Who is the father of this egg! ?

"I picked it up." Feng Zhen replied honestly.

Ji Baba stretched out his hand suspiciously, "Where is it, let me see."

"At Feng Ling's place."

Feng Ling was the driver who drove him, the deputy commander of the Jingu Guards Department, this time he followed him to the human world, from a high-ranking major general to a driver, a porter, a secretary, and...a garbage can rummager.

Hearing that the wallet was not lost, Ji Baba was relieved, he glared at Feng Zhen, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "You must have asked someone to pick it up, right, God of shit, you don't pick up things yourself if you drop them, can you?" How tired are you?"

At the same time, thinking of the string of '0's in Fengzhen's card, Ji Baba felt an indescribable feeling in his heart. During the hour he held the wallet, Ji Baba could be considered the richest man in good money...

Damn it, the ex-lover has become so rich, the more I think about it, the more annoying I get!

Ji Xiaoxiao followed her father's buttocks, touching the kitchen knife and poking the basin from time to time. Ji Baba was so annoyed that she drove the two of them into the main room, "Sit down and make trouble."

Ji Xiaoxiao pouted, "Why are you making trouble, your eyes are obviously open!"

Ji Baba's new mobile phone was still on the broken sofa. Ji Xiaoxiao was so itchy to look at it that she couldn't sit still on the sofa. Her little eyes kept looking at the mobile phone, but one was broken just this afternoon. Even if Ji Xiaoxiao was killed, he didn't dare to touch his father's new mobile phone. If he broke it too, Ji Baba would hack him.

The bad uncle was sitting on the other side of the sofa, exuding a cold breath all over his body. Ji Xiaoxiao couldn't stand the cold, so he quietly moved his butt far away.

His schoolbag was placed on the small low table at Feng Zhen's side, and a piece of dusty paper was stuffed in the exposed mesh side pocket. Feng Zhen took out the paper, opened it, and read on the head: Liangqianzong No. 15 Middle School geography self-printed test paper', with '[-] points' clearly written in the judgment column.

Feng Zhen shook his hands and almost tore the paper.

A test paper that didn't pay attention to himself was seen by the bad uncle. For some reason, Ji Xiaoxiao didn't want the bad uncle to see his poor score. Uncle! Who told you to flip through my schoolbag, return it to me!"

Feng Zhen stared at Ji Xiaoxiao with a serious expression and asked, "Is this your test paper?"

His expression was so frightening that Ji Xiaoxiao didn't dare to get tired of him, so she quickly stood up straight, lowered her head and said honestly: "En..." At the same time, she said in a begging tone: "Will you return it to me... "

Feng Zhen ignored his pleading, and said coldly: "How much is the full mark?"

"One, one hundred and fifty..."

"One hundred and five?"

Ji Xiaoxiao wanted to bury her head in her chest, "Well..."

"Does Dad know?"

Ji Xiaoxiao nodded vigorously, "I know, Huahua said that I did more than my elementary school exams, and they praised me."

For the first time in Feng Zhen's life, he felt dizzy, "How much did you take in elementary school?"

Ji Xiaoxin thinks that you are not my father, why are you questioning my grades...

Thinking this way in my heart, I didn't dare to say anything wrong, and answered honestly: "2 points in the primary school exam..."

Feng Zhen still wanted to ask again, but Ji Baba had already walked out of the kitchen with a pot of millet porridge with a familiar burnt smell, "It's time to eat, you two go to the kitchen and bring the bowls and chopsticks."

"Aww~" Ji Xiaoguagua agreed, and happily ran into the kitchen to get three bowls, "Huahua smells so good!"

Seeing that his stupid son had only taken three bowls, Ji Baba flicked it on his head, "Why did he take three and one more?"

"Huh? Who else is there?"

Ji Baba pouted in Ji's little schoolbag, "Here."

It turned out that there was still a need for a cheap husband. Ji Xiaoxiao sat down on the chair, "Let him take it by himself, the baby is hungry." He picked up the spoon, and instead of putting it in the bowl first, he brought it to his mouth. , the millet porridge was still steaming, Ji Xiaoxiao blew a few breaths on the edge of the spoon, took a sip carefully, "Wow, it's delicious, let's serve Huahua first!" The spoon filled a bowl full and pushed it in front of Ji Baba.

Seeing him directly drinking the porridge with a spoon, Feng Zhen frowned even deeper, Xiao Xiao was taught too wildly, and his ability was second to none, even the most basic etiquette, how could he suppress the gang of Presbyterians like this old stuff?There is also a test paper with a full score of 150 points. It is only [-] points in the test, and it is still an improvement. It is outrageous!

Ji Baba also felt that the behavior of his family's treasure Dandan was really unsightly. It's okay at home, but if he went out like this, he would be laughed at. He couldn't help scowling, stared at his son and said: "Who taught you to take a rice spoon to eat?" Send it in your own mouth? Will others eat it? It's all your saliva!"

Ji Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, completely unable to understand why Ji Baba would suddenly dislike his saliva, he curled his lips and said aggrievedly: "What does it matter..."

Whenever Huoya's son showed weakness, Ji Baba felt his heart ache. He stroked his son's soft fur, "You are not allowed to go out like this, have you heard that, people will laugh at you for being impolite?"

Ji Xiaoxiao nodded vigorously, "Oh~"

Seeing his son obedient and obedient, Ji Baba felt very relieved. He patted Ji's little schoolbag and called out, "Long Er, it's time to eat."

"Hmm... Father-in-law, I'm not feeling well, so I won't eat today, please trouble my father-in-law to take good care of my wife..."

Hearing the shameless address of his father-in-law and wife, Ji Baba endured and endured so that he didn't take out a hammer to beat him flat. He secretly decided to find a chance to send him away in the next few days. It is edible and thick-skinned, if it really depends on your own home, it will be over.

After eating for more than half an hour, Feng Zhen just put some millet porridge in the bowl to make a show. He didn't need to eat at all, and the whole grains in the world dimmed his aura.

After eating, Ji Baba deliberately slumped on the chair and did not move. The table in front of her was in a mess. She looked at Ji Xiaoxiao from the left, and Fengzhen from the right. of.

Ji Baba snorted through his nose, patted the table and said, "Which one of you is going to wash the dishes?" It used to be enough to serve the stinky bastard alone, but now everyone is here, so why should he cook? Do the dishes all inclusive?Beauty never dies.

"Huahua, I'm going to review my homework. I have to go to school tomorrow." As a student, Ji Xiaoxiao had a very legitimate reason for not doing the dishes. Ji Baba turned her attention to Feng Zhen again. Feng Zhen thought about it seriously and said: "I transferred a few people from the Service Department to let them do the dishes. Please take care of me today."

Hey, 'I'm sorry to bother you', have you ever thought about doing the dishes while writing this product? !

Ji Babahuo suddenly stood up and piled up the bowls and chopsticks. Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that he was very upset. Service Department, tell them to get out of here, and you, get out of here!"

Feng Zhen was slightly stunned, completely unable to understand why Ji Baba, who was still fine just now, suddenly had an attack again. As the Queen of God, Xiaoji hadn't learned how to show emotions, even if he was really angry, he shouldn't directly let his Husband, the majestic Phoenix God King Gun, fortunately he is in the human world. If he is in Fenghuang Guiyu, Xiaoji can be regarded as a treason.

In the next second, the little chicken showed the scumbag what it means to be really 'rebellious'. He pointed at Feng Zhen with a rolling pin and yelled, "Get out, don't block my eyes in my house!"

"chick……"

"Cuck!"

After driving Feng Zhen away, Ji Baba tidied up the kitchen by himself, and tidied up the corners of the house again, making them clean. Ji Baba collapsed on the sofa, almost sitting on the new floor. The mobile phone made him break out in a cold sweat, he quickly stood up and checked the mobile phone repeatedly, and he was relieved only after he found that there was nothing wrong.

The screen of the mobile phone was very large, Ji Baba held it with one hand, unlocked the screen with the other, downloaded the forum app he usually visits the most, and then posted a post in it.

"If a man is willing to give you his bank card, but he is not even willing to swipe a bowl, does such a man really love you? I sincerely ask."

Although he didn't intend to forgive the big slag bird, he was really depressed. Fengzhen kept saying that he would forgive him, but he didn't even want to pick up the bowls and brush the wallet in the trash can. I also can't wait to let him feed the rice into his mouth.

He admitted that Ji Xiaoxiao was spoiled by himself, but why should Fengzhen?A big scum bird that deserves to go to hell, but still wants to be his uncle--he has no attitude of seeking reconciliation at all--is Ji Baba so rushing!

The post sent out quickly received more than a dozen replies.

Self-directed and self-acted Heartbeat on the 1st floor: I don’t know if I love you or not, but it’s true that he must be poor. Give the bank card a piece of shit, maybe it’s empty. Let him buy a house and write your name directly real

The coffee on the left bank on the 4th floor: typical chauvin pig, the owner must not be fooled by this kind of person, let him contact me, this fairy specializes in rich chauvin pig [dog head · jpg]

There are many colors in the candy jar on the 12th floor: I agree with what the first floor said. Bank cards are really nothing. I have dozens of them, but there is no money in them. Let him buy a house. At least you are very rich, you can put up with the landlord for the time being because of money, love or not is not worth mentioning in front of money

The host on the 22nd floor responded to the self-directed and self-acted heartbeat: There is money in the bank card. I checked a card today, and there is [-] million in it.

Ji Baba's honest reply immediately sent the post to Siberia.

Wet black dress on the 34th floor: [-] million... Can you use dim sum to make up your posts, can you use dim sum?

Grandma on the 52nd floor, her expectation: as stable as a card with one billion 66666666

After that, all the replies revolved around [-] million. Except for the advice on buying a house on the first few floors, Ji Baba didn't get any useful answers. He turned off the phone and carefully put the phone in the box, for fear of messing it up.

buy a house?To buy wool, he, Ji Baba, is not the kind of person who takes advantage of things.

At this time, the yard door made a slight sound, and it was the fish dial coming back.

"Big Engong?" Yu Bobo walked in against the slightly cold night wind, took out a lunch box from his pocket and put it on the table, "Our cafeteria made sweet and sour pork ribs today, do you want to eat it?" ah."

Ji Baba shook his head feebly, he was in a bit of a mess right now, Feng Zhen's actions made him at a loss what to do.

As long as Xiang Fengzhen takes a step back, he and Ji Xiaoxiao will have a lot of money. Ji Xiaoxiao can go to an international prestigious school, and in the future he can go abroad to study and come back to earn a lot of money. To live a stable and prosperous life instead of living a miserable life with himself, but Ji Baba felt unwilling, even wronged, he had to suffer so much to raise Xiaoxiao, and now he is an adult. But Feng Zhen popped up suddenly, and with a big wave of his hand, he easily took both father and son under his command. Not to mention getting himself, he also got a cute, obedient and filial son. Such a good thing is called Feng Zhen Is it up?

16 years ago, I was so injured that I met myself. 16 years later, I became the bullshit king and came to recognize my son again. I can be a cheap dad without washing diapers or wiping Ji Xiaoxiao’s butt. , how do you think it is so beautiful?

Ji Baba angrily hammered on the sofa, gritted his teeth and said: "I forgive you for being a ghost!"

"Grandfather, are you alright..." Yu Po Pao yelled again worriedly, Ji Baba realized that Yu Po Po Po had come back, he quickly stood up, went to the kitchen and brought out the warm millet porridge, " You're back? This is the porridge you cooked today, why don't you eat it as a supper. "

Yu Po Po pointed to the lunch box on the table and said, "No need, I ate it at school, today's supper is sweet and sour pork ribs, it's delicious, I didn't finish eating and brought back some, you and Xiao-Xiao How is the little tooth?"

Since he started to go to work, in order to spend more time with Wu Buhui, he took the initiative to go to work two hours earlier and leave work four hours later, trying to coincide with Wu Buhui's working time. Look at Ji Xiaoxiao.

He came back too late yesterday, Ji Baba and Ji Xiaoxiao were both asleep, so he deliberately came back early today to express his concern for his little benefactor.

When Ji Xiaoxiao's teeth were mentioned, Ji Baba's heart was filled with panic. He waved his hands and said, "It's much better. I'll take him to the orthodontist after a while to see if I can pull out the embedded teeth—— The food in the cafeteria is so good, and there are sweet and sour pork ribs?" Ji Baba opened the lunch box, picked up a piece of pork ribs and took a bite, a sour taste spread between his lips and teeth, and Ji Baba spit it out in two mouthfuls. Come out, and said with a bitter face: "It's all broken!"

"How is it possible?" Yu Diabal also picked up a piece of spare ribs and bit it. The sweet and sour taste was just right, the meat was tender and juicy, and it was as delicious as when it was just out of the pan. I made it when there was a lot, and everyone in our cafeteria ate it, so it didn’t go bad, but it’s only past nine o’clock, so how could it go bad.”

Ji Baba looked at Yubobo with sympathetic eyes, and made up his mind that Yubobo had been locked underground for too long, so he couldn't distinguish the taste of the food at all. It’s broken, you spit it out of your mouth quickly, be careful to eat it and ruin your stomach!”

Yu Bobo quickly grabbed the lunch box and said angrily, "What are you doing! Brother Wu made this, how could you throw it away!"

Ji Baba was treated like a donkey's liver and lungs out of good intentions, and he said helplessly: "This is really inedible. You haven't eaten anything in the world for so many years, so you can't tell the difference between good and bad. I think this sweet and sour pork ribs are rotten. If you eat them, you will have diarrhea." Yes, you're about to fall."

Feeling that he was too groggy just now, Yu Diao changed his gentle expression, and still firmly refused, "It's really not bad, why don't I go to the kitchen to heat it up, I was going to bring you and the snacks, this time I'll be alone It's for everyone." Although he was smiling, his expression was a bit reluctant, Brother Wu made such delicious sweet and sour pork ribs, and Da Engong insisted on saying it was bad...

Fortunately, Ji Baba didn't care about his rudeness just now, and took him to the kitchen to teach him how to use gas, "I'll follow you, there is medicine in the cabinet next to the sofa for diarrhea tomorrow, you can take it by yourself, here, just turn the fire and turn it on." Turn it back and close it, and you must close it well if you hear it, otherwise it will catch fire."

Yu Po po po nodded again and again, "I know, I know."

After exhorting the precautions for using fire, Ji Baba was also sleepy, yawned, walked out of the kitchen, went to the bedroom and opened the door, the scene inside immediately made Ji Baba's blood surge, and he almost fainted again. past.

I saw Long Er, who sneaked in at some point, turned into a wild boy, gnawed and gnawed his little one in his arms, looking very devoted, Ji Xiaoxiao's eyes were round, and his mouth was open. Let Long Er do the abuse, a state of ignorance.

"I am your ancestor's Long Er!!!"

Ji Baba turned around and walked into the kitchen, picked up the kitchen knife and rushed to the bedroom. At that time, Yu Diao Pao, who was heating up the delicious sweet and sour pork ribs, saw Da Engong come in angrily, hold the knife and go out angrily. He hurriedly closed the kitchen door, for fear of being hurt by the fish in the pond.

Long Er, who was so selfless in the kiss that he forgot to lock the door, wished he could kick himself with his hind paw, he quickly let go of Ji Xiaoxiao, turned back into a little gray dragon, and jumped left and right under Ji Baba's kitchen knife, "Father-in-law, you Listen to my explanation! I'm here to treat Xiaoxiao's teeth!"

"I'll kill your ancestors! Stop for me and see if I don't chop you into minced meat!!"

"Father-in-law, I've been wronged! I've been groggy all afternoon, and now I come to treat my wife's teeth as soon as I wake up, you can't be unreasonable!"

"I said your grandma has a leg! Don't run, don't run!"

Like an angry big black bear, Ji Baba caught Long Er who was running around in the bedroom with a kitchen knife and chopped it up. After a long time of effort, he didn't even cut off the hair on Long Er's tail. Instead, he stuck out his tongue out of exhaustion. "You, you, are so mad at me that you dare to molest my son!"

Taking advantage of Ji Baba's time to catch his breath, Long Er saw the opportunity and slipped out of the bedroom, leaving the furious father and his bewildered son staring at each other alone.

Ji Baba ruthlessly poked his son's head, "Stupid you! He bullies you and you don't know how to call him dad!? Damn dragon, don't let me see him again, and I'll give him the money if I see him again!" Cut it off! I'm so mad!"

Ji Xiaoxiao looked at her father who was so angry that his face was deformed, touched his mouth, and suddenly tilted his head and said, "Huahua, his mouth is so soft..."

coax!

Ji Baba received a very severe blow, and when he let go, the kitchen knife fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

The next second, Ji Baba hugged his feet and screamed like killing a pig. He was wearing summer sandals, and the tip of the kitchen knife just fell on his thumb. Although the skin was not broken or bleeding, it was so painful that it exploded. After a while, the thumb swelled to twice its size.

Ji Xiaoxiao was terrified, and after helping her father to sit on the bed, she ran into the yard without even thinking about putting on her shoes, and shouted, "Bad uncle!"

A huge black phoenix swooped down from the sky nowhere, landed in front of Ji Xiaoxiao, and turned into a familiar bad uncle. Ji Xiaoxiao had seen the original shape of a bad uncle before, and now he didn't feel it. Terrified, she rushed up and said tearfully, "Brother Huahua was hit by a knife, and the swelling is so big!" Ji Xiaoxiao separated her arms and made a gesture that was bigger than a basket. Feng Zhenxin tensed and rushed into the room Seeing Ji Baba hugging his feet pitifully and screaming in pain, Feng Zhen carefully sat beside him, wrapped Ji Baba in his arms, stretched out his long arms, and supported Ji Baba Bai Shengsheng looked and looked at his little feet, only to see that the undernail of his big toe was black and purple, and it was swollen like a small bulging sandbag.

These two unlucky babies are about to have accidents of one kind or another if they don't see them for a while!