Who is the father of this egg! ?

Ji Xiaoxiao pursed her mouth and said cryingly: "I don't know, I put it in my arms when I got up in the morning, and when I picked it up, I found that it was all leaked..." Ji Xiaoxiao turned the egg over to show his father the leak As expected, the cracks in the bottom of the egg are a bit sticky and wet, with a slight luster that is unique to the half-dried egg white.

Ji Baba was also taken aback, and hurriedly took Dadanzai to check it carefully, "It's leaking!?" After looking it over and over several times, it seemed that there was nothing wrong except for a few thin gaps and some leaks. Big problem, Ji Baba, who made a false alarm, habitually scolded his son, "It's all you, why are you holding an egg to sleep? Sleeping is not honest at all, it is good if the eggshell is not crushed by you!"

Ji Xiaoxiao retorted aggrievedly, "I didn't hold her to sleep. I put it on the table before going to bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I found it in my arms."

"You didn't hold it, it can fly in with long legs..." Ji Baba's voice gradually disappeared, and he and Ji Xiaoxiao looked at each other, both father and son knew that Big Dan could indeed fly with long legs...

"Dad, I'm going to pee!" Ji Xiaoxiao was afraid that her father would ask about Da Dan again, so she took Da Dan back from her father's hand, using the excuse of urinating.

How could Ji Baba allow him to succeed, and pulled his son back by the collar, "Don't try to run away! Ji Xiaoxiao, my father has good news for you, you don't have to go to school today."

Ji Xiaoxiao's originally bitter melon-like face spread out, and she immediately turned to ask her father, "Really! Really don't need to go to school!?"

Ji Baba added blankly, "Go to the zoo with Dad today."

Find, scumbag, man.

A few days ago, Mingming and Boss Li delayed taking Dadan to the zoo to find his father. Ji Baba originally planned to take Dadan to "recognize relatives" next weekend, trying not to delay Ji Xiaoxiao's study, but yesterday Ji Baba thought about it in the middle of the night, tossing and turning, unable to sleep. There was a layer of golden light floating in his mind. When dealing with the tooth spirit, it ended the battle with a flash of lightning. According to Xiaoxiao's description, when they rang the soul refining bell, it was the golden light of the big egg that saved Ji Xiaoxiao from the pain of being burned by the real fire.

With such an awesome ability, it's actually just an egg, a big egg with a smooth, round white skin.

The parents of this egg must be crazy.

Ji Baba was sure that Ji Xiaoxiao didn't have such a great ability. Although the blood of the dead chicken was bleeding, the talent of the giant-winged phoenix was closely related to the purity of his blood. Like Xiaoxiao, another relative was a foreigner. The Phoenix Chicken, how could it be possible to have such a heaven-defying ability?Even if it is a scumbag, it was just a phoenix cub who couldn't even spit out fire when it was not nirvana 16 years ago, let alone Ji Xiaoxiao, who was only 16 years old and didn't usually practice?

If it wasn't a small genetic inheritance, then it must have been inherited from another father. What kind of bird spirit can lay such a big and gifted egg?Is it ostrich essence?Argentine Giant Eagle?Like a bird spirit?

He even got up in the middle of the night and secretly read the "Yin-Yang Distinguishing Qi of True Dragon and Li Qi Jing". After tossing and tossing for half a night, he still couldn't find out what kind of egg this egg was still in the egg, which summoned electricity to control the wind. He thought and thought, I think I still have to listen to senior Huoyun Xieji, and go to the zoo to find out about the big birds. After all, apart from the zoo, there are no such big birds in Liangqianzong.

Speaking of the zoo, Ji Baba was very envious of the group of animals in the zoo that were full of food and sleep when they first came down the mountain. They could eat and sleep well without having to work or be scolded. Ji Baba was jealous Yes, he changed back to his original form and ran to the entrance of the zoo with a chicken on his back to show his presence, trying to be caught as a rice worm for people to watch. As a result, not only did he not live the life of a civil servant chicken with food and drink, but he was almost caught The barbecue seller at the entrance of the zoo was arrested and taken to New Orleans. The poor chicken and his son were so scared that they never thought about entering the zoo again.

Of course, Ji Baba later understood the meaning of freedom and equality ignorantly, so he had no envy for those compatriots in the iron cage. Instead, every time he took Xiaoxiao to the zoo, he had to educate the compatriots about the world outside the cage. How wonderful, how helpless the life in the cage is, so that every time Ji Baba goes to the zoo, the zoo will lose a few small animals. It can be said that he is very talented in speech. He can be called the Mark Chicken in the poultry world. German chicken.

Of course, Ji Xiaoxiao couldn't imagine that his father had other plans. All he could think of was the explosive good news that he didn't have to go to school today. He was so happy that he almost threw his son on the ground, "Really? Really! Daddy, baby I love you!" Ji Xiaoxiao was so excited that she almost shed tears, and kissed her father on the cheek.

Ji Baba wiped his son's saliva calmly, and didn't feel any guilt for deceiving his son.

You son of a bitch, today even if you pry, you will have to pry your mouth open.

At this time Yang Chen also came out holding his arms, bared his teeth and said, "Uncle, little one, good morning."

Before he finished speaking, Ji Xiaoxiao suddenly felt that the big egg in his hand was a bit heavy, and he felt refreshed on happy occasions. He didn't care about this little detail, and pulled the big egg into his arms, smiling sweetly, "Good morning, Uncle Policeman."

"Ahem." Yang Chen coughed twice while rubbing his waist, "Xiaoxiao, I'm only 21..."

"You are so young, Uncle Policeman."

Ji Baba burst out laughing, snorted on his son's head and said, "Return to the uncles, they only have one uncle a few years older than you."

"Everyone calls him Uncle Policeman."

Yang Chen echoed doggedly, "I'm used to it. Many old men and women call me Uncle Policeman when they ask for directions."

Seeing him rubbing here and there and beating there, Ji Baba asked with concern, "What's wrong with Police Officer Yang? Are you feeling uncomfortable? Is my bed too hard..."

Yang Chen wanted to say he was fine, but his whole body was really aching. He couldn't help but complained a little: "Maybe it's because I'm in bed. When I woke up this morning, my waist was sore and my back hurt. I thought I was beaten."

"Isn't it... Is my bed so uncomfortable..."

"No, no," Yang Chen quickly denied, afraid of leaving a bad impression on his future father-in-law that he was too delicate and unable to bear hardships. "It has nothing to do with the bed. Maybe it's because I didn't sleep well, and I have a stiff neck..."

"Oh..." Ji Baba looked suspiciously at Yang Chen, who was full of discomfort, and suddenly thought of the two new cracks on the big egg—could it be that like Mao Dazhuang's family, his own house is also haunted! ?

He beat a ghost or something, came in from the window in the middle of the night and beat up Da Dan and Yang Chen, leaving his dead chicken alone to escape because he could be cute and cute... Ji Baba shook his head, stopping the unconstrained brain hole.

A few people chatted for a while, Yu Paopa was still sleeping under the eyes of everyone, his little nose was bubbling, and there was no sign of waking up.

Suddenly he heard the door of the yard being slammed, Ji Baba thought it was Mao Dazhuang waking up, went out to see Mao Dazhuang's snoring was like beating a gong, one high and one low, one after another, not to mention how soundly he slept, outside was bang bang bang The knock on the door didn't wake him up, and he was as good as the fish dial.

"Who is it?" Ji Baba went to open the door and found that it was a fat policeman riding a police donkey. Seeing that it was Ji Baba who opened the door, the fat policeman stretched his head and looked behind Ji Baba, "Hello, Is your place at No. 27, Fifth Row, Urban Village?"

Ji Baba nodded, "Yes, yes, you are here to pick up Officer Yang, right?"

"Yes, yes, hello, hello."

At this moment, Yang Chen also came out, and the fat policeman yawned, "I said you love work too much, you asked me to pick you up in the middle of the night yesterday, and you're not a fugitive murderer, just someone who stole electricity. Even if the case cannot be established, is it worth squatting at [-] or [-] o'clock in the evening?"

Before Yang Chen could speak, Ji Baba's face immediately turned down, and he directly spoke to the fat policeman, "You can't squat for stealing electricity? The police officer Yang squats to catch thieves, we thank him, you are good, just complain when you come up, letter Don't believe me to sue you for dereliction of duty?"

The fat policeman waved his hand to show that he was not as knowledgeable as Ji Baba. His fat buttocks sat on the car seat without moving, and he watched with a smile as Yang Chen dragged Mao Dazhuang, who was sleeping, and stuffed it into the iron donkey. , Ji Baba secretly cursed: Fat slacker!

After Yang Chen took Mao Dazhuang to leave, Ji Baba took Ji Xiaoxiao to the zoo on a tricycle. Along the way, Ji Xiaoxiao sang happily with a big egg in his arms: I don't go to school, I like to be late every day, I don't study or work, teacher The nose is crooked~

When we arrived at the zoo, Ji Baba tied up his car on the side of the road and went straight to the ticket gate.

This Monday, the zoo is open to people over 60 years old free of charge, so there is a long queue at the entrance of the zoo. Many of the old people have tinnitus and dizziness, and it is difficult to use the old age card. On the verge of collapse.

"Master! You are not a senior citizen card, you are a Starbucks VIP card! What kind of Starbucks VIP card do you want to come to the zoo?"

While flipping through the old age card in his bag, the uncle complained angrily, "My daughter said this card is very valuable, but you don't allow it to be used, what kind of zoo..."

The eldest sister has nothing to love.

More than half an hour had passed when it was Ji Baba's turn. Ji Baba was still thinking about making Ji Xiaoxiao catch up with the afternoon class. He was very anxious and was about to sell tickets for money. The old man suddenly barged in, handed the eldest sister 100 yuan and two senior citizens' cards, and pointed to an old novel behind him, "I'll buy four adult tickets, two children's tickets, and senior citizens' cards for me and my wife... "

An old lady in the back complained, "Hey, why are you jumping in line?"

Behind the old man, the same thin and short young man said impatiently: "There is no other team, what are you bb?"

"You!" The old lady was choked, and she poked Ji Baba on the back and said, "Young man, your family jumped in line, aren't you angry?"

Ji Baba thought that of course I was angry, but everyone in this fucking family has a ghost lying on their backs, how dare I be angry! !

I saw that no matter how big or small this family was, all their complexions were covered with dark clouds, and there was a gloomy Sadako-like ghost lying on everyone's back. If it wasn't in broad daylight, Ji Baba would turn around and run away in fright.

This family must have done something lacking in great virtue recently, otherwise it would not be so unlucky, the whole family has recruited ghosts, people like Mao Dazhuang have done too many bad things, and the family has so much resentment that they can only recruit one to starve to death It's just a ghost, there is no one young or old in this family, and each person has an average of one, which means that the whole family is very neat and evenly broken.

Ji Baba doesn't intend to meddle in this mess, he and Xiao Xiao almost parted ways yesterday, and decided to take the fish with them wherever they go in the future, if there is a problem, they will run away with oil on the soles of their feet, and if there is no problem, they will help out with a few small things. Feng Shui wheel array, be kind to others.

As for the embarrassing thing of getting himself burned, Ji Baba wouldn't do it even if he killed Ji Baba.

The family finally bought the tickets, and entered the zoo like ghosts. Ji Baba followed behind them, tremblingly took out the money from his bag and bought the tickets. Where are they locked up?"

Ji Xiaoxiao frowned, and suddenly realized vaguely what his father was going to do. He hugged his egg tightly and looked at his father suspiciously, "Why are you asking this?"

The elder sister was also very puzzled, "Yeah, why are you asking this? Where do you want to see the laying of eggs? Don't think about it. In the zoo, all the animals that are going to be born are in the greenhouse, and no one is allowed to visit, and our zoo is only divided into grass-feeding areas." , beast area and performance area, each area has viviparous and oviparous..."

Before the elder sister finished speaking, she was urged by the people behind, and stopped talking to Ji Baba. Seeing that the situation was not good, Ji Xiaoxiao turned around and wanted to run, but was dragged back by Ji Baba, "Where are you going? Follow my father honestly! "

Ji Xiaoxiao couldn't compete with Ji Baba, who was highly skilled, so he could only follow behind his father with a low eyebrow, waiting for an opportunity to escape.

As soon as Ji Baba entered the zoo, he followed the signs and went to the ostrich garden first. Ji Xiaoxiao completely understood the purpose of his father's visit, and blushed with embarrassment, "Why did you bring me here!"

Regardless of his son's mood, Ji Baba knocked hard on the fence and shouted: "Ostrich~~jiao~~jiao~~"

A tall, mighty, smooth-haired ostrich ran over quickly on the dusty ground, "Pull~~Uncle~~Uncle~~"

Although she is more than two meters tall and her bird claws are bigger than Ji Baba's face, she is actually just a baby ostrich. The parents and mother are all mature ostriches, and they lived well on the African savannah. The father of the bird suddenly said that he wanted to end his wandering life, and wanted to be a civil servant ostrich who was full of food, sleep and food in peace, so the mother of the married couple followed the father of the bird and sneaked into the zoo. She was leased to the zoo in Liangqianzong City, and she had gone abroad, and she gave birth to Ostrich Jiaojiao, and then the lease expired, and the bird mother and father had to return to Africa, and they were forced to separate from Ostrich Jiaojiao. She became an orphan, and Ji Baba, who occasionally brought her son to the zoo to play, became her only friend who could "communicate".

"Uncle Ba, why is it so bad today, Xiao Xiao is too bad, Xiao Xiao is howling." Tuo Jiaojiao said hello politely even though she was a baby with a crooked fruit and bird flavor in her mouth.

Ji Xiaoxiao nodded uninterestedly, "Oh, hello."

Ji Baba didn't want to waste time, so he came up and asked, "Jiaojiao, have you seen Xiaoxiao come to your zoo recently?"

"I haven't been here!"

"I didn't ask you, don't talk!"

Tuo Jiaojiao crooked her strong and slender neck, "I want to...a month ago..."

Case solved!

Ji Baba glared at his son who wanted to refute, and asked, "Really? Have you seen it?"

"I'm sorry, everyone in their school is sorry, it's a spring outing, and I saw Xiaoxiao, and he will be my sister when I say hello to him..."

Ostrich Jiaojiao arched her wings twice in frustration, and Ji Baba said apologetically, "He must not have heard, that Jiaojiao," Ji Baba forcefully snatched the egg from his son and showed it to Ostaff Jiaojiao. "Have you ever seen an egg like this?"

Tuo Jiaojiao took a look at the strangely green egg, then shook her head and said, "I've seen it before, our egg girl is so big...so green..."

Ji Baba was about to bid farewell to Qiao Jiaojiao in disappointment, when suddenly there was a commotion in the nearby emu garden, and then an emu nearly two meters tall stretched its head over the fence, crying at the egg in Ji Xiaoxiao's hand. Shouted: "Son! Daddy finally found Ni! You son of a bitch! Take Ni to death!"