Don't be a secretary to a genius

Jing You clasped his knees with his fingers, and a layer of sweat leaked from his palms. Fortunately, the pants were dark, so there was no trace of sweat.

She didn't wait for Jiang Shengyan to answer, and then said: "I've grown up, I don't need Secretary Jiang's care, I can leave if I want, and I'll lose the chance to work with me—"

"——I will sort out the work materials at hand as soon as possible and hand them over to Secretary Qi."

Jiang Shengyan interrupted Jing You, got up and left without looking at her more.

Jing You was stunned, like an ice sculpture, exuding a cold air all over his body.

After a cup of tea, Jing You jumped up from the sofa.

She walked out of the office and came to Secretary Qi's desk and ticked off her fingers at him to signal him to follow her.

Jing You came to an empty meeting room, pulled out a chair and sat down.

Secretary Qi smiled happily and said, "Mr. Jing will give me a salary increase or a bonus?"

Jing You: "Secretary Qi, please don't make eye contact or verbal communication with Secretary Jiang for the next month, no, six months, and avoid her when you see her." He looked serious and lowered his voice as if releasing a secret mission.

Secretary Qi made an "OK" gesture and said, "Mr. Jing, don't worry, I won't let Secretary Jiang know that I paid more money."

Jingyou: "When did I say I would send you money?"

"Isn't it?" Secretary Qi sighed dejectedly.

Jing You thought for a while and said, "As long as you complete the task well, I can give you double the year-end bonus."

Secretary Qi got up and stood at attention, and said sonorously and forcefully, "I am willing to go up the mountain of swords and down the pan of oil for Mr. Jing!"

Jing You nodded in satisfaction, and said, "The glorious task of preventing Secretary Jiang from resigning is entrusted to you."

Secretary Qi was stunned: "Didn't you just tell me not to communicate with her through eye contact?"

Jing You: "If Secretary Jiang resigns, her job can only be carried by you."

The smile and confidence on Secretary Qi's face gradually disappeared, and he said quietly: "Mr. Jing, you tricked me."

"What did Secretary Qi say?"

Jing You stroked his chin as if thinking.It seems to be trying to torture people.

Secretary Qi immediately put on a smiling face, "This little thing won't bother me!"

"I'm most at ease with Secretary Qi's work."

Jing You gave Secretary Qi a look of encouragement and affirmation, stood up and walked out.

Secretary Qi took out his mobile phone and sent a message——

[Daughter-in-law, although I won't be able to go home for a while, I love you. ]

[Baby sweetheart: Bring some carrots when you come back. ]

Secretary Qi frowned, and muttered, "Eating carrots again, how about feeding the rabbit?"

Backhanded back one:

[Okay, okay~]

Jiang Shengyan closed his eyes and gently rubbed his eye sockets with his fingertips.

In the past two days, she has not slept well and is a little sleepy.

Jiang Shengyan lowered his head, with the weight on his hands.Consciousness gradually slackens.

When Jiang Shengyan didn't pay attention, his head slipped from his hand and was about to hit the table.

After a second.

Jing You supported Jiang Shengyan's face with both hands, successfully preventing a tragedy.

Jiang Shengyan woke up, stood up, folded his hands, and said, "Sorry, I'm negligent."

Jing You pursed her lips, "Secretary Jiang is going to sleep in the lounge."

"I'm not sleepy now." Jiang Sheng said.

Jing You couldn't help but push Jiang Shengyan into his lounge.

"Now you can sleep well at night to work overtime."

Jiang Shengyan showed a slight smile, "I don't want to work overtime tonight."

Jing You took out an eye mask from the bedside cabinet, put it on Jiang Shengyan's face directly, put his hand on her shoulder and gently pushed her.

Jiang Shengyan couldn't see, so he fell back unexpectedly, and instinctively grabbed Jing You's collar.

The two fell down together.

Jingyou's face sunk down into the soft mattress.

Jiang Shengyan felt another person's heartbeat, and his whole body froze, not moving a bit.

One hand is still clutching Jing You's neckline, and the other hand is clenched into a fist, restraining the desire to hold him tightly in his arms.

Jing You held his breath and did not dare to move.

She seems to be crushing her sister...

1 minute, short and long.

Jiang Shengyan said in a hoarse voice, "How long are you going to lie down?"

Jing You raised his head and took a few breaths of fresh air.

Stimulated by the inhalation sound, Jiang Shengyan hugged Jingyou's waist and turned over, and the two switched positions.

The beloved baby is close at hand.

Jiang Shengyan wanted to throw away her so-called reason and swallow her up.

Jing You held his breath again, a drop of sweat leaked from his forehead.

Jiang Shengyan closed his eyes, and said in Jingyou's ear, "It's only fair if you hit me once, and I give you back."

Jiang Shengyan supported the bed with his palms and got up.

"I still have a lot of work to do, so I'll get busy first."

The lounge door was closed.

Jing You's breathing became short of breath, and the corners of his eyes were blushing.

Looking at the ceiling, he didn't get up for a long time.

"Doctor, don't move, I'll be fine soon."

"You've said it several times, is it all right?"

"I am coming."

"No no no! I'm not ready yet!"

"What do you have to prepare?"

"You want to pressure me, don't I need to prepare for such a big event?!"

In the laboratory, Lu Xian was lying on the dissecting table, and Jing You was standing at Lu Xian's feet.

An hour ago, Lu Xian received a "little" ruthless invitation from Jing You.

Jing You felt something unusual about her body, and wanted Lu Xian to help her find the answer.

An hour has now passed with no progress.

Lu Xian took a deep breath, with a heroic expression on his face.

"I'm fine, hurry up!"

Jing You stretched out his trembling hands to support Lu Xian's ankles.Before the person climbed onto the platform, he took a few steps back in horror.

"It's horrible, I can't do it!"

Lu Xian jumped off the dissecting table and waved his hand, "Lie down and I'll do it! What a big deal, it took me so long!"

Jing You recalled the scene in the lounge, and agreed, "That's fine."

Jing You climbed onto the dissecting table and lay down, and Lu Xian took Jing You's position just now.

"I'm coming!" Lu Xian said.

Jing You covered his eyes and tremblingly said, "Hurry up!"

Lu Xian slapped both palms on the dissecting table fiercely, quite imposingly.

After a second.

"No, no, no, I can't do it!" Lu Xian clasped her arms with both hands and shook, "This is too perverted."

Jing You immediately jumped down and breathed a sigh of relief as if he had been reborn.

Lu Xian took off his white coat and spread it on the floor.

"Please sit down." She said solemnly, "I believe I can solve your problem with solid theoretical knowledge."

Jing You glanced at the white coat on the ground with disgust.

Lu Xian raised her arm, "Go out if you don't want to sit."

Jing You sat down with his eyes closed, tens of thousands of ants crawling all over his body.

"You just said that Secretary Jiang felt strange when he pressed you down. Has this happened before?" Lu Xian asked seriously.

Jing You quickly searched for relevant information in his mind, and said firmly: "No!"

"You haven't experienced this state before, or you don't have a strange feeling?" Lu Xian confirmed with a serious attitude.

Jingyou: "None."

"The root of the problem has been found." Lu Xian hooked the corners of her lips, "It's because of your strange posture!"

Jing You's voice was indifferent: "Of course I know this."

"Yes! That's why you came to me to test!" Lu Xian laughed a few times.

Jing You let out a heavy sigh, "I should rely on my own brain to answer this question. I only have you as my friend, how pitiful." He was about to stand up.

"Don't go, don't go, I can help you!" Lu Xian said quickly, "Let's go forward, you said that Secretary Jiang played a prank on you a few days ago, maybe there is some connection between the two that we haven't discovered , could you please elaborate on the circumstances at that time."

Jing You shook his head, "Your ability has lost my trust."

Lu Xian roared: "Sit down! From now on, I will ask you what you answer!"

Jing You shuddered and hugged his knees.

Lu Xian: "First question, what kind of prank did Secretary Jiang play on you?"

She wanted to know what kind of practical jokes could fascinate people.

Thinking about all the pranks that Ying Jane played on her, how can there be one worth remembering?

She just felt that her IQ was severely insulted and ravaged.

Jing You replied: "She spread the bacteria on her mouth to me."

Lu Xian: "Where did it spread?"

Jing You pointed to his mouth.

Lu Xian raised her head, imagining the scene of two mouths spreading bacteria to each other in her mind.

"???"

"..."

"!!!"

"Did she kiss you?" Lu Xian asked uncertainly.

"No." Jing You said, "She wants to wake me up."

Lu Xian frowned, "Mouth to mouth?"

Jing You froze for a few seconds, shook his head, and nodded again.

Lu Xian caressed her chin with her thumb, and said in amazement, "What a strange way to call the bed!"

Lu Xian asked again: "Then you like it very much?"

Jing You thought for a while, and replied: "No."

"Why are you still lying to me?" Lu Xian said, "Two days ago you said you wanted her to play a prank on you."

Jingyou: "I just want to try again."

Lu Xian: "Did you try it later?"

Jingyou nodded.

Lu Xian: "Do you still want to try?"

Jing You continued to nod.

Lu Xian said: "That's what I like, stop talking, the next question."

"Do you know what human mouth-to-mouth contact means?"

Jing You: "Parents and children, between husband and wife, between lovers, between classmates...people and pets, which one are you asking?"

After hearing this series of relationships, Lu Xian's head grew several times bigger, and said: "A woman and another woman have mouth-to-mouth contact... I rushed to answer, it was kissing!"

Jing You questioned: "There are also mothers and daughters, grandmothers and granddaughters, sisters and sisters!"

Lu Xian asked again: "Could it be that you and Jiang Shengyan are long-lost mother and daughter?"

Jing You stared at Lu Xian without speaking, and replaced his anger with silence.

Lu Xian said impatiently: "Okay, this question has an answer, next question!"

"Oh." Jing You put his hand under his chin, waiting for Lu Xian's next question.

Lu Xian: "Two women who are not related by blood are kissing, you can choose between love and sex."

"Okay, you don't need to answer, just choose the second one." Lu Xian felt relieved, "The truth is that you want to sleep with Secretary Jiang!"

"Impossible!" Jing You said, "I'll choose the first one!"

Lu Xian: "The answer is that you want to sleep with her."

Jingyou: "Then what is the meaning of the last question?"

Lu Xian shrugged, "Test your character."

"..."

Jing You insisted: "It's impossible for me to want to sleep with Secretary Jiang, you are lying to me."

Lu Xian leaned back on the table, "That means she wants to sleep with you." He yawned, "That's all for today's consultation, I'm sleepy."

"You are trying to quickly get rid of my random answer." Jing You cast a contemptuous look.

"Why not?" Lu Xian became serious, "The logic is very clear. It all started when she secretly kissed you while you were asleep. After two kisses, she had the idea of ​​sleeping with you, so she pressed you. Pressed you ..."

Lu Xian gradually discovered the loophole, "Have you guys slept?"

Jing You frowned more and more, and said, "Don't slander my sister!"

Lu Xian: "Where did I slander her?"

Jing You: "What you said were all accidents. She didn't want to kiss me or suppress me. I suppressed her first."

Lu Xian: "Then you are better."

Jingyou: "What is more powerful?"

Lu Xian hit the metal table behind him with the back of his head a few times, "This problem has been solved, there is no novelty, come to me when you have a new problem, go away!"

Jing You said seriously: "My sister said it was a prank to wake me up, she won't lie to me."

Lu Xian closed her eyes, her voice was weak: "Why?"

Jing You said without hesitation: "She is Jiang Shengyan."

Lu Xian scratched her head and said, "Okay, you convinced me, and I don't think Secretary Jiang will be interested in you."

Jing You: "Then let's reason again."

Lu Xian's face froze, and she pointed to the door and warned, "Get out of my laboratory, or I will use my mouth to spread bacteria to you now."

Jing You got up quickly and fled out on stiletto heels.