The False Protagonist and the True Demon King[Comprehensive]

"It's so small." Quan Jinghua tried to poke the white fur, but there was no response.

"This is so strange, how could there be such a supernatural ability in this world?!" Atsushi Nakajima collapsed.

"It's so cute, can I touch it?" Miyazawa Kenji tried to reach out.

"No! He's mine!" Osamu Dazai stopped him directly.

Tanizaki Junichiro quickly said: "Kenji, this is not a toy, so you can't touch it."

"It turns out that there is such a strange ability. I have to write it down. The ability can lead to..." Kunikida Doppo recorded in his notebook with a serious face.

Edogawa Ranpo blinked, "Dazai? Didn't you recover when you touched it?"

"If it recovers, it won't be what it is now." Osamu Dazai said helplessly, and then picked up the white rabbit from the table.

Yes, White Rabbit.

Today he was on a mission to track down a suspicious person. Shen Xi followed him to the detective agency from the morning because he was on weekends. This time he also went to the field work.

But unexpectedly, the ability of this suspicious person turned out to be able to turn people he touched into random animals. It was a rather strange ability, but they didn't avoid it because they both thought he was an ordinary person.

As a result, Osamu Dazai's ability was invalidated, so the ability had no effect on Osamu Dazai, but Shen Xi...he turned into a white rabbit.

White Rabbit Alas, a small, soft, three-petal-mouthed rabbit!

Osamu Dazai tried to use his own ability to nullify and eliminate the ability, but it was completely ineffective!The prisoner sneered and said that he would never recover, and Osamu Dazai stomped the white rabbit into the mud with his foot in his arms.

Before Osamu Dazai beat him to death, someone from the Special Ability Section took him away, and promised again and again that he would pry the reason why the ability could not be eliminated out of his mouth!

"So what are we going to do now? Mr. Shen Is this all right?"

Osamu Dazai teased the rabbit on the table with a piece of grass, "I don't know, I have no thoughts at all, and this little guy doesn't look like he knows me. Could it be that he lost his memory after becoming an animal?"

"Ah, the wound on Dazai-san's hand!"

"Yes, I was bitten by him." Osamu Dazai pursed his mouth, "Why does such a small and cute rabbit have such sharp teeth."

Edogawa stared at the rabbit in disorder, and after a while he smiled, "Let's have a meeting about why Shen Xi couldn't change back after turning into a rabbit! Let's find a way by the way!"

"What's the point of such a debate?" Atsushi Nakajima whispered.

"Of course it's meaningful, maybe Shen Xi can be transformed back!" Edogawa said decisively, "Dazai, you agree too!"

Osamu Dazai nodded, "If you can make Shen Xi change back, then let's start."

The white rabbit moved its little nose, and then began to gnaw on the weeds that Osamu Dazai put on the table.

Osamu Dazai stared at it for a while, and suddenly sighed, "It's so cute..."

But no matter what, the discussion on "How Shen Xi Transformed From a Rabbit Back to a Human" started. The white rabbit was placed on the table, surrounded by a circle of people, including Mr. Ranpo and Naomi.

"Okay, everyone is here!" Edogawa Ranpo raised his hands, "Let's start the discussion now!"

"Wait a minute." Yosano Akiko pointed at Osamu Dazai, "Why did Dazai raise a rabbit? Would a guy like him raise a rabbit?"

"That's not a rabbit, it's Mr. Shen." Atsushi Nakajima explained in a low voice, "Mr. Shen accidentally hit the enemy's ability, and then he couldn't be eliminated by Mr. Dazai for unknown reasons."

"That's right, that's it." Edogawa Ranpo used a marker pen to write the two big characters of rabbit on the cardboard.

"Our goal today is to get Shen Xi back!"

Yosano Akiko's eyes lit up, "Oh? The ability to transform from a human into a rabbit? Hey Dazai, can you dissect it for me, I really want to know its internal structure."

"Excuse my refusal."

"Cut, stingy." Yosano Akiko curled her lips, "My supernatural ability can save dying people, and the rabbit is the same. It doesn't matter if you dissect it for me, huh? That's right! I have a solution .”

Akiko Yosano said with a smile: "Would you like to try my ability, dissect this rabbit to a near-death state, and then use the ability to save it, maybe it can be restored to its original appearance."

Crowd: ...

"Actually, I still want to dissect with Dr. Yosano." Junichiro Tanizaki whispered.

"Please forgive me for refusing again." Osamu Dazai poked the little white rabbit's white fur, "If you want to dissect it so much with Dr. Xie Ye, you can go to the Secret Service and find that person to use his ability to transform into an animal again."

"Dazai, you are right." Yosano Akiko stood up, "Mr. Ranpo, I am asking for leave today."

Edogawa nodded in disorder, "Okay, I will speak to the president."

So the person who made the first suggestion left in a hurry, and everyone stared at the door before reacting.

"Hey, don't stop, everyone continue to give suggestions!"

"Yes, look at me, I have a suggestion!" Miyazawa Kenji raised his hand, looking very happy.

"Oh? What does Kenji want to say?" Kunikida Doppo was a little surprised. After all, he felt that Miyazawa Kenji was still a child, and he didn't expect such a difficult matter to be able to think of a solution.

Miyazawa Kenji said with a smile: "Let's find a turtle and a rabbit together?"

Everyone was silent for three seconds, Kunikida tilted his head alone, "That Kenji, why did you find a turtle?"

"Because of the tortoise and the hare race!" Miyazawa Kenji said: "Let the hare and the tortoise run together, and then reach the finish line. If you work hard and win, Mr. Shen will definitely turn back into a human."

"why?"

"Because the rabbit lost in the story of the tortoise and the hare."

Everyone looked bewildered.

"He meant that the tortoise and the hare will lose in the race. If the hare knows the ending, it will run hard and surpass the tortoise. The victorious hare will become a human like a fairy tale." Osamu Dazai did it once. translate.

Kunikida Doppo looked at Miyazawa Kenji blankly, "Kenji, do you mean that?"

Miyazawa Kenji kept nodding with bright eyes.

"Next." Edogawa Ranpo wrote the tortoise on the blackboard, "Which one of you has a solution?"

Kunikida Doppo coughed, "Actually, I'm still very surprised. After all, even this seaweed head can't eliminate the ability. It's really surprising. You must know that this guy is the ultimate anti-ability user."

"So, what's the suggestion?" Dazai Osamu interrupted Kunikida Doppo's accusation against himself with a smile.

"Have you tried to use abilities on prisoners?"

"Yes." Osamu Dazai nodded, "I kicked him twice, and logically speaking, any ability that touches me would be invalid, but Shen Xi is still a rabbit."

Kunikida Doppo frantically flicked through his notebook, "There are actually such cases, I remember I recorded them, let me look through them, and I found them! It says..."

"rumor……"

Kunikida Doppo coughed, and he closed his notebook in front of everyone's eyes, "Everyone can continue to express their opinions."

After writing the words "rumours" on the board, Edogawa Ranpo looked at Naomi who was beside Tanizaki Junichiro, "Naomi, would you like to say something, I see that you have been hesitant to speak."

Naomi blushed in an instant, "I think Kenji's method is good, but it's just... In the fairy tale, Snow White wakes up because of the kiss of true love. If you don't know Mr. Zai, you...do you want to..."

The hand that teased the rabbit paused, and Osamu Dazai blinked, "Naomi-chan, are you serious?"

Amidst the noise, Edogawa Ranpo yawned and wrote the words "True Love Kiss", and the discussion continued.

"Does Little Mirror Flower have any suggestions?"

Quan Jinghua thought for a while, "No, I was just wondering why Mr. Dazai's ability failed. This seems more strange than Mr. Shen turning into a rabbit."

"No, my ability has not disappeared, and the people I touch still cannot use it." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"That means that there is something wrong with Mr. Shen." Quan Jinghua nodded, "Perhaps we can start with Mr. Shen, and we will always find some unreasonable things."

Edogawa Ranpo nodded, "Okay, next! Aton, tell me."

"Me?" Atsushi Nakajima scratched his head sadly, "I don't know what to say about this matter. On the contrary, I am still wondering how Mr. Shen could become a rabbit when he is so strong... As for how to recover, Let's find the murderer."

In the end was Junichiro Tanizaki, he blinked, and finally said: "Everyone said very well, but this, could it not be Mr. Shen, if Mr. Shen, even if he becomes a rabbit, will he forget Mr. Dazai? "

Everyone stared at him, and finally everyone except Osamu Dazai nodded, saying that he was right.

It makes so much sense.

After writing all the suggestions on the board, Edogawa Ranpo nodded in satisfaction, "Everyone has worked hard to find a way, and you can still question it, which is pretty good."

"Do we need to investigate?" Atsushi Nakajima raised his hand, "For example, investigate Mr. Shen's affairs at school, or ask the murderer."

"No need." Edogawa Ranpo smiled, "Hey, Dazai, you almost understand."

Osamu Dazai smiled, "Maybe not."

Everyone looked at these two people blankly, some did not understand what they were talking about.

At this time, the phone of the detective agency rang, and Junichiro Tanizaki ran over to answer the phone.

"Hello, this is the Armed Detective Agency."

"It's me." Yosano Akiko's voice came from the phone.

"With Dr. Yosano?" Junichiro Tanizaki blinked, "Did something happen?"

"Tell Osamu Dazai, I dissected the animals that were transformed by supernatural powers, and found that they are actually animals inside." Yosano Akiko made no secret of the fact that she ran to do medical experiments, "The lifespan of a rabbit is only ten years."

After speaking, the phone hung up with a click.

Immediately afterwards, Osamu Dazai's cell phone rang, and he took it out of his coat pocket, and the moment he saw Ango's name, he knew it in his eyes.

"Dazai? Is that you?"

"It's me, has Ango been interrogated?" Osamu Dazai asked him with a smile.

"That's right, you already know." Sakaguchi Ango sighed, "We stayed up all night for interrogation, and finally confirmed that this person's ability is not to turn people into animals, but to exchange people and animals. It's uncontrollable."

Everyone in the detective agency stared at the white rabbit on the table.

"That is to say, this is not Mr. Shen, Mr. Shen may be in a place we don't know now?"

"That's it." Edogawa Ranpo shook his head, "Except for Tanizaki, have you never considered that this is not Shen Xi at all? The invalidation of Osamu Dazai's ability is useless, the only possibility is that it is like this. "

Ango Sakaguchi heard the commotion here, and he yawned, "That's it, I will bring the prisoner to you in a while, and ask him to exchange Shen Xi and the rabbit back. Please ensure the safety of the rabbit, and don't let your The female doctor dissected it."

"I know." Osamu Dazai responded with a smile, then stared at the rabbit, "I knew it, how could Shen Xi bite me."

The white rabbit was poked in a daze, and continued to gnaw grass after a while, with a stupid look that didn't know anything.

When Anguo Yasugo brought people here, everyone in the detective agency was watching to see which big shot lied about his abilities.

"Exchange." Sakaguchi Ango looked at that person with seriousness in his voice, "You should know how to do it better for you."

Gritting his teeth, the man finally put his hand on the rabbit and activated the ability.

A flash of light flashed, and the white rabbit disappeared, and a familiar person appeared on the table. He was wearing white clothes, holding a snake in his right hand. The snake was as thick as an adult's wrist, and it was still twisting.

As if realizing that he was back, Shen Xi raised the snake in his hand to Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai, do you want to eat snake soup?"

Crowd: ...

That's right, this is Shen Xi!

Osamu Dazai stared at the snake in his hand, "That Shen Xi, can you tell me where you got this snake?"

"I suddenly changed the place before, and then I found that the snake opened its mouth to bite me, so I grabbed it." Shen Xi tilted his head, and asked again: "Dazai, do you want to eat snake soup?"

Osamu Dazai sighed, and then stepped forward to hug him.

"You scared me to death."

Lifting the snake up to prevent it from biting Osamu Dazai, Shen Xi blinked, feeling a little dazed.

"Oh, I'm sorry?"

"No need to apologize." Dazai Osamu whispered: "As long as you are by my side, snake soup, right? We'll find a master to make it this afternoon."

The poor snake writhed and hissed, why did that happen!Mingming just planned to eat the little rabbit beautifully, but found that the little rabbit turned into a two-legged beast, and planned to eat it!

Mother!Is this the law of nature? !

In the end, Ango Sakaguchi asked Shen Xi to take the snake away on the grounds that "this snake is a protected animal", and compensated them for a special dinner. The poor snake ran to the depths of the forest immediately after being released. , And vowed to quit rabbits from now on!

Based on this incident, Sakunosuke Oda wrote a novella about a child who could turn into a rabbit to find out why he turned into a rabbit. It became an instant hit and became the top three children's books.

Oda Sakunosuke was at a loss for a long time, completely unable to understand why his novel became a children's book.

Then he was chased by Dazai Osamu for the copyright fee, although he was dismissed by Oda Sakunosuke with a glass of wine.

……

Inviting people to eat is a technical job, especially when the two friends opposite are a couple, Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, with an expression of congratulations that he chose the box.

The treat this time is an apology for letting go of the snake before. Although this is not a high-end restaurant, the food is delicious enough.

"Ango, why haven't you started?" Osamu Dazai asked him while lying on the table.

Angu Yasugo sighed, "I have an appointment with Oda Tsukuru, he should be here soon, wait for him."

"Oh? Is Oda Saku coming too?" Osamu Dazai held up his head, "Isn't he crazily rushing to write manuscripts every day?"

"It is said that the sales of the last fairy tale book were very good, so he plans to take a break."

Osamu Dazai nodded, "I see, Shen Xi, sure enough, I should still ask for copyright fees."

"Oh." Shen Xi responded, "Remember to ask for my share."

"Actually, compared to resting for a period of time, I feel that he may have a mental breakdown." Ango Sakaguchi nodded after finishing speaking, "It must be, I received a call from him in the middle of the night and heard him complain a lot."

"Huh? Oda Tsukuru who complained?" Osamu Dazai became interested, "What did he say?"

"That's why his novels are regarded as children's books. It was obviously not defined like this at the beginning, and it suddenly became popular, which was completely unexpected... etc."

Osamu Dazai laughed, "This is too funny!"

"So it means that Dazai's psychological age is that of a child." Shen Xi interjected while reading the book, "Dazai likes that book very much, and he has the same hobbies as children, and Dazai is indeed a child."

"Hey!" Osamu Dazai leaned on Shen Xi's shoulder, "Don't tear me down, Shen Xi."

But Osamu Dazai recovered in the next second, and his face-changing speed was comparable to that of an actor.

"Since Odasaku is here, can I ask Odasaku to sign all those books for me! I see that many people want Odasaku's books, and I can make a lot of money by selling those books It's a deal!"

Shen Xi sighed, "Yes, I like you."

Ango Sakaguchi felt that it was better for him to shut up.

"Actually, my books are not expensive. I have held a signing event before, and the signatures are not worth much." Oda Sakunosuke walked in from the door, "If you want, I have a few sets of refined editions, which can be given to you .”

Dazai Osamu let go of Shen Xi with a smile, "Yo, Oda Tsukuru, long time no see!"

"Long time no see." Oda Sakunosuke sat down, "This time I plan to live in Yokohama for a while, which one of you two can take me in?"

"Oh? Do you need to take him in?"

"I'm a defector from Hong Kong gangsters. It's always bad if I meet him." Oda Saku took a sip of water, "But in comparison, the Armed Detective Agency and the Supernatural Secret Service Division can definitely cover me up."

Ango Sakaguchi nodded, "This is indeed a problem, but I often work overtime at work, can you go back to my house by yourself?"

"It's not that you often work overtime, but you have been working overtime." Osamu Dazai complained, "When will you take a break, Ango?"

"On vacation." Sakaguchi Ango sighed, "I feel that vacation is more tiring than work..."

Shen Xi turned a page of the book again, "Oda Zukuo, I have read your book."

"Really?" Oda Sakunosuke was a little surprised, "But it's okay, Shen Xi's words are from Huaguo, and he can understand Chinese, and Dazai and Ango's words need to be translated."

"No, I don't need it." Sakaguchi Ango said: "I can still understand simple vocabulary."

Shen Xi closed the book, "Is there any snake soup?"

Ango Sakaguchi laughed, "Why do you keep thinking about snake soup, there is no snake soup, but there is wine, I ordered the best wine in the store, would you like to have a drink?"

"No, no, no, Shen Xi can't drink, something terrible will happen." Dazai Osamu said with a smile: "Ango should have seen it, it is the same level of terrible incidents in bars before."

Ango Sakaguchi thought for a while, and then was startled by the collapsed house and broken ground in his memory.

"You're right, I'll ask the store for juice now."

Shen Xi didn't mind what to drink, he just glanced at the orange juice on the table, and didn't say anything else, this in itself was nothing special to be concerned about.

"This is the first time we got together after that." Oda Saku looked at the wine glass and said, "I said before that we must get together once Shen Xi comes back, but we are always disturbed by various things. "

Ango Sakaguchi nodded, "But as long as everyone is here, we will always get together."

"Yeah, at that time it was indeed said that we must have a drink together, but it's a pity that Shen Xi can only drink fruit juice." Osamu Dazai knocked on the wine glass, listening to the crisp sound of the glass being knocked, "It's rare to get together once. .”

"Let's toast before serving the food at the store." Odasaku raised his glass, "For the reunion."

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, and he raised his glass, "For reunion."

"Since this is the case, we can't leave it behind." Osamu Dazai raised his wine glass, "For reunion."

Looking at them, Shen Xi slowly picked up his own juice, "In order to survive."

"Hey Shen Xi, you don't fit in well." Dazai Osamu hugged Shen Xi, his kite eyes were full of smiles, "You should say the same thing as us."

Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango looked at each other, and also saw the smile in each other's eyes.

so good.

Whether it's Osamu Dazai or Shen Xi.

What a miracle this is, a meeting that redeems two people.

"Okay you guys, the food is coming, this time I'm treating guests, you can eat whatever you want." Sakaguchi Ango said.

Shen Xi thought for a while, "Snake Soup..."

"Snake soup is not acceptable!" Sakaguchi Ango looked at him helplessly, "You choose what's on the menu."

Shen Xi sighed, and looked at Ango Sakaguchi with a compromising look.

"Okay...then eat the rabbit."

"Why are rabbits other than snakes?" Ango Sakaguchi asked him strangely.

"Can't you?"

"No, I just want to know why."

Shen Xi thought for a while, "Maybe it's because I read Oda Saku's novel recently."

"You look at the male protagonist in my novel and want to eat rabbit?" Odasaku was a little surprised, "Is it delicious?"

"Hey, this is not what you should say, you should complain, Odasaku!"

The author has something to say: 1. This time it is really officially over. Thank you for your support and follow-up. I love you all.

2. Send a small red envelope in the message of this chapter, a little care for the lights.

3. Finally, publicize the advance receipt of the next book.

Title: "Lucky with a Personality of Super High School Level"

Copywriting: All Might took over the orphan after his friend's death: a boy named Komaeda Nagito, and also got a warning letter with a big exclamation mark on it, which read:

1. Once he says he is unlucky, stay away immediately. The time is preferably more than half an hour, and the distance is preferably one kilometer away.

2. Satisfy what he wants immediately, otherwise it will cause serious consequences.

3. Put an end to all words of "hope" and "despair".

All Might: ? ? ?

On the first day of bringing him home, the boy was kidnapped. The kidnapper stepped on a banana peel and threw himself into a puddle, almost drowning. He picked up a diamond ring by the puddle.

On the second day after taking the man home, the daily necessities bought by the teenager were snatched by the sex criminal. Ten seconds later, the daily necessities exploded and the criminal was blown over. He got three times the compensation from the shopkeeper.

On the third day after taking the man home, the boy couldn't pick the pears on the tree. When he was depressed, a meteorite fell from the sky, knocking over the pear tree, and pears fell all over the ground.

Sadly, All Might added a fourth clause to the warning.

4. Not sure if your personality is lucky or unlucky.

……

Note: The copywriting may be changed at any time before the text is opened, but the stalk will not change, okay (the copywriting is useless)