The False Protagonist and the True Demon King[Comprehensive]

"It's almost New Years, but I always feel like there's something I haven't done."

Everyone in the detective agency stared at Osamu Dazai with suspicion in their eyes.

"Hey! Why are you looking at me like this? I really think I forgot to do something."

"So this is the scariest point." Atsushi Nakajima said softly, "Mr. Dazai will also forget something? Generally speaking, isn't it done on the spot?"

Shen Xi sat beside Osamu Dazai and looked at him.

"So it's a matter that Dazai didn't pay much attention to. Generally speaking, other than you slapping your head and making a sudden decision on this kind of matter, it's when you think it can be slowed down in the overall situation."

"Huh? Is that so?"

Osamu Dazai fell into deep thought, with a rather rare serious look.

Osamu Dazai has always had this expression since he came to the detective agency this morning, as if he was trying to make a bad idea secretly, but he couldn't find the target, so everyone in the detective agency avoided him in an instant.

But it doesn't matter, today is the last day of work for the detective agency.

"What is it?" Osamu Dazai lay on the table and looked up at the computer screen. Shen Xi was still reading his book quietly, as if nothing could disturb him. Planned for New Years holiday.

"Dazai haven't remembered yet? It's almost time to get off work."

Osamu Dazai looked at Shen Xi, "Speaking of Shen Xi, do you Chinese people attach great importance to the New Year?"

"Well, it's the most important festival of the year." Shen Xi responded perfunctorily, "It's about the day when we go home and reunite no matter where we are."

"Yeah, I've heard that there is a New Year's banquet in China, and a table of dishes will be cooked."

While talking, Osamu Dazai was stunned, he stood up suddenly, "I remembered what I forgot!"

Shen Xi looked at him, "Oh? What is it?"

"Going to attack Mr. Mori! Yes, there is still this thing that hasn't been done! It must be done before the New Year, Shen Xi, let's go together!"

Shen Xi nodded, "OK."

"No!" Kunikida Doppo roared angrily and stood up, "Did you know that the detective agency can't fight with the port mafia at this time, Dazai!"

"But I'm on vacation." Osamu Dazai said with a smile, "It means that no matter what I do, I have nothing to do with the detective agency!"

"Even if it's like this, it's too impolite to disturb others on New Year's Eve!"

"Did Kunikida-kun suggest that I do my own thing after the New Year? Eh~ I really can't help it, so I'll just throw firecrackers in at the beginning of the New Year. It will be quite interesting!"

"Hey! I never said that!" Kunikida Doppo angrily slapped the table.

Shen Xi slowly turned over a page and continued to read.

"Shen Xi, you see, this is the fate of you who have always been used to this seaweed head! It is too unruly to cause trouble at will!" Kunikida Doppo pointed at Dazai Osamu and roared.

"Yes." Shen Xi turned another page, "I will take good care of him and won't let him get hurt."

Kunikida Doppo choked, "I want you to stop him from attacking gangsters."

"Huh?" Shen Xi raised his head, "No, I also hate Mori Ogai, so I'm very interested in this matter."

"Tsk tsk tsk, Kunikida, you expect Shen Xi to be able to contain Osamu Dazai, you are so naive." Yosano Akiko shook her head with a newspaper, "Since you want to sneak attack Dr. Mori, do you have any plans? Do you want to?" Need me to give you a plan?"

Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, "Please talk to Dr. Yosano."

Yosano Akiko sneered, and then uttered terrifying words from her mouth that were enough to make the audience scream. There seemed to be a terrible darkness behind her, which made the people present tremble uncontrollably.

"That, that..." Junichiro Tanizaki whispered, "Isn't that a bit too much? Although it is the port mafia, it helped us before, so..."

"It's not just excessive, it's already a crime..."

"Cut." He and Yosano Akiko re-opened the newspaper, "Compared with the living, it is more interesting to dissect the dead. Of course, if you can let me dissect Dr. Mori alive, I will be very happy."

"So, are you actually going to let the living become the dead?" Atsushi Nakajima smiled awkwardly, "Even if it is Hong Kong gangsters, it's a bit pitiful."

Dazai Osamu listened to the suggestions of the members of the detective agency seriously, he nodded and looked at Shen Xi, "What does Shen Xi think?"

"Me?" Shen Xi tilted his head, "Listen to you."

"I knew you would say that..."

"Then that's it! The plan to attack the mafia at the port begins!" Osamu Dazai announced happily, and then no one paid attention to him except Shen Xi.

Edogawa was chewing the fudge in his mouth, and carefully placed the last card on the top. Click, the door opened, a gust of wind blew, and the tower of cards collapsed instantly.

"Huh!" Edogawa stepped forward to make amends, but it was too late, and he could only watch helplessly as his success all afternoon was wiped out.

Looking at the door angrily, even the president can't do it!

"President!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi walked in, and he looked at the people around him, as well as Shen Xi who was almost half a member of the detective agency.

"Let's get off work, everyone. The holiday starts tomorrow. Don't interrupt the communication. Contact us at any time. Let's go."

Edogawa walked out in disorder, "President, you brought down my tower!"

"Really? Sorry."

"I forgive you! But you want to take me to eat meat buns from that family! It's the one we went to last time!"

Seeing Ranpo Edogawa and President Fukuzawa leave, Osamu Dazai stood up instantly.

"Everyone, see you after the holiday! Shen Xi is leaving!"

"Yeah." Shen Xi picked up the book and followed behind him, "Dazai, do you think I should call the parents of the students to wish them a Happy New Year?"

"Leave your students a way out!"

Shen Xi tilted her head, "Is that so?"

Shen Xi has found a job again, and he is still a middle school teacher, but this time it is at Yokohama's school. Although Shen Xi looks a little silent, his resume is really beautiful, he has all kinds of certificates, and he is the adopted son of the Akashi family in Tokyo. .

After two days of consideration, the school made an exception and accepted him, and arranged him to be a Mandarin teacher in a class that happened to be on maternity leave.

The school's winter vacation started earlier, at least much earlier than the detective agency, which didn't close until New Year's Eve, so he stayed with Dazai in the detective agency for the past few days, and the books in his hands changed from novels to textbooks.

After two days of onlookers from the detective agency, they finally admitted that Shen Xi really looked like a conscientious teacher.

But once he thought about the fact that this man defeated the hound and went to Meursault to rob Osamu Dazai and the Majin by himself, he couldn't face up to his job as a teacher at all, it was too contrasting.

Walking out of the detective agency, Osamu Dazai jumped into the snow that hadn't melted yet, creaking sounds came from his feet, he stepped on the snow happily like a child, with bright eyes.

And our mature adult: Shen Xi, he followed Dazai Osamu with his books in his arms, just like a doting parent.

"Dazai, what should we do?"

"First of all, stop Chuya first." Osamu Dazai stepped on the snow and smiled like a fox, "As long as Chuya is not there, the others will not have any difficulty at all."

……

"Ah Choo." Zhong Yuan rubbed his nose and looked at the sky.

"What happened to Mr. Nakahara? Are you sick?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke was taken aback by the sound of Nakahara Chuya's sneeze. He never remembered that Nakahara Chuya went to the hospital because of illness. Could it be that this winter was too cold so he caught a cold? ? !

"No, someone is probably scolding me, it must be that cunning mackerel!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was taken aback for a moment, "You mean Mr. Dazai?"

"Otherwise?" Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted, "I always feel that something will happen tonight, that damned mackerel..."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was a little puzzled, "Will Mr. Dazai come? But tonight is a banquet, and everyone will be there. I don't think Mr. Dazai will attack at this time."

"You're wrong. If it was Dazai himself, he certainly wouldn't be stupid, but now, there is another person beside him, and this person's strength is enough for him to think about being stupid once."

Nakahara put on his coat and walked into the darkness, "But this guy, even if he comes, he won't come back, Akutagawa, let's go, the time for the banquet is getting closer and closer."

"Yes." Akutagawa Ryunosuke hurriedly followed.

As a legal organization with a license to open with supernatural powers, Hong Kong Hei adheres to the principle of treating members of the organization well, and holds a banquet the day before New Year's Eve every year, making it look like a normal organization.

"Alice-chan, don't run to the table, come, let's take a look at this dress again, the red one must be very suitable for you!" Mori Ogai chased the little golden girl and ran around the room.

"No! Rintaro wants to wear it himself!" Alice was bouncing around, looking swollen.

"My dear Alice, the last set, this is the last set!"

However, even so Alice still did not agree, Nakahara Nakahara coughed at the doctor, Mori Ogai turned around, still holding a small skirt in his hand.

"Oh, it's Chuya-kun, you guys are here so soon?"

"Boss, didn't you tell us to arrive before seven o'clock?" Nakahara Nakaya looked at Mori Ogai, "Akutagawa and I have already arrived, and I met Miss Momiji on the way."

Mori Ogai coughed, and he sat down on the chair, with a little helplessness in his eyes, "Actually, I asked you to come so early for the purpose of organizing. I suspect that Dazai-kun will take advantage of this time to cause trouble."

"What? Mr. Dazai will really come?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke was a little surprised.

"Seventy percent chance, after all... Shen Xi hates Hong Kong gangsters." Mori Ogai said hesitantly: "According to Mr. Dazai, today should be the best time to start this year."

When Osamu Dazai defected, Zhong Yuan, who was not in Hong Kong gangsters, also looked at Mori Ogai, "Why does Shen Xi hate Hong Kong gangsters?"

"Maybe it's revenge on society, Chuya-kun."

Nakahara also shrugged, "Alright then, Akutagawa and I will pay attention to our surroundings."

Anyone who has reached a certain position in Hong Kong and black can come to the banquet. This banquet was quite grand, but this time, everyone who came to participate wore a brooch, which was an exclusive identification mark.

Shen Xi stood not far away holding the book, "Dazai, do you want to grab one?"

"No, I don't want to wear anything with the logo of Hong Kong gangsters in my life." Osamu Dazai lay on Shen Xi's back, "By the way, how did you get into Hong Kong gangsters before? You went in without anyone noticing."

"Are you going to take the path?" Shen Xi looked at him.

"Walk."

After going around twice and climbing through two windows, Osamu Dazai found that he had actually entered Gang Hei directly, and the location was even his office at that time.

Sitting on the chair, Dazai Osamu was rarely surprised and said, "It's been four years, and Hong Kong gangsters haven't blocked your way in yet?"

"They can't find it." Shen Xi sat on the table, "And even if it is blocked, I can find another way."

Dazai Zhi laughed, just when he was about to say something, there was a sound of footsteps, Dazai Zhi and Shen Xi blinked, and then he took Shen Xi to hide in a cabinet.

The door was opened, and Nakahara Chuya walked in from the door and turned on the light.

Then he stared blankly at the window that was opened and gusts of cold wind for three seconds.

Zhong Yuan also pulled out a chair and sat on it, then made a call, "Boss, it's me."

"Nakaya-kun? Aren't you in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang? Why do you still call me?" Mori Ogai was a little surprised.

"The bastard Dazai may have sneaked in." Nakahara Nakaya looked around, then he stared at the cabinet and stopped his gaze, narrowing his eyes slightly, "I suspect that he hasn't gone far."

Mori Ogai narrowed his eyes slightly, "Then please Chuya-kun."

"Yes." Zhongyuan Zhong also kicked open the cabinet, but saw that it was empty, he frowned slightly, and then rushed out as if remembering something, just in time to see a piece of sand-colored clothes disappearing at the corner of the corridor.

"Bastard Dazai! Stop!" Nakahara Nakaya hung up the phone instantly and chased after him.

After the figure of Nakahara Chuya was confirmed to have disappeared, Dazai Osamu came out from the door. He looked around, then turned around with a smile and walked forward, "The plan is successful, Chuya is still so easy to deceive."

The sand-colored coat on his body has disappeared, and only a black lapel shirt can be seen, with a laid-back look.

"What should I do now?"

Turning the corner, Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, Ryunosuke Akutagawa stood in front of the window and didn't know who he was talking on the phone with, his eyes kept looking out of the window with a bloodthirsty and ferocious expression.

"Ah, that's right. It is said that Mr. Dazai may appear, and I am patrolling with Mr. Nakahara."

"Gin, you have to be careful, Mr. Dazai is quite cunning, if I catch him, I will definitely..."

Osamu Dazai backed away slowly, but Ryunosuke Akutagawa's voice was still there, it was really scary, and he almost faced him head-on.

Just after Osamu Dazai took two or three steps, a familiar voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Stop, who are you? Were you eavesdropping on my communication just now?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke stared at the person in front of him with his mobile phone, and then he stared at the white bandage wrapped around his arm as if he had reacted.

"Mr. Dazai?!"

Seeing that he was recognized, Osamu Dazai ran away in an instant, Akutagawa was very annoying to deal with, it was a waste of time.

"Silver! Notify the boss! Mr. Dazai has sneaked in!"

After finishing speaking, Ryunosuke Akutagawa hung up the phone and chased after him. He must let Mr. Dazai see his growth!

On the other side, Zhong Yuanzhong also caught up with the man, staring at the man in front of him trembling.

"Where's the bastard Dazai?!"

"Inside." Shen Xi was wearing Dazai Osamu's coat, still holding his book in his arms, "Nakaya-kun, do you want to go back?"

He sat quietly on the rock, with the same height and thin figure as Dazai Osamu, it would be quite suitable even in Dazai Osamu's coat, so he was able to fool Nakahara Chuya!

"What are you planning to do?!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also stared at Shen Xi fiercely, "At this time, he suddenly ran to Hong Kong."

"Maybe it's because Dazai missed his previous position, so he came back to take a look." Shen Xi tilted his head, "This reason is very reasonable, right?"

"Not at all!" Nakahara Nakaya turned and walked back, "Damn it, that guy Akutagawa can't handle the bastard Dazai at all."

Shen Xi blinked, and jumped off the rock, "Is Chuya-kun going to find Dazai? How about taking me?"

"not so good!"

"Why?" Shen Xi chased after him, "I just found Dazai."

"Because this is Hong Kong gangsters, not a detective agency."

Shen Xi nodded, "So that's the case, then I'll go find him myself."

With that said, Shen Xi turned around, but was grabbed by Zhong Yuan when he was about to leave.

"No, you can't go anywhere, just wait here for me!"

Shen Xi looked at him, there was no movement in his dark eyes, the light reflected on the white snow, making the surroundings brighter, and it was also because of this that Zhong Yuanzhong could see his eyes clearly.

Damn, this guy didn't take his words to heart.

At this moment, with a bang, the Hong Kong Hei Building exploded, and Shen Xi took the opportunity to sweep Zhong Yuan Zhongya's hand away and rushed into the Hong Kong Hei headquarters.

"I...! You stop for me!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also suppressed his anger and quickly followed.

Osamu Dazai alone is not easy to deal with, if Shen Xi is added, Hong Kong gangsters will be turned upside down tonight!

Osamu Dazai doesn't need to hide Akutagawa's ability at all, because it is ineffective for him. He only needs to use some around him to ensure that Akutagawa can't catch up with him. It's very interesting that the ability suddenly disappears in mid-air.

"Ah, Akutagawa, you did a good job. It seems that you have made some progress after four years, and you are no longer the idiot you were before."

"Mr. Dazai, I...!"

"But it's still a little tender."

Directly leading the erupting Akutagawa into the banquet hall, the people in the banquet were stunned for a moment, and then panicked for a moment, and everyone counterattacked the intruder in an instant.

"Wait a moment!"

Akutagawa, who was detoured all the way by Osamu Dazai, didn't notice that this was the banquet center, was stunned at the door with a blank face.

Osamu Dazai opened his hands, as if to welcome the attack, with a bright smile in his iris-colored eyes.

Kacha, just at this moment, the window shattered, and a person in a sand-colored coat broke in through the window. A barrier blocked Osamu Dazai, blocking all attacks in an instant.

Putting down his hands with some regret, Osamu Dazai pursed his mouth and said: "Oh, Shen Xi, you came too early, if I were a little later, I would have reached the other side of death."

"Sorry." Shen Xi waved his hand, and the barrier instantly shattered, and he turned around to block Chuya Zhongyuan who had been following him.

"You two bastards!"

The battle between Shen Xi and Nakahara Chuya opened and closed, at least no one except Dazai Osamu could stand firm, the gravity and golden fragments all over the room made the whole process a terrifying scene.

Standing at the highest point, Mori Ogai sighed deeply, watching the messy banquet.

"I knew it would be like this."

Suddenly, with a click, Mori Ogai was stunned for a moment, he lowered his head, turned around, just in time to see his hair falling on the ground.

hair?It's his right?

"Hahahaha." Dazai Osamu laughed rather shamelessly, "Mr. Mori, the new hairstyle is really pretty!"

Only then did Ogai Mori realize that Osamu Dazai was no longer in his original position, he was standing in the corner, and Alice was trapped in the corner.

"Alice sauce!"

Alice stared at Osamu Dazai, and after shaking twice, she began to cry loudly.

"Wow, Lin Taro, save me, it's so scary, Lin Taro, I don't want to disappear."

"Dazai-kun, calm down!"

Osamu Dazai turned his head and smiled at Mori Ogai, a smile full of mischief, then he put his hand on Alice's head, a white light lit up, and Alice disappeared instantly, leaving only a piece of Air.

"Okay, Shen Xi, let's go!"

Sweeping away Zhongye's attack, Shen Xi picked up the books on the ground.

"Goodbye, Mr. Zhongye."

Even though he was so angry that he exploded, he didn't stop the two of them in the end, Mori Ogai stared at the chaotic banquet and his own hair, with blue veins crawling on his forehead.

……

"Dazai." Shen Xi stared at the phone and poked Dazai, "Mori Ogai is so boring."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai, who was eating soba noodles on New Year's Eve, blinked, "What happened?"

"Mori Ogai went to sue."

Osamu Dazai was stunned, "Where did he go to file a complaint?"

"The school where I teach." Shen Xi showed him the mobile phone interface, "He ran to the school to find the principal, complained that I didn't look like a teacher, and didn't apologize when his daughter was scared to tears. Such a person is not worthy of being a teacher. It is said that it has been going for two days in a row.”

Swallowing the noodles in his mouth, Osamu Dazai rarely knew what to say, "Will that affect your work?"

"Yes." Shen Xi stared at the screen, "The principal asked me to apologize to him, and told me that it's wrong to make little girls cry during the New Year, Dazai?"

Stopping the hand that was pouring the crab meat frantically, Osamu Dazai took a sip of the noodle soup, "Do you want to apologize?"

"No, it's not me who made Alice cry, it's obviously you." Shen Xi put the phone on the table and started to eat soba noodles, "If you want to apologize, you have to apologize."

Osamu Dazai laughed, "In this case, you might lose your job."

"It doesn't matter." Shen Xi said: "Dazai once said that you will support me in Nihong, and you can just get paid anyway. As for Mori Ogai, if I am really fired, I will cut off all the rest of his hair .”

"I've already recorded the audio and sent it to him." Osamu Dazai raised his phone, "So this time it's a war between hair and work!"

"you're right."

Halfway through eating the soba noodles, the white tiger boy ran in with a smile on his face and excitement in his eyes.

"Mr. Dazai, Mr. Shen! Are you done eating? Everyone is going to set off fireworks."

"Oh, are the fireworks going off? Shen Xi, let's set off the fireworks together!" Osamu Dazai threw away the soba in an instant, and pulled Shen Xi out.

Outside the door, the members of the detective agency were all there. They were either standing or sitting. Miyazawa Kentomo was trying to light the fire, and Kunikida was talking about the disadvantages of setting off fireworks, but he didn't say a word to tell everyone not to let them go.

As for whether Mori Ogai will stop complaining to Shen Xi in order to protect his hair after hearing the recording, that's tacit.

"Rintaro is a big villain! I will hate you from now on!"

"Alice-chan! I was wrong, I was really wrong! Come down quickly!"