3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

Logically speaking, who doesn't have one or two admirers these days?However, this young master has a strong background, he is the son of the Li family in Longxi who started his business as an Erdao businessman.Mrs. Li ranks second in the Xianmen family, mastering the news of the cultivation world and the human world.They are the ones who run the newspaper offices of "Today's Toutiao" in major cities.Any disturbance in the wind and grass could not escape the sharp eyes of Li's spies.

So here comes the question, when Li's son-in-law falls in love with the third young master of the Tang clan, what will he do?

——Stalking, following, and secretly filming all day long.

Live up to the reputation of the number one paparazzi in the cultivation world.

Ye Ce looked at Tang Sanshao's beautiful appearance like a water lotus, and felt very itchy in his heart. He wanted to tease him a few words, but stretched out his paw restlessly.When he was wondering whether to worship his abdominal muscles or his collarbone, there was a knock on the door.

"Here we come. What's the matter?" Ye Ce withdrew his hand and opened the door.

"Brother Tang, I'm sorry to bother you, but I... hey, are you?"

Standing outside the door was a handsome son-in-law, wearing a purple dress, with a reluctant expression, like a big girl who was forced into a sedan chair.

Ye Ce raised his eyebrows: "Who are you?"

The son saluted and said, "I'm Li Ling in Xialongxi."

"You are that stalker! Seeing is worth seeing, hello, hello!" Ye Ce shook hands with him, wanting to establish a good relationship with him.Li Ling is a pervert, but his brain is not sharp, and he is easy to be fooled. A cat and a dog can be friends with him if he just says a few words-Ye Ce wants to get information from him.

Li Ling blushed with embarrassment at his few words, "Hmm... hello. May I ask who you are?"

If you can't tell him that his name is Jiang Xi, the system said he had plastic surgery, so tell the truth.Anyway, Ye Ce's name is common, and the whole of China can pick out 1.

"My name is Ye Ce. The leaf of the willow leaf, the Ce of Sun Ce."

Unexpectedly, Li Ling opened his eyes wide as if he had been struck by lightning, and looked at him in disbelief, then whispered a modern Hangzhou dialect: "My friend, Qi (go to) the car on the top of the wind and cloud to cut down." ?”

Ye Ce was also shocked, and hurriedly said, "Angry!" He turned his head and looked in, Tang San was meditating on the bed, didn't pay attention to this, so he immediately closed the door and slipped out.

He and Li Ling walked to an empty corner and asked, "Which kid's shoe are you?"

Li Ling said helplessly: "I'm Li Jun. I just cooked a bowl of noodles, and before I started eating, I was pulled in by the space-time scroll!"

Ye Ce sympathized with him deeply.

Li Jun said: "I have a side mission, I hope you can help me."

"what?"

Li Jun was so ashamed, his voice was as thin as a mosquito, "Stealing Tang San's underwear..."

"……Clam?"

He simply broke the pot and said, "Li Ling is a man who loves Tang San. The mission I received seems to not follow the plot of the original work, but in fact it cannot be separated from the influence of the original work. It is closely related to the role I play."

Ye Ce asked, "What's the benefit of helping me?"

"Mr. Li is a second-hand dealer who sells everything, including news. We have the most complete intelligence system in the world. I can tell you any news you want to know."

"Then do you know where the black gold that slaughtered the city is?"

Li Jun looked around, leaned close to him, and said in a low voice, "Kunlun Mountain Washing Pool!"

"This is just divination by Xiao Li. It is estimated that in a few days, the rest of the aristocratic family will know about it! You can still seize the opportunity by setting off with Tang San now!"

The places that seem most dangerous are often the safest.Hundreds of ghosts and thousands of demons are rampant in the training pool, and the black gold is placed there, and everyone is ordered to go there, but no one is ordered to take it.

Ye Ce nodded, "I'll steal it for you tomorrow."

Li Jun went there gratefully.

Ye Ce returned to the room and closed the door.Tang San was still meditating, his back was straight and his expression was meticulous.

How can I coax him to take off his underwear?

He was thinking and washing up.Tang Huaixing's water was still used, he was not obsessed with cleanliness, so he didn't bother to change it, besides, Tang San was as clean as a snowman, and there was a faint fragrance of cherry blossoms in the water.In the original book, there is a colorful and misty cherry blossom forest in Tangmen Xianju.Tang San likes to practice swords in the forest the most, it seems that he got into it at that time.

Ye Ce scooped up a handful of water, washed his face, and turned his head to see the bronze mirror on the dressing table.The person in the mirror has willow eyebrows and phoenix eyes, a melon-shaped face, eyes like the bright moon, and a color like a peony, so bright and beautiful.Liu Yan is the number one beauty in the realm of comprehension, and Jiang Xi has inherited her appearance, and she really deserves her reputation.

"Hey. I'm going to fall in love with this young lady." He looked at the bronze mirror narcissistically.When the bath water was completely cool, just about to stand up, a bad idea popped up in my mind.

"Master Dao, I didn't take any clothes, please help me get them. Hang them on the screen."

This request is very unfriendly to the blind.But Tang Huaixing did not refuse, put down his legs, picked up the sword on the bed, and walked slowly.He remembered where the screen was, took off the hanging clothes, and approached Ye Ce.

"Please." Ye Ce stepped out of the bathtub, and when he stepped on the ground, his soles suddenly slipped, he exclaimed, and fell backwards.

Tang Huaixing's ears moved, his figure flashed, and he came to his side in an instant to catch him.The two were so close that they could hear each other's breathing.

Ye Ce's eyes were full of Tang Huaixing's handsome face, with a beautiful forehead, a tall nose, thin and graceful lips, and a restrained sex appeal when he was blindfolded.

All the water stains on his body that had not been wiped off wet his clothes.He hooked his leg and rubbed it as if it wasn't enough, then licked his lips and said softly: "The pants are wet, change them."

"……Um."

Tang Huaixing responded slowly, straightened him upright, searched for his memories and came to the closet, and stopped after he touched the bag.Stretching out his hand to cover his chest, he frowned slightly: The heartbeat is so fast, are you sick?

Seeing that he was not moving, Ye Ce jokingly asked, "How about I change it for you?"

"No need." He took off his pants frankly.

It is common for men to meet each other frankly in the bathhouse, and they will compare each other.Like muscles, like...

Depend on!

Ye Ce glanced at it, and suddenly became upset: The little boy looks so cute, but he actually has a giant cannon!Anyway, in the original book, Tang Huaixing was a young chicken until his death, this weapon would never be used, so he just cut it off and went to a bar!

Jealousy made him insidious, he couldn't be an eunuch, so he quietly hid Tang Huaixing's obscene pants, and went to bed pretending nothing happened.Seeing Tang Huaixing take out the quilt from the closet, he patted the bed and said, "Squeeze and sleep. I don't want you to be responsible."

Tang Huaixing nodded slightly, put the quilt back in place, and slowly walked back to the bed.He was groping, but someone grabbed his arm suddenly, pulled him violently, and was dragged onto the bed.

He could feel Ye Ce leaning on top of him, his hot breath brushing against his cheeks, and it immediately became hot, and his heart was like a rabbit inside, thumping non-stop.

The eye cloth was removed, and the cool fingers gently stroked the end of his injured eye, and a crisp voice rang in his ears: "How did you let go?"

"At that time, I only thought about practicing swords, and didn't think too much about it. When I came back to my senses, I was already blind."

"Does it hurt?"

"Ah."

Ye Ce said "tsk", "You are really cruel to yourself."

Tang Huaixing: "I heard the voice in my heart: flowers, willows and greens are stumbling blocks to enlightenment. They should be kicked away."

Ye Ce was noncommittal, "Are you bewitched?"

His expression was firm: "If your mind is not disturbed, you will not be possessed by demons."

Ye Ce touched his closed eyes again, as if this would relieve the pain he suffered many years ago.Then he lay down on his side, put one hand behind his head, raised his legs and said, "I think you are like someone I know. You are cruel to yourself, but soft-hearted to others. But he is very contradictory, obviously because of me Well, I just want to pretend to be fierce, put a sword around my neck and force me to recite the book."

Tang Huaixing: "I won't point a sword at you."

"why?"

"You don't know martial arts. The Tang Sect never bullies the weak."

Ye Ce: "Knowing martial arts is not necessarily a weak person. A weak person is not necessarily rational. You know the nature of a fish in the near water, and you know the heart in the modern world. You blind yourself, and you are indeed far away from the world of mortals, but you also lose the ability to see people's hearts. The kindness of people's hearts Even demons and ghosts can't reach it, and the peerless swordsmanship can't be broken."

Tang Huaixing: "Why did you change your mind?" He stretched out his hand and pulled the quilt to cover both of them, "My heart has always been firm. It tells me what to do. Hold the sword tightly, guard the Tang gate, and not fall down. Come soon Go to sleep. We have to hurry tomorrow."

Ye Ce, who wanted to remind him to be careful of the person next to his pillow, was left speechless by his understatement.

Tang Huaixing's innocence is invaluable.And Jiang Xi is a person who does whatever it takes to achieve his goals.No matter how good Tang San is, how benevolent and righteous he is to him, he is indifferent.

But Ye Ce is not a cold hearted person.

He looked down at the hands they held.He was born with a cold body, but Tang Huaixing thought he was afraid, so he kept sending him spiritual power to comfort him along the way, even when he was sleeping.

What should I do if I meet a considerate Chunyang?Urgent, wait online.

Of course the villain system would not tell him kindly.After thinking for 3 minutes without a solution, he closed his eyes and went to Duke Zhou.

The next day is dawn.

Ye Ce waited until Tang Huaixing and his disciples went downstairs for breakfast before getting up, and took out the obscene pants hidden under the table.After a night, it has dried naturally, folded a few times and tucked it into the sleeves, and went out openly.

Li Jun had been waiting in the lobby for a long time, and when he came downstairs, he immediately went up to greet him, and asked in a low voice: "Have you got it?" "

Ye Ce nodded, and sneakily took out his pants.

Little did they know, because of Li Ling's glorious deeds (following Tang San and causing disturbances in Gusu), he was already on the Tang Sect's blacklist.Since he appeared in the inn, he has become the number one target of the disciples of Jianzong.

Seeing the two men sneaking around, Tang Bao immediately ran out from the corner, grabbed his arm fiercely, and shouted righteously: "What are you doing?!"

Li Jun is a man of culture, and he would never do such a shameless thing as stealing underwear on weekdays, but now he had to go into the sea but was caught. The word "three" is exquisitely embroidered.

Because Tang Huaixing couldn't see, a "three" was embroidered on his clothes.It is easy to distinguish when touched.

Angry and ashamed, Tang Bao stared wide-eyed, like two copper bells, which was frightening, and asked fiercely, "Say! Who is the mastermind?"

"He!" Li Jun and Ye Ce immediately stretched out their fingers and pointed at each other.

At this time, Tang Huaixing heard the movement and walked over slowly, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Li Jun seemed to be particularly afraid of him, and hid in a corner shivering.

Tang Baoyi shouted angrily: "Brother, someone stole your obscene pants!"

The inn, which was full of people, suddenly fell silent.

Tang San looked puzzled: "What are you doing with my underwear?"

Ye Ce glanced at Li Jun, who bowed to him with a mournful face, so he embraced him and said, "Leave a souvenir."

Dirty!Tang Bao was furious, and said, "Don't think that you can break the law just because you are good-looking!"

The number of onlookers has increased, and it is estimated that it will be on the headlines of Hangzhou City today.Tang Xin bent down and picked up the pants, and handed them to Tang Huaixing.

Tang Huaixing said to Ye Ce, "Follow me upstairs."

The melon-eaters looked at the backs of the two leaving, and talked a lot: "What are you doing upstairs?"

"Close the door and settle the score!"

"Are all the snitches looking so juicy these days? Then I'll go home and show off my obscene pants! Hehehe."

"It's a beautiful idea! Wait until you have Tang Sanshao's good appearance before dreaming!"

Ye Ce thought that Tang Huaixing was going to close the door to educate him.Unexpectedly, the other party walked to the wardrobe, opened the bag, took out a pair of new pants and handed them to him.

"This one hasn't been worn."

"……thanks."

Tang Huaixing: "Just tell me what you want."

"..."

Ye Ce didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a moment.The little blind man is so innocent and cute, but also so generous.After he went downstairs, he handed the trousers to Li Jun.

The latter has been moved to tears by his righteousness.Holding his hand and refusing to let go, "You and I go home. Tang Sect is not safe."

Ye Ce: "The Li family has a very close relationship with the Xiao family. If Xiao Li divination comes out again, it will be difficult for you."

Li Junwu whimpered and gave him a string of silver bells, "The password is: Dudulududadada, I am playing mud in Jinjiang. From now on, we will exchange information through this communicator."