3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

Not to mention that the letter was sent out and delivered a full month late.

Why is there such a tone that he is sure that he will fail the college entrance examination?

Why one fat four? ! !

Ye Ce was so angry that he crumpled the admission notice and threw it into the ruins like shooting a basketball.

Hai Dongqing was so anxious that he hurriedly flapped his wings and got into the dog hole covered by the reinforced concrete, and muffled: "You unlucky boy!"

He was taken aback, thinking that some survivors were being held down by the beams, so he rushed over to dig stones.Just after removing a brick, a hook-like mouth was exposed, holding a crumpled notice, and spat it into Ye Ce's arms with a puff.

"You treat me like a dog! Who wants to play this silly game of picking up balls with you!"

Hai Dongqing flew out and stood on the gravel, her dark and shiny eyes turning around from time to time.It thought that it had shown something—speaking human words would make Ye Ce, a stupid mortal, tremble.

It raised its head slightly, waiting proudly for Ye Ce to crawl and kiss its paws.

But what was waiting was Ye Ce who grabbed it by the neck, with two philistine gazes in his eyes, like an X-ray that scanned it from the inside to the outside, and then said pleasantly, "You must be very valuable." !"

Hai Dongqing was pinched by his neck, not daring to move, and shouted at a louder volume: "I'm going to kill you—I'll sue you at the Monster Protection Association! MMP, let go! Let go!"

Its piercing screams reverberated in the empty ruins, making people get goosebumps.

Ye Ce put it back on the stone, grabbed its wings to prevent it from slipping away, and asked, "Who are you?"

As soon as Haidong Qing was free, she quickly took a deep breath of fresh air.After the body was comfortable, he said unhappily, "I'm Little Banana!"

Ye Ce looked it up and down, "Are you really a monster?"

Little Banana rolled his eyes, "Do you want me to eat it for you?"

Ye Ce pointed to the wreckage behind him: "Did you kill these students, or the person who issued this admission letter?"

Little Banana: "Neither!" It urged: "Hurry up and get on the road! The train is about to leave!"

The eunuch was very anxious, but the little emperor was calm.He pulled out a disheveled salted duck egg from the ruins, smashed the shell on the stone, peeled off the yolk that wrapped the electronic equipment, and ate the egg white.

At this time, the setting sun was setting, stretching his solitary back, just like in the drama, a bit of the desolation of a general sitting alone for thousands of miles.

Little Banana bent her neck to straighten her snow-white feathers, and said angrily, "Huaxia's magnetic field is disordered, and I almost lost my way! I advise you to leave quickly. If there is such a big disturbance, the country will send people over immediately!"

After hearing what it said, Ye Ce was a little relieved.The government is still there, so the outside world is in order.Everything is still on track.He ate the salted duck eggs slowly and asked, "What the hell is the space-time game?"

Little Banana froze, then put her wings behind her back and pretended to be an old professor, and said inscrutably: "I know that the questions that are filling your little head now can be bound into a book called "One Hundred Thousand Whys". As for all kinds of confusion, wait After you go to school, someone will answer."

Ye Ce said, "I have to wait for someone."

Little Banana turned up the volume: "What if he dies? Could it be possible to wait forever?"

Ye Ce looked at the sun that was sinking like blood, "They are very smart and will survive."

Little Banana didn't take it seriously, "If you want to clear the space-time game, it's not enough to be smart."

Ye Ce smiled slightly at it, and after three seconds, his fierce face appeared, "BB, I roasted you to make you a beggar's chicken!"

Little Banana: "..."

Beast!

Ye Ce is going to wait until the sunrise tomorrow.If Fatty and Xu Qinqin were killed unfortunately, the monster would be boiled as a sacrifice to the soul of the examination room.Maybe God spared Xiao Banana's life, and after a short wait, a small mountain was spit out from the turntable on the left.

After a loud bang, the fat man stood up from the ground neatly, his belly was as big as a 7-month-old fetus.While caressing his belly, he hiccupped and said, "Hicc! Brother Ce, you're fine, hiccup! That's great! Hiccup!"

Young people are not hungry.Ye Ce's gastric motility is good, and he has already digested the salted duck eggs completely.He was drooling greedily at the flesh of the shaved little banana in his fantasy, when he heard the fat man's voice full of food and drink, he asked with itching teeth: "What is your game mission?"

The fat man carefully identified Ye Ce's mouth shape, and said, "It's amazing! I met my ancestor in the game!"

Ye Ce blurted out, "Zhu Bajie?"

The fat man let out a "bah", raised his head and chest, and said proudly: "Zhu Chongba!"

"Oh—" Ye Ce dragged out the volume.

The fat man's name is Zhu Bian, and it is said that he is the 999th generation descendant of Zhu Yuanzhang's distant cousin.

Ye Ce looked at the handsome fat man and asked, "What did he ask you to do?"

Fatty's expression suddenly changed, like a girl with a yellow flower who was forced into a sedan chair, and said with a pursed mouth, "Liu Bowen made 30 catties of sesame seed cakes. My ancestors couldn't finish them, and they were afraid of wasting food, so they told me to eat them all!"

He cried aggrievedly, "I don't want to eat biscuits anymore!"

"woo woo woo woo--"

Show off, show off of Chi Guoguo!

Ye Ce ground his teeth in his heart, and then looked at Little Banana with fiery eyes, as if they were a couple in love.

Little Banana was seen covered in a cold sweat, and hurriedly flapped her wings, preparing to run away.

Fatty had cried enough and wiped away his tears before he noticed it.His eyes lit up, and he said politely: "The most handsome one who carved Liaodong is called Haidongqing! Where did this treasure come from?"

Little Banana said happily: "Emma, ​​you little fat man is quite smart! I'll go first. See you at school!" After speaking, he flew into the sky.

Ye Ce and Fatty waited until dawn, but Xu Qinqin did not come out.

The fat man sighed, "According to the amount of bleeding, she won't survive dawn."

Ye Ce stood up, patted his pants and said, "Let's go."

"Where?"

"University City, look for my sister."

The mobile phone was handed over to the invigilator before the exam, and it is estimated that he has been smashed to pieces along with the invigilator.Unable to contact his sister, he had to find it by himself.

The strange thing is that the school is in a mess, but the school gate is safe and sound.It seems that the wind knife appeared out of thin air, and after sweeping the campus, it disappeared inexplicably.

Ye Ce didn't take a few steps when a green pickup drove over.The car door opened, and a gentleman with glasses came out, dressed in a neat military uniform, who seemed to be a leader.

He walked up to Zhu Bian with military steps and asked, "Are you candidates?"

"Correct!"

"Are there any survivors inside?"

Zhu Bian said: "I guess there are still more! You should quickly send search and rescue personnel!"

The man with glasses: "The search and rescue team will arrive later."

Ye Ce asked: "How is the situation in the sand?"

"People have been sent there. Do you have relatives there?" Seeing Ye Ce nodding, he said, "Don't worry. We will never give up any survivors. I will send you back to Wulin Gate first. There is a temporary disaster shelter there." .”

Zhu Bian and Ye Ce bit their ears, "I still don't understand what's going on. Let's stop making trouble!"

Ye Ce pondered, there is nothing wrong with him walking alone.But he was afraid that he would harm the fat man, and he was also afraid that the fat man would drag him down.I made up my mind to settle the fat man first, and then go down the sand by myself.

The two followed the man in glasses into the car, and after sitting firmly, the green pickup turned around and drove east.

Passing through many high schools along the way, without exception, they were not hit hard.Thousands of parents rushed to hear the news, and were stopped by security personnel outside the school gate, crying and screaming.

Fat people are sentimental by nature.After watching it for a while, I was touched by the scene again, and my eyes were red.He turned to look at Ye Ce, wanting to talk, but found Ye Ce's eyes turned cold.

But only for a moment, fleeting.

The brothers have been doing it for a long time, and the fat man thinks that they have a good heart.So he touched Ye Ce's arm quietly, and asked him with his eyes: What's the matter?

The man with glasses was sitting on the co-pilot, tilting his head to admire the scenery outside the window, he seemed to have no time to take care of them.

Ye Ce wrote in the fat man's palm: This is not the way to Wulinmen!

He is a native of Hangzhou and knows the traffic routes at a glance.Going down this road, you will only pass a remote scrap car factory, and then get on the highway.

It was their carelessness.When you see someone in uniform, you think it's a real soldier.What is the difference between this and Qin Shihuang's group text messages to remind money?

The fat man wrote back: What should we do, let's jump off the car?

Ye Ce: The car door is locked!

Fat Man: Then pee?

Ye Ce raised his head and said with a smile: "Sir! People have three urgencies. Can you pull over and make it easier for us?"

The man with glasses turned his head and smiled back at Ye Ce in the rearview mirror: "No." As he spoke, he slowly pulled out a silencer pistol from his pocket.

"I don't know what your shikigami is? Just got the news, the third batch of players logged in for the first time, and you all cleared the level. Presumably—it won't be bad."

He pulled the trigger.

However, before the bullet was ejected, Ye Ce was the first to hear a crane screaming!

The face of the man with glasses changed: "Psychic power is so strong! Who is here?"

What answered him was a snow feather that broke through the window and pierced through his and the driver's temples!

Ye Ce clapped his hands and said with a smile, "It's a good move, one arrow kills two dogs. I don't know where the hero came to rescue him?" As he spoke, he quietly hid the gun that the man with glasses dropped on the ground into his schoolbag.

Unexpectedly, the driver turned his back and no one was in control of the steering wheel.The tires of the car slipped and ran sideways for more than ten meters, making a screeching noise.Seeing that the car and the people were about to turn over into the moat together, a huge monster descended from the sky, wrapping the car with its huge wings lightly.

"I, Little Banana, are in charge of the demon world. Get to know me."

The giant little banana opened the car door, picked up two miniature figures and threw them on his back, then soared up, flapping its wings and flying high.

"The human world is no longer safe. Go to the realm of comprehension!"

Fatty stroked the hard feathers under his hands, and murmured: "There is a fish in the North, and its name is Kun. The size of Kun..."

Ye Ce's eyes lit up: "It won't fit in one pot!"

The fat man almost knelt down to him, "When is this, you are still in the mood to joke!" Besides, there is no reason to turn around and stew the life-saving bird?

Of course, he didn't dare to say this, he could only BB in his heart.

Ye Ce clicked his tongue twice, "I'm just having fun!"

Ye Ce was named a male god as soon as he entered high school.After a semester, Cheng Nan was in despair.Those who have a bad relationship are called male nerves.Worse, call him a bully.Bully's bully.

He is not afraid of the sky falling.Either make you play seriously, or piss you off with a hippie smile.Ordinary people go through this hellish college entrance examination, and they have a psychological breakdown early on.

The fat man was terrified at first, but after seeing Ye Ce, his uneasy heart gradually returned to his chest.Having been friends with a little ruffian and bastard like Ye Ce for a long time, although he won't be a hero, he won't be a deserter who retreats.

Ten minutes later, Little Banana shrank and landed in a remote alley by the West Lake.It kicked away the manhole cover on the ground, Ye Ce couldn't help talking nonsense, and before he could open his mouth, he slapped him in with his wings.

The fat man frowned, "The opening of the hole is too slender to fit me in."

Little Banana refused to show his face at all, raised his paws and kicked his chubby body into the inspection well, "That's a lot of nonsense!" After finishing speaking, he closed the lid and flew to the east with his wings flapping.

***

The hole seems to be made of rubber, but it can be large or small, more than enough to accommodate a fat person.He slid to the bottom like a slide, and the light suddenly appeared.

Drilled out from the tunnel, dumbfounded.

This is an underground high-speed rail station modeled after Hangzhou East Railway Station.At this time, the lights are brightly lit, as bright as day.Many students in school uniforms shuttled among them.

A clear and cold voice came from behind: "Zhu Bian."

As if aware of it, the fat man suddenly turned around and saw a girl in a light green dress. He was both surprised and happy, "Sister Mu, you are fine! Great! Where's Ye Ce?"

Ye Muyao: "I bought Kanto and cooked it."

Unexpectedly, what defeated Ye Ce was not a sudden disaster, but food.This also fully confirms the old saying that "the people depend on food for their heaven".

However, two yuan and five stumped the hero.Ye Ce rummaged through his pockets and schoolbag, only to find a bus card.At that moment, he felt that the sky was falling.

Ye Ce stood alone in front of the fragrant stall, looking pitifully at the boiling pot.

The proprietress spoke an authentic Sichuan dialect, "The little boy looks so good (Jun). Just smile, and I invite you to eat."

Hearing this, Ye Ce immediately showed a handsome smile, his brows slanted, his eyes dazzled, the smile made the proprietress's heart thump, and hurriedly filled him with a box of meatballs, full of them, as if he was afraid of neglecting him.

"Yaomeier, thank you!" This person is so bad, he took other people's things in his hand, and he took advantage of it.Before leaving, she raised her eyebrows, as if it could produce a kind of spring-like romance, which made the proprietress blush, and cursed in a low voice: "Bah! Who is your sister!"

After that, while eating, he asked the surrounding shops for news with his good communication skills.

This large-scale underground high-speed rail station was funded and built by the four major families in the cultivation world, and it is specially used for the students of Fengyun Peak to travel.

Some people have received admission notices in advance and have already lived in the station hotel for a few days.Digging deeper, they all claim to be collateral branches of an ancient fairy gate.

Ye Ce couldn't help being surprised, could it be that his ancestors also cultivated immortals?

There are different places.Their admission notices were inscribed "Dean's Office", while Ye Ce's inscribed was "Principal's Office".

Of course, the vast majority of students are survivors of this disaster.

Worried about college students taking the exam, the entire Xiasha school district is on vacation.But Ye Muyao, who was taking a nap, escaped unharmed.

After wandering around, Ye Ce returned to the rest area of ​​the station, sat down beside her, and said, "It seems that we were unlucky and met a Xibei guy. The military really sent people to the various campuses to search and rescue .And those who survived were sent here."

Ye Muyao nodded slightly, "My roommate and I came here in a military pickup."

Ye Ce: "Then, the place we are about to go to may be the last safe area in China."

The place where they sat was remote, and Fatty could block the eyes of dozens of people by himself.Even if someone wants to spy on something, all he sees is the generous back of the fat man.

Let alone eavesdropping on news.In order to take care of the fat man's deafness, Ye Ce wrote down the details of entering time and space on the draft paper,

"What I drew was Monkey Sailei's Silver Dimension and Space, mortal mode. It made Tang Sanzang give up taking the Western Classic. The final prize was his begging bowl and a silver key."

The fat man wrote: I entered the Copper Dimension and Space of the Emperor Dragon, fool mode.Ming Taizu asked me to finish eating 30 catties of biscuits and get a copper key.

Ye Muyao: Monkey Sai Lei's golden time and space, super god mode.The task is to find the murderer who killed the groom.Get a golden key and Miss Hou's embroidered shoes.

Ye Ce continued to write: Is it possible to think so.There are three time and space under each zodiac.For example: golden monkey, silver monkey, copper monkey.

The gold, silver, and copper tasks correspond to three levels of difficulty: super god (difficult), mortal (normal), and fool (easy).

Every time a space-time game is cleared, a corresponding key will be presented.The golden space-time is the golden key, and the copper space-time is the copper key.

Fatty: The space-time mission I entered is the simplest, and it doesn't require a battle of wits and courage.Therefore, it is guessed that the reward for clearing the copper space-time is only the key, and there are no other gifts.What exactly are your "begging bowls" and "embroidered shoes"?

Ye Ce: Begging bowl = Shikigami.I haven't played the card game before, and I can't read the instruction manual.

Ye Muyao: Rarity = Shikigami quality. R=common, SR=rare, SSR=precious.

Ye Ce: Monkey Sailei told me two pieces of information.

1. Star rating is linked to shikigami ability.The higher the star rating, the stronger the ability.

2. After full stars, unlock new skills.

It is reasonable to guess that when the star rating is raised to four ranks, the quality of shikigami will evolve.For example: R → SR.to acquire new skills.

Ye Muyao: My shikigami ability is not very friendly to men.

Ye Ce: My...forget it.Don't mention it.

Kanto cooking is too boring to eat.Ye Ce begged two steel coins from his sister to go to the self-service vending machine to buy water.Just as he took down a bottle of Nongfu Spring, he caught a glimpse of a loose shoelace from the corner of his eye.

He knelt down to carry it.Unexpectedly, in the process of fleeing for his life just now, he accidentally scratched his clothes, including the schoolbag on his back.

A gap the size of a bowl was exposed at the bottom of the bag.After squatting like this, Tang Sanzang's bowl accidentally fell out, landed on the ground and rolled half a circle, and finally stopped firmly in front of Ye Ce.

At this time, a little lame passed by and saw that he was dressed in rags, and there was a begging bowl in front of him, so he generously threw a steel coin into the bowl, and the clattering sound was especially crisp.As if afraid of Ye Ce's embarrassment, he immediately limped away - Ye Ce only had time to see a slender figure when he raised his head.

He stood up with the bowl in his hand, amused in his heart, and felt that the kindness of a stranger should not be wasted.So I couldn't help but sang a sad song to meet the occasion: "Holding steamed corn bread in my hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish~~"

Unexpectedly, there was another crisp sound of "Dangchuang", and the steel in the bowl actually split into pieces under the blue sky and broad daylight!

One dollar becomes two ones.

With an idea, Ye Ce looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he quietly slipped into a dark corner, put Nongfu Spring in it, and repeated his old tricks to sing.Sure enough, under his expectant eyes, Nongfu Spring lived up to expectations and split!

At this moment, he just realized the purpose of Shikigami.

It turns out that Tang Sanzang's bowl is a cornucopia of money beget money and living things! ! !

For a poor guy like Ye Ce, this is like going out and stepping on dog shit, a lottery from the sky.No, Ma Jingtao is sorry for the fate of Master Sanzang who came all the way from India!

Excited, roaring, roaring!