Who is the father of this egg! ?

On this day, 4-year-old Ji Xiaoxiao finally came to report to kindergarten.

"Mom, the baby doesn't want to go to school..." Ji Xiaoxiao sat on the bed, her chubby body was wrapped in a quilt, looking warily at Ji Baba who was full of anger.

Ji Baba pulled his quilt forcefully and could not refuse, "How many times have I told you, don't call me mom, call me dad!"

Ji Xiaoxiao dragged his little quilt tightly and moved into the bed like a caterpillar. He pursed his mouth and looked at Ji Baba with accusing eyes, "Why... Mom is mom..." He sucked a few Nose down, long eyelashes stained with tears.

"Don't cry! Don't use this trick for me, it's useless to my father!"

Having said that, Ji Baba withdrew his hand pulling the quilt, sat down on the bed angrily, and looked at his son who was crying silently. "Gee~ Mom...Gee~"

Ji Xiaoxiao choked up for a while, then suddenly stood up under the quilt, and knelt down to Ji Baba with a plop, "Please, I don't want to go to school, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

Ji Baba's scalp exploded, he lifted his little quilt, picked up his fat and soft body and put it on his knees, pulled off his bumpy underpants, revealing Bai Shengsheng's little fat buttocks, he raised his hand and slapped him twice, "Who did you learn from? You knelt down to me, who taught you who taught you!?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomos, baby don't want to go to school..." Ji Xiaoxiao, who has always been a coward

"Look at the girl next door. She went to school at the age of 3 and never cried. You little man is still crying. Shame on you!"

"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Ji Baba was so angry that he burst out laughing, he turned his son's little body over, and stretched out his hand to flick his calf, "That's what you said, then daddy will pull off your niu niu, let you be Girls!"

Ji Xiaoxiao subconsciously wanted to cover Niu Niu, and immediately sucked her nose, opened her small arms, closed her eyes as if she was going to die, "You grab it, baby don't want Niu Niu, baby don't want to go to school!"

What a fucking chicken!

Ji Baba had a headache for three seconds, grabbed his little arm, picked up the little yellow duck T-shirt and put it on his head. Ji Xiaoxiao was so small that he twisted his fat little body into anything he could hide from the clothes. The shape, put it in, head out, arm in it, arm out of the head, Ji Baba spent a long time, then put half of his arm in, Ji Xiaoxiao pulled his arm out of the clothes if he didn't pay attention, very stubborn.

Ji Baba threw the clothes at his feet, turned around and walked out. Two minutes later, he came in menacingly with a feather duster, pointed at his son and cursed loudly: "Are you wearing it? Are you wearing it! Don't wear it, don't wear it, don't wear it! Chuanben Daddy made your ass bloom today!"

Ji Xiaoxiao pursed her mouth and burst into tears. While crying, she angrily took off the only little trousers on her body, and threw it to her father forcefully, "Ji Grasshopper~ If you don't wear it, you don't wear it! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow I'm fine, even if I wash it, I won't go to school woo woo woo woo"

"Then I'll beat you to death! You're not obedient at all!" Ji Baba shook his hands in anger. He took off the bumpy underpants that were thrown on his face, and threatened Ji Xiaoxiao with a feather duster. Forget it, the last school was so difficult, she was not good at all, Ji Xiaoxiao is a bad baby, not a good baby at all!!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, Xiaoxiao is a melon baby" Ji Xiaoxiao swayed from side to side with her naked body, trying to deny her mother's unfair evaluation, "Mom is not tired at all. woo woo woo”

As he said that, he turned around, pouted his little buttocks to his father, and cried loudly, "Mom, spank me, baby Guagua spanks mommy woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh baby"

"You fucking ass!"

Ji Baba couldn't bear it anymore, and directly clamped his son with his knees, no matter how much he struggled, he would not let go, and forcefully changed him into the kindergarten uniform that he had bought for several hundred dollars a few days ago, with yellow blood and washed blue Overalls, I have to say that the design of this uniform is really conscientious, the buttons are all on the back, and it is difficult for children to take it off-Ji Baba at this time does not know how big a disaster this design will be.

Ji Xiaoxiao cried with her head on her back, "Wow, baby don't wear baby, baby don't wear, mom, please, I don't go to school, baby don't leave mom... Mom, please, only mother is good in the world... no Mom's baby paper is like a treasure..."

Ji Baba turned a deaf ear to it, picked up the little leather shoes and put them on Ji Xiaoxiao's feet. Seeing that the situation was over, Ji Xiaoxiao no longer struggled, opened her mouth in vain and continued to sing: "Leave mother's arms...you can't enjoy happiness... woo woo woo Mom, baby, don't leave you..."

"Only mother is good in this world... Grandpa thinks of mother's shining tears Lu Bing whimpers"

This boy honestly opened his mouth wide and sang that only his mother is good in the world... Really, it made my father feel sad.

Ji Baba dressed the little chicken, and said viciously, "Go and wash yourself, Dad will cook for you first!"

After finishing speaking, he hurried out of the room and went to the kitchen. Ji Baba closed the door, took out a tissue to wipe his sore eyes, sniffed, and cursed softly: "You son of a bitch, it took so much effort to go to school!"

Ji Xiaoxiao was a lot more honest during the meal, Ji Baba mistakenly thought that the brat had resigned to his fate, after breakfast, Ji Baba took the newly bought small schoolbag for his son, put on the little yellow hat, and kissed him on the forehead He took a sip and encouraged him: "Baby is the best. When you finish school today, you will see Dad as soon as you come out. Be good today and listen to the teacher. Dad will make you millet porridge tonight, okay?"

Ji Xiaoxiao lowered her head, neither saying good nor bad, and let her father hug him and get on the tricycle, while Ji Baba pedaled the tricycle in front of him, and from time to time he would tease his son with his voice, "Little Little, look at the sugar seller! Dad will buy it for you after school today, okay?"

Ji Xiaoxiao didn't speak.

"Baby, baby, look at the little dog, the little black dog! Tsk tsk tsk tsk, dog dog dog, come give little woof twice, woof woof~"

Ji Xiaoxiao was silent.

"Baby sing a song for dad, okay? Let's sing the song about selling newspapers. Dad will start you off. 123, la la la, la la la, I, I am a little expert in selling newspapers..."

During the short 20-minute drive, Ji Baba was so tired that he vomited blood.

There are already a lot of parents and children standing at the entrance of the kindergarten. The situation of each family is no better than that of Ji Xiaoxiao. Some even have their grandparents come, and the whole family of five or six is ​​crying hoarsely. The bear child, but helpless.

Ji Xiaoxiao is still silent, knowing his son is like a father, Ji Baba always feels that the dead boy is waiting for his skills to cool down, and he will make a big move soon, Ji Baba is afraid of long nights and dreams, so he quickly finds Ji Xiaoxiao's carrot class teacher at the door, After the son was handed over to the teacher, Ji Baba wanted to slip away quickly after rubbing oil on the soles of his feet. Before he had taken two steps, Ji Xiaoxiao's skill cd arrived.

The dead cub suddenly yelled: "Mom!"

Then he grabbed the hand of a little fat man next to him and said, "My mother doesn't want me anymore, woo woo woo woo"

The little fat man had already stabilized, but when he heard Ji Xiaoxiao's pitiful voice, he immediately became emotional, grinned, and cried loudly, "My mother doesn't want me anymore—"

Ji Xiaoxiao took two short legs, trotted to catch up with Ji Baba, hugged his thigh and kissed him desperately, "muamuamuamua, mother, baby, please, don't abandon me, the baby must hear me when I come home Oh, it must be Guagua’s woo woo woo mom please, don’t throw it away I beg you woo woo woo”

Ji Xiaoxiao's cries were extremely lethal, and immediately all the children at the kindergarten gate were infected, and they joined the crying and howling army collectively, opening their mouths wide open, crying until their tonsils trembled.

Ji Xiaoxiao has been an outstanding child since he was a child, and even when he cries, he has more tricks than other bear children. I saw him crying and twisting his little body to dance for Ji Baba, holding Ji Baba's clothes desperately with one hand, With one hand and short legs dancing wildly, "Mom, baby dance for you, woo woo woo, I have a little fur and I never ride it~"

The right foot is forward, the heel is on the ground, the toes are raised high, and the right hand is swung from side to side to make a "no" movement.

"One day I rode to the market on a whim~"

The little short leg lifted a bit, probably in the motion of getting on a donkey.

"I'm so proud of the little leather whip in my hand~"

Waving the short arms up and down—this is driving a donkey.

"But I don't know why I fell into the mud~"

Paji, sticking it back to Dad's thigh - the falling movement ended perfectly.

Ji Baba watched his son's wonderful performance indifferently. At this time, he still didn't know that the war between him and the dancing king Ji Xiaoxiao about being tired of studying had just begun...

There is still a long way to go...