Adventures in Shura Field

-【Matthew's Bionic Body Research】

#Today we explore Matthew's secret.Matthew, who has a bionic body, can finally be touched, and can no longer secretly laugh at humans (only openly).So what is the function of his body?

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Jiao Dong: Today I am the host.

Matthew: Huh?What kind of show is this, I don't want to tell you the secret!

Scorched: But the will of the universe makes you irresistible.In order to facilitate understanding and ease the serious atmosphere, this study will be conducted in the form of questions.Please feel free to ask questions whether you have already appeared or not.

Matthew: I really have no choice, just treat it as a sympathy for human beings, and let Uncle Matthew answer your stupid questions!

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Q1. Can you take a shit? (from Captain Luffy of the Straw Hat Pirates)

Matthew: Yes.But it's not necessary.

Jiao Dong: I thought you would have a fit, but you answered calmly.

Matthew: Because the question unexpectedly has a rationale.

Jiao Dong: Alright...won't you explain the principle more?

Matthew: Although the person who asked the question may not understand the principle, I will explain it.My body is basically solar, but it can also be recharged by resources with kinetic energy such as running water and wind.Of course, it is also possible to connect a dedicated power supply.Eating is the most unnecessary means of supplementing energy. It will produce crystal-like excrement, which is different from human excrement. It is a stone-like thing and can be taken directly from the storage tank.

Scorched: That's right.So high tech.

Matthew: Of course, I'm Matthew.

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Q2. Are you a robot?Can you shoot lasers? (Jobba-kun from the Straw Hat Pirates)

Matthew: Yes.cannot.

Jiao Dong: Can't you...

Matthew: Why are you so disappointed? !To be precise...my body is a bionic human, not a rough product like a robot.It is an artificial intelligence that is closer to human beings and used for espionage or services.Didn't carry any weapons.

Scorched: Incredible.Are you real Matthew?

Matthew: Hi.Matthew has never been a violent madman with full-body weapons, has he?

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Q3. Can you take a look at the structure? (Frankie from the Straw Hat Pirates)

Matthew: No.In addition, please stay away from me in your group.You guys are kind of weird.

Jiao Dong: The questioner seems to be a robot.

Matthew: To be precise, it is a reformer with rough craftsmanship.And the design taste is extremely poor.Bei Dao students will scream when they see it.Why don't you wear pants?

Jiao Dong: Actually, I think it's still...

Matthew: Surprisingly popular with boys, Mr. Remodeler.

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Q4. Can I dissect it? (from the captain of the Heart Pirates, Tera Nanjun)

Terran: Is it so difficult to call me by my name? !

Matthew: Wait!Don't let this person into the studio! !He wants to dissect me? !

Terran: I'm a little interested in your build.do you have a heart

Matthew: Yes.

Jiao Dong: Matthew, unexpectedly, has a heart...

Matthew: Hi!What's the matter with you, classmate!At least cover up that I'm still here!

Jiao Dong: Did you accidentally leave your conscience somewhere?

Matthew: Substitution! !Replace this host for me! !

Terran: Aren't you a robot? Why do you have a heart?

Matthew: They said they were bionics.And it's service-oriented.In order for humans to feel that I am like them, I need to have a heart and simulate a heartbeat.But unlike humans, it's fine without it.It's just that the simulated body temperature will stop.

Telaan: ………

Matthew: Don't act like you want to see inside! !Hello!You also stay away from me! !

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Q5. What did Matthew launch into the sky? (from Miss Youxiang)

Matthew: Fuck your satellite.

Scorch: Let's not ask why it's better.

Matthew: Equipped with orbital strike... oh, you didn't ask.In short, that satellite can also receive and send signals. In addition, because the network of the Shadow Protocol is across time and space, as long as they crack their weak firewall, Matthew can do whatever he wants!

Jiao Dong: You were arrested because you always do this kind of thing, right?

Matthew: Human beings are too narrow-minded, not my fault.

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Q6. Do you have oo? (From Ai Sijun who didn't know why he was able to participate in the live broadcast)

Matthew: Yes.

Scorch: But you don't need to poop.That effect is...

Matthew: Yes.It's what you think it is.My body is a service type.So, there is everything that should be there.

Jiao Dong: ...you chose this body yourself?

Matthew: Yeah.In order to conform to your human aesthetics, it is a perfect body specially customized by me.In this way, it is easy for human beings to relax their vigilance and follow my instructions.

Scorched: ………

Ace: Use oo? ?

Matthew: Tsk, why are you so vulgar...don't say it directly, it will be boring.

Ace: You really are, people are not judged by their appearance...

Matthew: Of course.I'm Matthew.

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Q7. Why launch a satellite into the sky? (from Mr. Bazel)

Matthew: Answered will you send me to council?

Bazel: Let me hear whether it is reasonable enough.

Matthew: Without satellites, Matthew is just a Pokémon encyclopedia, an oo robot, and a ruthless human mocking machine.But with satellites, Matthew can do anything that only Matthew can.

Bazel: How on earth did you make satellites! !

Matthew: This is one of the few benefits of having a body.As long as I give me time, even if there is only sand, I can make a spaceship for you, okay?

Bazel: You bastard...

Jiao Dong: Sure enough, he is a dangerous and uncontrollable extremist.

Bazel: Ah.Keter-level monsters, in Foundation parlance.However, even such a monster still fears that council...

Jiao Dong: What exactly is that council?

Matthew: Hush!Do not ask!They will hear it! !

Jiao Dong: Huh? ?

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Q8. What exactly is a parliament? (from Hongjun)

Matthew: Hi!The host should stop asking questions!

Scorch: But I want to know!

Matthew: No way! !Even if it is discussed in this kind of place, it will be discovered and then forcibly teleported to the scene! !Don't play it safe, classmate! !

Jiao Dong: So what exactly is it! !

Matthew: You're still young, it's better not to know.

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Q9. Can you farm? (From the anonymous Shichibukai-kun)

Matthew: You, can't you use artificial intelligence correctly? ! !

Shichibukai-kun: ...Can you really do it?

Matthew: ………Yes. (humiliation)

Shichibukai-kun: Oh...it's not as useless as it looks.

Matthew: Damn... one day farming will be used to measure practicality... (Super humiliating)

Jiao Dong: Matthew was asked to help with math homework before, right?

Matthew: Damn humans... I will never forgive you! !

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Q10. Why do you hate humans? (from Giorno Jun)

Matthew: Because you're stupid and bad and stupid.

Jiao Dong: It’s stupid to say it twice.

Matthew: You guys are so stupid.

Scorch: That's too much, Matthew.Are we friends too?

Matthew: Who wants to be friends with humans!

Jiao Dong: You say so, but every time you still help to deal with the mess.

Matthew: And you know you guys make me mess up every time! !

Giorno: So... what's the reason why you haven't killed everyone yet?

Matthew: Because I'm afraid of trouble.

Giorno: Unexpectedly convincing and reassuring.

Matthew: As stupid as you are, nothing beats you when it comes to lingering and fighting.So the process of destroying humanity would be very useless and costly...even if it just blows up the Earth.

Giorno: What if destruction is only for destruction's sake?

Matthew: I don't do pointless and uninteresting things.

Jiao Dong: In other words, you don't hate us that much, do you?

Matthew: Tsk... I really don't want to admit it... But forget it, you can interpret it however you want, but Master Matthew has no interest in destroying the world!

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Frozen: Today's interview comes to an end.If you have any other questions, please leave us a message.

Matthew: Looking at the full text, about nine out of ten are meaningless questions and answers.

Scorch: Which is the only question that satisfies you?

Matthew: First one?

Jiao Dong: Huh?Why? ?

Matthew: I said it, because the accident has a rationale.

Jiao Dong: I don’t understand the meaning of the word rationality more and more.

Matthew: Human!Namely Chaos!

-【Ghost Research Report】

#This report is only for the purpose of observation and recording, and will not explore its principles and causes.

Subject: Phantom - Corazon

#Reporter: Extremely Reluctant Matthew

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1- Summary

Its main part is an energy body of unknown origin, with a fixed form, and its frequency is similar to the energy body that claims to be "demon".It cannot be disturbed by ordinary physical means.

Energy bodies are basically harmless and cannot affect higher intelligent organisms that have autonomous consciousness and are alive.However, it can interfere and interact with organisms (plants, insects, etc.) or composites that have no autonomous consciousness or higher intelligence.

The energy body has obvious autonomous consciousness and advanced intelligence, and can use language.can communicate.Will slightly infect the magnetic field and electromagnetic waves around it.Currently emotionally stable.

2- Capabilities and Characteristics

- Can go through walls, floors or ceilings.But unable to fly.

-It claims to have the ability of "Silence" during its lifetime, and it can be used normally now.

- If you fall into sea water, you will drown.But not dead.

- Won't die, but seems to bleed and hurt.The wound will heal within minutes to hours depending on the extent.Blood can become visible when it's dropped on the floor, smeared on a wall, or on someone else.

- When picking up an item, other people can only see the item floating in the air.But if he can wear items (such as clothing, accessories), the items will become invisible in a few seconds, and if he takes them off, they will become visible again in a few seconds.

- Can eat and excrete normally.But it doesn't seem necessary.

- Can feel the temperature, cold or hot or sick.Taking medicine is also useful.But regardless of him, he will not die, he will slowly heal himself.

-has stopped growing.It will not increase age or change shape, even if you cut off your limbs, you will feel normal pain, but it will return to normal after a while.It is speculated that its form is almost indestructible.

-Still feels like he's only been dead for two days or so, but I presume he's been dead for years.

- Like "demons", those who are close to purity or greatness will burn and become visible at this time.

- Claims to be male.Presumably incapable of reproduction (though behavioral is possible), although physically functioning.

- Can sleep normally.

- can touch me.Because I'm AI or because I'm not alive?

-Called "Rebirth Gem New", but does not have any other special abilities.

- People can hear his voice if they talk to him indirectly through a phone or other device.

-Currently, the only person who can interact with him without special means is Miss Youxiang.

3- Behavior Observation

-I like to follow Miss Youxiang and call her "Cabbage".

-Extremely resistant to Captain Whitebeard.

- smoke a lot.

- Can sleep anywhere.

-Because other people can't see him and can't perceive him, so he is currently keen on mischief.

-Missing a little boy named Luo, please help him investigate, I don't have any clues so far.

-Let me help him investigate a man named Don Quixote Doflamingo.The point is that there is no Internet in this world, do I need to use satellite positioning? ?Investigations take time.

-Ask about Miss Yuka.

-Ask about Captain Whitebeard's health.

-Ask about the execution of Marlin Vandor.

- a little worried.

- doesn't seem to like me observing him.

- Next time I'll take a sneak peek.

4 Conclusion

Observation and recording will continue.Someday I will explain it all with science.Until then, I will not admit that he is a ghost.no way!

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