3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

Hangzhou in June is already unbearably hot.

The asphalt road has become a gray grill, as if it wants to slowly melt the "traffic traffic" on it and become one with it.

Tourists stopped to listen, in addition to the cool summer language coming from the heart of the West Lake, and the sizzling sound of oil on the Japanese-style iron plate during BBQ—that is when bare feet step on the hot gravel , an almost ripe warning.

When I came out to play in the sand on a hot day of 42 degrees, I was either sick or seriously ill.

Of course, there is another possibility-to relax after the exam.

"Traffic traffic is not a noun, right? Is it really okay for you to write your composition like this?" The fat man perfectly used his height and weight of 180 to create a human-shaped parasol, standing like a king kong behind Ye Ce who built the sandcastle.

The sandcastle has been piled up, raised high, and has begun to take shape.Ye Ce was writing on the ground while talking nonsense: "Mr. Lu Xun said that there are tens of thousands of Chinese idioms, and many people use them wrongly, so they can be used indiscriminately."

Lu Xun: No, I have not.

The fat man wanted to refute him sternly, but he saw his serious face, as if he was doing something great, so he swallowed his words and leaned his head to watch him write.

This word seems to have grown out of the soil, and each stroke is strong and powerful, revealing the full emotion of the owner.

【I'm so handsome X10】

Fatty: ... Damn mentally retarded.

[The person who scolded me is an idiot - the rebound is invalid]

Ye Ce quickly added a sentence.

Fatty's face was suddenly indescribable.Broken thoughts in my heart: Don't bother with engineering men with low EQ...don't argue with...MMP.

Even if he cares about it, he can't beat Ye Ce!Don't look at Ye Ce's dog-like appearance, when he goes crazy, the only four-character adjective left is "dog".

Intoxicated with the gravel, Ye Ce stood up and clapped his hands, sat on the rocks by the bank, and asked while putting on his shoes, "My friend, the watch is off. What time is it?"

The fat man looked down at the electronic watch on his wrist, "01:30. It's time for us to go to the examination room."

At this time, on June 6th, on the small artificial beach of West Lake, two figures walked leisurely and leisurely, one resembling "日" and the other resembling "日".

The same red banners hung on the willow trees along the coast they passed, saying: The college entrance examination is not the only way out.

boom -

A thunderbolt suddenly struck the sky.

The fat man staggered, clasped his palms together and recited Buddha's name, "There are no taboos, great auspiciousness. Bodhisattva is merciful. Amitabha..."

"Can't be provoked, can't be provoked. Slip away." Ye Ce covered his ears, put oil on the soles of his feet and ran away.However, before walking a hundred meters, the sky thundered one after another, the lightning was white and dazzling, and the sea of ​​clouds surged and rolled in layers.

In an instant, thick black clouds suppressed the entire city of Hangzhou with a mighty momentum.

The sky was still clear just now, but now it is about to rain.Ye Ce hastily turned around, ran to Fatty's side, and huddled under his umbrella as if nothing had happened.

"My friend, I don't have an umbrella! Support me."

The fat man glanced at him angrily, and met his smiling eyebrows, heartlessly, wishing someone could beat him to death.

At this time, a gust of wind whizzed by like a knife, and the magnificent beach castle collapsed in an instant, and the writing hidden on the back was also doomed, leaving only a bare commander with a broken arm and a broken leg—the word "stupid" written by the boy carelessly disappeared. In some strokes, there is an extra slender willow branch scraped from the tree, which turns into a bleak "kill" character.

"The wind is not coming at the right time." An old man fishing by the West Lake, pinching his fingers carefully, mused: "The wind blows the water of the West Lake, the sun rises and falls, and the hexagrams break. Discipline collapses.

Lei came from the west, shook up and down, and returned to his sister hexagram.There are robbers coming from the West.Tsk, unlucky! From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a pair of young and vigorous bowls and chopsticks coming quickly, and called out: "Little Ya'er, there is a bloody disaster!" "

The fat man stopped and saw that he was wearing a pair of sunglasses. He naturally regarded him as a blind fortune teller under the overpass, and he also naturally thought that these words were aimed at Ye Ce, who would make waves when there was no wind. He chattered endlessly: "I usually call You are low-key, low-key. You see, someone predicted that you will be beaten..."

The old man stretched out his hand: "Shut up, I'm talking about you."

"..."

The fat man angrily pulled Ye Ce away.

Ye Ce said: "Didn't you often go to the temple to pray to God and worship Buddha? Why don't you believe his words?"

Fatty: "I believe in Buddhism! You can tell by his appearance that he is from the Taoist sect. We are not from the same family!"

They rushed back to the examination room half an hour before the start of the examination.

By this time, the weather had become very bad.The black clouds were like thousands of troops, and the entire city of Hangzhou had to turn on the night lights in advance for lighting.The dense raindrops fell from the sky like a rainbow, hitting people's faces, as if they could sink into a hole.

When the fat man put away the oiled paper umbrella, he accidentally got a few drops of rain on it, and the back of his hand suddenly swelled up, red like a roasted pig's trotter, without pain or itchiness.

"This rain is poisonous." He muttered, and hurried upstairs.

The two of them discussed one article and one rationale, and went up and down in the examination room.

The invigilator who was in charge of checking at the door looked like a hearty fruit platter—the face of sunflower seeds, the figure of a watermelon, dressed in cucumber green, very healthy.Fortunately, it is not in the middle, otherwise the examinee can only squeeze in by cutting it into sugarcane.

The invigilator holds a white duck egg in his hand, which is an instrument for detecting signals.It can emit colorless rays, which penetrate the clothes and hit the skin.If you walk back and forth, it feels uncomfortable like a needle prick.Basically checking it once is enough.But because Ye Ce is a well-known little devil in ten miles and eight schools, the invigilator worriedly searched over and over again.

——It was as if Nanny Rong had stabbed him over and over again.

It is the summer of 2050.Although the time of the college entrance examination has not changed, the rules of the examination room have.When the examiner catches a cheater, he will give him a credit.

When the invigilator saw the list of examination rooms, he immediately asked around who were the "dangerous elements".After getting the news, Ye Ce became a stepping stone to help him climb up!

He didn't believe that Ye Ce went into battle lightly, but Yadan really didn't respond.I can only let him in unwillingly, and will focus on monitoring him later.

Ye Ce sat on the seat, leaned back, tilted up the chair, and swayed back and forth.Tilting his head slightly, he happened to meet the "Fruit Platter" staring intently.

He showed a friendly smile and said silently in spoken language: Hi, Liu Er. (dialect, fool)

"..."

The invigilator felt like his lungs were going to explode!

***

3:[-] p.m. Beijing time.

A formulaic voice came from the radio hanging beside the blackboard: The exam has officially begun.

The examinees lowered their heads full of formulas in unison, with solemn expressions on their faces, and their pens were like dragons and snakes.

Ye Ce also threw the eraser quite seriously.

The square white eraser removes the head and tail, and ABCD is written on the other four sides.Throw a letter and it's blacked out on the answer sheet.He was having a hard time throwing it away, and stretched out a fat black hand in the air, and on his ring finger was a golden ring that dazzled people's eyes.

He subconsciously closed his eyes, but in just one second, when he opened them again, the eraser in front of him disappeared—it was firmly held in the hands of the invigilator.

The invigilator patted his mustache triumphantly, and then stood beside Ye Ce, the soles of his shoes seemed to be rooted, sticking firmly to the ground and not going away.His eyes were like lightning, through Ye Ce's thin shoulders, he stared at his 0.5MM pen tip, wanting to see what flowers he could write.

After about half an hour, the rain outside only increased and became more violent.When the wind blew, the bean-like raindrops slanted eastward, knocking the doors and windows.

Ding-dong-

At this time, the radio rang, followed by a sweet voice: "Good afternoon, the third batch of players. "Time and Space Game: Natural Selection" will be officially open to students. Before that, we will have a game of survival of the fittest .

All the students who were exposed to the rain had 5 minutes to live.Only by killing a candidate who was not exposed to the rain can he survive.The countdown starts at 5 minutes. "

The projector suddenly turned on automatically, and an electronic clock appeared on the big screen in front of it, showing 05:00

"what?"

"A prank?"

The crowd suddenly whispered.

The college entrance examination accident is very serious. Maybe the person in charge of the school will be invited to drink tea.Ye Ce turned to look at the invigilator, but he had a normal expression and did not maintain the discipline of the examination room.This attitude was unbelievable, and Ye Ce subconsciously thought he knew something.

But before he had time to think about it, he heard a sharp soprano cry: Ah——

A female student sitting by the window saw her appearance through the transparent glass—the skin that could be broken by blows gradually relaxed, the nasolabial folds on her face deepened, and even her hair began to turn white from the root.In just one minute, the dark and bright blue hair seemed to be covered with a layer of snow.

"How can this happen! How can this happen!"

"I'm getting old!"

"Me too!!"

"It's true! Everything said on the radio is true!"

A pot exploded in the classroom, and there was a sudden commotion.All the students who were exposed to the rain became restless, and the grumpy ones had already left their seats to open the classroom door.

"Fuck, your mother! The door is locked!"

Only then did everyone realize that the proctor had quietly left, locked the door, and locked them inside.A few people opened the windows immediately, but the windows and doors seemed to be welded to death, no matter how they were pulled, they would not budge.

At this time, the countdown on the big screen was only 3 minutes left.

"what--"

"My hand! My hand!"

The little white hand of a female student has become a withered chicken paw.The fear of old age and death enveloped her like a dark cloud, which made her fearful. With red eyes, she scanned the classroom and asked in a rough voice, "Who! Who didn't get caught in the rain! Who is it!"

That's easy to tell.

The students whose hair has not turned gray and whose face has no wrinkles are those who have not been exposed to the rain.These people did not know when they reached a consensus, gathered together, blocked the tables and chairs in front of them, and looked at them warily.

It's like a game of hunt.The students who are exposed to the rain are the hunters, and those who are not exposed to the rain become the prey.Unfortunately, Ye Ce is a prey.In order to protect himself, he had to stay with his prey.His defensive weapon is a steel bar dismantled from the chair, about 20 centimeters in length.

And the enemies facing him, aroused by the fear of death, almost everyone held a stool and raised it high, as if to smash it.There was a female student who carried a platform weighing a hundred catties on her shoulders and stared at him covetously.

Ye Ce: "..."

He silently lowered his hand holding the steel rod.

At this time, an excited voice suddenly sounded to attract the hunter's attention.

"Don't touch her!"

In the corner of the classroom, a girl who was not exposed to the rain placed an order. Fortunately, a boy stood in front of her.

Ye Ce knew them.Xu Qinqin and Chen Gao, influential figures in No. [-] Middle School, model students, and campus lovers.I heard that we have met each other's parents, and this time we plan to go to the same university.

As for Chen Gao, who has gray hair, he is obviously a hunter.He firmly blocked Xu Qinqin's eyes, and reiterated again and again: "Don't touch her!" Seemingly aware of Ye Ce's gaze, he immediately diverted everyone's attention, pointed at Ye Ce, and shouted righteously: "That person He is a school bully in No. [-] Middle School, bullying the weak and doing all kinds of evil! You killed him to eliminate harm for the people! My girlfriend is very smart! She will think of a solution!"

It seemed that what he said made sense, and in order to reduce the guilt of killing Xu Qinqin, the people who originally planned to attack Xu Qinqin turned around and walked towards Ye Ce with fierce eyes.

Ye Ce: "..."

When did he bully the weak?Isn't it just beating up some stinky hooligans who molested young ladies?How come they do all kinds of evil? ? ?

Of course, no one would believe these words even if they were said.

Everyone in the examination room went crazy.

They stretched out their white fangs to the trembling prey, and pounced on it!

Ye Ce swung the steel stick, knocked one into the air, and kicked away a bunch.His eyes are more fierce than the hunter's, and the strength of his hands is not light.

The hunter was beaten so badly that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He wiped the blood from his face and felt a little scared. He shouted sternly, "Don't mess with him! Kill the others first!" Seeing that he was difficult to deal with, they turned to attack the rest of their prey.

At this time, there are only 2 minutes left.

Ye Ce clenched the steel rod tightly in his hand, angrily walked towards the corner, ready to settle accounts with Chen Gao.However, when he finally broke out of the encirclement and came to the corner, a slender figure fell down.

Xu Qinqin gave him a desperate look, then closed her eyes, with a tear of heartbreak running down the corner of her eyes.

Chen Gao vigorously poked the arteries in her neck with the tip of a sharp pen, and the ugly face had long been sprayed with blood beyond recognition.He nervously said to himself: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm the only child, I have only one son in the family, you go to die, you go to die..."

"Go to hell!!!" Ye Ce's eyes were scarlet, he roared violently, picked up a desk and threw it at Chen Gao's head, knocking him unconscious immediately.

"Scum!" He rushed up and kicked him several times in disbelief.Immediately afterward, she took off her school uniform, and tied the two sleeves around Xu Qinqin's neck.He didn't know if it could stop the bleeding, or if it was effective.After finishing, he ran to the classroom door immediately, hacked and kicked, and smashed the door abruptly.

He turned around and picked up Xu Qinqin, carried her on his back, and ran upstairs to the examination room at a speed of [-] meters.

Xu Qinqin said weakly: "Don't, leave me alone, run, run away..."

Ye Ce replied: "Miss sister, shut up and save your life. I'm going to find Fatty. I promise to take you out of this teaching building. Is that okay? I can't stand girls crying, so please don't cry." .”

The invigilator upstairs was not that bad.When the sudden change occurred, he opened the classroom door and contacted the person in charge.However, due to the influence of the signal jammer, the phone cannot be dialed.He went out to find someone and never came back.

And the classroom is already in chaos.Some escaped, some were chased, and the rest rested in peace.

When Ye Ce found Fatty's examination room, his hair was already full of youthful whites, reminding him that his life was at the last moment.Although his body was stained with blood, his hands were very clean.Ye Ce knew that he believed in Buddhism and was a devout Buddhist with a compassionate heart, so he couldn't commit murder and robbery.

The fat man stood on the podium. When he saw Ye Ce, he couldn't hold back tears and cried loudly, "Being a hero in life, and a ghost in death! Ye Ce, tell me about your love, don't marry Chunyang! Ten One pure yang and nine bases! I will marry her in my next life!"

As mentioned in the text, he soared to the sky with arrogance, revealing the madness of a young liberal arts student.

The countdown on the big screen goes to zero.

Fatty's heart was ashamed, and he closed his eyes.

Ten seconds later, Ye Ce walked over and patted his calf with the steel bar, "Come down."

The fat man shook his body, and asked tremblingly, "Is the bull's head and horse face seduced? Why does this sound so similar to my brother Ce?"

"puff--"

Xu Qinqin was in a daze due to excessive blood loss, and when she heard this, she smiled softly.

The fat man suddenly opened his eyes and shouted, "What's going on? Hasn't the countdown reached zero?"

The fat man's gray hair gradually returned to black.

Ye Ce said: "It may be a prank. You come down first."

Of course they all know it's not a prank.It's just that I can't figure it out, and I can't do anything.

At this time, the hunters went and returned.What they have to do is not to confess their crimes, but to silence - kill all prey and hunters who did not kill.

The three of Ye Ce happened to be their targets again.

They gradually approached with sullen expressions, and someone outside the corridor suddenly yelled, "Hail is falling." Not long after, the voice suddenly rose, the voice trembled, and there was deep panic, "Wind! There is a gust of wind!" The evil wind is blowing—”

Women's intuition has always been keen.Xu Qinqin, who was confused, cheered up and shouted: "Get down!"

The fat man was about to climb down from the podium, but when she yelled at him like that, his knees gave way and he fell face down to the ground.

But at this moment.

A mighty storm, like a madman's sword, cut across their heads swiftly and swiftly!

A few strands of upturned hair fell down and fluttered gently to the ground.

Suddenly!

The earth shook violently!

Between electric sparks and flints, a loud bang exploded in Ye Ce's ear!At the same time, several streaks of scalding liquid rained down on his handsome face unexpectedly.

He kept lying on his stomach, and slowly turned his neck to look.Those hunters were still standing upright, if ignoring the fact that they didn't have heads - all those who didn't get down had their heads chopped off by the evil wind, leaving a scar the size of a bowl with blood flowing.

"..."

It turned out to be waiting for them here!

Regardless of whether he kills or not, he will be killed by Yaofeng in the end!

The torrential rain quickly washed away the blood on Ye Ce's body and mixed it with the muddy water on the ground.He raised his neck and looked straight up—the cloud-covered sky.

The classroom roof is gone.

Ye Ce didn't dare to make a movie like this.When he went out today, he obviously read the almanac, and it said that everything is going well!What is going on now?

Fortunately, he is used to being heartless. After being surprised for a while, he calms down and can think independently and act flexibly.

"Fatty, let's go!" Ye Ce carried the unconscious Xu Qinqin on his back, pulled the fat man, and then ran wildly, until he stopped in the middle of the playground.He saw an acquaintance—the proctor who escaped and locked them in the classroom.

At this time, he still maintains a standing posture, like a watermelon cut from the middle, half of his body revealing a barrel-sized red flesh.

The fat man exercised violently all of a sudden, he couldn't breathe, and said intermittently: "The man who cuts, cuts fruit is perfect!" After he finished speaking, he suddenly burst into tears with a "wow".

"They're all dead! The monkey, the squad leader, Xiao Hua... are all dead!"

Ye Ce put Xu Qinqin on the ground, stood up and looked around.The buildings in the school were all cut in half by the wind knife, exposing the shining white reinforced concrete and bright red watermelon flesh.

He replied to Fatty's words: "Don't cry. In a few decades, we will go down and reunite with them."

The fat man could only see his lips moving, but he couldn't hear what he said. He opened his mouth and roared like a bellows: "Ah—what did you say?"

Ye Ce repeated it slowly, but the fat man's eyes were still puzzled.

Only then did he realize that the fat man's pair of protruding ears were dripping with blood from the explosion just now.This was really predicted by the pretending old man to be a bloodbath.

Ye Ce took out a black fountain pen from his pocket, and wrote stroke by stroke in the palm of his hand: My friend, you are deaf.

After finishing writing, I felt that I should care about it humanitarianally, so I drew a cute face expression.

(*ω*)

The fat man stared intently at the flamboyant characters and the ugly paintings in his palm, and suddenly turned on the faucet while tears were streaming down his face.

Ye Ce's handwriting is good, with a bit of style, strong and powerful.But painting is not flattering.The abstract facial expression has a kind of black humor, which is the kind of fun that makes people laugh when they look at it.

Infected by the owner of the painting, the fat man stopped crying and started laughing.

***

The survivors in the school crawled or walked one after another, and rushed out tremblingly and stumbled.

Fatty: "I'm going to draw a lottery to buy a lottery ticket and I'm sure I'll win!"

The mutation happened at the same time as his voice landed.

Ye Ce looked ahead and asked humbly, "Which Buddhist temple on your old mouth has been opened?"

Fatty looked along his line of sight, right in front of them, each suspended a round of colorful turntables.

There is a total of 12 yuan fan-shaped area on the turntable. There are no words written on it, only vivid animal pictures.They stepped forward to take a closer look, and found that it was a rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, rooster, dog, and pig—exactly the twelve signs of the Chinese zodiac.

There is a gay purple round button protruding in the middle, capitalized Chinese "走你" and lowercase English "go".

They weren't the only ones who had a turntable in front of them.

In the bloody and muddy ruins, in front of all the survivors was a half-person-high cartoon turntable suspended in front of them.

As if feeling the eager gaze of the crowd, the diamond lights inlaid around the big turntable lit up brightly, accompanied by a burst of festive music.

"Good luck, good luck to you, good luck brings joy and love. Good luck, good luck to us..."

The fat man was surprised: "Is this the lucky draw wheel that comes with the rest of your life?"

After the song "Good Luck Comes" was played, a sweet female voice from mobile customer service came from all directions: "Good afternoon to the third batch of beta players. Congratulations on passing the "survival of the fittest". Now you have been upgraded to official players and can participate in the "space-time game The natural selection of things ". The time and space of the twelve zodiac signs are opened. All the programs are loaded. Please press the purple round button in front of you to select the time and space."

A student with colorfully dyed hair yelled brazenly: "Damn [-]! I just don't press it, you have the guts to get out of the turntable and hit me!"

boom!

There was a sudden loud noise, and the man exploded on the spot, turning into a pink firework.

All the students who were close to him lost their legs in fright, and sat down on the ground, shaking like chaff.

The customer service laughed twice, and continued: "If you don't participate in the game, you will die. If you don't log in to the game before the timer reaches zero, you will also be Boomshakala!"

She started counting without any explanation: 10, 9, 8...

Rogue customer service! ! !

The rest of the students subconsciously wanted to rush out of the school, but before they could even take two steps, they were enveloped by the blue golden bell flying out of the circle.

"what is this?"

"We can't get out!"

They used all their strength to smack them with their bodies, but the golden bell didn't budge.

The fatal countdown continues: 6, 5, 4...

Seeing that time was running out, the helpless fat man turned to Ye Ce and asked, "What should I do?"

He said calmly: "Draw it. Maybe it's the special prize? Let's go!"

A bony hand patted the purple round twist without hesitation.

In the next second, Ye Ce was absorbed by a huge suction force.After a whirlwind, he was mercilessly thrown by a tornado on a tree full of peaches.The abdomen is in close contact with the thick branches, and the whole person becomes an intersection symbol ∩.

A voice came from the void again, but it was a mechanical female voice, as if the customer service had changed a shift.

"Welcome to the Silver Dimension and Space of Monkey Sailor. The game in this time and space is a mortal mode. Please enter your game nickname on the big screen. Friendly reminder: the nickname cannot be changed at present."

It can be seen from the matter of Ye Ce's nickname: engineering men are always slightly inferior to liberal arts men in terms of literary and romantic.

Without thinking, he entered two large Chinese characters on the big screen and pressed the "enter" key.Immediately, he broke off the branches supporting him with his bare hands, held his head in both hands during the fall, fell to the ground, rolled, and stood up.

Ye Ce patted the dust off his body, bent down to pick up the 3cm-diameter branch, and waved it casually.

[Account created successfully.Generating player profile...]

[Your digital ID is the key to log in to the space-time game.Please keep it in mind]

Nickname: Tianwen

ID: 5946

Challenge Time and Space: Silver Monkey Time and Space

Game Difficulty: Mortal Mode

Customs clearance time: 30 minutes

Do I need to dress up during the game?

【whether】

This is not "Dress-Dress UP Queen", what kind of disguise?Besides, if it's really a dress-up game, he is a pure man, and he doesn't know anything about fashion!

He clicks "No".

[The game is loading...]

[The game has officially started, I wish you a safe journey]

"Hey, stop! What the hell is wishing you peace??? Can you explain to me? Sister? Sister customer service, are you still there?"

A mechanized voice sounded in his head.

[Ding Dong——You have a new mission, please come quickly]

[Main task: Persuade Tang Sanzang to give up the task of taking the Western Classic]

[Now start timing.If the task is not completed before the time reaches zero, the player will be punished by heaven]

Ye Ce: "What is Heaven's Punishment?"

The customer service may be off work and did not answer his questions.

Ye Ce looked at the surrounding environment.This is a silent valley.There are ten miles of peach forests on the left, and shallow clear streams on the right.On the rocks by the stream sat a glowing lightbulb.The nine-point ring scar on the top of the head is like the marks left by the flying insects in summer after being scorched on it.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, the bulb turned his head slowly. When he saw Ye Ce, his face of pity for all sentient beings suddenly turned into a ferocious yaksha, and he reprimanded angrily: "You rascal! I told you to go down the mountain for alms, why are you empty-handed?" Come? Molested the beautiful young lady again!"

The person in front of him was clearly a Xibei in Master Xuanzang's skin, Ye Ce opened his mouth to argue, but was cut off by him.Tang Sanzang said arrogantly: "I'm thirsty, bring some water!"

Ye Ce: "Master, you can drink it just by bending over."

Tang Sanzang sat by the stream, and he could catch the water by squatting down.But after hearing Ye Ce's words, he felt that his authority was being extremely challenged. He blushed with anger, and his voice trembled, "Wow! Exactly the same, are you itchy?

Don't forget that you are a slave I bought for a penny!If I hadn't dozed off, and in my dream, I was instructed by Guan Yin, telling me that I should find a hard-working slave to command me, I wouldn't bother to look at a lowly slave like you!Look at your colorless (shai), sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, people are not human, demons are not demons, no wonder you are a slave!Hmph, if I hadn't shown mercy, you would have been sold to Africa long ago! "

At this time, a cowherd boy passed by, sat upside down on the old scalper, and giggled: "You obviously just want to gain a good name! Then everyone will praise Master Xuanzang's boundless teachings, so go back to Chang'an City to bluff! As for this Brother, of course he was left in India to sell flying cakes! Hee hee, wishful thinking is really loud! Really loud!"

When Tang Sanzang was poked at the center, he became angry from embarrassment, and cursed: "Bah! Where are you, poor boy, get out of here! What do you know? This is what the Bodhisattva asked me to do!"

Ye Ce heard his three words of never leaving Bodhisattva, so he asked, "Master, do you really miss Bodhisattva?"

Tang Sanzang paused, as if he didn't understand why he asked such a question.But after a while, the eminent monk thought he realized what the inferior slave meant, and angrily cursed: "You rascal! You are still stubborn! How many times have I told you? I want to go to India step by step! Don't It’s great to rely on your own ability to fly a plane! I don’t even bother to sit as a teacher!”

"Oh." Ye Ce said solemnly: "Then, let me send you to see the Bodhisattva in another way!"

Before Tang Sanzang could object, a brown phantom flashed in front of his eyes.

Ye Ce leaned forward, raised his stick, and hit him on the head with a stick, smashing the unsightly light bulb severely.

Throwing the blood-stained peach branch on the ground, Ye Ce watched Tang Sanzang fall slowly to the ground, with a smirk on his face, "Master, when you get down, say hello to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for me."

[Ding dong—mission completed]

Killing Tang Sanzang, he couldn't get the Western Scriptures, so naturally it was equivalent to giving up.This is undoubtedly an unconventional approach, but it is fast and effective.

[Please receive the reward for this customs clearance. After 10 minutes, this time and space will be closed]

Tang Sanzang, who had been breathless, suddenly writhed like an earthworm, his eyes turned into $$ signs, and he was foaming at the mouth like an epileptic seizure.

Ye Ce looked at it patiently for a while, then bent down to pick up the branch, wondering if it was necessary to add a knife.When his stick fell again, Tang Sanzang finally stopped spitting, and with a wow sound, he opened his mouth and sprayed out a silver key and a shining golden bowl.

With a look of disgust, Ye Ce put the key and the bowl into the clear stream and washed them three times.

At this time, Tang San, who was lying on the ground, could not move, gradually shrunk, and finally only a red and yellow cassock with a protruding ball remained.The lump moved slowly with the cassock on top of it, getting farther and farther away from Ye Ce, one meter, two meters, three meters——

In the darkness, a little monkey held his breath and moved forward cautiously.Suddenly, the clothes on top of its head disappeared, and the dazzling light hit its face.It panicked and turned to look——

Ye Ce stepped on the cassock, looked at the exposed little monkey, and said with a half-smile, "What are you?"

He is now full of anger and is on the verge of erupting. He only hopes that this monkey will understand.

The little monkey put his hands on his hips and shouted imposingly: "I am Monkey Sailei! The master of Monkey Silver Time and Space!

Ye Ce nodded, raised the bowl in his hand, and asked, "What is this?"

Monkey Sailei said:

【Shiki】Tang Sanzang's Bowl

【Star】★☆☆☆

【Rarity】SR

[Function] Guess =(ω`)=

【Current owner】Tianwen

[How to use it] Please sing "Holding the steamed corn bread in your hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish~~" with your voice and emotion. After touching the bowl, it will naturally surprise you!

After hearing this detailed explanation, Ye Ce applauded.With the little monkey closing his eyes and crossing his hips triumphantly, he approached quietly.

Suddenly, he picked up a branch, hit the monkey with a stick, and shouted fiercely, "Guess your size!"

"Give me a broken bowl, you want me to beg for food?"

Monkey Sailei was beaten so hard by him that he ran away with his head in his arms, and cried tearfully: "This is an artifact! An artifact! If you hit me again, I will summon the Order of Time and Space to kill you!"

As soon as the threatening words came out, Ye Ce stopped in his tracks immediately, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry. I was excited just now. I have never played a card game. Is this shikigami three and a half stars, or one star?"

Anyone with a discerning eye knows what star it is, but he wants to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.

Monkey Sailei was no longer deceived, and spit on the ground, "Bah! You are shameless!" He began to cry while talking.

Ye Ce said helplessly: "Even if you act like a baby, I still have to get to the bottom of it. I'm new to the game and don't understand anything. You have to tell me everything. If you don't tell me—" His face changed, as fast as The meteor chased the moon, picked up the stick and continued to chase the monkey Sai Lei, and said viciously: "Believe it or not, I will kill you every minute?!"

“啊啊啊——要死、要死、要死！”猴赛雷吓得魂飞魄散，边跑边哭：“这是一星！后面三个空格是让你升级用的！星级越高，式神威力The stronger you are, the more stars you can unlock new skills!"

Ye Ce paused again, pretending to be okay, and asked calmly, "How can I upgrade?"

At this time, the mechanical female voice sounded:

【time up.Players are asked to exit Monkey Sailei Time and Space.Countdown for five seconds, five, four...]

Ye Ce asked: "What will happen if I don't quit?"

Monkey Sailei gloated and said, "Boom—ah!"

Ye Ce knocked it down with a stick, stepped on its head with his left foot, and said coldly, "The door is still open."

Hou Sailei's face was rubbed against the cold floor by the soles of his shoes, and he spoke with difficulty: "Boom Bame Bame Baba coax!"

Suddenly, an enchantment door glowing with faint blue light appeared in front of it.

Ye Ce immediately retracted his feet, and when the "1" of the mechanical female voice fell, he quickly stepped forward and jumped.

***

With a "bang", he fell out of the turntable and flung himself on the plastic track, like a living bastard facing down.Immediately stood up neatly, looked around, but fortunately no one saw.

The male god in No. [-] Middle School is unbreakable!

But it was true that there was no one around.

Ye Ce was the first to escape from the turntable.And the weird turntable also disappeared inexplicably.

He picked up a clean place and sat down, tying his shoes with his back to the ruins, "This college entrance examination is really unforgettable! Of course, I can't remember your faces. Decades later, the scene will be very embarrassing. Beautiful Ladies and sisters are always 18 and beautiful. And I, who is handsome and unrestrained, have become an old cucumber that everyone hates! Tsk, I have been with Broken Mouth for a long time, and I have begun to be broken too! Damn it!"

Amidst Ye Ce's chatter, there was a sudden cry of cranes piercing the sky.