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He grabbed the wine gourd on his waist and took a long sip, his stomach swollen.A group of people who didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd were waiting in full force, when they saw him suddenly spray out a sip of wine, turning around, the wine sprayed out in the shape of a fan, and hit the surrounding ships, making a thumping sound .

Xue Buji wondered, this wine is a liquid, even if a fat monk has amazing internal strength, he would not make a plop sound like a stone hitting a boat when he spit out the wine.He took a closer look, only to realize that what the fat monk was spitting out was not a jet of water, but ice!

The hull was punched with small holes, and then the holes began to crack, and the cracks gradually spread like a spider web. It seemed that the water would enter the boat soon.

A man on a boat shouted: "Swim a long whale with a belly of a thousand bells!"

The fat monk smiled and said, "You have some knowledge!"

At this moment, the thin scholar chanted: "Lanxi peach blossom rain in March, carp come to the beach in the middle of the night!"

When he stamped his foot, Xue Buji felt his whole body tremble, half of his body was numb, and Jiang Haixi even fell into his arms.

After a while, a person turned up in the river, his hands and feet were uncoordinated, thumping and causing big splashes.Xue Buji took a look and guessed that this person must be hiding at the bottom of the boat and preparing to dig the boat.

The person on the opposite boat shouted again: "Ji Boliang is full of poems and essays!"

The thin scholar laughed.

After this fight, the boat was broken, and the people were beaten back. The commander of Guangming City no longer wanted to fight, and made a gesture, and the eighteen boats sailed to the shore in unison.

The boat sailed for another day, Feng Xue Er ordered the boatman to dock, paid the boat fare, sent him away, took the two brothers and sisters into the riverside town, and bought clothes for them to change into.

Xue Buji asked suspiciously, but the fat monk only said that they are not good at water due to wind and snow, and they can't use it well when encountering enemy soldiers. , have scruples.

Xue Buji asked again: "Where are you taking us?"

The fat monk said: "Of course we are going to Snow Wind City, the master misses you very much. What? You don't want to go?!"

Xue Buji sighed softly, and explained: "No, I'm afraid of causing trouble to my uncle."

However, he has no other place to go right now. It is late April now, and Qingyuan outside Yunwai cannot enter. Uncle Bian is staying in Sanjiao Village for treatment. cause trouble.After much calculation, there is only one way to go north.

The fat monk laughed, and patted him on the shoulder: "You have been frowning for the past two days, so you are worried about this. Don't worry, the master is the best in the world, so there is nothing to worry about. Besides, there are only a few bugs here. It can be dismissed by me and the scholar."

Xue Buji glanced at him, not knowing whether to say that he was optimistic or underestimated.

Although the four of them had already disguised themselves, but a fat monk, an old scholar, and a little doll, the goal was really obvious.You Changjing found a straw hat to cover his head, carried a pannier on his back, and put the wine gourd in the pannier.He wanted to ask Ji Boliang to also change this scholarly and Confucian attire, but Ji Boliang refused to agree, and kept shouting: "Zi said...the etiquette cannot be discarded..."

You Changjing even scolded him for being a sour scholar, so he had no choice but to give up.

After leaving the town, the four of them galloped all the way. When it was dark, the four of them lit a fire in the forest. You Changjing cooked a pheasant and roasted it. He gave the wings and legs of the chicken to Xue Buji and his brothers, and they ate it by themselves. He took the chicken breast and threw a chicken neck and butt to Ji Boliang.

Ji Boliang knew that he blamed himself for not refusing to disguise, and he was not angry with him. He grabbed the chicken's neck with his left hand and the chicken's butt with his right hand, eating until his mouth was shiny.He ate happily, and began to recite poems: "Tonight, I know that the spring air is warm, and the sound of insects is newly piercing through the green window screen... I have an appointment to stay in the middle of the night, and I am free to knock on the chess pieces and drop the lanterns..."

He still felt dissatisfied with reciting poems, so he used the chicken neck in his left hand as a sword, and the chicken buttock in his right hand as a knife, and started a set of kung fu while reciting poems.Immediately, I saw the wind of palms flying, the shadows moved with the people, the wind blew up on the ground, the fallen leaves fluttered, the shadows danced more and more anxiously, the shadows of the trees trembled more and more, a set of kung fu hit the spot, and the fallen leaves wrapped around Ji Boliang's body, dancing and spinning.

You Changjing saw that he was getting excited and wanted to tease him, so he shouted: "Good! Good! Xiucai, you practice your kung fu, and I will read poems for you!"

Seeing that Ji Boliang really stopped singing poems, You Changjing said in a loud voice: "If you spend a lot of time at leisure, it's better to go home and sleep with your wife. Although there is no fun on the pillow, you don't need money to sleep till dawn!"

Ji Boliang played two tricks, and he had heard what he was saying, he couldn't help but blushed, and spit: "It's an insult to the gentleman! It's an insult to the gentleman!"

Xue Buji also blushed, covered his junior brother's ears with his hands, and whispered: "Don't listen."

You Changjing laughed loudly, and continued to speak loudly: "Xiucai, keep going! The color of the untie belt has been fought, and the heart of the tentacles is getting busier. Inside the skirt, there is a special fragrance of ecstasy."

Ji Boliang made him so angry that his beard trembled wildly, and shouted: "Sad husband! The world is declining, people's hearts are not old, wine, wealth and wealth are on the road, and singing and singing are sold out..."

He stopped suddenly, and You Changjing's eyes also changed, and he threw the chicken bone in his hand, only to hear an ouch, as if it was ten meters away.You Changjing shouted: "Where did the rats hide their heads and show their tails, get out!"

Xue Buji also trembled in his heart, he picked up his junior brother and drew out his long sword.

They saw two groups of people outside the forest approaching slowly, one team was wearing purple red shirts with crape myrtle flowers embroidered on them, the other team was wearing white silk shirts with piping edges, with dark patterns printed on them.

One of the men in the purple shirt covered his hands, and blood dripped from between his fingers.It seems that this is the unlucky ghost who was shot by the chicken bone.

The man in the purple red shirt was led by a middle-aged man with a short stature and a short mustache, clean and restrained.

The one who was shot by the chicken bone was a rather young, thin and tall man. He was wounded and had a bad look on his face. When he saw Xue Buji and his brother, he yelled: "You are little brother Xue! Come with us! "

Before the bearded man in the lead could speak, the leader in a white silk shirt shouted loudly: "Why do you tell them to go with you? What a big face!"

The leader of the team has a charming voice and is a woman.

Xue Buji was puzzled, it turned out that the two teams were not the same.They didn't have the logo of Guangming City on their clothes, so they didn't seem to be from Guangming City.But these two groups of people don't look like Tianjimen, and the head of You let them go, and sent people to chase them for no reason.

Xue Buji's heart trembled, and he suddenly remembered the person behind the scenes.That person could invite Wu Yiliu Yuan's head to kill Jiang and his wife, and later invite more than a dozen top masters to surround and kill Master, so it is not too difficult to send these two teams to chase and kill them.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, and he hugged his younger brother even tighter, with a serious expression on his face.

Before Xue Buji could speak, You Changjing smiled first: "Where are the two little dolls from? If you want to invite someone, why don't you ask me first!"

After he finished speaking, he shook a handful of chicken bones in his hand, everyone was shocked and backed away again and again, the scene was chaotic, and the sound of ouching in pain was endless.Ji Boliang also grabbed the chicken's neck and buttocks and rushed out, excitedly saying: "Okay! It's just in time! Let me try the newly created moves!"

He rushed into the crowd, threw the chicken neck and butt around, and kept chanting poems. Wherever these two "magic weapons" went, there was only a crackling sound, and dozens of people called him at once. The chicken butt smeared with oil.

The thin and tall man felt more humiliated than being hit by a chicken bone when he was touched by a chicken butt, and immediately shouted: "Brothers!"

Not to be outdone, the group of people in white silk shirts over there shouted: "Don't let them succeed first!" and also rushed forward.

Only the man with the short mustache looked down and sighed.Seeing that the second envoy Fengxue was already fighting with them and couldn't stop, so he walked towards Xue Buji alone, speaking quite politely: "Brother Xue..."

Before he finished speaking, You Changjing over there saw it and cursed: "You dare to sneak attack!" He jumped up, his palms fluttering, and the man with short beard was tired of parrying, and said in his mouth: "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"

You Changjing shouted: "What misunderstanding! Kill you first and then talk! If there is a misunderstanding, tell Grandpa Hades!"

Xue Buji's heart moved, and he suddenly remembered that Mr. Qiu had invited him to visit the Ziwei Manor. When he saw the crape myrtle flowers embroidered on the clothes of the man in the purple red shirt, he asked, "What is your relationship with Mr. Qiu?!"

The man with the short mustache was already sweating profusely, and he was struggling left and right. Hearing this, he said happily: "Hey! Finally, there is a sensible one! Brother Xue, Mr. Qiu is the master of my family..."

At this moment, You Changjing had already slapped him, he heard the two of them answering each other, but he just spit out the palm wind and couldn't hold back the momentum.

Seeing that the situation was critical, Jiang Haixi pushed a white silk shirt beside him with a pair of small hands.Once this person fell, he was on top of another person. These people were fighting, and they were all crowded in this square inch. At this time, one person fell, and the rest were one on top of the other. In an instant, a large area fell, and the last person ouch With a sound, it fell on You Changjing's body, and his palm slapped the ground, shaking the ground.

The man with the short mustache wiped his sweat, feeling concerned, straightened his clothes and came over to salute Xue Buji: "Brother Xue, it's my fault that we didn't speak clearly. Our master is Mr. Qiu Hengjiang Qiu, and I would like to invite you to Ziweizhuang Sit down. Right now he is staying in a town more than ten miles away, and the villain has been ordered to come and invite you."

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①②All come from Jin Ping Mei. The poems and lines used in this chapter are not written by the author, so please note.