Who is the father of this egg! ?

Watching Long Er's kiss for several seconds, Ji Baba finally came to his senses, picked up his backpack and threw it on Long Er's head, "Smelly rascal!! See if I don't kill you, you stinky rascal! You bastard! Let go of my little one!"

Long Er is not very old, but he is very persistent in taking advantage of it. No matter how Ji Baba beats his head, he just hugs Ji Xiaoxiao and does not let go. The fire was thrown at Long Er without hesitation. With a wave of Long Er's hand, a bolt of lightning exploded in the fire ball. Unexpectedly, the fire ball suddenly rose several meters and surrounded Long Er all at once. Long Er was burnt until his hair crackled, but he still held Ji Xiaoxiao's mouth and gnawed back and forth without flinching.

Ji Xiaoxiao's nose was full of the strange smell of Long Er's burnt hair. He clenched his teeth in dissatisfaction, bent his knees, and slammed into Long Er's descendants, "What the hell are you licking with your tongue!"

That being said, Ji Xiaoxiao's face was flushed red. This was the first time he had this kind of lip-tongue contact with others since he grew up. He had only seen other people kiss on TV secretly before. Ji Baba was afraid that his son would fall in love early. , Every time she encounters a slightly intimate scene, she immediately changes the channel, which makes Ji Xiaoxiao very curious about kissing.

After personally experiencing it in battle, Ji Xiaoxiao felt that it was weird, and it didn't make any sense to gnaw and lick...

"Ah!" Long Er let out a low growl, clutching Erliang Jun, fell to the ground and rolled twice, the fire on his body was finally extinguished, his clothes were intact, only his eyebrows and hair were burnt to half. It looked very funny, and Ji Xiaoxiao, whose face was flushed, pointed to Long Er heartlessly and showed it to his father, "Huahua! You can see that he has no eyebrows, so funny hahahaha"

Ji Baba went up and slapped his little butt, and said angrily, "You're still laughing! You're still laughing when someone takes advantage of you! Are you trying to piss me off!"

Feng Zhen walked over, stepped on Long Er's calf with one foot, and said in a cold tone, "You'd better tell me a reason that can convince me, otherwise today will be your death day!"

"Ahh...it hurts me to death, my father-in-law has wronged me, I'm treating Xiaoxiao's teeth! The secretion from the tip of our violent dragon's tongue is the best bone-replenishing medicine in the world. Is it wrong to just want to fill my wife's teeth? !"

Hearing this, Ji Xiaoxiao stretched out her small tongue, licked the place where the tooth was broken, then reached out to touch it, and denied: "Liar! My teeth are still only a little bit big!"

"I chopped you up today to fill Xiaoxiao's bones!" Ji Baba ran out of the house with a kitchen knife in his hand, and gesticulated with the back of the knife on Long Er's head, "Let you bully my Xiaoxiao!"

Long Er violently resisted, "I'm really wronged! Everything I said is true, and there is no lie. If you don't believe me, if you touch your small teeth, it will definitely not hurt!"

The dead chicken boy didn't give himself any face, and ruthlessly exposed it, "My tooth didn't hurt anymore, the bad uncle cured it!"

Long Er was stunned for a moment, and the picture of kissing Xiao Xiaozhi's teeth just now appeared in his mind, and then a black hole opened up in his mind, and he turned to look at Feng Zhen, his eyes were so angry that he said, "How dare you kiss me behind my back?" Wife!? I'm fighting with you!"

Feng Zhen and Ji Baba, including Ji Xiaoxiao, didn't keep up with his brain circuit. Before Ji Baba's knife was removed, Long Er just jumped and turned back into a dragon body, but he was no longer the little gray that was the size of a basketball. A dragon, but a violent Tyrannosaurus rex with a height of more than six meters and a gray-blue hard armor all over its body!

The yard of Ji Baba's house was almost full. He slightly moved his huge tail with sharp serrated teeth, and the yard suddenly shook.

Ji Xiaoxiao's ruddy mouth grew into a zero shape. He looked up at Long Er with difficulty, and was conquered by his hard armor and huge head glowing gray-blue light. He couldn't help but marvel, "So handsome..."

Hearing this, Long Er immediately felt as if he had taken Dianabol. He stomped the ground and said loudly, "Little husband will avenge you!"

Feng Zhen stood there without moving, when Long Er's big mouth opened and closed to attack him, Feng Zhen was suddenly pushed aside, "Be careful!"

Ji Baba pushed away Lao Gong, opened his arms to protect his son behind him, and waved a kitchen knife to meet Long Er's big mouth, "The monster sees I won't hack you to death!"

Long Er was taken aback, he could hardly stop the car, he didn't even have time to close his mouth, seeing his sharp fangs were about to touch Ji Baba, he was soon covered by a layer of warm and soft feathers After touching Ji Baba, when Long Er's fangs touched the feathers on Ji Baba's body, it was like touching a stone.

"what!"

The longest fang on Long Er's left side snapped, and in the next second he turned back into a human form, covering his mouth and screaming in pain.

The feathers on Ji Baba's body snapped back, he turned his head, just in time to see Feng Zhen shaking the huge wings on his back, and walking towards him quickly, "Chicken, did he hurt you!"

Ji Baba pointed at Long Er with lingering fear, shook his head and said, "No...he is such a big monster, no wonder he eats so much!"

"Father-in-law, I will never be a monster!"

Now it's all right, both of them have broken teeth.

Long Er covered his mouth and searched on the ground for a long time before he found his broken tooth, stuffed it in his mouth, and licked his tongue around twice, Long Er showed a happy expression, "Okay! Wife, let me see yours. tooth!"

Ji Xiaoxiao pulled Ji Xiaoxiao behind her at a very fast speed, stretched out a hand and pushed Long Er away, "Be honest with me, open your mouth, let me see if you are real or not!"

Long Er was extremely talented, bared his mouth, revealing most of his teeth, all of them were as clean as new, dazzlingly white, without a single crack.

Ji Baba glanced at Feng Zhen, Feng Zhen frowned and nodded slightly, Ji Baba was taken aback, "You really know how to mend bones!?"

Long Er said humbly, "It is the secretion from the tongue tip of our violent Tyrannosaurus rex that can mend the bones, because we often fight, if the wounds cannot heal quickly, we may die..."

Not in the mood to listen to the cheap son-in-law, Ji Baba quickly opened his stupid son's mouth, looked left and right, but still couldn't see any difference from before, "Liar, my little teeth are still like that!"

"Impossible, it must have grown!" Long Er poked his head over and saw the lovely and pitiful toothless wife. He felt distressed and surprised, "It didn't grow well!?"

At this time Feng Zhen spoke, he looked at the tooth sheet thrown on the ground and said: "Maybe it's healed, but it's still in the gum."

Ji Baba covered his son's ears, and said anxiously: "Then what should we do! Xiaoxiao really suffered to death!"

Long Er picked up the tooth piece on the ground, glanced at it, and found that he had done something bad. He just licked it, and the small broken tooth root probably grew back, and now the whole tooth is still in the gum , I don’t know how painful it is!

Long Er wiped the sweat from his forehead, and whispered: "It seems that we can only kiss a few more times a day to speed up the healing..." Then he looked at Feng Zhen vigilantly, and said viciously: "I know your magic power is profound, but dare you Hit my wife's idea, I will bite you to death!"

It was only then that Ji Baba understood his brain circuit just now, his whole body trembled, and he yelled, "You don't have boobs! Do you know that Ah Zhen is just a small person who guesses randomly!?"

The corners of Long Er's mouth twitched, "What, who..."

"Yes—" the words that came to his mouth had to be swallowed back into his stomach, Feng Zhen suddenly smiled, he looked at the little novel: "I am his bad uncle."

Just as he was talking, the door of Ji Baba's house was suddenly pushed open, and Wang Chao walked in angrily holding his mobile phone.

"Uncle Ji! Look at your phone, Yao Anni posted a post scolding you, the scarf has been turned over 3, I'm so mad!"

"What? What post? What post?" Ji Baba was stunned. He took out his mobile phone and opened his scarf while asking questions. The first trending search was '16-year-old girl convicted of beauty'. Yan Suan

When he didn't click on Hot Search, Ji Baba was even laughed at by Lei, and when he clicked on it, his world was spinning for a while, and he was so angry that he almost couldn't hold his phone.

This scarf was posted in the tone of Yao Anni's classmate. There are pictures and texts with key points. It has been prepared for a long time at a glance.

There are nine pictures in total. The first picture shows three pictures of Yao Anni's headshots that P's mother does not recognize, and then attaches WeChat chat records, QQ chat records and other pictures to prove that Yao Anni was originally a good-looking and beautiful girl in the No. [-] Middle School. The popular school bully is in love with the school girl Gao Yong. Ever since a farmer called Ji Xiaoxiao came here, she has always disliked Yao Anni and often confronted her, even provoking her relationship with Gao Yong. .

Here is a photo of Yao Anni and Gao Yong - it looks like they are standing very close together, but in fact it is just a processed product of the graduation photo - to prove that Yao Anni and Gao Yong have indeed had a good time.

Fei Zhai Ji Xiaoxiao not only successfully separated the golden boy and jade girl, but even pursued Gao Yong with a shy face. Here are several chat records of other students to 'prove' that Ji Fei Zhai is not only ugly and thick-skinned, but even has an affair with a certain teacher Unclear relationship.

In the second picture, there are several monthly examination result sheets. Ji Feizhai is firmly at the bottom of the list, which is in stark contrast to Yao Anni, who is firmly at the top and second place. Then, mark red, draw wavy lines, etc. It focuses on Ji Xiaoxiao's miraculous passing on the day when he got 2 points in the physics test. He didn't directly say that Ji Xiaoxiao cheated, but meaningfully made both Ji Xiaoxiao's paper and the last question of the paper at the same table. Go up and let the judges 'make up their own brains'.

The last picture is the key point. First, it exposed the red and swollen shoulders of Yao Anni's mother, and then described the story of a troublesome family with extremely fierce language. Annie tripped herself in physical education class, broke her tooth, and blamed it on Yao Anni. Yao Anni was afraid of being bullied by the fat house, so she called her parents to argue with them, but the unruly father shot and injured her inhumanely. Here is a picture of Yao Anni's mother taking medicine.After Yao Anni called the police, the two families quarreled in the police station. The other party uttered all kinds of bad words, called Yao Anni’s family dead, and threatened that you were the one who lied. The poor spend.

The person who made the long scarf is obviously very proficient in this matter, and is also very aware of the bombing points of netizens. The full text will oppose the family of the unscrupulous people who touch porcelain and extort money from the poor Yao Anni, who is white, rich, beautiful, and white. Poisonous, the unreasonable father of the unreasonable man sits on the ground and bids for the price, and also bombards a wave of single-parent families, saying that the son of the fat house is usually gloomy and extreme, "a very obvious sign of single-parent family background", and finally put a picture of Cong Rong fainted on the ground , the photo of Fang Weiguo and Yao Anni crying on her body, Yao Anni in the photo is still very beautiful, there are two pairs of feet wearing cheap shoes on the edge of the photo, the boss circled the feet intimately, saying that this is the fat house The son and the troublesome father, they also brought a pretending lawyer-in fact, it was Feng Zhen, but his pair of shoes worth more than 5 yuan did not show up.

The owner of the blog was very clever in not posting any photos of the troublemaker's family. When netizens asked why they didn't expose the troublemakers of the family, the owner of the blog was like a party member, saying that our purpose is not to hang people, But to seek justice for Yao Anni, posting photos is an act of invasion of privacy balabala

In fact, they are also very clear that once the photos of Ji Baba and Ji Xiaoxiao father and son are released, it is estimated that 90% of the netizens will not be able to connect the beautiful and lovely father and son in the photo with the fat house son in the blog post.

Human nature is so ugly that even passers-by don’t want to spend time thinking about whether you have been wronged. If you are beautiful, there are various reasons not to do bad things.

The hottest comment under the blog post is: Miss Sister is so beautiful, it is normal to be jealous, some gay guys hate women, the more beautiful they are, the more they hate, because they will compete with them for straight husbands, don’t ask me why I know, I met a dead gay shou before, who was even worse than the original bo.

Hua Yezi: Ugly, fat, and stalking, if I were a school girl, I wouldn't be able to eat every day [Manual goodbye·jpg]

lovelove: Even the police station dares to do something, you are justified if you are weak.

Wang Zhiyao: Are there so many dramas for high school students now?This elementary school chicken really can't keep up with the times

Gu Feng's brain-dead Lijuan: emmmmmmmmmmm, it's not good for you to cheat on someone unilaterally, I think it's better to invite the other party up, and it's fair and beautiful to fight face to face, isn't it?