3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

He deleted the three words "play with you", considering that he still has a lot of unsolved doubts about the space-time game, so he laid down the location of the foundation.

Tianwen: Sunday is the opening ceremony of Hangzhou Animation Festival, is it okay to make an appointment there?

Bai Qi: OK.

Ye Ce then closed the dialog box.He was a little suspicious of whether it was Bai Qi himself who was talking to him.The so-called face-to-face love, or see the light to die, such as fat.Either rush to succeed, the premise is that both sides look up to their own standards.Of course, the more rosy thing is "send a thousand miles away", a one-shot fly.

Bai Qi is an innocent little brother who would blush even if he teased him casually, so he shouldn't be so dirty, right?Ye Ce was more inclined, he took the wrong medicine.

Anyway, whatever.How much information can be covered.

Ye Ce was overjoyed, and decided to be another scumbag who deceived the hearts of young people.

This copy scroll, he got 10 gold coins and 2 star fruits.Due to giving up the side mission [Farewell to Tang San], some points were deducted from the account.

He asked the system, what is the penalty for deducting points.Customer service answer points affect the ranking of the game.There is no real penalty, so let it be.

To him, Tang Huaixing is a good brother who values ​​love and righteousness.A friend living in a parallel world.They just met by chance, after all, they cannot cross time and space.

Ye Ce made psychological hints to himself again and again.

Even if they fell in love with him at first sight for no reason, it was due to Tang San's good looks.That's all.Absolutely no other reason, no extravagance.

None, nonexistent.

After repeating this, he suddenly became upset and irritable. He simply turned on the air conditioner to the lowest temperature, rolled up the quilt to cover his head, and forced himself to fall asleep.

Preoccupied doomed not to sleep well.

I had many strange dreams that night.After a while, he dreamed that he was wearing a black school uniform, followed by a group of little kids, calling him "big brother".After a while, I dreamed that I was pointing at a group of white-haired immortal cultivators and scolding them as waste dim sum.After a while, he dreamed that he was seriously injured, lying in the arms of a white tiger, eating its meat.

The self in the dream is not as tough as in reality, chewing meat in his mouth and suddenly shed tears, pointing at the stupid tiger and shouting: "Are you sick?!"

I have heard that the Buddha sacrificed his life to feed a tiger. Have you ever seen a tiger sacrifice his life to feed a demon?

The voice of the big white tiger is very deep, it is the voice of an adult man, like the subwoofer in the British drama, the ear can be pregnant, "No."

Ye Ce stubbornly wiped away his tears, and wanted to say a few words, but saw a red shadow flying towards him.

The husband hugged the big white tiger and cried, choked up and said, "I miss you so much."

At the time he was bewildered.

He couldn't understand more and more what the link between himself and his husband was.

The big white tiger is much more majestic, as if raising a paw can open up the world.At this moment, he was as obedient as a big cat, put away the barb on his tongue, and carefully licked away the tear stains on his husband's face.

Damn, even if Mr. took off his mask, I still couldn't see his face clearly.

What makes Ye Ce even more want to rape a wild dog is that Mr. this stinky and shameless man has warmed up with the big white tiger.The two touched their foreheads and rubbed their noses gently.

???

Did he time travel to "Animal World"?

In the next second, the big white tiger disappeared.The gentleman sat there alone, with nothing to hold in his arms, so he hugged his knees, pitifully.Ye Ce felt uncomfortable seeing people who were used to looking down on the world and pointing out mountains and rivers like dogs, and suddenly became weak.

He squatted in front of his husband, scratched his hair irritably, and said, "Hey, don't cry! A man, don't cry if you bleed!"

A sneer came from behind.

Ye Ce turned his head to look. Mr. Li put his hands behind his back and asked jokingly, "Who is crying?"

He turned his head abruptly, and found that the person sitting there alone and crying was himself.

All of a sudden, all kinds of inexplicable perplexities flooded into my heart, and all the clues became a mess, and I couldn't figure it out.He held his head in pain.

And the husband stood coldly, his eyes showing no mercy.Although he looks like an asshole by sitting on the sidelines, he is also a beautiful asshole.

Some people know that he is good-looking just by looking at his back.

"It's really narcissistic." The husband seemed to know what he was thinking, and suddenly mocked.

Ye Ce had a splitting headache, still caught a hint of malice in him, and retorted: "I praise you, how can you say I'm narcissistic?"

When the words came out, the Lingtai was a little clear, as if suddenly enlightened.

"The reincarnation of the demon species does not go through the procedures of the underworld. He was born from the essence of the sun and the moon, the anger of demons and ghosts, and he returned to heaven and earth after death. Even if the five thunders strike the top, the fragments of consciousness and soul are hidden in the flowers, or brick by brick. superior."

The gentleman looked at him and asked with a half-smile: "Who do you say I am?"

Ye Ce: "You are a ray of consciousness of the devil. Are you... me?"

"I shouldn't have told you so early. But someone seems to have touched your memory."

At this time, a long-lost handsome figure appeared in front of him.

Thinking in the day, dreaming in the night.

In the dream, Ye Ce looked more like a person, as if all the armor had been removed, and he was just an ordinary young boy.Greed, hatred, ignorance, love, evil, desire, joy, anger, worry, sorrow, fear, emotions and desires, mixed feelings.

When he saw Tang Huaixing, his chest was so soft that he was in a mess, and he was so timid that he couldn't even call him.I hope Tang Huaixing can say something to break this terrible embarrassment.

But Tang Huaixing didn't say anything, just smiled faintly.

After a while, a little bit of blood seeped out of the white eye veil, and two tears of blood flowed down.

Tang Huaixing once said that he was not sensitive to pain and would not cry no matter how much he was injured, but now he must be in extreme pain, bleeding and crying.

Ye Ce's throat seemed to be blocked by something, and he was speechless.The chest was sore, and he dared not look at it, so he raised his hand to cover his eyes.

A question rang in the ears.

[People come and go, why did you just fall in love with him at first sight? 】

……

The next day, Ye Ce woke up early with a sleepy look.When he walked into the living room, Li Ci was wearing an apron, and he was serving a breakfast combining Chinese and Western styles, soy milk fried sticks, steamed buns, and milk bread sandwiches.

Ye Ce stretched out his paws and grabbed a small steamed bun with thin skin and plenty of meat. The delicious soup splashed in his mouth, and he couldn't be more moved.With bulging cheeks, he said inarticulately, "What a virtuous little lame!"

The fat man played sword three all night last night, and was pestered by some hot girls to sing YY, he went out of the room with dark circles under his eyes, and his voice was hoarse when he spoke: "Don't call him lame every day, okay? Do you have a conscience? of?"

Li Jun, who was sitting on the sofa watching "Today's Headlines in the Cultivation Realm", said, "It's okay. My cousin is very silly and sweet, so he doesn't care."

Li Ci really didn't care at all.I don't know if it's because I have a big heart, or because I'm born with little tendons.Not only did he greet Ye Ce with a smile on his face when he said "crime" on the left and "crime" on the right, but he also asked with concern, "Do you want more vinegar?"

"I want it!"

Li Jun: "Cheek is making trouble."

Ye Ce gulped down the soy milk, then gnawed on the fritters, raised his eyelids and looked at him, "Isn't this the dormitory for freshmen? What are you doing here, a third-year senior?"

Li Junwen said politely: "I am ordered by the principal to come to accompany the prince to study."

"speak English."

"Take care of my cousin."

"You take care of him? He will take care of you!" The fat man has not forgotten the wonderful story of Li Jun taking off his pants to pee and almost fainting from crying.

Li Jun suddenly jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, his face was flushed, and he grinned: "No, don't mention it! Did you hear me! No one can say it, otherwise——"

The fat man turned his ear: "Otherwise what?"

Li Jun raised the newspaper in his hand, pointed to the gossip section of "Cultivation of Beauty" on it, and said with dark eyes, "I'll kill you all."

Classmate Xiao Li, also called reporter Xiao Li, is both an editor of the school newspaper and a media tycoon.

Ye Ce felt that although the gentle and gentle classmate Li was pretty good on weekdays, he would not lose the chain at critical moments, or maybe he thought that they were editors and part-time confidant sisters to enlighten others. In short, during the break between the four of them having breakfast, he took the scroll What happened here, picked up and told Li Jun.

"I dreamed that Tang San came to me crying last night. What's going on? Can you interpret dreams?"

Li Ci put his head down to eat.

The fat man was dumbfounded.

Li Jun bit his chopsticks and said, "You abandon others, and you still don't allow him to cry?"

"Abandoning or not. Why are you talking so ambiguously. Tang San and I are just brothers."

The fat man focused on the point, "Did you bite his ear?"

Ye Ce nodded, "At that time in the cave, I had nothing to do to be bored, so I just teased him."

The fat man reached out to touch his pocket, wanting to take out a hammer or hammer to give it to him, but when he felt it was empty, he remembered that he was no longer an employee of Li's Machinery Factory, and he looked angrily, "You...you..."

Ye Ce was confused: "What's wrong with me?"

Li Jun put it bluntly: "You said he was a brother. The fat man is also your brother, so would you bite the fat man's ear?"

Ye Ce glanced at the fat man's big greasy ears, his stomach was overwhelmed, and he felt nauseous, so he drank a few sips of soy milk to suppress his shock.

The fat man whined, "It's over, it's over. You're in love with an NPC!"

To them, Tang San is just a plot character in the game.

In fact, it is not uncommon to be infatuated with NPCs in 2050.Since the holographic version of Jiansan came out, countless innocent girls yearned for Sun Feiliang.As long as you prepare enough nutrient solution in the package, you can live in Qixiufang for several days and nights.If you are lucky, you can still dance with Feiliang Sun.

Fatty said with experience: "If you want to escape the vicious circle of online dating, then find a partner in reality!"

Ye Ce covered his forehead: "I'm going to face-to-face at the Anime Festival."

Li Ci finished his sandwich slowly, "My cousin is going too."

"Mianji?"

Li Jun raised his arms, covered his face with a newspaper, and said, "cosplay."

The fat man wondered: "What are you cosplaying? Pleasant goat."

Li Jun blushed, hesitating and unable to explain why.

The four of them went to class after breakfast.

Fengyunzhifeng requires students to complete all professional courses within one year.In the sophomore year, I mainly make up for credits, and in the third year, I started to go out for internships.Rich N-generations like Li Jun, either inherit the family business, or do nothing.

For the time being, he did not have the trouble of starting a family and starting a business. He became a book boy and accompanied Li Ci to the wind chime class.The other teaching buildings were overcrowded and jostling each other, only theirs was deserted and desolate.

It is said that the previous wind chime students have all died.

They stepped into the classroom, seeing a vast expanse of whiteness.White windows, white walls.White ribbons hung from the ceiling.Even a big white flower hung on the blackboard in front of it.

A gust of drafts blew past, making the four of them shiver involuntarily.

The fat man lowered his voice and asked, "Does this look like a mourning hall?"

Li Jun whispered BB: "It's just a little more unique arrangement."

Ye Ce looked at the pagoda tree coffins used as desks and chairs in the room, and felt that Li Jun could really speak, and he was worthy of being a new media reporter.

Li Ci frankly chose the first coffin under the podium, and sat on it - because the coffin board was covered, so he didn't get in.

The class bell rang at 8 o'clock, but there were only four of them in the classroom.

The fat man frowned and said, "Don't we have 20 classmates?"

"Last night, the space-time dial landed again. Unfortunately for the rest of the students..." A voice sounded like a eunuch's.

Ye Ce looked up, and a tall, slender man with his face whiter than the wall walked in with his butt twisted.

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The slender one is wearing a tall white hat, about 15 centimeters.Wearing a white robe embroidered with red trim, holding a small concubine fan in his hand, the two halves are rounded, shaped like a buttock.

The fat man thought he was equipped with cosplay Abe Seimei, but Ye Ce felt that he looked like Bai Wuchang, so he almost opened his mouth and stuck out a long red tongue.

Only Li Ci grasped the point and said, "Are the three of us the last wind chime students in the class of 2050?"

"Theoretically, yes." The tall, slender man spoke like a castrated rooster, with a high-pitched voice and a long breath.He stretched out his chicken paw-like hand, pinched the chalk and wrote on the blackboard, "Yuan Baibai."

He turned around, fanned the wind gently, squeezed his throat and said, "I am your head teacher."

Ye Ce got goosebumps all over his body, thinking that this teacher is really a treasure.Rubbing his arms, he kept looking at his hands, and finally couldn't hold back his curiosity, and asked, "Mr. Baibai, the fan in your hand..."

"It's an ass." Yuan Baibai said frankly.He covered his face with a fan, revealing a pair of wretched triangular eyes, "I like this shape."

What an upright head teacher who has corrupted public morals...

"Because there are only three of you left in the wind chime department. Oh, Mr. Li, why are you here? Could it be that you can't wait to give me your chrysanthemum?" He said while winking.

Spicy eyes!

The three of them shouted in unison.

Li Jun couldn't bear to look directly at him, covered his face and said, "I'll accompany my cousin to get familiar with the environment."

"Yuan Baibai raised a scale exaggeratedly, "Oh~~my Taishang Laojun~~Is this the little prince?He really looks exactly like our sage.Look at these charming Kazilan big eyes. "

Li Ci was still in front of the Taishan collapse without chaos, and said solemnly: "Hello."

"You are such a good boy. I will send you a big chrysanthemum~~" Yuan Baibai waved his small fan lightly, and a small yellow daisy appeared between his fingers.He reached forward and inserted the flower behind Li Ci's ear.

Ye Ce leaned back, moved closer to Li Jun, and asked in a low voice, "Is there no normal teacher in your school?"

Li Jun whispered BB: "The ones that can be sold are all over their heads, and there are only a few crazy professors left, let's make do with it."

With such a homeroom teacher who likes chrysanthemums and coffins, Ye Ce feels that his future is in jeopardy.

Yuan Baibai continued to speak in a hoarse voice: "You can get gold coins by swiping scrolls. In addition to buying handy weapons, I suggest that you strengthen cells. Such as strength enhancers, vision enhancers, and hearing enhancers. But, the time-space game does not give fools A way to survive. All panaceas do not have plain and straightforward names. For example, say "wanting a thousand miles away", which is a vision enhancer. If you fail the language, you will not survive. Keke."

Fatty and Ye Ce whispered: "Isn't it the world of comprehension? Why is there no elixir to reshape the bones?"

Yuan Baibai gave them a squinting look, "The aura is weakening, not to mention that the elixirs produced are of inferior quality, even the Immortal Medical Academy can't continue to open and close."

Li Jun bit the tip of his pen and said: "The spirit energy has decreased, and it is the sword repair who has the greatest impact. Flying with the sword has become a dream."

Ye Ce rested his chin with one hand and was stunned—in fact, he entered the mysterious store to buy enhancers.

[Zhuqi Xunxiang Yunshuike - Smell Enhancer, priced at 22222 gold coins]

[Xiaolou listened to the spring rain all night - auditory enhancer, discounted promotion, priced at 68888 gold coins]

[Able to run horses on the arm—strength enhancer, priced at 299999 gold coins]

[Want to travel a thousand miles - vision enhancer, priced at 299999 gold coins]

He glanced at the account balance, bought potions for smell and hearing, absorbed the experience from last time, and immediately mixed it with mineral water and drank it.

Drowsiness is a response to cellular regeneration.

He yawned and fell asleep with his pillow on his arm in the wind of Xia.

"Damn weather! It's so hot." Yuan Baibai thumped and fanned the wind, and he didn't know what to say, and hurriedly dealt with it, and walked away with his slender waist twisted.Just looking at the back view, it is called a graceful figure.

The three of them slept for a dark night, and when they woke up, there was only Li Ci who was sitting upright.Teacher Chrysanthemum is long gone.

Gollum~

The fat man rubbed the swimming ring, "I'm hungry. How about going to the cafeteria?"

"let's go."

The four of them marched towards the cafeteria in a heroic manner.They got out of class early, and there were not many locusts grabbing food in the cafeteria, and there were also seniors and sisters who had returned from missions.

Fengyun Zhiding takes care of students from all over the world, and divides windows according to regional cuisines.Ye Ce went to the No. 1 window line in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang area, and not long after, there was a gentle fragrance of flowers in the air.

The scent was very familiar, like Tang Huaixing's scent.

Ye Ce searched for the fragrance, and a handsome figure walked in slowly.He grinned and called, "Senior, shall we have dinner together?"

A classmate who looked like he was gay snorted coldly, "Senior Bai is so cold, why doesn't he eat with strangers!"

Bai Wangling walked over.

The little gay guy's heart was full of excitement, and the little deer bumped wildly, thinking: Does the senior want to have lunch with me?God!I will definitely be on the headlines of the school today!

He took out the mirror and took a look. The eyeliner was OK, the foundation was OK, the highlighter was OK, and the lipstick was OK.The colored contact lenses... oh, the colored contact lenses are crooked, Dai Daizheng.I wiped it, the double eyelids were pasted off, and I need to make up one!

Um!Simply perfect.

When everything was tidied up and the mirror was put down again, Bai Wangling was already close at hand. He cleared his throat, and said shyly and coquettishly, "Learn—"

Bai Wangling bypassed him, walked up to Ye Ce, and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

At noon in midsummer, the weather was unbearably hot.Although Bai Wangling was more resistant to heat than ordinary people, his little face was also puffy with powder, making his skin whiter and more translucent.

He looks like a man and a woman, with red lips and white teeth, and his golden eyes seem to have fallen into a round of scorching sun. When he looks at you, his whole body becomes hot.

Originally it was just a casual joke, but seeing Bai Wangling's appearance, Ye Ce's mouth suddenly became parched, he turned his eyes and calmed down for a while, and when he looked back at him again, he showed a naughty smile, "Eat you. Here you go!" Do you want to eat?"

The little gay gasped, took out his phone from his pocket, and typed with trembling fingers.

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Chrysanthemum Swallowing Black Hole: I'm dying, I'm dying!Ye Ce, the bastard, flirts with his seniors in public! ! !