The False Protagonist and the True Demon King[Comprehensive]

"So what are you thinking?" Nakahara stared at Osamu Dazai, "Designing a messy conspiracy and getting yourself into this strange situation, do you remember that you are the leader of Hong Kong gangsters?"

Osamu Dazai sat on the seat, he looked at the endless blue sky beside the bed, and did not answer Chuya Nakahara's question at all.

"Hey……"

"Chuya." Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at him, "Has Xiao Jinghua left?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted, "I have let her go according to your order."

"It's hard work, then, let's continue, since we are all saved, then work hard to live for a while..."

"Hey, Dazai, what exactly do you want to do?" Zhongyuan Zhong is also the only cadre in Gangheli who doesn't respect Dazai very much, and has said more than once that he wants to kill him, but in fact, compared to harm, he does nothing. is protection.

Osamu Dazai smiled, "An interesting person appeared, Chuya."

"How interesting."

"I do not know."

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at him, "So?"

"It's interesting because you don't know." Osamu Dazai closed his eyes, "Isn't it very interesting to suddenly discover an extraordinary and unexpected person in this world without any surprises? This kind of unexpected surprise. "

Nakahara also turned his head. He knew very well that Osamu Dazai was referring to the person who used to sit opposite him. That person had already noticed that he had passed, but he never made it clear. He seemed to have no idea whether Osamu Dazai would leave or not. care.

But even so Nakahara knew that that person belonged to someone else, as evidenced by the ring on his left ring finger.

Being able to wear the ring on the ring finger of the left hand means that you have found a life partner and refuse to approach others.

"Since there is nothing else, I will leave first. The kid needs to be replaced by someone. You should find a good candidate as soon as possible."

Osamu Dazai watched Nakahara Chuya leave, "Yeah."

Ah, it's such a terrible decision to go on living, so painful, but there's nothing you can do about it.

In the detective agency, Ryunosuke Akutagawa left the medical room, and Dr. Yosano's ability, Please Don't Die, is a medical ability that can fully restore people, and they fell asleep only because of the sedative.

At the same time, Nakajima Atsushi also woke up, far from the legendary white god of death, he looked like a shy and fragile teenager.

At the last moment, Osamu Dazai issued an order to expel Atsushi Nakajima from Hong Kong.So...he's actually not the white god of death in Hong Kong anymore.

"Hi, hello, this is the Armed Detective Agency, what? There's a girl downstairs looking for us?" Kunikida Doppo looked out the window suspiciously. The call was from the owner of the cafe downstairs.

"Mr. Kunikida, what's wrong?"

Kunikida Doppo shook his head, "I'm not sure, it's the boss downstairs who said there was a young girl in the coffee shop who claimed to be looking for us."

Osamu Dazai thought for a while after hearing the words, he looked around and counted the number of people, and finally identified one person.

"Oh, it's Kyoka-chan." Osamu Dazai nodded suddenly, "It turns out that Kyoka-chan is still in Hong Kong and Hei, partnering with A-Dun?"

"Jinghua has always liked Dun, so it should be understandable to follow her." Shen Xi responded, "She should have been expelled from Hong Kong together."

"Well, it's conceivable."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally it was Odasaku who spoke.

"The mirror flower you are talking about is Izumi Jinghua, the girl killer of Hong Kong and black?"

"It's Izumi Kyoka, but not a girl killer." Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "Kyoka is a good girl, as long as she is taught well, she will become a pretty good member."

Kunikida Doppo sighed, but he had to go down no matter what, otherwise it would be too dangerous to leave her in the coffee shop, Odasaku stood up, said I will go with you and went downstairs together.

The detective agency was quiet, only the game sound effects occasionally leaked out by Shen Xi playing the game.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa would glance at Osamu Dazai from time to time, and in the silence he finally spoke.

"I know Quan Jinghua, and I once fought her when I was at the headquarters of the gangsters. She is a very scary girl. I am afraid that she has hurt countless people. She is completely inconsistent with the good girl that Mr. said."

"So?" Osamu Dazai looked at him, "According to this standard, you have killed many people, aren't you a good person?"

"I've never been a good person." Akutagawa Ryunosuke stared at him, "I... I'm just a beast."

"Fierce beast? Is that how you evaluate yourself?" Dazai Osamu thought for a while, "It's pretty consistent."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke closed his eyes, "No, it was that person, the man in black said it."

"It's still the same sentence, so what?" Osamu Dazai leaned on the back of the chair, "You said that you are a fierce beast, and even a fierce beast has a good side, why doesn't a little girl have one? Little Jinghua is still Very cute."

"But……"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke wanted to say something more, but he couldn't say a word. He didn't know how to refute, saying that he was already a good person?Or is it impossible for the girl to be a good person at all?

No, this kind of hypocrisy made him sick.

Shen Xi raised his head and glanced at Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai was smiling at the moment, his kite-colored eyes sparkled, obviously he was in a good mood.

"Stop misleading our members." Edogawa Ranpo interrupted their conversation, "Don't always fall into his language trap, good and evil are not judged so well, and the detective agency is not a place to distinguish between good and evil. "

Osamu Dazai talked for a moment, he looked at Ranpo regretfully, "Mr. Ranpo, don't always expose me."

"No." Edogawa Ranpo snorted, "Akutagawa is a member of our detective agency, so bullying is not allowed."

"But I'm also a member of the detective agency~"

"That's not true, there is no one named Osamu Dazai on the list of our detective agency." "So don't pretend to be our members casually, this is not allowed!"

Shen Xi glanced at Osamu Dazai, who seemed to be deflated like a deflated balloon, "Only Mr. Ranpo can cure you. Someone like Mr. Kunikida who has been tossed by you for two years is still alive." great."

"Hey, hey, that's not what you said, Shen Xi."

"So, sorry?"

"Please don't apologize to me with such an emotionless voice." Osamu Dazai shouted weakly.

"Forget it." Shen Xi continued to devote himself to the game, "Don't make trouble for Dazai, be a little more mature."

So where does this guy think he is naive, and where does he think he can criticize him for being naive?

The door opened, and Kunikida Doppo and Oda Sakunosuke walked in. Both of them had serious faces. A girl came out from behind them. The girl was wearing a red kimono, her long black hair was draped over her shoulders, and she was wearing a beautiful kimono. Red bow.

The girl raised her head, her eyes were empty.

"I was fired by Hong Kong gangsters. I came to find Dun, and someone told me that Dun is here."

The girl was so young that they even doubted that she was 15 years old. Her petite figure and the mobile phone hanging around her neck made her look quite weak.

Is this the legendary girl killer?

"Where's Don?"

"Don't be nervous, Atsushi is still in the medical room." Kunikida Doppo answered her question with a steady voice, he pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, he believed that all members of the detective agency would not even be able to hold a little girl steady .

Yosano Akiko was leaning against the door frame of the medical room with a coffee cup, and she frowned the moment she saw Izumi Kyoka.

"Dun..."

"I'll accompany you in to see him." Kunikida Doppo said, leading Izumi Kyouka into the medical room.

Of course, this is not to accompany, but to monitor the whole process to prevent her from making any changes.

No matter how old she is, this girl is a dangerous person, plus Atsushi Nakajima who is temporarily incapacitated in the medical room, this combination still needs more attention.

"Shen Xi, Shen Xi, let's play chess!" Osamu Dazai pulled out a chess board from nowhere, he put the black pieces in front of Shen Xi, and kept the white ones for himself.

Shen Xi looked at the chessboard, "Why are you playing chess all of a sudden?"

"Shall we play a game, that is, whoever wins will say something that the other party doesn't know."

Shen Xi thought for a while, "Is there anything between us that we don't know?"

"Don't worry about these details!" Osamu Dazai patted the table, "Come on~"

"En." Shen Xi never refused Dazai's invitation, he quit the mobile game directly, and then started playing chess with Dazai.

This decisive attitude made everyone realize that this person hadn't lied from the beginning. Although he was playing games, he didn't care about these things at all, and he didn't care at all when it was time to abandon them.

The horror of a man who has nothing of interest.

Osamu Dazai and Shen Xi didn't play any complicated chess, at most it was a bit more advanced than backgammon. They came over and took a look at it, then left in distaste, and called it a primary school-level game.

"Here, here, does Shen Xi want to come down here?"

Shen Xi glanced at him, and then placed the chess pieces where he said as he said.

Osamu Dazai smiled and placed the chess piece on the other end, blocking Shen Xi and winning the first chess game.

Although... But this is not a problem!

"I won, Shen Xi, Chen Xi, hurry up, I want to hear a story I never knew."

Shen Xi sat in his original position with a blank expression, he thought for a while.

"The three major forces of Hong Kong and black, the port mafia, the special agent department and the armed detective agency, the three complement each other and jointly undertake the task of protecting Yokohama, but now, there is a vacancy among the three major forces, and the next step will be to contact them. "

Osamu Dazai smiled, "Really? That's the way it is. Come on, let's play the next game."

At this moment, no matter who they were, they all realized in an instant that they might be playing this game to reveal some news to the detective agency.

Some first-hand information that only Osamu Dazai himself and those who know what Osamu Dazai thinks can guess.

The loser in the second game was Osamu Dazai. He looked at the chessboard with a smile in his kite-colored eyes.

"Trading this kind of thing is not divided into organizations. Even the port mafia, as long as there are enough things to attract the Secret Service, they can get a full exchange of benefits."

Shen Xi squeezed the black chess pieces in his hands, and placed them randomly on the chessboard, while following Dazai Osamu's words.

"The most precious thing in the Esoteric Secret Service Division and the thing I want to know the most is the book."

"He got the memory outside the book from the book." Osamu Dazai put the white chess piece in the middle.

"Oh, but this is treating yourself as a bargaining chip, Dazai probably wouldn't make such a dangerous deal." Heizi fell into the middle of Baizi, "Will you Dazai do this?"

Osamu Dazai laughed, "You are right, the decisions I make are 100% successful."

Edogawa leaned on the chair leisurely, "Where are the chips?"

"One chip is enough." Osamu Dazai sighed, "After all, Zhong is a big killer, and a Hong Kong and Black Zhong with two blacks can also exert their full strength. It's quite a scary scene."

"force?"

"No, it's not just that." Dazai Osamu murmured, "There are too many places worth paying attention to, and anything is possible."

Edogawa staggered and tilted his head, "You mean Hong Kong gangsters will take action? Well, we still need to pay attention to this."

"Mr. Luanpo is so powerful, you can definitely think of it." Shen Xi's voice was calm, but he really thought so, "Mr. Luanpo gave me very good advice a lot of times, even people like me can Get advice, then these things must be okay."

"Have vision, I like you!"

While Shen Xi and Ranbu were talking, Osamu Dazai secretly moved the black pieces on the chessboard, and Junichiro Tanizaki's eyes twitched when he happened to see it.

Shen Xi looked down at the chessboard, he was silent for three seconds.

"Dazai? Did you change the pieces?"

"No! That's where they are."

Shen Xi looked at him, then at the chess pieces, and finally ignored them, and continued to play chess with these chess pieces, not minding at all.

This man is really finished.

Tanizaki Junichiro sighed silently in his heart, this will definitely make Mr. Dazai who likes to bully even more unscrupulous.

Oda Sakunosuke slowly turned a page of the document, turning a deaf ear to everything in front of him.

With a click, the door of the medical room opened, and Kunikida Doppo came out, gestured with Yosano Akiko and him, and then closed the door.

"How about that little girl?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"Her." Kunikida Dopō sat back in his seat, "She fell asleep lying on that person's hospital bed. After checking with Dr. Yosano, it was found that she was wounded and had a high fever."

So in order to treat the little girl's wound, he had no choice but to withdraw and hand everything over to Dr. Xie Ye.

"There is no absolute right and wrong in this world." Osamu Dazai held the white piece in his hand and dropped it, ending the game.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke lowered his head slightly, he always felt that many things this person said were aimed at himself.

Whether it was at the beginning or now, those sharp words that seemed to be ironic deeply hurt his heart.

"Actually, Osamu Dazai didn't understand the novel written by Oda Saku." Shen Xi said suddenly.

Everyone blinked, Qiqi transferred the realization to Shen Xi.

"what?"

"What, what is this? You know I don't know. Oda Tsukuru wrote in Chinese. Isn't it normal that I don't understand Chinese?" Dazai Osamu said angrily: "So you read Oda to him. The novels I wrote were not read to me."

"So you're making trouble because of this?" Shen Xi's voice was full of doubts.

"Can't you? I even hinted that you're going to read some serious literature."

Shen Xi turned her head, "I think you're making excuses, and you definitely didn't think so at first."

Although everyone was a little surprised what was going on with Odasaku's novels, but these two people... always cut off the topic at the most important time, it's really annoying.

……

Time passed day by day, Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka woke up and said some things, but they were all irrelevant, most of them were not important things, President Fukuzawa asked the members to observe more after understanding the situation .

It is best to control their actions so as not to cause bad consequences.

But compared to these, Osamu Dazai and Shen Xi are much more free. They don't need to go to work or to be present, and they can occasionally play around in the detective agency, which is not too pleasant.

"The weather is really getting colder and colder, and it will be winter in a few days."

Shen Xiha let out a breath, and instantly white mist floated into the air. In the cold weather, people could already be seen wearing thick coats and scarves around their necks.

"It's really cold, maybe it will snow."

"It's snowing?!" Osamu Dazai exclaimed, "That's great. If it snows, we can go out and play together. Then there will be the New Year, and then the Spring Festival, when the cherry blossoms will bloom."

"How about looking at the past according to the front line of cherry blossoms next year?"

Shen Xi nodded, "If you have a vacation."

"Speaking of Shen Xi, do you still want to find a job? Do you want to join a detective agency? Everyone will welcome you."

"Stop it, I'm still used to being a teacher." Shen Xi took a step forward, "I have passed the test for a teacher's license in many subjects, it would be a waste if I don't use it."

But even in such a cold weather, the hardworking people were not organized. The shop opened early, and all kinds of things were placed in the shop, which looked quite attractive.

"Wow, Shen Xi, look at this." Osamu Dazai stood in front of the shop, "The colors are so rich!"

Shen Xi leaned over to take a look, and the cupboard was full of colorfully packaged candies.

"candy?"

"Yes, Shen Xi, have you heard of it? Sugar can wash away sadness." Osamu Dazai drew a smiling face on the cabinet, "It can make you feel better."

So following this fallacy, Osamu Dazai bought a small pile of candy, Shen Xi looked at the candy in his hand, he knew very well that Osamu Dazai didn't like sweets, he might prefer bitter coffee to sweet.

"Dazai, why do you buy candy?"

"Well, it's used to bribe Mr. Ranpo!"

"Which Mr. Ranpo?"

"Both!" Osamu Dazai walked in front with his hands behind his back, and Shen Xi could see the smile in his eyes.

But I have to say that where there is Dazai, there will be accidents. This may be the legendary protagonist's disaster system.

A deafening explosion sounded, Shen Xi and Dazai Zhi tilted their heads, the glass of a certain floor of a tall building next to them exploded, and thick black smoke rolled out.

"Oh? What's going on?"

Dazai Zhi raised his hand, but before he could speak, a group of terrified people rushed over screaming, Dazai Zhi and Shen Xi were quickly separated, and there was no shadow of each other in the vast crowd.

Shen Xi didn't really feel anything, after all, he was going back to the detective agency in the end.

He looked around and didn't see anyone, but he saw the back of Osamu Dazai at the edge of the crowd.

Squeezing out of the crowd, Shen Xi followed, "Dazai?"

Looking back, the man was not Dazai, no, it should be said, not the Dazai he was looking for.

The man in the black coat looked at him and smiled, "It's you."

Shen Xi nodded, "Oh, I thought it was Dazai, aren't you the boss of Gang Hei? Isn't there any danger here?"

As he said that, the explosion sounded again, and a large piece of glass fell from a height and hit the ground with a shattering sound.

"It's okay." Dazai Osamu said with a smile: "After all, I have encountered too many such things. The whole of Yokohama is full of people who want to kill me. No matter where I go, I will be attacked. This is just one of them. It's just normal together."

Shen Xi looked at him, "Oh."

"It's so cold, don't you have any other reactions?"

Shen Xi thought for a moment, "What kind of reaction is needed?"

"Such as expressing sympathy?"

"Okay." Shen Xi grabbed a handful of candy from the bag in his hand and stuffed it into his hand. Osamu Dazai was a little surprised looking at the colorful candy wrappers.

"You like this kind of stuff?"

"I don't like it, but it's sweet. Some people say that eating sweet can make you feel better." Shen Xi said, "If you're in a bad mood, don't laugh, and no one wants to see you smile."

A voice calling his name came from behind, Shen Xi waved to him, then turned and left.

Standing in the shadows, Osamu Dazai stared at the candy in his hand and murmured, "Doesn't anyone want to see me smile?"

"It's a fact that makes people laugh."

A person fell behind him, Zhong Yuan Zhong also said in a hoarse and cold voice, "It has been dealt with."

"Well done." Osamu Dazai continued to look at the candy in his hand, "Does Chuya want some candy?"

"What?" Zhong Yuan frowned slightly, "Why did you suddenly talk about candy?"

"Because some people say that eating sweets can improve your mood." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "Who knows? How can a small candy control things like mood?"

He turned and left, with a thick haze in his dark back.

Under the corner, a candy wrapped in red sugar paper was left in place.

"So Shen Xi, did you give him the candy that belongs to me?" Osamu Dazai complained with candy in his mouth, "I said it long ago, Shen Xi, you have to ignore him, don't pay attention to him at all."

"is this necessary?"

"Of course." Osamu Dazai bit the candy into pieces, "Don't give him any hope."

Shen Xi tilted her head, "Is this considered hope?"

"For me it is hope." Osamu Dazai said sullenly: "Since I have been living in a hopeless world, then there should be no flames. Once I have a light spot, but leave Broken directly, I will be very sad. .”

Shen Xi lowered his head, "Really?"

"Shen Xi, no one understands myself better than me, and no one understands my loneliness and desolation better than me." Osamu Dazai looked at him, "I am also a human being."

Human beings with sad and happy emotions and desires in their hearts.