Overlord only likes to eat silly fish [Quick Transmigration]

****

After returning from the mission, Yan Yu's neck was obviously not injured, but he just felt a huge pain.The psychological shadow left by the overlord Yan Huai'an on him was too serious, and it took him more than a month to recuperate at home before he regained his former spirit.

Vacations are always short.The number of digits to the left of the decimal point of the bank | bank | card is not enough, and being single makes things worse. In order to survive well, work is inevitable.

This day, Yan Yuchen packed up his outfit and went to work at the company at ten o'clock on time.Upon arrival, he was notified to take the necessary tests.

Since [-]% of the therapists are soul travelers and do not involve their own bodies, most of the tests are aimed at their psychological state.

After a series of procedures, Yanyu's indicators are almost all qualified, except for the curvature test...

In the room, Yan Yu lowered his head and glanced expressionlessly at the limp little fish, put down the tablet in his hand that was playing some kind of hot action and passion movie, silently did a good job of psychological construction, and then Pick up the tablet, calmly follow the doctor's instructions before the test, and call up another action movie...

On the bright screen, two men, one tall and handsome, and the other coquettish and thin, first spoke ambiguously*, then flirted with each other physically, and finally rushed towards the great integration of life together...

Before the progress bar reached halfway, Yan Yu lowered his head and glanced at his little fish again. He stood upright and arrogantly. For a moment, Yan Yu felt that he had nothing to love.

He is the only one in his old Yan's family, now he can't be hard, what will he do in the future?

Yan Yu had a headache.He came out dejected, the sadness in his heart made him ignore the shame and embarrassment, and told the doctor about his situation in detail.

The doctor is a middle-aged man with a good face. After listening to his narration, he comforted him with experience: "Young man, don't be sad, be happy, you are still young, you have to look forward! After you finish the task like this, what will happen next?" I've seen a lot of normal therapists, and some of them recover after a while."

Yan Yu said: "What about the ones that haven't recovered? Can it be cured?"

The doctor said: "Oh, you can't use drugs like this. It all depends on your own good fortune. Whether you can get over that hurdle in your heart. In fact, there is nothing wrong with liking gay men like that. Same-sex marriage laws have been passed for many years. Come on, boy, don't be too nervous!"

Yan Yu silently cursed Yan Huai'an in his heart, and said: "I understand, thank you!"

Seeing that he was packing up to leave, the doctor suddenly said, "Young man, you haven't talked about a girlfriend, have you?"

Yan Yu shook his head.Regardless of his own appearance, he is handsome and handsome, but he really hasn't even held a girl's hand in these years. Thinking about it, it's quite abnormal.

The doctor pondered for a moment, and then said: "May I say one more thing, in my opinion, you may be crooked in the first place."

The implication is that you have never been straight before, so don't get entangled, and accept the open door of the new world calmly.

Yan Yumu walked out of the medical department in a daze.

Before he warmed up his chair at his work station, the landline suddenly rang, and the personnel from the personnel department asked him to talk.

It was not a good start for him to fail in his first mission.The company's first crossing passage broke down, and he was also called to run into it, and his luck was very bad.

Because his life was almost over, the relevant person in charge of the company decided to give Yan Yu some compensation after discussion.

Originally, a rookie therapist like him was not qualified to choose tasks, but then he would have three opportunities to put forward his own opinions when doing tasks, and then the company would give appropriate satisfaction.

So, Yan Yu sat face to face with his colleagues in the personnel department. After thinking about it, he made his first request: "My second task is not to have male patients."

After information retrieval and screening, the colleague told him regretfully: "Sorry, the patients who need treatment will not have women in the next year."

Yan Yu found it incredible.Is it possible that all the sick people are men these days?However, as soon as he raised his head and was extremely sincere to his colleague, without any expression of telling lies, he silently swallowed the question that came to his lips, and turned to make a second request——

"Patients should be straight and straight, with absolutely no tendency to be gay."

The colleague checked and regretted again: "Dude, no one dares to guarantee you this request. After all, no one can predict whether you will meet a same-sex person who makes you uncontrollably bent in the future. The company will provide you with a The data shows that the patient has been straight from the past to the present, what if he bends as soon as you pass by..."

Yan Yu: "..." He said it as if he was a killer of straight men, and he was a professional hooker!

Seeing his disheveled face, the colleague changed the subject: "There is indeed a patient here, who should be able to meet your requirements. However, he is a eunuch, and he is genuine. Well, without tools, he can't do anything to others..."

Eunuchs... aren't they all perverted?Can they play better without tools than with tools?

Yan Yu asked again: "What's wrong with him?"

A colleague said: "He loves to laugh, but it's all fake. The task is to let him learn to smile sincerely."

Yan Yu feels that there are many problems. Is it a problem to laugh too much these days?But it's better than paranoia.

The colleague immediately said: "If you go there, your status will be higher than him - the emperor of a great country above tens of thousands of people."

Yan Yu wanted to think about it first. His colleagues said that this task does not wait for anyone, and there are many therapists watching.

Scratching his head, Yan Yu suddenly thought of an important word.He said: "I will never be a fool or mentally retarded again!"

"Don't worry, that emperor's IQ has broken through [-]. He is absolutely black-bellied and vicious...he has a lot of room to play."

Yan Yu: "..." An IQ of over [-]...how does it feel...huh?

A colleague asked: "Have you thought about it? If you fail to succeed in a mission when you join the job, your year-end evaluation will be ugly."

Yan Yu had a decision in his mind.He said again: "I will take over this task, and besides, I need to change my assistant."

Lao Jin is too unreliable, how can he leave the therapist there in the middle of the mission to fight alone?Too bad.After much deliberation, his intuition told him that there was something wrong with Lao Jin.

The biggest flaw was the last mission, he was still hesitating whether to lose his kidney or not, Lao Jin cut him off first and then played, driving the ducks to the shelves, forcing him to do this and that like Yan Huai'an...

The colleague sighed: "Actually, Lao Jin is already one of the best therapist assistants. He has never failed in his job so far. He has rich experience and is a rare good assistant. This time assisting you is his first failure. .”

Yan Yu: "..." Blame me?I'm innocent too, okay?

At this time, the colleague said again: "If you study carefully, your first mission is still somewhat successful. Your patients have a place in their hearts... Think about it. If you could turn the situation around at that time, spend more time and successfully get The possibility of falling ill is quite high..."

Yan Yu laughed when he heard that.For a person like Yan Huai'an, it's really not easy to leave him a small corner in his heart.However, he is not rare, and he hopes to never meet such a person again in the future.

Of course, he will never meet Yan Huai'an again in the future.

****

There are many things in this world that are often unexpected and prone to accidents——

A few days later, Yan Yu crossed over again. When he became conscious, before he opened his eyes, the company replaced him with a more intelligent mechanical system, constantly brushing information in his mind, background, current body data...

When the IQ column was displayed, Yan Yu was so frightened that his eyes widened and he almost held his breath——

IQ 75 - the same score as the male lead in a classic foreign movie he had seen.

Let’s look at the reasons for his low IQ—he was injured the day after tomorrow, he was poisoned 10 minutes before he came over, and only one life was saved after the rescue—so it didn’t meet the information his colleagues told him.

Yan Yu felt the malice of bad luck, but he could only swallow this bitter fruit silently.

Now that he's here, there's no reason to withdraw when he sees that the situation is not good.

Only then did Yan Yu start to look at his current identity information——

The original owner of the body was surnamed Rong, and his single name was a fish.Before he was poisoned, his life was full of ups and downs, exciting and thrilling.