3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

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The interpreter who was marching heard it, frowned and muttered: "What's that sound?" He ordered a few soldiers to go forward to explore the way, and after a while, he captured a beautiful woman.

Because she is so beautiful, Ono Dazuo (company commander) personally stepped forward to ask, first staring at the snow-white roundness of her chest, and then praised, "Yoxi, flower girl."

"What work?"

His Chinese level is probably limited to these two sentences.

Anyway, I grew up watching anti-Japanese dramas. Junjun cried fluently: "Master Jun, help! There are bears in front of us, and several of our sisters are trapped. I escaped with great difficulty, please help my sister." guys!"

Mr. Ono didn't know what he said, and he just paid attention to his long eyelashes stained with tears, and his charming and handsome appearance.

The interpreter also knew the virtues of his company commander. He coughed a few times, and then said in Japanese: "I want to report to the prince. This woman said that there are wild beasts ahead, and her companions are all trapped in the cave."

"Yo Xi, Duo Duo Hua girl." Ono Da Zuo didn't realize at all or guessed that there was a trap ahead.He believes that in this era of war, women with a little bit of beauty, in order to survive, should know how to follow the trend and find a strong backer to protect themselves.Not to mention such a beautiful girl.

Since the girl chooses to ask him for help instead of resisting, it means that she intends to surrender.

Da Zuo Ono's mind was filled with sperm, and even thought of a famous saying in Huaxia, "He who knows the current affairs is a hero."So he bowed his head and told the interpreter: "Send some people to kill the bear and bring all the women. Find a place to stay and rest. This woman, send it to my tent."

The interpreter understood, and then said to Junjun arrogantly: "You are lucky today. Taijun promised to help you rescue your friend. You still don't lead the way!"

Junjun scolded "bitch son of a bitch" in his heart, wiped his tears with his sleeve, and said, "Thank you, Mr. Jun."

The interpreter ordered about a dozen people, and Junjun said in a low voice: "The bears in our mountains are very fierce! Just to be on the safe side, let's call a few more helpers!"

"It's okay. We have guns!" The translator touched the gun on his waist, showing off with contempt in his eyes.Their weapons are much better than those of the Huaxia people, so naturally they don't need to be afraid of anything.

But Junjun just kept crying, saying nothing and refused to move forward, as if there was a huge danger ahead.Some people cry and cry, which will only make people feel bored, while some people, especially beauties, cry like pear blossoms with rain, which is purely pitiful.

Ono Dazuo stroked his short mustache, chattering a lot.The translator's face changed again and again, and finally he said helplessly: "Okay. We will all go with you to have a look."

"Thank you Majesty." Junjun said delicately, twisting the waist of the water snake and leading the way.He had a pair of peach buttocks, which were not upright, and walked in front, twisting and twisting, making a group of little devils widen their mung bean eyes and suck their saliva hissingly.

Mr. Ono wanted to stretch out his devil claws to rub his buttocks several times, but due to the clear sky and broad daylight, and in front of many subordinates, it was not easy to do such a careless thing, so he endured it, and ordered everyone to speed up , while instructing the interpreter to prepare the tent.Once the rest of the flower girls are rescued, rest where they are, and let everyone have fun together.

Junjun had already cut this bastard into pieces countless times in his heart, but he still observed calmly on his face.He didn't see Li Ci and the villagers just now, so there is only one possibility, the captives were all locked up elsewhere.

***

"Here we come." Standing on the highest rock, Ye Ce saw the little devil's army with a telescope.

"Hurry up and hide!" He said to Duan Qianheng.

Chubby's voice came from the brooch: "You press the button on the brooch, and an antenna will pop out. That's a lightning rod I made. You put the antenna on your head, and when the formation is activated, the thunder will not hit you. you!"

Ye Ce has no time to find out why Xiaopang put the antenna in the brooch's mental journey, because the little devil's army is close at hand.

He and Duan Qianheng hid behind a big rock on the corner, quietly waiting for the formation to exert its power.Once the eight trigrams formation is activated, anyone who steps into the center of the formation again will be severely injured.

"Why not yet?" The translator frowned, and then asked loudly, "Where is the cave?!"

Junjun pinched his throat and said, "We're almost here. Just go through the stone forest in front." As he spoke, he raised his breath, and the wind was blowing under his feet, and his skirt flew up, as if dancing, which made the little devils mesmerized , involuntarily followed him into the strange stone forest.

When walking halfway, Junjun suddenly disappeared.At this moment, Ono Dazuo just woke up like a dream, and said angrily: "Baga! Wow wow wow—"

In short, a bunch of unsightly and obscene insults.

He ordered the soldiers to search around. There are only stones here. Junjun must be hiding behind the stone. If he finds it, he will rape him on the spot!

The soldiers dispersed all of a sudden, searching everywhere, and when their feet stepped on the dirt and sand, they would print a gossip footprint.

At this time, a drop of rain hit the translator's face.He raised his head and saw that at some point, dark clouds were covering his head, and there was a faint flash of lightning, "Is it raining?"

"Hurry up! After you find someone, go back to the army to collect your clothes—"

"boom--"

Before he could finish speaking, a thunderbolt fell straight down, hitting his sky cap accurately!Like a sharp blade, it neatly divided him into two from head to toe, and immediately, bloody organs flowed all over the floor.

The rest of the people didn't know what happened, and they were a little confused for a while.After a long while, a person with a slightly longer reflex arc yelled "ahhhh".

At the same time, thousands of sky thunders descended to cruelly punish these greedy invaders.

"Ahhhh-"

For a moment, panicked screams rang out, and the little devil ran away in all directions.But Tianlei seems to have eyes, wherever they escape, they will strike there.If it was just artillery fire, maybe they wouldn't be so flustered.But this is an incredible supernatural power, which is really frightening.

"Baga, Baga!" Colonel Ono ordered everyone to calm down, but no one listened to his nonsense in this situation. He fired a shot into the sky, and his insignificant voice was covered by thunder.

In the confusion, several soldiers pushed each other, knocked Da Zuo to the ground, and dropped the gun.Da Zuo stretched out his hand to pick it up, and the blind soldier stepped on his hand again.

"Ah - Baga! Go away!"

The little devil's military supplies are well equipped, and the soles of the military boots are thick and cold, and this kick directly broke the big brother.Da Zuo hugged his arms and cried out in pain, and connected to the communicator.

"Moses Moses?"

"We arrived early for the ambush, you quickly come out of the guard room to support, ah—"

The sky thunders fell densely like rain, beating the little devils into panic, they fled one after another, trampled on Da Zuo one after another, and finally trampled him to death.

A voice came from the communicator: "Master Ono, where are you?"

What answered him was a voice crying father and mother.

Junjun held up the antenna while walking vigorously among the stone forests, and said to the brooch: "They didn't bring any prisoners! They should have locked them up in one place and sent heavy soldiers to guard them! Bastard, the village Where else can accommodate so many people?"

Erdan: "Altar!"

Junjun: "I'll go find the way first!"

Ye Ce, who was hiding behind the stone, said to the brooch: "The little devil should come to support. Duan Qianheng and I turned to the east and left. Comrade Erdan stepped forward to attract the enemy's firepower and lead them into the formation! Scout Comrade Xiaopang , Quickly find out the location mechanism!"

Fatty: "It's a locust forest, still in three rows. You pull out the tree in the middle of the second row!"

"Let's go." Ye Ce fastened the brooch, stuck a few branches on his head, pretended to be a walking tree, and retreated with Duan Qianheng without anyone noticing.

……

There is a sacrificial square in Xiaoxi Village. Every festive season, the whole village will gather to pray to the heavens and sing and dance.Ono Dazuo tied up all the villagers and left some people to guard them.

"Report to the officer. Found the position of the chief. It's in the northeast of Xiaoxi Village!"

"Leave [-] people to guard, and the rest will follow me to support."

Hearing the voice from the communicator, the rest of the people were terrified.Carrying guns and pulling cannons, they moved forward slowly.It's not that they don't want to speed up, but the cannon is too heavy to speed up.Due to geographical factors, Xiaoxi Village could not bring tanks in, so they were artificially pulled.

When we got to the top of the sun, a man with his hands on his hips suddenly appeared in his sight.The part-time translator's investigator's heart suddenly rose to his throat, he quickly took a closer look, and found that it was a hairy child less than half a meter tall, and immediately laughed angrily at himself, cursing, "Baga!"

With clear snot still on his face, Erdan took a breath expressionlessly, then slowly raised a middle finger to the scout, sank into his dantian, and shouted loudly: "Kneel down and sing "Conquer" for Dad!" !"

These words were taught by Ye Ce, the attitude must be arrogant, the face must be arrogant, and it is bound to ignite the other party's anger with one word.

For people who are extremely conceited or have low self-esteem, it is very annoying to be despised and insulted by someone who is many times weaker than themselves.

The scout's anger suddenly burned, and he threw the binoculars on the ground in anger, rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward to beat him until he screamed.Erdan spit on the ground, and then Sa Yazi ran to the east.

"Don't let him run away, chase after him!"

A group of people chased after them one after another, and when they stepped into the locust tree forest, a monstrous fire burned on their bodies for no reason, and it instantly became a sea of ​​flames as far as the eye could see.

"Ah! What's the matter?"

"Help!"

They wanted to escape from this place, but found themselves unable to get out.Going around and around, all in the same place.

Comrade Dudan, an expert on ghost hitting the wall, wiped the snot off his face with his sleeve, and left here slowly.

……

After Ye Ce and Duan Qianheng activated the formation, they used their feather fans to control the wind direction, diverted a path through the fire, escaped from the locust forest, and rushed to the altar.

"Call Junjun."

"Jun Jun received it."

"How's the situation there?"

"I found out. Everyone is locked in the hall on the sacrificial square. There are twenty devils guarding the door. I don't have enough marbles."

"How many marbles do you have?"

"Five."

After the three reconciled, Ye Ce gave Junjun a handkerchief.

Jun Jun ran around for a day, was sweating from the heat, reached out to take it without looking at it, and said casually: "Thank you." When he touched the handkerchief, he felt something hard.

"Hey, be careful not to fall out!" Ye Ce said hastily, "This is my shikigami inside. Don't touch it directly with your hands. You shoot it out with a slingshot.

On the sacrificial square, there was a soldier patrolling around with a bayonet.At this moment, with the whistling of the wind, a mass of white objects flew through the air and hit his arm with a snap.

"Who?!" He almost jumped up, his head jumped like a rabbit in his heart, and he yelled nervously: "Who is it?"

The handkerchief fell to the ground and scattered, and a beautifully crafted hairpin rolled in front of him.He narrowed his eyes, and cautiously touched the hairpin with the bayonet, suspecting that it was a bomb, but nothing happened.So he frowned, bent down and picked it up.

Ye Ce in the woods sang emotionally: "You betrayed my love, you owed your conscience..."

"Shut up! What nerves are you doing, are you trying to lure them over?!" Jun Jun raised his fist to beat him, but Duan Qianheng said, "Come here."

I saw that the patrolling soldier's eyes were straight, and the pink heart could be seen faintly, walking towards them accurately.Junjun immediately took out the marbles, but was stopped by Ye Ce, "No rush."

The soldier picked through the thorns with a bayonet and came to the tree where they were hiding. He raised his head and looked at Ye Ce. He grinned, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, drooling.

Ye Ce jumped off the tree and said to him, "Give me the gun. You go back and kill the guarding soldiers."

[Miss Hou's hairpin, the person who touches it will fall in love with the holder within 24 hours and obey him]

The little devil obediently took out the gun and handed it to Ye Ce, then returned the same way with the bayonet in his hand, and after a while he heard a string of chirping birdsong coming from the entrance of the hall.Several soldiers covered in blood rolled and scrambled to escape. The soldier who fell in love with Ye Ce was chasing after him. The bayonet in his hand kept poking at his companion fiercely.

Until a gunshot ended his life.

"Let's go." Ye Ce put his gun on his hands, dealt with the remaining little devils who were dying, and entered the hall with Junjun.Except for Li Ci, the rest of the poisoned villagers were still sleeping.

The little devil was afraid that they would rebel when they woke up, so he gave them sleeping pills.

Jun Jun hurriedly stepped forward to untie Li Ci, looked him up and down, and asked anxiously, "Aren't they □□ you?"

When beasts are on the brain, men and women are not taboo, especially a handsome boy like Li Ci.So Junjun was very worried.

Li Ci said unhurriedly: "There is no time."

The little devil was about to plot against him, so he was called out by Mr. Ono's call for help.

At this time, it was getting late, and the people in the village were about to transform again.Ye Ce explained the ins and outs to them in detail, "I'm going to Unit 438 to steal antibiotics."

Li Cidao: "I'll go with you. I know where the antibiotics are hidden."

Xiao Li is proficient in various languages.When the little devil was talking just now, he heard the news about human experiments in Unit 438.Ye Ce wanted him to stay and monitor Duan Qianheng, but Jun Jun was afraid that Duan Qianheng would seduce him and asked Ye Ce to take him away.

"..."

Ye Ce glanced at Duan Qianheng, who was pretending to be a potted plant in the corner, and said, "Then what will you do when your corpse changes?"

Jun Jundao: "That's not easy? Bind us all up.

At this time, Xiaopang and Erdan also arrived.Ye Ce warned: "Don't untie the rope on Duan Qianheng's body and the Dongling bracelet on his hand. Do you know?"