3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

As Mo Cenyin is the number one beauty in Jianghu, and also the jewel in the palm of the former martial arts leader, it stands to reason that people who propose marriage should be like crucian carp crossing the river.However, until he was 26 years old, he stayed in his boudoir.In ancient times, girls of this age were already golden fighters.

It's not that her eyes are higher than the top, and she doesn't like ordinary people.The man in the teahouse said mysteriously: According to his relatives who cooked at the old lord's mansion, Miss Mo has a habit of getting scabs, which scares away many heroes.But the relatives kept secret about the specific strange method.

The fat man came to an epiphany when he saw Ye Ce's smirk, and scratched his hair, "You want Chen Gao to marry the eccentric Mo Cenyin?"

"Correct."

Fatty: "Then how do you explain to the beggar gang?"

Ye Ce rolled his eyes at him: "My task is to let Bai Feifei be the leader of the martial arts, not to let the gang of beggars dominate the martial arts. Besides, if I really marry her, my darling might run away from home. You pay me? "

The fat man was surprised: "What kind of darling?"

Xiaohu tilted his fluffy head and let out a majestic meow: "Hey~"

It was a "mi" sound in the fat man's ears.He said with horror in his eyes, "Is this a male cat?"

He and Ye Ce have been brothers for three years. This man is probably the reincarnation of the god of robbers, Sikong Zhaixing. He stole the hearts of all the beautiful seniors after only one month in high school. No matter how you look at it, he has no tendency to be gay!Oh no, it's playing with cats.

"Beast!" He said with grief and indignation, and followed Ye Ce to the wing.

The two were about to push the door, when Chen Gao's excited voice suddenly came out, and Ye Ce lowered his hand to listen to what he had to say.

"Qinqin. Please forgive me. I couldn't control myself at the time! The rain was so evil, it seemed to blind my mind! I really intend to protect you! This mission, we must work together! That Ye Ceyi Look, he is not a good person! Did you forget that when he was in school, he hung out with bad elements all day? I heard that he made several senior girls belly up! You are so beautiful and soft-hearted, I am afraid you will be fooled by him! "

This is really groundless rumors.Ye Muyao is very strict, even if Ye Ce is an adult, he won't let him stay out at night.Not to mention messing with the relationship between men and women.Although Ye Ce is a mess, he always sticks to the bottom line.The fat man was so angry that he wanted to kick the door, but Ye Ce stopped him.He pointed inside, indicating to continue listening.

Xu Qinqin: "Don't mention the past anymore. The most urgent thing is to complete the mission and leave time and space. The four of us are teammates, we must support each other and trust each other. I hope Shen Lang's accident will not happen again."

After the inside was completely quiet, Ye Ce knocked on the door and went in.Nonchalantly gagging for a while, then cut to the point for Xu Qinqin: "Fatty and I have thought about it, and this task is not difficult. Being elected as the leader of the martial arts requires both strength and influence. You have passed two rounds of roulette, and your strength should not be bad. Then the thing to worry about is power. I can call on the beggars to support you, but to be safe, I need more contacts and reputation. Tomorrow at 6 o'clock in the morning, Mo Cenyin, the daughter of the old alliance leader, is recruiting relatives by the Qinhuai River. I will try my best to win her .”

The fat man flattered and flattered: "I heard that Ms. Mo is a once-in-a-lifetime beauty. Only me, Brother Ce, is worthy of her. She looks like a so-and-so, who looks like a smashed sesame seed cake. When she sees her at night, she will have nightmares." !Amitabha!"

Chen Gao with a pockmarked face asked suspiciously: "Who are you referring to by XX?"

The fat man let out a puff of air from his nose in disdain, "Who am I talking about, who doesn't have a B number in mind?"

Chen Gao was not good-looking, but he couldn't hold back his talent, and his parents who were officials. He had a smooth life since he was a child, and even the school leaders were courteous when they saw him.But Fatty and Ye Ce didn't take him seriously.His face was livid with anger, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't deceive others too much! You don't even look in the mirror, don't you look like Zhu Bajie's relative?!"

Ye Ce frowned and shouted: "What are you arguing about? That's why I have to go to recruit relatives. You two ugly monsters will scare Miss Mo to death!"

"Flop." Xu Qinqin loves to laugh, and when she heard this confident voice, she couldn't help laughing.

Chen Gao's complexion became even uglier, and he turned his head to look out of the window, but his mind became active.

Ye Ce patted the fat man on the shoulder, "Tomorrow I have to get up early to go to recruit relatives. I haven't eaten yet, call me a chicken."

The fat man thought quickly, and blurted out, "To eat or to play?"

"..." Ye Ce raised his hand and slapped him on the back of the head, cursing: "There is still a big girl here, are you courting death?!"

Xu Qinqin still smiled softly, laughing so much that the fat man felt embarrassed, scratched his hair, and went out with Ye Ce.He still doesn't understand why the school beauty would fall in love with that idiot Chen Gao.

Ye Ce untied the wine gourd from his waist and handed it to the fat man, "Go and get me some sour plum soup. I'll go back to my room first." After speaking, he went to the third floor wing room and opened the door to enter.

The fat man came to the lobby, called the waiter, handed him the wine gourd, and ordered him to deliver the food to Ye Ce's room, then yawned, and went to sleep sleepily.

Chen Gao hid behind him until he left, stepped forward to stop Xiao Er, and said politely: "My friend is not used to the sour plum soup in your shop, I'll go get him."

Xiao Er: "Okay!"

After tea time, Chen Gao came back from the outside and handed the wine gourd to Xiao Er, "Please bring the food with you."

In the room, Ye Ce was standing by the window with Xiaohu in his arms, looking condescendingly at Chen Gao with a gourd in his arms, walked into a pharmacy like a thief, came out looking left and right, and returned to the inn.

The fat man looked admiring, and he knew that Ye Ce's stomach full of black water would not make Chen Gao feel better.

"The provocative method is really useful! This idiot is arrogant and arrogant, and he will take the lead in everything. The more we say that he is ugly and not worthy of Mo Cenyin, the more he will hinder it. What kind of medicine did he put in your gourd? Woolen cloth?"

Ye Ce stroked the little tiger's shiny hair, and said politely, "Catch a mouse and you'll know it once you try it." He put the little tiger on the ground, patted its small brain, "Go, be careful!"

Xiaohu tilted his head to look at him, his expressionless face was filled with rejection.

Fatty, the dog-headed military adviser, said: "Maybe it has no courage. There is a lot of oil and water in the kitchen. I just saw a mouse, which is twice its size!"

Ye Ce picked up Xiaohu again, and kissed him mouth to mouth like he was passing through a fairy, "mua—"

"Okay. I've given you the courage to go and catch the mouse!" He put the little tiger down with a smile on his face, watching it stiffen and walk away with hands and feet.

The fat man was stunned: "You are not too dirty."

Ye Ce despised, "It's much cleaner than you."

While on the road, there is a lot of travel and dust, but Xiaohu always has a way to keep it spotless, like wintersweet blooming in the snow, delicate and beautiful, with a proud bone.The mouth is also very dry, and it also exudes a calm cherry blossom fragrance.

Tsk, it can't be a witch cat smuggled from Japan.

After a long while, Xiaoer brought the food and wine gourds, just as he was walking, Xiaohu followed.

The fat man's eyes widened and he shouted, "Damn it, are you holding a meeting?!"

The little tiger walked proudly in front, followed by a group of huge mice, three or two times the size of it, but they were all trembling, as if they were going to faint at any time.

The fat man went forward to close the door, Ye Ce knelt down and poured some sour plum soup in front of them.

Xiaohu: drink.

The mouse didn't dare to disobey it. It lowered its head and licked it. Immediately, its head became dizzy, its body tilted, and it fell unconscious.

Fatty: "Chen Gao's grandson gave you sweat medicine. It made you dizzy, so you won't be able to catch up with the marriage recruitment tomorrow morning. He can get involved."

Ye Ce grinned at him: "He asked for it."

The next day, Ye Ce got up a little late.Knocking on Xu Qinqin's door with annoyed face, she said dejectedly, "Damn it, it's done! I'm so tired from traveling these days! I didn't get up in the morning! I don't know if I'm going now, if there's still time?"

Xu Qinqin comforted: "Chen Gao said he couldn't wake you up. He has already rushed away. I just don't know what kind of problem Miss Mo will have?"

Mo Cenyin didn't have any problems.Wearing a pair of bamboo hats that are standard for chivalrous women, she throws hydrangea balls on the ground without looking, and whoever hits is who.

Chen Gao, who wanted to laugh at Ye Ce with all his heart, was suffocating, squeezed his head into the crowd, and showed his indomitable spirit of making the 53 papers, broke through the encirclement, grabbed the hydrangea, and was immediately invited into the mansion by Mo Shaoyan , We are going to worship and get married that night.

At this time, Chen Gao felt that something was wrong.He carefully recalled the details just now, those who came to participate in the marriage recruitment did not look like they possessed peerless martial arts.And as soon as he grabbed the hydrangea, they scattered like birds and beasts, as if they had completed a task and felt relieved.

How did he know that these people were all extras paid by the old leader.After knowing the inside story, the young talents in the world all avoided Miss Mo like a snake and a scorpion. Even if she publicly recruited relatives, no one cared about her.As for what the inside story is, the old alliance leader has already issued a gag order.Jinling is within the monitoring range of the Mo family, and the people in the city avoid talking about it.He just kept saying good things about Miss Mo.

Ye Ce heard this anecdote by chance in a teahouse in the countryside.Otherwise, you will be taken advantage of.

But now let Chen Gaolai be the one who has been taken advantage of.Almost coerced, he was kowtowed on the neck by the powerful old alliance leader, and then sent into the bridal chamber with the steel knife and silver halberd dangling by his servants.

Just stepped into the threshold, there was a "bang", and the door was locked from the outside.Chen Gao almost jumped up in fright, what kind of battle is this?He looked towards the bed, and saw that Miss Mo was wearing a fiery wedding gown, with her slender fingers protruding from the sleeves and reflecting the light.When walking just now, her waist and limbs swayed lightly, her figure is graceful.

Chen Gao was speechless for a moment.I just felt my mouth was dry, and I wasn't afraid anymore, so I walked over boldly, rubbed my hands, wanked, and smiled and lifted her red hijab.

Miss Mo raised her head and grinned at him, her silver teeth almost blinded him.Ordinary people have two eyebrows, but she has only one, like a fat black caterpillar.Unadorned, the blown eyebrows are like the embroidery needles of Madam Rong.This kind of eyebrow is called "Lianxin eyebrow" in facial features, which means a bad temper.

With Miss Mo's appearance, she deserves to be the most beautiful (eyebrow) girl in martial arts

Thick eyebrows, rosacea, and buck teeth.There was a lot of white and pink on his face, and two balls of bloody blush on his cheeks. When he laughed, the pink and white and pink fell down together, like a thousand-year-old wretch who hanged himself to death.

Chen Gao just felt that a basin of ice water was poured from head to bottom, and his heart was so cold that his soul was soaring!

Ms. Mo said shyly: "Husband, it's getting late, we..."

"I'm not sleepy!" Chen Gao yelled to cut her off.He looked around in a panic and saw that the side room was a study room. He was overjoyed and said impatiently, "I have the habit of reading before going to bed! I'll read a book first. Go to sleep first!"

As he spoke, he was about to flee, but as soon as he turned around, he heard the hissing of the whip and the sound of breaking the wind. Looking back, Miss Mo took out a nine-section whip from her sleeve and hit him with a slap, and it hit him on the face immediately. There was a red mark, which was burning and painful.

Ms. Mo said gently: "Don't interrupt me." She stepped forward and kicked Chen Gao in the stomach, kicking him to the ground. The size 42 red embroidered shoes stepped on his face, and a smell of rancid water came out from the soles of the shoes.

Chen Gao's stomach was upset, but he got up early in the morning and couldn't vomit anything without eating after a busy day.

Ms. Mo continued: "Although I was born in martial arts, I have been familiar with the Four Books since I was a child. I don't like to fight and kill. I hope that my husband can get a good name in the exam so that I can be your wife."

She retracted her feet, and walked out of the study room were several tall and burly servant girls, all of them were vicious and possessed martial arts skills.They piled piles of books on the table, picked up Chen Gao like a chicken, and put him on the stool.Shushua drew out his saber, embracing his neck from left to right, and with a slight movement, a bloodstain was drawn.

Ms. Mo spread her legs apart, sat on the bed boldly, picked up a pig's trotter from the plate, gnawed on it, and said with spit, "Since you like reading, that's even better. Those reckless people only know how to wield knives and sticks." , so boring. Just recite it to me."

That night, Chen Gao remembered the fear of being dominated by classical Chinese.

However, emphasizing literature over martial arts is just one of Miss Mo's quirks.There is another two - do not wash your feet.

She is a child of the rivers and lakes, and does not pay attention to red tape.The daughters of ordinary families have to bind their feet due to public opinion, but she doesn't have to.But when she was a child, she felt that the novelty wrapped her up once, and the pain made her cry for her father and mother, and she missed and disabled several strong men.So be careful with your feet, don't let others touch them, and don't touch them yourself.

Now that foot has not touched water for 20 years.

Then it must be itchy.She took off her shoes and asked Chen Gao to scratch and massage her.If not, then serve with whips and knives!

When Chen Gao changed his wedding clothes, he put all the shikigami cards in the old clothes.Facing the members of the Mo family whose force value is beyond the charts, he is incompetent!

Enduring the sadness in his heart, while reciting the book, he smelled the strange smell of the overnight meal and scratched Miss Mo's itch.As soon as he grabbed it, a pile of black mud came down, and he couldn't hold back his wow and vomited.

Ms. Mo was so angry that she stood up, kicked him somersault, and exhaled through her nose, her eyes were bigger than copper bells: "You are so brave! You actually despise me! I knew it You men change their minds very quickly! Yesterday was Little Sweet, and today she is a yellow-faced woman! Come on, call me!"

"Yes!" The maids were filled with righteous indignation, raised their whips and sticks, and greeted him cracklingly.

"Stop hitting, stop hitting! I was wrong, I was wrong!" Chen Gao said bitterly.