I hate what I think

Fighting and making noise along the way, finally arrived in Gusu.Wei Wuxian was eager to taste the rumored fine nectar and jade dew—the emperor laughed, but it was a pity that the business was urgent, so he had to go to Yunshen to report first.It's funny to say that Wei Wuxian saw an interesting person in Yunshen, who is as wise as a fool... Heh, he is talking about this person, Nie Huaisang, the young son of the Nie family of Qinghe. The two chatted very happily, and they became friends friend.

On the first day in Yunshen, Wei Wuxian finally understood what the word suffering in the world meant, hey!The food was bland, and there was even such a horrible thing as medicinal food. Wei Wuxian added three spoonfuls of hot sauce, but it couldn't cover the bitter taste!The rules are smelly and long, like the foot wraps of mortal women!These are all sufferings in the world!

Because he didn't eat much for dinner, now Wei Wuxian can only sit on the bed with his legs crossed and gnaw on snacks. Wei Wuxian suddenly remembered Jiang Yanli's words, "If you can go down the mountain, you can go to the town to eat... that's right! I What kind of snacks are you eating here, the emperor will laugh at me!" The dark guard watched Wei Wuxian run wildly all the way, and even used the rogue tactics of his childhood - over the wall, um... his master, his own, the dark guard did not Stop comforting yourself.

After a full meal in Caiyi Town, he also brought back two bottles of Tianzixiao to taste. Wei Wuxian walked on the path where Yunshen didn't know where he was, and laughed, and couldn't help humming the Yunmeng ditty.However, the wall where the clouds are unknown is really high, Wei Wuxian made a run-up, jumped on the wall, and just turned one leg in when he heard a voice, "Night returners are not allowed in at the end of the day, put your legs back." go."

Wei Wuxian followed the voice, and saw an extremely handsome boy with a serious expression. Under the moonlight, Wei Wuxian seemed to see the fairy in the storybook when he was a child coming out at that moment, and couldn't help staring at the boy and murmured He muttered, "Immortal...brother?" The young man frowned slightly when he heard this, and scolded, "You shameless person! What are you holding?" Wei Wuxian chuckled, raised a pot of emperor in his hand and laughed, "That... …Brother Immortal, don’t be angry! The Son of Heaven smiled and divided you into an altar, can you just pretend you didn’t see me?”

The young man's expression became even colder, "I don't know where alcohol is forbidden in Yunshen, and the crime will be increased." Wei Wuxian sighed dejectedly, "What's wrong with your family?" The young man frowned, "The list on the disciplinary stone is clear and detailed. Go and see for yourself." Wei Wuxian curled his lips and seemed to be very disgusted, "There are more than 3000 rules in your family, and they are not the same, who will go and see!"

After finishing speaking, Wei Wuxian opened a bottle of Tianzixiao's wine seal, and took a big swig, "Okay, okay, I won't go in, so standing here drinking is not a violation of the ban?" The young man seemed to be irritated by this move , drew out his sword and stabbed at Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian hurriedly threw the wine jar at the young man, pulled out his sword and started a casual move, not forgetting to joke, "Looking at the beauties this month, there is still a jug of good wine. What a pleasure!"

The young man didn't seem to have thought that Wei Wuxian could talk flirtatiously when he was making a move, and his face became even colder. "You have no shame!" Wei Wuxian dodged the sword stabbed by the young man, turned around and took the wine jar, and said with a light smile "Brother Immortal, can you change the word?" The young man laughed when he heard the words and knocked over the altar of heaven with his sword. Let's go first, Brother Immortal!" The young man behind him gripped the hilt of his sword tightly, and uttered the word "shameless!" for a long time

Back in the house, Wei Wuxian took out the playbook from under the pillow, leaned against the head of the bed and rummaged through it, and at the end, Wei Wuxian threw himself on the bed and covered the playbook on his face and sighed, "Why isn't she a woman! "

On the second day, Wei Wuxian walked listlessly on the way to the morning class, occasionally meeting his seniors and saying hello casually.I kept complaining in my heart that Yun Shen didn’t know how there was such a useless and tormenting thing like morning class. I was distracted, and suddenly someone put his hand on Wei Wuxian’s shoulder, “Brother Wei, you didn’t do it last night. sleep well?"

Wei Wuxian turned his head and saw that it was Nie Huaisang!Wei Wuxian slapped Nie Huaisang's hand away, and yawned, "Don't mention it! I came back from buying wine last night and saw a beautiful woman. I couldn't sleep after tossing and turning!" Met someone you like in town?"

Wei WuXian glanced at Nie HuaiSang, "I didn't say I was in the town!" Nie HuaiSang fanned the fan suspiciously, "Here, the men and women of the Lan family don't practice together! I didn't see a woman on duty last night. ...Lan Wangji!" Wei Wuxian became interested, pulled Nie Huaisang and said, "All in white, with a band on his forehead, with a straight face, and a sword behind his back, it looks like he's wearing sackcloth and filial piety.

Nie Huaisang swallowed, and bowed his head to Wei Wuxian, "Brother Wei is really a god! Even Lan Wangji can be a beauty..." Wei Wuxian smiled lightly, and patted Nie Huaisang's shoulder, "It's not a beauty ? That is a fairy-like figure, if he is a woman, I am afraid that I have already passed the letter to my sister, and three matchmakers and six hires will come to the door!"

After finishing speaking, Wei Wuxian looked at Nie Huaisang, but saw Nie Huaisang pointing behind Wei Wuxian with a terrified expression. Wei Wuxian turned his head and saw Lan Wangji standing behind him with a cold face. Wuxian brushed past him, "You have no shame!" Wei Wuxian bent over laughing and shouted behind Lan Wangji, "Lan Zhan, are you shy?" Lan Wangji paused when he heard the words , the pace became faster, leaving Wei WuXian laughing on Nie HuaiSang's shoulder.

Going around a leaky window wall, Wei WuXian saw Lan WangJi sitting upright in the Lan Room, his aura covering his whole body like frost, and he glanced at them coldly.Wei Wuxian is thick-skinned, he rushed to sit on the desk next to Lan Wangji, tilted his head and smiled at Lan Wangji, "Lan Zhan, you...are you shy?" Lan Wangji Turning his head away, he said coldly, "Boring." Wei WuXian touched his nose, and just when he was about to continue teasing Lan WangJi, Lan QiRen walked in.

【Lan Qiren is tall and thin, with a straight waist.Although he has a long black goatee, he is definitely not old; according to the tradition of Gusu Lan's generation of beautiful men, he is definitely not ugly.It's a pity that he has a pedantic and rigid air all over him, calling him an old man is not against harmony.He came in with a scroll in his hand, opened it and rolled it all over the floor, and started to talk about the Lan family's rules with this scroll. 】

Wei WuXian felt drowsy after hearing this, so he had to prop his head up with his hands to admire Lan WangJi's side face [Long eyelashes, extremely handsome and elegant. 】Pan An is really alive!Wei WuXian couldn't help sighing [Suddenly, Lan Qiren in front of him dropped the scroll and said with a sneer, "It's carved on the stone wall, no one will read it.

That's why I'll repeat them one by one to see if anyone else breaks the ban on the pretext of not knowing.In this case, some people are absent-minded.Well, I'll talk about something else. "Although this sentence made sense to everyone in this orchid room, Wei Wuxian had an intuition that it was a warning aimed at him. Sure enough, Lan Qiren said: "Wei Ying. "

Wei Wuxian said, "Yes."

"Let me ask you, ghosts and ghosts, are they the same thing?"

Wei Wuxian smiled, "No."

"Why not? How to tell the difference?"

"A demon is not transformed by a living creature; a demon is transformed by a living person; a ghost is transformed by a dead person; a monster is not transformed by a dead human."

"'Demon' and 'monster' are easily confused, give an example to distinguish?"

"It's easy to say." Wei Wuxian pointed to the lush green tree outside the orchid, and said: "The arm is like a living tree, tainted with the scent of books for a hundred years, cultivated to become a master, transformed into consciousness, and disturbs others. This is a 'demon'. If I I took a broad ax and cut it down halfway, leaving only a dead tree stump, and then cultivated it into a spirit, this is a 'monster'."

"What business did the ancestors of the Qinghe Nie clan do?"

"Butcher."

"The family emblem of the Jin family in Lanling is white peony, which grade of white peony is it?"

"Venus Snow Wave."

"What is the No. 1 sect that prospers the family but declines the sect in the realm of comprehension?"

"Qishan Wen's ancestor, Wen Mao."

He answered like a stream, and the rest of the audience felt their hearts fluctuate when they heard it. They hoped that he would not get into trouble at the same time, please keep answering, and don't let Lan Qiren have the opportunity to pick other people.However, Lan Qiren said: "As a Yunmeng Jiang clan's disciple, I should have been familiar with these things by heart, and there is nothing to be proud of if I get the answers right. Let me ask you again, there is an executioner today, with parents, wives and children, who beheaded more than a hundred people during his lifetime. He died in the marketplace, exposed his corpse for seven days, pent up resentment, and committed crimes. What should I do?"

This time, Wei WuXian didn't answer right away, the others only thought he was in trouble, and they were a little restless, Lan QiRen scolded: "Look at what he's doing, think about it too. Don't turn over the book!"

Everyone hurriedly took their hands away from the books they were about to search temporarily, and they also encountered difficulties: died in the market, exposed the corpse for seven days, a proper big ghost, a big murderous corpse, it is very difficult, this old blue man must not take a moment to answer by himself That's good.Seeing that Wei Wuxian didn't answer for a while, Lan Qiren said thoughtfully, "Wangji, tell him, how about it."

Lan Wangji didn't look at Wei Wuxian, nodded his head as a salute, and said in a low voice, "Cultivation is the first, suppression is the second, and extermination is the third. First, remember the feelings of his parents, wife and children, and fulfill his wish during his lifetime. Get rid of obsession; if it doesn’t work, suppress it; if the crime is extremely heinous, if the resentment persists, then cut the weeds and root them out and not allow them to survive. Taoism should follow this order carefully, and there must be no mistakes.”

Everyone heaved a sigh of relief, thanking heaven in their hearts, fortunately the old man ordered Lan Wangji, otherwise it would be their turn, and they would inevitably miss one or two or make a mistake in the order.Lan Qiren nodded in satisfaction, and said: "Every word is correct." After a pause, he continued: "Whether it is cultivation or human beings, you need to be so solid. Mountain spirits and ghosts, who are self-satisfied and arrogant if they have a false name, are stubborn and escape, and sooner or later they will bring shame on themselves."

Wei WuXian raised his eyebrows, glanced at Lan WangJi's side face, and thought, "So this old man came after me. He asked his good students to study together, so that I can look good."

He said: "I have doubts."

Lan Qiren said: "Speak."

Wei Wuxian said: "Although it is said that 'scaling' is the first priority, 'scaling' is often impossible. It is easy to say that 'according to one's wishes in life, and getting rid of obsessions', if this obsession is It’s easy to get a new dress, but if you want to kill people and avenge your family, what should you do?”

Lan Wangji said: "That's why we focus on saving and suppressing, and exterminate if necessary."

Wei Wuxian smiled slightly, and said, "Reckless." After a pause, Fang said, "It's not that I don't know the answer, I'm just thinking about the fourth path."

Lan Qiren said: "I've never heard of a fourth rule."

Wei WuXian said: "It is inevitable for this executioner to die and turn into a murderous corpse. Since he beheaded more than a hundred people during his lifetime, why not dig up the graves of these hundreds of people, arouse their grievances, form a hundred heads, and fight with the murderous corpse... ..."

Lan Wangji finally turned his head to look at him, but his brows were slightly frowned, and his expression was very cold.Lan Qiren's beard trembled, and he shouted: "I don't know how high the sky is!"

Everyone in the Lan Room was shocked, and Lan Qiren suddenly stood up: "Subduing demons and demons, exorcising ghosts and evils, the purpose is to save people! Not only do you not think about the way to save people, but you also want to arouse their resentment? You put the cart before the horse, disregarding human relationships! "

Wei Wuxian said: "There are some things that are useless to reduce, why not use them? Dayu also knew that blocking water is the worst policy, and sparse is the best policy. Suppression is blocking, isn't it the worst policy..." Lan Qiren threw a book over, He dodged and dodged without changing his face, and continued to talk nonsense: "Spiritual energy is also energy, and resentment is also energy. Spiritual energy is stored in the alchemy house, and it can be used by people. Why can't resentment be used by people?"

Lan Qiren flew over with another book, and said sharply: "Then let me ask you again! How do you ensure that these grievances will be used by you instead of harming others?"

Wei Wuxian said while hiding, "I haven't thought of it yet!"

Lan Qiren was furious: "If you think about it, the hundred families of the immortal sect will keep you. Get lost!"

Wei Wuxian couldn't wait for it, so he hurriedly left. 】

Wei Wuxian who "rolled" out of the orchid room [wandered east and west in the unknown place of Yunshen, playing flowers and grass for half a day, after everyone listened to the lesson, they finally found him on a high wall eaves.Wei Wuxian was sitting on the blue tiles on the wall, holding a bluegrass in his mouth, propping his cheek with his right hand, propping up one leg, and hanging the other leg, swinging slightly.The people below pointed at him and said, "Brother Wei! Admire me, he told you to get out, but you actually got out! Hahahaha..."

"He didn't understand for a while after you went out, his face was ashen!"

Wei Wuxian bit the grass, and shouted down below: "Answer all questions, get out of here, what does he want from me?"

Nie HuaiSang said: "Why does Old Man Lan seem to be very harsh on you, pointing at you and scolding you."] Wei WuXian scratched his head lightly, as if he was thinking, "Maybe he heard me say that he wants to marry his nephew?" Nie HuaiSang suddenly smiled He bowed his waist and gave Wei Wuxian a thumbs up, "Brother Wei is really a god, I admire you, this Lan Wangji is so cold, Brother Wei..."

【In the middle of his speech, he suddenly fell silent, coughed dryly, unfolded the folding fan and shrank aside.Wei WuXian knew something was wrong, and after a quick look, it turned out that Lan WangJi was standing under a lush ancient tree with the Bichen sword on his back, looking at him from a distance.He is like a jade tree, covered in mottled leaf shadows and sunlight, but his eyes are not very kind. When he stares at him, he feels like falling into an ice cave.Everyone knew that the volley had shouted a little louder just now, and they were afraid that the noise would attract him, so they consciously shut up.Wei Wuxian jumped down, went up to meet him and shouted, "Brother Wangji!"]

Lan Wangji turned around and left, Wei Wuxian hurried after him, and took out a bouquet of orchids from behind, "Orchids match a gentleman, Lan Zhan, here you are."

Lan Wangji looked at the bouquet of orchids, then at Wei Wuxian, passing by, "boring." Suddenly he paused, ""Shangyi Pian" three times." After speaking, Lan Wangji's white clothes fluttered Swaying under the tree, he disappeared.Wei Wuxian scratched his head in place, then looked at Nie Huaisang, "Copied "Shangyi Pian... three times?"

Nie Huaisang just remembered, put away his folding fan and put his hand on Wei Wuxian's shoulder, "Brother Wei, old man Lan told you to copy "Shangyi Chapter" from "Yazheng Collection" three times, so that you... um... Study the laws of nature and human relations well!" Wei Wuxian rolled his eyes, and slapped Nie Huaisang's hand away, "No copying! I'm not from the Lan family, and I'm not going to marry into his Lan family, so what kind of family rules are you copying?" Nie HuaiSang spread out his folding fan in front of him and laughed. Get up, "Didn't Brother Wei just say that he wanted to marry that Lan Wangji? Hahahahaha!" Wei Wuxian patted Nie Huaisang on the shoulder, "Brother Nie probably has a fever? He's seriously ill!"

Nie HuaiSang straightened up, leaned in front of Wei WuXian and coquettishly said, "Brother Wei, this "Yazheng Ji" can be handed over to my younger brother, but I have a small favor... I have to ask Brother Wei for help." Wei WuXian said: "If you don't have anything to do, you can either rape or steal. Tell me, what do you want from me?"

Nie Huaisang posted it next to Wei Wuxian's ear and whispered, "Little brother, this is my third year in Gusu. If the rating is not better than B this time, my elder brother will really break my leg! So...Brother Wei?" Wei Wu Xian chuckled, expressing his agreement to the matter.Nie Huaisang bowed his head and bowed, "Little brother, thank you brother Wei!" Wei Wuxian pulled Nie Huaisang and the two of them to hook their shoulders together, "What are we thankful for for our relationship?"