Little Fairy [Interstellar]

Jinchu wrote at the end: "Then the big white bird was beaten badly." I didn't describe the tragedy in detail. The number of words made him tired. In short, he was pressed and beaten. up.

After reading this story, Ye Ruisheng didn't know whether to sympathize with the peacock or the white bird.

He found that in Jinchu's story, the two birds were almost like people, but thinking about the cat, he was a little relieved.Maybe all the creatures on that planet are like this?

"And then?" he asked.

Jinchu continued to write and replied: "The big white bird regretted it very much when it woke up, and apologized with its bald head, but the big peacock refused to pay attention to it. The big white bird has a very good friend who is a big woodpecker. Because I have seen a lot of doctors for Dashu, I have rich experience, and I can be regarded as half a doctor, so I helped Dabaiiao find the cause, and found that the problem should be eating the wrong grass."

As Jinchu recalled it, he got excited again and continued to write on the screen with his head down.

The big white bird was very happy, and told the big peacock that it was talking nonsense because it ate the wrong grass, but the big peacock still ignored it.The big white bird's bird relationship is still very good. I mobilized many birds and other animals to help him intercede. Those little friends are also very interesting. In order to help the little friends, they don't hesitate to try their best, so they collectively eat that grass. Let the big peacock See the effect, and then...

Hey, the picture is just messed up. First, I said all the things I usually hold back in my heart. For example, I stole the fat worm that you were so precious for so long and I was the one who fell into the water that time. I kicked it for you, my wife, I think you are too fat, should you lose weight, etc. After one by one blows up, it immediately becomes a variety of mutual revelations, and then it escalates to a fight, one by one. It's up to you.

Of course, there are also gentler ones, those who admit their mistakes and apologize to each other, and those who complain to each other. Not to mention, there are even several successful couples holding hands!

Anyway, the scene was extremely chaotic, the big white bird, the big peacock, and the big woodpecker were all dumbfounded, they couldn't control the scene, and finally ran to find Jinchu, and Jinchu threw them into the river one by one to wash their brains, and then suppressed them down.

So everyone knows that it is not nonsense at all, but the grass that speaks the truth after eating.

Big White Bird is embarrassed.

But for the sake of making such a big fuss, the big peacock is not so tough anymore. I gave the big white bird a chance, saying that if it eats the grass and can praise it for its beautiful screen, then forgive it!

The big white bird ate happily. He was so confident that everyone believed in him.

Then he said: "You are so beautiful when you open your tail quack, you are much prettier than me quack, I really like watching quack, it's a pity that such a beautiful tail feathers don't open quack..."

The big peacock was embarrassed when he heard it, and everyone's eyes turned to ambiguous directions. The stupid bird changed his style of painting, "And if you don't open your tail, isn't it heavy to be dragged behind? Look at your tail, it's more Your body is still longer, don't you really feel heavy? Doesn't your butt hurt? You can't fly because the tail is too heavy and too long? And oh, the tail is so long, it stinks Won't it get stuck sometimes? Wouldn't it be inconvenient when doing shameful things? Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack..."

Big Peacock: "..."

All the drowned animals: "..."

Jinchu: "..."

The big white bird was beaten again that time, and it was even worse, but this time it was not the big peacock who did it, but a group of animals that failed because it made a fool of itself and fell into the water. call taxi.

In fact, Jinchu also really wanted to slap it twice, but it was so miserable that I slapped it myself for fear that it would really break it, so I didn't join in the fun.

However, if he knew that since then, the little green peacock, who would open his screen to admire himself and let others admire him from time to time, that is, the big peacock, would never open his screen or go out to play, then he would kill that peacock. It's not a pity for a stupid bird, okay?

Jinchu still loves to see the beautiful appearance of Xiaolulu when she opens her tail, especially when it shakes, it seems that there are countless lights shining on the tail feathers, it is really beautiful.

Alas, I feel sorry for Little Lulu.

He also talked to it, but it just didn't want to go out, and Jinchu is not very good at persuading birds, the confidant little brother, scratching his head, there is no way out.

Ye Ruisheng read this story and wanted to hold back his laughter, but he couldn't hold back and couldn't help but continue to ask: "What happened next?"

He found that not only Jinchu, but also the animals around him were very cute.

He was suddenly full of curiosity and affection for those birds and other animals that he had never met before.

"Isn't the big white bird bald? Later, it was beaten up and couldn't even climb up. Later, its injury healed and the feathers on its head grew back, but it pulled out all the feathers by itself. , grow a little bit longer, pull a little bit longer, always have a bald forehead, and run to apologize every day with this miserable appearance, but this time it is really useless."

It also came to ask Jinchu how to make the hair on its tail grow long.How can I do it?Don't say that he is a flower, not a bird, even if he is a bird, he can't make his feathers grow.The feathers on the big white bird's buttocks are naturally only that long, and if it is longer or shorter, it will really affect its flight.

The big white bird was very frustrated, and quacked at him: "Brother Huahua, why don't you stop me?"

Jinchu rolled his eyes to him: "Who knew you would say that, where's your brain?" Could it be that a bird that can fly loses its brain in order to reduce weight?

"I didn't know that I would say those, those questions, I just, I just thought about them quietly in my mind, just thinking about it, I'm really curious too!"

That stupid bird cried and quacked for a long time, and was finally kicked away by him. To this day, it still has a bald head, looking for ways to make its tail grow, and then regularly apologizes, and regularly gets rejected .

However, after this incident, there was an extra entertainment between the alien beasts on Xiaohuaxing. Sometimes there was a game of betting and the like, and whoever lost would eat a piece of that kind of grass. The beasts are also making a lot of fools, which reminds Jinchu of a saying in the inheritance memory, "the mentally handicapped are more happy".

After seeing it in my eyes, I gave the grass a name of "The truth is too scary".

While telling this story, Jinchu sighed several times, and was about to continue typing when a shadow fell beside him.

Jin Chu's heart tightened, and he slowly raised his head. The npc anatomy teacher was holding a very vivid and lifelike one. The skin was peeled off, the muscles were broken, and layers of structure were exposed. Even the bones of Bai Sensen were cut out in section. She simulated the legs, looked down at him, and grinned, showing eight shiny white teeth to him.

……

Under the attention of the whole class, I was invited out of the classroom for 5 minutes. This is also to make everyone pay attention to classroom discipline.

Jinchu's face is burning hot, the only luck is that today is still easy to see, no one knows him, and he will change his skin tomorrow, and he will be a good flower again.

Jinchu wanted to cry but continued to poke and poke on the optical brain: "I! I was! My teacher! I was arrested! I was caught! I was punished! I was punished! Crying..."

Ye Ruisheng on the other end coughed and rubbed his nose a little guilty. After all, he was the one who disturbed people's study, and it was the first time he did such a thing.

And he also remembered that he still had work to do.It's really strange, I am usually very serious, very focused on business, and seldom distracted by other things, how can I be addicted to listening to stories.

Just about to reply with a word of comfort and apology, Jinchu sent a bunch of words crackling: "In short, that grass is amazing, it seems to say what is in my heart, I don't know if it is useful to people, what is the use, you use Be careful, I don’t know about the others.” At the beginning, he brought this grass, that is, he carried it with him, after all, it was a souvenir, but he never thought it would come in handy.

"Okay, stop talking, I'm going to study hard in a while!" After writing this sentence, Jinchu turned off his optical brain and stood up straight.

Ye Ruisheng looked at this line of words, and imagined that the young man should be holding his fists with puffy face and staring eyes at this time, or whether he was serious and determined, but actually his heart was active in various ways.

Just thinking about it... so cute.

I kind of want to go over and see him right away.

He looked at the two words "Momo" just entered in the dialog box, and really wrote these two words without thinking. He sighed secretly, deleted them, and wrote: "Study hard, next time please You eat delicious food."

Compensation for the loss of being fined.

Afterwards, he also closed the dialog box, with a serious expression on his face, and contacted the governor's mansion to ask someone to deliver the things.

The first district and the ninth district are in the same time zone, not too far apart, and the aircraft flew there very quickly.

They came with that "truth is too scary", and Ye Ruisheng's current personal medical officer, Nuo'an.

"Dear Lieutenant General, I heard that you are going to use that kind of magical grass, so I came here with you. You won't drive me away, will you?"

After Ye Ruisheng got the things from Jinchu, he didn't just put them on the shelf. He picked out some things that he thought could be known and gave them to Nuo'an to study.

Ye Ruisheng asked: "Didn't you find out something?"

"How many days has it been? Lieutenant General, you need to give your subordinates more time to do business, and I'm researching the kind of grass that can promote wound healing. I haven't had time to touch this strange grass this time."

"Come on, just come, you should be needed later."

The "Truth is Terrible Grass" was placed in a box that was isolated from rays and odors. There were three plants in total. They looked tawny and a little dry, just like wild vegetables dug from the ground and dried in the sun.

But Ye Ruisheng didn't dare to underestimate the three grasses. In the story Jinchu told, those animals chewed whole plants, but Jinchuye said that although the animals were not as big as that cat, they were still one-fifth to three One-third as big.

That's big enough too.

To be on the safe side, he only cut off the leaves the size of a fingernail, put them into the water and soaked them for a while, until they turned a light brown color, and then went to the room where the small and medium-sized leader of the captives was locked up, and drove away the others. , Not talking nonsense, I poured the water and the small piece of grass down.

Then he and Nuoan sat and waited.

"Hmm, what did you give me to drink? No matter what it is, it's useless." The man sneered at first, but soon his expression changed, and he looked a little dazed, and then he said, "Oh, I'm so tired. I’m hungry, I’m starving to death! That Huang Dahe said that if you don’t succeed, you’ll be benevolent, but he left us and ran away! Damn it! It’s in vain that I believed in him so much, and called him big brother for so many years!”

Huang Dahe was the Cunban who escaped, and by coincidence, this person here was Huang Dahe's confidant, and the only one among the prisoners who knew the real inside story.

Ye Ruisheng and Nuoan looked at each other, the effect of this grass was too fast and obvious.

Ye Ruisheng didn't waste any time and started the interrogation.The process is not smooth, the other party will answer whatever you ask, and talk a lot without interrupting or guiding him, he can talk to you all day and night, and it is really from the heart, the truth, not to mention how sincere up.

But as he talked more and more, the expressions of the two listening people gradually changed, especially Ye Ruisheng who was sitting there, his right hand slowly tightened, and his eyes became bottomless.