[Comprehensive] Monthly X Ghoul X Slam Dunk

"Hahahaha, you're welcome, you are Chiyo's younger sister, that is, my younger sister."

She hugged me proudly and slapped me on the back. I tried hard to suppress the urge to vomit blood, and forced a smile from the corner of my mouth.

"Seo, why haven't you left yet? What are you doing at the door?" It was the teacher's voice.

"Oh, I'm chatting with Chizuru."

Jieyue turned her head and said loudly into the office, no one except her would dare to talk to the teacher like that.

"Sakura? Just come in, I have something to tell you." This time the voice was our homeroom teacher.

Come, come.The teacher's lecture.

I shook subconsciously, raised my legs and wanted to run back, but my back encountered resistance, and sister Jieyue pushed me in without giving me a moment of hesitation.

"Haha, then Qianhe, you should talk to the teacher about the business first, and I won't bother you."

Putting the index finger and middle finger together on the head for comparison, Jieyue smiled handsomely, leaving me with a handsome back.

T^T...I'm sure, I'm really not sister Yuyue-senpai's real sister.

What else can I do now, I can only bite the bullet and walk to the head teacher's desk.

"Old, teacher, that homework book..." I lowered my head and stared at my toes, my voice was comparable to the urn of a mosquito.

"Oh, that's what Seo said just now." The teacher's voice was very calm.

"Huh? Yuzuki-senpai?" I raised my head in surprise.

The teacher was also a little surprised now, "Didn't she knock over your notebook?" She pointed to a stack of homework books at the corner of the table, "Just now Seo came to apologize, and the homework books were also brought here, although they are dirty A few books, but it’s good to explain it clearly to the students.”

"Yes, yes, yes." I nodded again and again, "I will tell those classmates about the situation."

Yuzuki-senpai, you are such a good person!My dear sister, no, dear senior sister!

"Looking at your expression just now, I thought we made a mistake." The teacher said jokingly.

"Because I didn't react for a while, I thought I was going to be scolded." Seeing that the teacher showed no signs of anger, I finally felt relieved.

"Am I a tigress? Why would I scold the students for such a trivial matter?" She pretended to be angry.

"No, no, the teacher is super nice, just like our friend!" I flattered hard.

"Okay, stop talking." The teacher pulled out a class list, "I don't have anything else to do, it's about time to choose a class committee, you can help me take care of this for a while."

"Put it on me." I stood up straight and said.

"Well, you go back."

After receiving the pardon, I was about to turn around when I heard a loud cry: "Little Qianhe!"

Oh leak!No!

What happened next was like a movie playback in my eyes, frame by frame, slowly but extremely clearly, I could clearly see every change in Mikoshiba's face, the frequency of his lips moving.

"Little Qianhe, I accidentally fell asleep," he glanced at the teacher and immediately changed his words, "I fainted!"

It's too blunt, don't say it!

I blinked desperately at Miko Chai, indicating that it was done, we just need to leave quietly.

But obviously he would have completely misunderstood it, and stood in front of me in a righteous posture to block between me and the head teacher.

"I was knocked unconscious by Seo and the teacher who caught her, and my homework was also trampled by those teachers. It has nothing to do with Xiao Qianhe. She just ignored my homework in order to protect me and prevent my handsome face from being hurt. Ben dropped them on the ground."

You are enough, stop talking!

I tugged at the hem of my clothes behind Miko Chai's back, pinched his back, he was indifferent, and even turned around and gave me a comforting smile.

"I know that you want to punish poor little Qianhe and inhumanely torture her who is powerless to resist, but I, as a perfect man, will not allow you to do this!" Miko Chai said after he thought he was handsome I don’t forget to add the sentence “The same goes for the girls who are obsessed with me”.

God, take away this guy who specializes in cheating teammates.

I couldn't see the teacher's expression through Mizi Chai, but I could really feel her blackness.

"Punishment? Inhumane? Destruction? Sakura-san, so you always tell your friends like this—"

As the teacher raised the ending sound, my heart trembled.

... Teacher, listen to my explanation!

Putting on a mask and gloves, I picked up the washing utensils and sighed faintly as I stood in front of the toilet door.

Cleaning the toilets of the whole school, this is the end of the angry teacher.With my blood and tears, I made a lesson for the future bear children.

However, before I could finish my sigh, I was shocked by the person in front of me and gasped.

Black mask, black sunglasses, black woolen hat, black overcoat... If it wasn't for a strand of red hair protruding from under the hat, I would have thought some wretched pervert had broken into the school.

Taking a closer look, it was Miko Chai who was covering his face with his hands, squatting in vain behind the bucket in an attempt to hide himself.

"...Senior, what are you doing?"

"Shh!"

Yu Zichai beckoned me to squat down with him, although I thought it was a deception, but I did as I saw his anxious expression.

"Little Qianhe, I sacrificed too much for you this time." Miko Chai buried himself on my shoulder and began to cry.

"Senior, first of all you are not for me but necessary, and secondly I am the one who is implicated!" I pushed his head away.

"Let's clean up quickly, it's not good to be seen by my fans. After all, I'm also an academy idol." Miko Chai took out a small mirror to check that he was wrapped tightly, "If the girls' illusions are shattered, I am a sinner through the ages."

The diversion was terrible, and you've already disillusioned me.Complaining in my heart, I also think it is better to hurry up and finish the work.

As soon as I got up, I saw a few tall boys coming up from the stairs from the corner of my eye. Among them, the red-haired Sakuragi-kun was just a highlight in my eyes. circle it.

It was too late and then soon, I rolled on a donkey and rolled behind Yu Zichai, curled up into a ball, lifted his coat to cover my body, and said to myself, "You can't see me, you can't see me."

In less than ten seconds, I heard Sakuragi's unique loud voice saying: "There is an unknown object, is it deliberately sent by Lingnan to scare this genius? Then they made a mistake, how could this genius be scared , but the plan to break through from me as an ace is commendable."

Followed by Wakamatsu's voice, "Probably not, I think it looks like two people? Maybe they are playing some kind of game."

"The door of the toilet?" Someone said in surprise, "It's really serious, is this kind of game popular among the lower grades now?"

"Boring." This indifferent tone is undoubtedly Rukawa's paralyzed face.

Listening to their conversation, my mood was up and down, and I was worried that Miko Chai would expose us. Fortunately, he was also afraid of being discovered, so he held his head and remained silent.

The conversation gradually faded away with the sound of footsteps until they could no longer be heard. After confirming that they had gone far away, I crawled out from under Mikoshiba's clothes and exhaled heavily.

This time, he finally saved face in front of Sakuragi-kun.

"Ahahaha, I guess they are playing a game!"

What's up with this curly-haired little guy who popped out of nowhere!

"Hahaha, this genius is really too smart to take advantage of other people's relaxation of vigilance and then kill the carbine!"

"--!!!!" Sakuragi-kun, why did you come out of the corner!

Are you elementary school students? Do you want to be so curious!He also knows how to play tricks!

"Yeah, we're playing a game, don't bother us." I followed their words and lowered my voice deliberately.

The two, whose curiosity was satisfied, finally left for real.

Fortunately, I wear a mask on my face. It is really important to keep the last line of defense for myself.

Two strangely dressed people squatting furtively at the door of the toilet. I can't even imagine this kind of picture. I just hope that no passing acquaintances will find out.

"Little Yuyu, what are you doing?"

You can come here if you don’t want to!

Mikoshiba and I looked up together, and saw Nozaki-kun and his sister looking at us in confusion, behind them were Kaneki and Hideyoshi who were walking slowly.

What, what should I do, I can't say anything about being fined for cleaning the toilet.

Compared to my entanglement, Mizushiba has already reacted quickly: "I am not Mikoshiba, please don't make wild guesses! I was definitely not asked by the teacher to clean the toilets of the whole school!"

... The speed and strength of this selling teammate are definitely professional, and ordinary people cannot imitate it.

Sure enough, the confusion on my sister's face dissipated and was replaced by a look of sudden realization, "Little Yuyu, you need to clean the toilet."

"What, how do you know it's mine!" Mikoshiba pulled off the mask in surprise and immediately put it back on, looking around cautiously, "I'm not Mikoshiba."

Senior, do you know that there is a word called "to cover up"?

Now that I was discovered, I could only helplessly explain the cause and effect to them.

My sister patted me on the shoulder sympathetically, and Nozaki-kun nodded with his chin in his hand to express his interest.

"Don't draw such embarrassing things in the manga. It's not romantic to have such a plot in shojo manga, no one will read it." After repeated blows, my requirements are now so low that I only want no chain events.

"You can't say that." Nozaki-kun raised his index finger and shook, "It's very common to be punished to work together with an ambiguous partner, and the unexpected relationship escalates."

"Hey?! Isn't it!" My sister asked nervously, "Is Qianhe going to have feelings for Xiao Yuyu?"

He thought for a while and said, "Generally speaking, if some emergencies require more physical contact, it is best for the hero to save the beauty."

"We're not having an affair!" I turned to sister Chiyo, "Sister, wake up, it's impossible for me and Mikoshiba-senpai, don't put us in the plot of the manga!"

But instead of being relieved after listening to my words, my sister seemed to have fallen deeper into her own fantasy.

I just heard her muttering: "My younger sister has chased after a female teacher, and Xiao Yuyu is a super popular heroine... No, she told me that she has someone she likes... But..."

I don't know what she was thinking, but it must not be a good thing, because the next moment my hand was held by her.

"Qianhe, you are still young, you can take both men and women... it is not suitable for you!"

"Stop it, sister, you can't think about it like this anymore! What is that, men and women take it all, my image is super bad!"

To be honest, I am devastated that my closest relatives have misunderstood me so much.

"I thought of it," Nozaki-kun snapped his fingers suddenly, "In the toilet, Chizuru can step on [beep——] and slide, and then Xiao Yuyu hugs you at the nick of time, and his hand accidentally Put it on your chest, and then..."

"Enough! Nozaki-kun, you think too much!"

I murmured to my son Chai, "As one of the parties involved, you should come forward and clarify."

Mikoshiba blushed immediately when he met my gaze, "I, I didn't mean to touch your chest."

"...Senior, please don't get caught up in the script by Nozaki-kun."

The people around me have too much imagination, and I feel so tired.

The author has something to say: Ahahaha, I have been cheating teammates professionally for 30 years!