The queen's heart is unpredictable
Chapter 4 The Right Size
I saw Duanmu Yu's beautiful peach blossom eyes slightly narrowed, as if telling Zhang Xiaohua not to run away.
Zhang Xiaohua's heart was completely chilled, and she felt that maybe she could prepare for her next time travel, or go directly to the underworld to report.
In the end, Duanmu Yu didn't say anything, she bent her hand, and after pulling Zhang Xiaohua to her side, she didn't loosen her hand, just holding Zhang Xiaohua's belt, and walked slowly towards the other side of the garden.
After the two of them left, Qi Yao looked at Duanmu Yu's back, couldn't help frowning, and tilted his head, "Does the monarch have new followers?"
"I've never heard of it. Since Eunuch Deng broke his leg, there seems to be no one around the monarch." Baoping, the eunuch who accompanied him, replied respectfully.
Qi Yao pondered, and his eyes fell on the person next to Duanmu Yu who was stumbling, "Then you send someone to check on that little maid, I think the monarch seems to be very interested in her."
Baoping responded in a low voice.
On the other side, Duanmu Yu walked for a long time, only feeling heavy on his wrist, but there was no sound behind him.
"Why don't you talk anymore?" Duanmu Yu turned his head and looked at Zhang Xiaohua meaningfully.
Zhang Xiaohua wanted to cry but had no tears, and struggled to force a smile, "I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'll disturb Her Majesty the Empress..."
"Really? But I really like listening to you." With an unknown smile, Duanmu Yu slowly leaned towards Zhang Xiaohua, "When we first met, I said that a companion is like a companion in front of me. Tiger, and then he yelled and almost ruined my good deed..."
As he said that, a smile flashed across Duanmu Yu's eyes, "What did you say just now? You want the empress to punish me? Hmm? The top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty? Ling Chi? Divide the corpse by five horses? Hmm?"
Although Duanmu Yu spoke lightly, every word and every sentence was like a stone hitting Zhang Xiaohua's heart.
It's over.
This queen, she, she holds grudges!
And I still remember it very clearly!
Zhang Xiaohua was crying, and just about to speak, she felt a tightness around her waist, and she was carried forward again.
Yes, a little humiliating.
Duanmu Yu said calmly in the front, "Tell me carefully, how did the top ten torturers of the Qing Dynasty and Ling Chi play."
……
Zhang Xiaohua was shocked.
What did you say?Use it on her?
Zhang Xiaohua suddenly felt that she had dug a big hole for herself...
But Her Majesty the Empress gave orders, Zhang Xiaohua dared not disobey.She took a deep breath, feeling uneasy in her heart, and said everything she knew as if she was dying.
After finishing speaking, Duanmu Yu didn't speak.Looking at her back, Zhang Xiaohua fell into deep thought for a long time——
If Her Majesty Empress blames her after a while, will she die directly or wait for her death.
It might be more dignified and straightforward to die directly, otherwise Her Ladyship would use all the tortures she just mentioned on her body one by one, and this delicate flower of hers would not be able to bear such torture.
But this time-traveling life ended immediately after the curtain was drawn, isn't it a bit too miserable?
If it really doesn't work, can she get a little hope of surviving by being a bit of a dog?
The previous day's crossing goal was still to work hard, and after winning the empress's favor, go out to the palace to have fun, but right now there is only one thing left in Zhang Xiaohua's mind——
Live!
As long as she can survive, she is willing to do anything!
Just as she was thinking wildly, Zhang Xiaohua staggered and buried herself in her black hair.
"Hmm..." Zhang Xiaohua rubbed the bridge of her nose, straightened up, raised her head, and then slammed into Duanmu Yu's dim but slightly smiling eyes, Zhang Xiaohua suddenly whispered in her heart, "Female ...My Lady Queen, cough...does it hurt you?"
Duanmuyu didn't answer, only looked at Zhang Xiaohua once, then she turned around, crossed the threshold with her long legs, and asked leisurely, "What are you thinking?"
"It's nothing..." Zhang Xiaohua murmured in a low voice, and followed Duanmu Yu into a yard.
Zhang Xiaohua was too nervous just now, so she didn't have time to see where it was, but after thinking about it carefully, it should be either Her Lady's study or Her Lady's bedroom.
After entering the door, the clean courtyard is really clean without anything.
Zhang Xiaohua and Liu Zhaodi's house still had flowers and plants and a tree, but Duanmuyu's yard only had a stone table and two stone chairs, clean and simple and even...a bit desolate.
After entering the house, the desolation continued. Looking around, it didn't look like a queen's room, but rather like the home of a clean sesame official in a third-rate town.
The house is barren, and there is not even a thing that looks valuable.
Is there a financial problem in this big country?Otherwise, how could a queen have such a miserable life?
But after thinking about it, it seems that Liu Zhaodi mentioned to her before that Dazhao Kingdom is the largest, richest and most powerful of the three countries...
That's it?
Liu Zhaodi is bragging!
Zhang Xiaohua slandered for a while, at the same time Duanmu Yu had stopped, she turned her head, saw Zhang Xiaohua's stupid look, and immediately frowned, "What are you thinking about?"
"No--"
"What? You lied and said you were addicted?" Duanmu Yu sat down slowly and poured a cup of tea, "Then why don't you try the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty that you just said, I'm just curious about this thing."
"do not!"
The scene I thought about before finally happened!
Without even thinking about it, Zhang Xiaohua bent her legs, knelt down, hugged Duanmu Yu's thigh with her arms, and cried, "My lord, I was wrong, please spare my life... woo woo woo... …I have an old and an old—”
"Then I'll let them die first, and you're alone, so you don't care about it." Duanmu Yu glanced at Zhang Xiaohua and drank tea slowly.
Zhang Xiaohua froze——
The plot shouldn't develop like this, how did Her Majesty change the lines?
"I... I'm still young—"
"How small?" Duanmu Yu glanced at Zhang Xiaohua again, "I didn't think you were small when I was on top of you that night..."
???
I always feel that you are driving, but I have no proof.
But this is not important anymore, Zhang Xiaohua sniffed, her mind was running fast, and finally thought of a reason, "I...I haven't served Her Lady Queen well yet!"
Hearing this, Duanmu Yu's calm eyes trembled, and then she smiled, stretched out her hand to pinch Zhang Xiaohua's small chin, and asked her to raise her head.
"How are you going to serve her?" Duanmu Yu smiled brightly, without any annoyance, but it happened to be her appearance, which was scary to look at.
Zhang Xiaohua trembled, then cleared her throat, "I know everything! It depends on what Her Majesty the Empress needs..."
Duanmu Yu didn't speak, just looked at Zhang Xiaohua.
Zhang Xiaohua couldn't figure out what Duanmu Yu was thinking, but maybe... maybe what she just said was too fishy in troubled waters?
So Zhang Xiaohua decided to let Duanmu Yu take a look at her innocent heart——
"I really know everything!" Zhang Xiaohua emphasized again, "For example, Her Majesty is looking for a male favourite. I will definitely help Her Ladyship find a male favourite, which will satisfy you!"
"Male pet?" Duanmu Yu's eyes flickered, and he suddenly remembered what he heard when he was leaving the palace two days ago.
At that time, she only thought it was funny, but when she thought about it carefully, it seemed that in the whole palace, only this fool in front of her would call her Your Majesty the Queen and call Jun Lang a male favorite.
If those bad old men in the court knew that their sons were called male favorites, they would probably be furious.
Thinking of the angry look of those people, Duanmu Yu was in a particularly good mood.
Turning his head to look at the man kneeling on the ground again, Duanmu Yu kicked his legs lazily, "Sit on the side and cry
Crying, don't get my clothes dirty. "
Zhang Xiaohua raised her head in a daze. Although she couldn't guess what Duanmu Yu was thinking, she could tell that Duanmu Yu was in...a good mood?
Seeing that Zhang Xiaohua didn't move, Duanmu Yu snorted softly, "What's the matter? You love kneeling so much?"
"No, no, no!" Zhang Xiaohua waved her hands quickly, and then stood up quickly. Before leaving, she stretched Duanmu Yu's skirt, because she just wrinkled her.
"Are you the maid of the Jiaofang Division?" Duanmu Yu's fingertips slowly stroked the rim of the cup.
Zhang Xiaohua nodded in a daze.
Duanmu Yu asked lazily, "Then tell me, what kind of... male pet are you going to choose for me?"
"Looking good is a must." Zhang Xiaohua analyzed seriously.
She had planned this matter two days earlier.
"You have to be in good health, have a good personality, be upright, have a simple mind, know how to coax others and love others, and it's best to be able to cook, and it's best to be able to massage and serve people." Zhang Xiaohua wrung her fingers and said carefully, "In addition, sexual intercourse is also good. You need to have a strong heart and good technique, as for the size, it should be just right..."
Zhang Xiaohua doesn't have much actual combat experience, but she has sufficient theoretical knowledge, and she carefully recalled what happened on the day of time travel before.
She very much suspected that she might have died of pain while doing something!
One and only one experience told her that size is very important!
Otherwise it is very likely to die...
Seeing Zhang Xiaohua getting more and more excited as she talked, Duanmuyu couldn't help but chuckled, "Seeing you're young, you know a lot."
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaohua looked at Duanmu Yu with bright eyes.
Is this... is this a compliment to her?
In Zhang Xiaohua's heart, the fire of hope slowly ignited, but Duanmu Yu coldly extinguished it in the next moment.
"What? Is there a young lover outside the palace? Do you want me to order him to come into the palace?" Duanmu Yu propped his chin and said casually, "Eunuch and male favorite, which one do you choose?"
???
Your Majesty, please normalize your brain circuit, please?
Although Zhang Xiaohua didn't have any little lover to worry about, Duan Muyu's words made Zhang Xiaohua suddenly realize that Her Majesty the Queen didn't seem to be praising her.
"I... I just listened to what others said." Zhang Xiaohua lowered her head and answered in a low voice.
Duanmu Yu's bright eyes were full of banter and curiosity, "Oh, then explain to me what is the right size?"
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaohua pouted, looked at her fingers, and couldn't help biting her lips.
Doesn't Her Lady Queen have several gentlemen?
Beds and things must be no strangers to her, so why would she ask such a question.
Zhang Xiaohua couldn't help but slander: This Empress is a narrow-minded person who holds grudges and makes things difficult for her all day long.
At this time, Zhang Xiaohua heard Duanmu Yu beside him say with a half-smile, "If you want to find me a suitable size, then you have to measure it for me first, so that I can know what size is suitable for me." ?”
Zhang Xiaohua's back felt cold.
This thing...how...how is it measured?
Zhang Xiaohua's heart was completely chilled, and she felt that maybe she could prepare for her next time travel, or go directly to the underworld to report.
In the end, Duanmu Yu didn't say anything, she bent her hand, and after pulling Zhang Xiaohua to her side, she didn't loosen her hand, just holding Zhang Xiaohua's belt, and walked slowly towards the other side of the garden.
After the two of them left, Qi Yao looked at Duanmu Yu's back, couldn't help frowning, and tilted his head, "Does the monarch have new followers?"
"I've never heard of it. Since Eunuch Deng broke his leg, there seems to be no one around the monarch." Baoping, the eunuch who accompanied him, replied respectfully.
Qi Yao pondered, and his eyes fell on the person next to Duanmu Yu who was stumbling, "Then you send someone to check on that little maid, I think the monarch seems to be very interested in her."
Baoping responded in a low voice.
On the other side, Duanmu Yu walked for a long time, only feeling heavy on his wrist, but there was no sound behind him.
"Why don't you talk anymore?" Duanmu Yu turned his head and looked at Zhang Xiaohua meaningfully.
Zhang Xiaohua wanted to cry but had no tears, and struggled to force a smile, "I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'll disturb Her Majesty the Empress..."
"Really? But I really like listening to you." With an unknown smile, Duanmu Yu slowly leaned towards Zhang Xiaohua, "When we first met, I said that a companion is like a companion in front of me. Tiger, and then he yelled and almost ruined my good deed..."
As he said that, a smile flashed across Duanmu Yu's eyes, "What did you say just now? You want the empress to punish me? Hmm? The top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty? Ling Chi? Divide the corpse by five horses? Hmm?"
Although Duanmu Yu spoke lightly, every word and every sentence was like a stone hitting Zhang Xiaohua's heart.
It's over.
This queen, she, she holds grudges!
And I still remember it very clearly!
Zhang Xiaohua was crying, and just about to speak, she felt a tightness around her waist, and she was carried forward again.
Yes, a little humiliating.
Duanmu Yu said calmly in the front, "Tell me carefully, how did the top ten torturers of the Qing Dynasty and Ling Chi play."
……
Zhang Xiaohua was shocked.
What did you say?Use it on her?
Zhang Xiaohua suddenly felt that she had dug a big hole for herself...
But Her Majesty the Empress gave orders, Zhang Xiaohua dared not disobey.She took a deep breath, feeling uneasy in her heart, and said everything she knew as if she was dying.
After finishing speaking, Duanmu Yu didn't speak.Looking at her back, Zhang Xiaohua fell into deep thought for a long time——
If Her Majesty Empress blames her after a while, will she die directly or wait for her death.
It might be more dignified and straightforward to die directly, otherwise Her Ladyship would use all the tortures she just mentioned on her body one by one, and this delicate flower of hers would not be able to bear such torture.
But this time-traveling life ended immediately after the curtain was drawn, isn't it a bit too miserable?
If it really doesn't work, can she get a little hope of surviving by being a bit of a dog?
The previous day's crossing goal was still to work hard, and after winning the empress's favor, go out to the palace to have fun, but right now there is only one thing left in Zhang Xiaohua's mind——
Live!
As long as she can survive, she is willing to do anything!
Just as she was thinking wildly, Zhang Xiaohua staggered and buried herself in her black hair.
"Hmm..." Zhang Xiaohua rubbed the bridge of her nose, straightened up, raised her head, and then slammed into Duanmu Yu's dim but slightly smiling eyes, Zhang Xiaohua suddenly whispered in her heart, "Female ...My Lady Queen, cough...does it hurt you?"
Duanmuyu didn't answer, only looked at Zhang Xiaohua once, then she turned around, crossed the threshold with her long legs, and asked leisurely, "What are you thinking?"
"It's nothing..." Zhang Xiaohua murmured in a low voice, and followed Duanmu Yu into a yard.
Zhang Xiaohua was too nervous just now, so she didn't have time to see where it was, but after thinking about it carefully, it should be either Her Lady's study or Her Lady's bedroom.
After entering the door, the clean courtyard is really clean without anything.
Zhang Xiaohua and Liu Zhaodi's house still had flowers and plants and a tree, but Duanmuyu's yard only had a stone table and two stone chairs, clean and simple and even...a bit desolate.
After entering the house, the desolation continued. Looking around, it didn't look like a queen's room, but rather like the home of a clean sesame official in a third-rate town.
The house is barren, and there is not even a thing that looks valuable.
Is there a financial problem in this big country?Otherwise, how could a queen have such a miserable life?
But after thinking about it, it seems that Liu Zhaodi mentioned to her before that Dazhao Kingdom is the largest, richest and most powerful of the three countries...
That's it?
Liu Zhaodi is bragging!
Zhang Xiaohua slandered for a while, at the same time Duanmu Yu had stopped, she turned her head, saw Zhang Xiaohua's stupid look, and immediately frowned, "What are you thinking about?"
"No--"
"What? You lied and said you were addicted?" Duanmu Yu sat down slowly and poured a cup of tea, "Then why don't you try the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty that you just said, I'm just curious about this thing."
"do not!"
The scene I thought about before finally happened!
Without even thinking about it, Zhang Xiaohua bent her legs, knelt down, hugged Duanmu Yu's thigh with her arms, and cried, "My lord, I was wrong, please spare my life... woo woo woo... …I have an old and an old—”
"Then I'll let them die first, and you're alone, so you don't care about it." Duanmu Yu glanced at Zhang Xiaohua and drank tea slowly.
Zhang Xiaohua froze——
The plot shouldn't develop like this, how did Her Majesty change the lines?
"I... I'm still young—"
"How small?" Duanmu Yu glanced at Zhang Xiaohua again, "I didn't think you were small when I was on top of you that night..."
???
I always feel that you are driving, but I have no proof.
But this is not important anymore, Zhang Xiaohua sniffed, her mind was running fast, and finally thought of a reason, "I...I haven't served Her Lady Queen well yet!"
Hearing this, Duanmu Yu's calm eyes trembled, and then she smiled, stretched out her hand to pinch Zhang Xiaohua's small chin, and asked her to raise her head.
"How are you going to serve her?" Duanmu Yu smiled brightly, without any annoyance, but it happened to be her appearance, which was scary to look at.
Zhang Xiaohua trembled, then cleared her throat, "I know everything! It depends on what Her Majesty the Empress needs..."
Duanmu Yu didn't speak, just looked at Zhang Xiaohua.
Zhang Xiaohua couldn't figure out what Duanmu Yu was thinking, but maybe... maybe what she just said was too fishy in troubled waters?
So Zhang Xiaohua decided to let Duanmu Yu take a look at her innocent heart——
"I really know everything!" Zhang Xiaohua emphasized again, "For example, Her Majesty is looking for a male favourite. I will definitely help Her Ladyship find a male favourite, which will satisfy you!"
"Male pet?" Duanmu Yu's eyes flickered, and he suddenly remembered what he heard when he was leaving the palace two days ago.
At that time, she only thought it was funny, but when she thought about it carefully, it seemed that in the whole palace, only this fool in front of her would call her Your Majesty the Queen and call Jun Lang a male favorite.
If those bad old men in the court knew that their sons were called male favorites, they would probably be furious.
Thinking of the angry look of those people, Duanmu Yu was in a particularly good mood.
Turning his head to look at the man kneeling on the ground again, Duanmu Yu kicked his legs lazily, "Sit on the side and cry
Crying, don't get my clothes dirty. "
Zhang Xiaohua raised her head in a daze. Although she couldn't guess what Duanmu Yu was thinking, she could tell that Duanmu Yu was in...a good mood?
Seeing that Zhang Xiaohua didn't move, Duanmu Yu snorted softly, "What's the matter? You love kneeling so much?"
"No, no, no!" Zhang Xiaohua waved her hands quickly, and then stood up quickly. Before leaving, she stretched Duanmu Yu's skirt, because she just wrinkled her.
"Are you the maid of the Jiaofang Division?" Duanmu Yu's fingertips slowly stroked the rim of the cup.
Zhang Xiaohua nodded in a daze.
Duanmu Yu asked lazily, "Then tell me, what kind of... male pet are you going to choose for me?"
"Looking good is a must." Zhang Xiaohua analyzed seriously.
She had planned this matter two days earlier.
"You have to be in good health, have a good personality, be upright, have a simple mind, know how to coax others and love others, and it's best to be able to cook, and it's best to be able to massage and serve people." Zhang Xiaohua wrung her fingers and said carefully, "In addition, sexual intercourse is also good. You need to have a strong heart and good technique, as for the size, it should be just right..."
Zhang Xiaohua doesn't have much actual combat experience, but she has sufficient theoretical knowledge, and she carefully recalled what happened on the day of time travel before.
She very much suspected that she might have died of pain while doing something!
One and only one experience told her that size is very important!
Otherwise it is very likely to die...
Seeing Zhang Xiaohua getting more and more excited as she talked, Duanmuyu couldn't help but chuckled, "Seeing you're young, you know a lot."
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaohua looked at Duanmu Yu with bright eyes.
Is this... is this a compliment to her?
In Zhang Xiaohua's heart, the fire of hope slowly ignited, but Duanmu Yu coldly extinguished it in the next moment.
"What? Is there a young lover outside the palace? Do you want me to order him to come into the palace?" Duanmu Yu propped his chin and said casually, "Eunuch and male favorite, which one do you choose?"
???
Your Majesty, please normalize your brain circuit, please?
Although Zhang Xiaohua didn't have any little lover to worry about, Duan Muyu's words made Zhang Xiaohua suddenly realize that Her Majesty the Queen didn't seem to be praising her.
"I... I just listened to what others said." Zhang Xiaohua lowered her head and answered in a low voice.
Duanmu Yu's bright eyes were full of banter and curiosity, "Oh, then explain to me what is the right size?"
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaohua pouted, looked at her fingers, and couldn't help biting her lips.
Doesn't Her Lady Queen have several gentlemen?
Beds and things must be no strangers to her, so why would she ask such a question.
Zhang Xiaohua couldn't help but slander: This Empress is a narrow-minded person who holds grudges and makes things difficult for her all day long.
At this time, Zhang Xiaohua heard Duanmu Yu beside him say with a half-smile, "If you want to find me a suitable size, then you have to measure it for me first, so that I can know what size is suitable for me." ?”
Zhang Xiaohua's back felt cold.
This thing...how...how is it measured?
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