My husband, take what you say

Squid stood up expressionlessly and extremely fast, froze instantly when he heard Shang Zhe babbling, and tiptoed out when he saw that he hadn't woken up.

Phone→Wei Shengwu→Mobile 1

Chu Youyu turned around in the yard, turned around, and finally answered the phone at the fifth tone.

"Hey?"

Hearing the other party's lazy voice, he turned into a dragon hugging his head in seconds.jpg

"What the fuck! What's going on?!"

"what?"

"You fucking talk..."

"You're on fire."

"Shit! It's not that I'm unpopular, I'm always talking like this, you kid can tell me where you are now!"

"I'm your creditor, and I just fell out of love... Do you want to come over?"

"No..."

Lost... broken in love?

Chu Youyu was cowardly and guilty for a second, wouldn't his girlfriend find out that he lent money to him...

Chu Youyu didn't know why, since he hadn't seen him a few times, Wei Shengwu's girlfriend just didn't like him.

"All right…"

The other party let out a sigh of relief, "If you want to know what's going on, you can check it out on Weibo, it's still on the hot search. Let's talk first...be mentally prepared."

"Okay...you...be happy, get out of the clutches, be carefree, how nice it is."

The other party paused for a long time, and then hung up the phone with a "hmm".

Chu Youyu lowered his head and fiddled with his mobile phone to search for "Weibo". After entering the room, he suddenly felt a shadow, so he looked up and saw Shang Eryi standing silently at the entrance, and he was terrified. , almost threw the phone away.

He leaned against the door and scratched the windowpane twice before he calmed down, realizing that it was Shang Eryi.

"Boss..."

Chu Youyu closed his eyes, couldn't help but feel ashamed, took a deep breath, and then pulled out of that state.

"Aren't you cooking...how did you come here?"

Chu Youyu stuffed his phone into his trousers pocket, made a walking gesture with his fingers, and smiled awkwardly.

Only then did Shang Eryi look away from the glass with two hand marks caught by a certain squid.

"Are you on the phone?"

Chu Youyu realized that Xu's own voice had drawn him over, so he nodded.

"What happened?"

"Not at all..."

Chu Youyu didn't want to tell him about those things on the Internet, scratched his head, and said: "My friend broke up, and I got a little excited when I heard the words."

"Oh…"

Shang Eryi raised his eyebrows, it turns out that's what it means to be out of the clutches of the devil...

Chu Youyu saw him standing there staring at him intently, and couldn't help but feel a pressure, he seemed a little unhappy.

Chu Youyu didn't know why he was unhappy, could it be that he was to blame for dirtying his glass?

Seeing that Shang Nianyi finally turned around, he seemed to be going back to the kitchen, and just as he was about to step in, he suddenly turned around and said, "Don't come in."

Chu Youyu felt his heart skip a beat, and blamed him in a low voice: "Mr. Shang...can you stop being so surprised..."

Then I saw him staring back at himself, never giving in.

"Mr. Shang can't bully people like this...you have to tell me...why don't you let me in..."

"slippers."

What happened to the slippers?

Chu Youyu lowered his head...

shit!

He just came out and forgot to change his shoes!

"No... there's no need to be so serious..."

...

There was a silence...

"Okay." Chu Youyu tossed his shoes aside, and said barefoot, "Boss Shang, it's okay..."

Only then did Shang Eryi turn around and leave.

Looking at his back, Chu Youyu couldn't help but punched twice, then walked to the sofa and sat down cross-legged.

He pulled his phone out of his trouser pocket.

Weibo has been downloaded.

Chu Youyu skillfully clicked on the trending search list and slid down, probably because the popularity had dissipated a little. At this time, the item was ranked 23, and the popular title was: Pseudo-girl chasing a car [狗头].

Chu Youyu took a deep breath and clicked in. Seeing that the headlines posted by the first few bloggers were sand sculptures hahaha, the speed was pretty fast and the like, plus a car chase video.

Chu Youyu randomly chose one to comment, and only then did he understand why Wei Shengwu asked him to be mentally prepared.

I saw the first article in the hot comment: "My Jio's little brother chasing the car is pretty good-looking."

The second article: "15 minutes, I want all the information of this little brother [狗头]"

The third one is not long after it came out, but it has the most comments: "Who did I think it was, isn't this from the emotional master a few years ago? [狗头]"

A total of 599 replies＞

Chu Youyu took a deep breath and clicked in.

The first few likes are:

"Finally someone with a discerning eye!"

"Ah... It's one of us here. They said it was emotional restoration or something, but it caused him to commit suicide by jumping off the building... [吃瓜]"

Seeing the word suicide, Chu Youyu trembled subconsciously, gritted his teeth and continued to read.

"Yes, it's him, I said why does he look so familiar, what kind of monster is he catching? Do you think I'm not hot enough? [Erha]"

"Sister, push you up."

"Hahaha, I still have his Weibo, I haven't logged out yet, I have to kowtow @豆鱼 and try hard to stand up"

Only then did Chu Youyu turn off his phone, and leaned on the sofa with his eyes closed.

I have to say that this is the age of the Internet. Chu Youyu escaped for nearly a year, and it took only a few days to come back after a year...Careful counting estimated that three months would not be enough, and once he returned to the pre-liberation...

He sat for a while, and he was really addicted to smoking, so he opened his eyes and saw that Shang Zhe had changed his sleeping position, exposing his belly button, so he pulled his clothes for him, stood up and went to the kitchen.

Before he got there, he smelled a scent. Chu Youyu walked in and saw that Shang Eryi was processing an unknown fish. On the table beside him were braised chicken wings, boiled lettuce, and enoki mushroom stewed with tomato.

Authentic home cooking.

Chu Youyu, who was about to say back, was taken aback for a moment, then saw Shang Eryi who was wearing an apron turn off the tap.

The kitchen has always been Shang Eryi's small world. Now that Chu Youyu came in, he felt extremely awkward, so he rubbed the water on his hand and asked, "Why are you here?"

Only then did Chu Youyu come back to his senses.

"fine."

He smiled, "I want to take a leave of absence tomorrow morning. Go back...get some things."

Shang Er saw that his face was not very good-looking, thought for a while, turned around and turned on the faucet to point at his hand, "Shall I see you off?"

"No, just go out and take a taxi."

"It's very remote here."

"Boss Shang also knows that this place is remote."

Because Chu Youyu came in unconscious when he first came, so he only discovered this problem when he went to the amusement park. Thinking about the locks on Shang Eryi's heart, it seems understandable to run such a far place to build a house.

Now that he started to deal with the fish in a muffled voice again, Chu Youyu was afraid that he would remember something sad, so he joked, "Could it be because the land is cheap?"

Shang Eryi threw some of the garbage that had been processed on the fish into the trash can, put it in the basin, and handed it to him with the unclean pan beside him, "Brush it."

Shang Eryi seemed to have forgotten that Chu Youyu was still barefoot, and Chu Youyu didn't say anything. He took it and walked to the sink, and poured some dish soap on it.

"Mr. Shang, I'm actually curious about where you conjured up these ingredients."

Especially there is a fish, if Chu Youyu hadn't proposed to eat his cooking, I'm afraid he would have suspected that he had prepared it long ago.

Shang Eryi didn't answer him, and cut the fish seriously as if he didn't hear it.

Chu Youyu looked at his handsome profile, and couldn't help sighing: "If I were a woman who saw Mr. Shang's appearance, I would definitely follow you wholeheartedly."

Shang Eranyi's hands paused, and he turned his head to see him mechanically spinning the dish towel.

When Chu Youyu saw Shang Eryi's abstinent face, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he washed his hands and washed away the foam from his hands.

Shang Eryi frowned as he looked at the pot that he regarded as a sink.

Seeing Chu Youyu approaching gradually, "Mr. Shang knows..."

Shang Eryi frowned even deeper.

Chu Youyu took a few more steps forward until he stood in front of Shang Nianyi and said, "Mr. Shang has a special magical power that can make people calm down gradually..."

Chu Youyu was about to try to touch his cheek when he saw him move the knife on his right hand.

The strong desire to survive made Chu Youyu reflexively grab it upwards.

"Mr. Shang, what a big mosquito."

As he spoke, he put his blank palm in front of his eyes, and then said in an extremely funny tone: "Oh, I didn't catch it."

Chu Youyu looked at the indifference in Shang Nian's eyes from the corner of his eye, swallowed, and then came out of a very strange feeling.

fuck, look what he said...

Chu Youyu turned his head eighteen times, thinking about how to resolve the embarrassment, so he heard Shang Eryi say, "Go take a bath."

"what?"

What kind of show is this?

"I have a few sets of unworn clothes in my bedroom, put them in a bag, just put them on after you wash them."

After Shang Eryi finished speaking, he began to cut the fish seriously.

Chu Youyu couldn't laugh or cry: "Mr. Shang, you may have misunderstood, I didn't think about it..."

"Thought nothing?"

Shang Eryi put down his knife and looked at him.

Chu Youyu immediately smiled coyly: "No, Mr. Shang, what I said just now meant nothing else, we agreed in the contract..."

"While I can still tolerate you standing out..."

???

Only then did Chu Youyu follow his gaze. It turned out that at some point he stepped on the dirt on the fish and walked over barefoot, leaving footprints all the way.

Shang Eryi's damn cleanliness...

Chu Youyu felt a bit pained...

It can be regarded as an answer to the previous problem of abandoning her husband and son. As for Shang Eryi's problems, which woman can bear it?

Just yourself.

Chu You was thinking about seeing Shang Eryi bypassing himself to wash his hands, handed over a few wet wipes, took them helplessly, and wiped his feet carefully.

Only then did Shang Eryi let him go with satisfaction.

After leaving the kitchen, Chu Youyu walked briskly to the door of Shang Eranyi's room.

Feeling a little nervous, he rubbed his hands and murmured, "Mr. Shang, you let me in."

As he spoke, he cheered himself up, took a deep breath and opened the door, and turned on the light beside him.

Chu Youyu, who originally regarded this trip as an adventure trip, immediately lost his heart.

"what the hell…"

He looked at the neatly placed things in front of him, it seemed that it was not much different from the room he lived in this morning, except that the bed was bigger, and even the sheets were pulled without any wrinkles.

"It really looks like... not popular at all."

Chu Youyu sighed.

Thinking of Shang Eryi's appearance, he shouldn't be foolish to expect something here that shouldn't be there.

Thinking that he sat on the swivel chair not far away and turned around, "Even if there is nothing else. Shang Eryi, you should put some photos, you have so many walls in your house..."

His eyes suddenly stopped on the cabinet not far away.

I saw a pen holder on it, and a few pens were inserted in the pen holder.

Only then did Chu Youyu go over and hold down the table, trying to tug on the cabinet.

Sure enough... it couldn't be pulled away.

Chu Youyu's spirit of exploration completely faded away.

Resigning to his fate, he opened the closet and saw all kinds of clothes hanging inside. Chu Youyu felt a little popular, so he took out a bag from one side and threw it on the bed. There were indeed several sets of new clothes inside. No matter which one it is, she is much more mature than the apron mother on her body.

Chu Youyu clicked his tongue, and picked out a set of home clothes. Looking at the clothes that were lost all over the bed, Chu Youyu was very satisfied with his masterpiece, so he closed the door and left. He remembered the slippers he left at the door, and made sure Shang Eranyi was still busy in the kitchen, so he trotted over, put on his feet, and strode into the living room.

Where is the bathroom.

Chu Youyu searched one by one and finally found it.

He took off his clothes and pants quickly, and when it was the duckling's turn, he hesitated and took them off.

Probably because of having a dream, Chu Youyu saw that it was not clean, so he thought it would be a big deal to wash it off after taking a shower and not wear it, and it would probably be dry tomorrow morning.

The pants are so loose, you won't be able to tell.

Chu Youyu comforted himself in this way, and then happily turned on the shower and surrounded himself in hot water.

When Chu Youyu dried himself off, washed his underwear and hung them on a hanger not far away, put on his clothes, took out the mobile phone from the pocket of his slacks, and walked out of the bathroom, Shang Eryi had already prepared dinner , even Shang Zhe woke up, sat on the chair, put on the bib.

Seeing Chu Youyu coming, he immediately swayed his feet on the stool and said, "Mom, you didn't leave, you really keep your word."

It turned out that he didn't see Chu Youyu after being called up by Shang Eryi just now and thought he had lied to him. Although he was unhappy, he didn't want Shang Eryi to be sad, so he was depressed.

Seeing him coming at this moment, her happy eyes turned into crescent moons.

Chu Youyu rubbed his head, sat next to him, and suddenly felt something wrong, the heroic sitting posture immediately clamped up and raised Erlang's legs, and saw three bowls of rice on the table, two more dishes than just now One soup, one unfinished sauerkraut fish, scrambled eggs with cucumber and fungus, and then kelp fish ball soup.

Chu Youyu couldn't help thinking how rich it was, so he picked up the chopsticks. Seeing that Shang Eryi and Shang Zhe were still looking at him, he couldn't help saying, "What are you looking at, eat!"

He said that he took a mouthful of lettuce, and seeing Shang Eryi put chicken wings in Shang Zhe's bowl, he swallowed it in twos and said, "Xiao Jiji should eat by himself when he grows up."

When Shang Zhe heard it, he immediately said, "Father, Mom is right, Xiao Zhe wants to eat by himself."

Shang Zhe picked up his small chopsticks and took a mouthful of rice as he spoke.

"Little Gigi is awesome."

Chu Youyu put a chicken wing in his bowl, and taught, "If you can't pick this up, just learn from your mother."

Chu Youyu picked up the chicken wings from the bowl and took a bite.

Just as Shang Eranyi was about to stop it, Shang Zhe imitated taking it from the bowl and took a bite. The sauce was rubbed on his face, and he immediately turned into a little cat.

He giggled and said, "Dad, your cooking is really delicious."

He thought of something again, "Mom, can Xiao Zhe sleep with Mom and Dad tonight?"

"Cough cough cough."

Don't mind me, I don't wear underwear...

The author has something to say: There are a thousand more words, and the plot has gone a little bit. Readers, no one dares to abuse the little ones, hhhhh... Let me make a complaint, the squid took a bath so cleanly, and it’s not bad. I'm not afraid that Mr. Shang can secretly take pictures [laughing].

Also thanks to the unskillful Lei, I will continue to work hard!