mat and walk two steps to the top.A horse lantern was placed in the corner, emitting a dim yellow light, and there was a small window for looking out on the wall.

Huang Han looked out of the window for a moment, his face turned pale for a moment, and comforted himself to the camera: "It's better to be higher! I'll put the ladder away later, and they can't do a sneak attack at night, hehehe! Tonight Take a good rest, go catch a few savages tomorrow, and strengthen our team of the Deer Clan, it is best to capture Lao Fei and the others, and then rob them of their luxurious residence, then... Hahaha!"

His face was full of joy, and he smiled for a while, but he always felt that there was something he didn't do, what was it?Suddenly, there was a crisp gurgling sound in my stomach.

"I'm going, where's the dinner?! You won't even eat this meal!" Huang Han stared at the camera with wide-eyed eyes.

However, the cameraman obviously regarded himself as a machine that could not speak, and did not answer a single word.

The yellow deer asked a few times but didn't respond, so he rummaged through his small tree house, and finally found a piece of black jerky and a small silver in a small buckskin bag in the corner of the room. When the pot was opened and smelled, there was a sour and milky smell of wine.

"Kumumiss, it must be." Huanglu, who thinks he is very knowledgeable, nodded confidently at the camera, and instantly turned into a bitter face, "Director, you are too picky, there is not enough food to fit between your teeth ah!"

He purposely opened his mouth like a bottomless pit to aim at the camera. Sure enough, the gap between those crooked teeth is quite wide!

After bitterly nibbling that small piece of jerky and finishing half a pot of sour kumiss, Huang Dalu put on a sad face, wrapped himself in a small jacket, and fell asleep.Before going to bed, he murmured bitterly to the camera: "Fortunately, it is summer. If it is winter, I live in a tree house with air leakage, and I will not become an 'air-dried deer'?!"

The photographer who was following him went to rest after get off work, and there was only one surveillance camera that was automatically set in the corner, quietly filming the snoring Huang Han.

Under the moonlight, a black figure quietly stood up from the woods, followed by a photographer who was forced to work overtime.

"Didn't you say you can't attack at night?" Savage Yang looked at the camera, raised his thin lips, and smiled coldly, "The battle between the tribe and the 'savage' will only really end when one side is completely eliminated. When the sun goes down , is a good time for me to harvest prey. Then, the first one to be cleaned up is of course the fat deer that is alone."

The hunter Dayang smiled charmingly at the camera, and the camera's camera couldn't help shaking.

Under the cold moonlight, Savage Yang is naked with a pair of slender and strong light wheat-colored long legs. The muscle texture is smooth and beautiful, slightly oily.The exotic Hawaiian-style leather skirt was casually tied around his waist, and it swayed with his swift and quick steps, making people dizzy, wishing to take off the broken thing that covered up the beautiful scenery.

The director has a good conscience, and he is afraid that the pampered big guys in the city will be hurt, so whether it is a tribe member or a savage, let them keep their shoes.

Savage Yang was wearing his pair of outdoor hiking shoes that did not match his "rough and wild style" clothing at this time, and quickly walked through the low bushes on the edge of the jungle, quickly leaving the cameraman behind.

By the time the miserable photographer, wearing coquettish trousers that had been torn into strips by thorns, ran panting to the deer camp, the savage Yang had already been waiting for him under the big tree where the tree house was built.

After all, this is not a real hunt, Dayang whistled lightly, motioning to follow.

The purpose of variety shows and entertainment programs is to allow the audience to obtain the greatest sense of pleasure and satisfaction. As a program participant, of course, we must try our best to create a sense of personal presence in the audience's mind, whether it is good or bad.

Having been in the global entertainment industry for almost a year, Yang et al already has a deep understanding of how "entertainment" attracts sunshine. After all, this is the most important thing related to how much emotional waves the "food and clothing parents" can contribute to him!

Facing the camera, Yang Qibei's eyes shone coldly, his thin lips were tightly pursed, and a cruel smile appeared, his fingers suddenly gestured between his throat, overflowing with murderous aura.

Then, like a real wild jungle monkey, he didn't need any ladder at all, he grabbed the tree trunk with his hands, kicked his legs together, and climbed out of the small tree house at the crown of the tree.

In order to save the poor photographer who was waving desperately under the tree, Dayang quietly threw the ladder down.

"Hush!" Wildman Yang put his finger on his lips, closed his eyes intoxicated, and said in a low voice to the video camera brother who had finally climbed upstairs: "Listen—"

? ? ?The cameraman has a black question mark.

Yang Qibei gently opened his eyes, smiled, and said slowly: "That's the beautiful sound made by the prey."

Huh~shush——

The wooden door of the wooden house was locked from the inside, and the unsuspecting "Fat Deer" snored continuously from the crack of the door, undulating and continuous.

Dayang looked around, and when he saw n pockets on the photographer's body, his eyes lit up, and he quickly pulled a thin clip out of someone else's pocket.

"Brother, borrow it."

He smiled slightly, quickly bent the clip a few times, inserted it into the crack of the door, fiddled with the bolt, and opened the door of the wooden house lightly and delicately.

The expression on the camera brother's face is only:! ! !

There is no suspense about what happened next. A big fat deer waiting to be slaughtered was successfully captured by the savage Yang. A thumb-sized blue savage totem mark was left on his belly.

The man was tall and big, and he was pressed to the ground with his limbs upturned. He just lay down when he was dizzy. Huang Han Lu, who was still in the circle, couldn't even see the face of the enemy. He screamed and shouted in frustration: "I don't agree, it's too unruly, who is this! Still playing night attack?!"

"Long time no see, Huang Han. It's me."

The enemy on his body chuckled and backed away. He brought over the horse lantern in the corner, and the dim yellow light shone on the gentleman's face from below. He smiled "brilliantly", revealing his dark white teeth.

"Aw—" A scream erupted from Huang Han's mouth, and he stuttered in fright for a moment, "Prisoner, prisoner, prisoner!"

There was no way, when he was filming "Running All the Way", the prisoner gave him too much psychological shadow. When he suddenly saw this face again in the middle of the night, Lao Huang thought that his nightmare had come true, and almost withered.

"Da Yang? - Ah! Ah! Are you a savage?!"

Seeing Dayang wearing a leather skirt, Huang Han suddenly realized it belatedly.

"You got the answer right, and the reward is that I bestow on you the noble status of 'prisoner of war' from the wildling Yang tribe." Dayang smiled reservedly and elegantly.

"I'll blow your lungs!" the yellow deer prisoner wanted to cry, "I just fell asleep, so I became a captive of the savage?"

"Of course, you can also keep others from knowing your identity as a prisoner of war." Savage Yang narrowed his eyes slightly, reflecting a blurred and seductive light under the dim light, "In this way, you can quietly lure and abduct other little sheep, and finally Turning them all into captives of our savage tribe, is it better to have fun alone? Anyway, if you become a prisoner of war, your personal points have been cut in half. If your tribe wins the final victory, aren't you still part of the winner? staff?"

"Sounds so reasonable. How about you return the totem to me first? I'll help you abduct those two little pigs? Lao Fei and the others are treacherous and cunning, it's hard to deal with!" Huang Han's eyes flashed with hope. Wing's light, trying to get back his own things first.

"What are you thinking, look at your stomach, you are destined to be my man, and I will be responsible for you."

Dayang snorted, ignored him, fell asleep on the straw mat, and said, "I have hidden your totem and mine, so don't worry about it. Get some rest, there will definitely be more boring tasks tomorrow, don't rest well, How to fight?"

In the heyday of energy, Mr. Yang certainly didn’t need much sleep for his body. Three or four hours a day was enough. Now it’s no different than before, and energy can be saved as much as possible. Of course, the most green and environmentally friendly way is to use sleep to restore the body’s condition.

Huang Han pulled up his little leather jacket in shock, and a small round blue grimace was in sight, striking his white belly squarely.The unwilling former deer tribe prisoner spat on his hand and rubbed his belly vigorously until his navel was blue and red, but he still couldn't erase the mark.

"Your uncle! Where did the prop master buy the inkpad? Isn't the quality too good?! Hehe, I said, make room for me!"

The groaning Huang Yeren lay down cursing, and slept next to Chief Yang, and within 5 minutes he snored cheerfully again.

Dayang smacked his lips in his sleep, reluctantly swept away Huang Han's messy mood waves, made up for the loss of energy, and had a little surplus.

The president of Dayu before the live video, looked at Dayang's relaxed sleeping face, the corners of his mouth slightly curved.

Dayang in his sleep did not have that sneering indifference, he seemed to be indifferent to the outside world, the small fine lines in the corners of his eyes were relaxed, and his expression revealed a kind of thorough innocence.Just looking at him like this, Yu Qinghuan felt warm in her heart, like a dappled sunshine, bright and warm.

It's the former deer tribe prisoner with fat head and big ears next to him. It's really an eyesore!

Huang Han's big face was leaning against Chief Yang's back, and one of his paws was still on Dayang's thin waist. The corners of his wide-open mouth were shining brightly. Recovering and inhaling... Yu Qinghuan's scalp was numb, and she almost twisted the remote control with her fingers. As a film king, you don't care about your image, okay? !

It's hot, it's time to invest some money now to improve the living conditions of the tribal people, at least sleep in a single room!

President Yu sullenly called his assistant.

The morning in Yinbu Village came very early, after 5 o'clock, the sun had already shone in all directions, and the birds in the forest were chirping.

The two handsome men of the Shi tribe were fed mosquitoes all night in the simple cave. Both of them had dark circles under their eyes and looked haggard.They woke up weakly to wash up early, and then tragically discovered that the unscrupulous director confiscated all personal items from everyone, and fully supported everyone to live a pure, green and healthy primitive tribal life.

"Anyway, leave me a pack of paper! Could it be that we really need to wipe it with leaves for the past two days... huh?!"

Qiu Tonghui screamed, carrying the small broken pigskin bag provided by the props team for their family, turned it upside down, except for a little bit of pork jerky that had been divided and eaten by the two last night, there was only one piece The inconspicuous little card fell out.

Yuan Mengfan, the chief of the Shi nationality, hurried over and read together: "...Ahua, the most beautiful girl in the village, is about to get married, but she accidentally lost the beautiful rainbow scarf given by her fiancé. If you can find it for her, she will definitely Don't hesitate to repay the warriors of the tribe."

"So, we're going to the village to find an NPC?" Yuan Mengfan rubbed his chin, his handsome face regained his confidence in an instant. If it's an online game routine, he's familiar with it!Back then in southern China, apart from training and performing, his favorite thing to do was playing online games.

The two elders of the tiger tribe in the luxurious houses in the village also found their new mission.

"...The chickens in the village chief's house have stopped laying eggs recently. The village chief is very troubled. If he can solve this problem for the village chief, he will give the warriors a little surprise."

"It seems that the missions in the early stage should not be combat-oriented. You need to use your brain to find clues." Fei Qianlin rolled his eyes and began to analyze, "Huang Han's limbs are well developed, and he probably can't even understand the questions without the old horse. If you force it, neither of us can beat him, so you can let him go first. If you want to catch the savage, the information is not complete, and the danger and difficulty are a bit high."

"On the contrary, those two little pigs are young and strong. If we have to fight for physical strength, we will definitely not be able to bear it. We still have to rely on this."

Lao Fei nodded his head, showing a meaningful smile, Zha Xing nodded in agreement, gave a thumbs up, and smiled honestly: "It's just been cheated for several times, I'm afraid that the silly children will learn to be smart. "

"Should we give full play to our acting advantages! This is called a trick that is popular all over the world. In this way, I will go to the village chief to see the clues, and you follow the two little pigs to see if there is a chance to cut off the beard."

Zha Xing made an ok gesture tacitly, and hurried to the pig's nest in the cave.

Before reaching the cave, a big red deer leaped out in front of him, hugged Zha Xing, laughed, narrowed his bull's eyes, and whispered kindly to his face: "Zha Zha, good morning! Where are you going?"

Zha Xing was shocked, his heart was cold, this is going to end!

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