I wouldn't fall in love with an old enemy

This time being taken by Zhong Mingzhi, Lin Lang learned how to use the elevator. When he was taken to the first floor, he was still secretly amazed in his heart: This thing is really no different from the space teleportation array, but the teleportation range is limited. Teleport to a fixed point in this building, and this teleportation array is called an elevator, and it uses electricity... How did he not discover that electricity is such a good thing before?

The two walked to the security office at the entrance of the community, but were stopped by the security guard on duty: "Didn't you just say that there is a suspicious person..."

Zhong Mingzhi laughed twice: "It's a misunderstanding. My cousin's classmate came to my house. I didn't ask clearly. I'm causing you trouble."

The big security guard complained: "The next time you find out that there is a misunderstanding, you should tell us in time. I waited for a long time below, and I almost planned to call other colleagues to go up and have a look."

After apologizing again, the big security guard waved his hand to let them go out, and then grunted: "This little girl is quite handsome, but she is a bit tall."

These words were heard by Lin Lang, he turned his head and asked Zhong Mingzhi: "Do I look like a girl?"

In fact, Lin Lang's delicate face is delicate, but it is by no means indistinguishable from male and female, and no one has ever misidentified his gender before.It's just that most boys in modern society have their hair cut short. Lin Lang's hair reaches his waist and is tied up with a rubber band with a bow. The security guard didn't see clearly, so he thought he was a girl.

Zhong Mingzhi shook his head: "Maybe your long hair is misleading."

Lin Lang touched his long hair back with his backhand: "I don't think the men here seem to have their hair tied?"

"Generally speaking, there are boys with long hair, but they are relatively rare."

Lin Lang didn't hesitate: "Then I'll cut my hair short too."

"..."

Zhong Mingzhi is not a fan of long hair, but looking at this beautiful and smooth hair, which is comparable to the shampoo commercial models on TV, I still feel a little pity.

It must feel good to the touch, Zhong Mingzhi thought.But he just thought about it, after all, the relationship between the two is estranged, touching someone's hair abruptly will only make him look abnormal.

Said to take Lin Lang to eat delicious food, the two of them tossed and tossed for a long time, many shops at this point had already closed.Although there are a few supper shops in his place, Zhong Mingzhi looked at Lin Lang and thought that he was at most a high school brat who would prefer junk food, so he decided to take him to the M Ji near the community to fill in. Fill your belly.

If Lin Lang knew about this idea, he would be so angry that a dignified Demon Lord who had lived for hundreds of years would be treated like a brat.

Lin Lang was very curious along the way, but he didn't want to act like a bumpkin, so he forced himself to look around with a paralyzed face.

Whether it is buildings or other things, this place is square, like big boxes inserted in the soil.Even at night, the lights are brightly lit and neon lights are flashing, and pedestrians on the road do not need to carry lanterns.

Lin Lang had to sigh again, it was obviously a barren land without spiritual power, but the people here had their ingenuity, and used other methods to do many things that would take a lot of spiritual power in the cultivation world.

Soon we arrived at M Ji, there were not too many people in the store, Lin Lang followed Zhong Mingzhi without saying a word, feeling that many eyes were on him, but he was not timid, he would look at anyone who looked at him. No matter who, it would embarrass the people who were staring at him.

Zhong Mingzhi pointed to the light box menu hanging above and asked Lin Lang what he wanted to eat.Lin Lang stared at it for a long time, but couldn't quite understand it. His world also used Chinese characters, but they were still slightly different from the simplified characters in modern society. Even if he understood a word or two, he still couldn't understand what it meant.

He beckoned, signaling Zhong Mingzhi to lower his head and lean over, then leaned into his ear and whispered, "What are these? Roujiamo?"

He was afraid that he was ignorant, so he let the clerk listen and laugh at him.

Zhong Mingzhi: "..."

Naturally, the clerk didn't hear their whispers, and didn't have a chance to laugh at him, but Zhong Mingzhi, who wanted to laugh but tried not to laugh, had a strangely sullen face.

Lin Lang said again: "Then you can help me order anything, I don't know what to eat."

After all, he hasn't eaten for hundreds of years, and Lin Lang still can't recall what kind of food he liked to eat in the first ten years of his life, whether the taste was heavy or light.

So Zhong Mingzhi helped him order the most common spicy chicken drumstick set meal with the highest tolerance rate.

After ordering, he sat in the corner with the plate in his hand, and Zhong Mingzhi helped Lin Lang squeeze out the ketchup, and then inserted the drinking straw: "If you are thirsty, drink some Coke first."

Lin Lang took a few sips, and was about to say that the sugar water tasted good, so he hiccupped unpreparedly.The people next to him glanced over, and Lin Lang's ears turned red with embarrassment.

Lin Lang rolled his eyes at Zhong Mingzhi: "How come after drinking this sugar water, there is gas rising up, hurting me, hurting me... Are you deliberately looking at me to make a fool of myself?"

Zhong Mingzhi: "Hahahahahahaha."

Lin Lang ignored him, unwrapped the paper packaging of the Chicken Leg Burger, took a bite and threw it back on the dinner plate.

Zhong Mingzhi: "Not to your taste?"

Lin Lang's lips parted slightly, and he breathed out slightly: "Spicy."

Before eating this burger, Lin Lang really didn't know that he couldn't eat spicy food.Before bigu, he wandered for a living in a fishing village in the south. The locals don’t like spicy food. Most of the food he ate was small fish and shrimps begged from fishermen who went out to sea. They were boiled and there was no seasoning. It can be swallowed whole.After the older one was picked up by the master, he ate delicacies for a few days, but soon, with his extraordinary talent, he stepped into foundation building and gradually began to grow.

Zhong Mingzhi was going to get up: "You can't eat such a spicy food, right...then I'll buy you another one."

"No need," Lin Lang waved his hand, picked up the bun and continued to chew, "Although it's spicy, it's delicious."

"..."

"I haven't eaten such a delicious thing for hundreds of years." This is true, really hundreds of years.

So Lin Lang breathed out, drank soda, and gnawed hard on the spicy fort in his hand. After eating the whole thing, his lips became red and slightly swollen, and his eyes were filled with a thin layer of water fog.

It didn't look like he had just eaten a hamburger, but rather like he had just done something indescribable.

Zhong Mingzhi coughed lightly, strangled those dirty thoughts in the cradle, and acted like a caring big brother: "Are you full?"

Lin Lang nodded.

"Let's go then."

On the way back, Lin Lang kept thinking that going on like this was not an option. Although he would one day complete his mission and return to the realm of comprehension, it seemed that he would stay here for quite a long time.However, his understanding of this world is too limited. It would be too tiring to learn everything from scratch, and he didn't know how many jokes he would make during the period, so he felt embarrassed when he thought about it.

Lin Lang was worrying about what to do, when the system suddenly spoke weakly: [Actually, this system provides a quick start guide for modern society...]

After Lin Lang was stunned for a moment, his anger surged: "...Didn't you say it earlier?! Made me ugly all night!"

The voice of the system sounded a little aggrieved: [You didn't ask. 】

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, where is the getting started guide?"

[Recite 'Quick Start Guide to Modern Society' three times silently in your heart, and the content in the guide will automatically integrate into your mind. 】

Lin Lang was skeptical, hesitated as the system said, and silently read the name of the guide three times, and then really felt a lot of information pouring into his mind.

Seems like it's just a goddamn thing.

With modern common sense, Lin Lang recalled all the embarrassing things he did just now, and felt his face was a little hot.

He was still walking with Zhong Mingzhi on the way back to the community. Things that were very unfamiliar to him just now, now he can name them and know their specific uses, such as the big square sign on the side of the road. The picture of people is a billboard, and the small sign next to it is a bus stop sign.

In order to prevent any troubles in the future, Lin Lang, who has learned a lot, asked the system again: "Is there anything else you haven't told me? ... Or, what else can you provide me with convenience?"

The system seemed to be thinking about it, and answered after a while: [The host can get friendship points when getting along with the task target. In addition to allowing the host to return to the original world, the friendship points can also be exchanged for making some things. Hard to do. 】

"It's a mouthful, what do you mean, give me an example."

[Get rich overnight or something like that. 】

Lin Lang's eyes brightened instantly: "Then I hope to become the richest man in the world immediately!"

In the original world, Lin Lang was a very rich Demon Lord. He set up a special space in the Nine Flames Palace to store the gold and silver treasures he had searched everywhere for hundreds of years. Layers of restrictions, only he can enter that small vault.Whenever he is depressed or has nothing to do, he is happy to stay in the small treasury. As long as he looks at the money, he will feel full of heart.

Besides flying, the meaning of his life is money!

Originally, he was worried about becoming a poor man after coming to the modern society, but now it seems that he can turn himself around immediately. Lin Lang fantasizes about the beautiful life of driving a luxury car and living in a luxury house after making a fortune, and also thinks that if he has money , casually throwing a black card to Zhong Ming, still worrying about whether the friendship value will increase?

He was having fun with his brain, and the system poured cold water on it: [This is just the most extreme example, each requirement must be exchanged with the corresponding friendliness value according to the difficulty, for example, to become the richest man in the world, you need 9999999 friendliness points. exchange.And this golden finger can only be used three times. 】

Lin Lang didn't even bother to count the number of digits of the friendliness value mentioned by the system. Anyway, it was an impossible astronomical number. They got together for a whole night and felt that the atmosphere was quite harmonious. The friendliness value of 10 points has been increased, and the bullshit friendliness value has not increased at all since then.

"Then what if I want a pencil?" Lin Lang asked again, he wanted to test the lower limit of this golden finger.

The voice of the system actually sounded a little bit contemptuous: [I think you might as well let your old enemy take you to the stationery store to buy one. 】

Lin Lang: "..."