The False Protagonist and the True Demon King[Comprehensive]

The duckweed crutch hit the barrier fiercely, but it could not shake the transparent wall at all. Hibari Kyomi stared at Shen Xi and Dazai Osamu coldly, with a vicious expression that showed the person's displeasure.

"Who the hell are you? Leave Binsheng!" Hibari Kyouya threw the coat on the ground, "Otherwise, I will kill you!"

Shen Xi's eyes lit up slightly, "Is what you said true?"

"What?" Hibari Kyouya frowned. He still remembered this person, who dared to come to Bingsheng after being warned by himself last time.

"Kill us this thing."

Skylark had a strange look on his face, what happened to this man?It was the same last time, saying anything could kill him, so please do it quickly.

Seeing that Hibari Kyouya stopped talking, Shen Xi was a little unhappy, "So, are you lying to me again?"

"I hate it when people lie to me."

Osamu Dazai stood beside him with a smile on his face, as if everything was under control.

The duckweed crutch stood upright in front of his chest to block Shen Xi's attack, but the powerful force still knocked him far away, and he managed to stop himself, with a little shock on Skylark's face.

So strong, is this force really human?

His hands holding the duckweed crutches were trembling, almost unable to hold them in an instant, this person, this person...

"Don't be distracted."

The voice resounded in his ears, Yunque slightly opened his eyes wide, and the person who was far ahead just now stood beside him, there was no room for evasion, and he was completely defenseless.

When did he come to him.

At the moment of being knocked into the air by force, Yunque only saw Shen Xi's dark eyes, those eyes were calm, like a pool of stagnant water, as if nothing could make him emotionally fluctuate.

Such a person... where did he appear from?

Hitting the wall hard, Lark slid down from the wall, he sat on the ground and began to think, if he remembers correctly, the beginning of all the strangeness is that little baby came here, and the metamorphosis of a certain herbivorous animal .

Leaning on duckweed crutches to stand up from the ground, Skylark's eyes burned with a strong desire to fight.

it's not finished yet.

No, it should be said that it has only just begun!

Shen Xi watched him stand up, and then walked over calmly, like an ordinary person taking a walk, instead of a fight called a postgraduate entrance examination, which was actually a beating.

Picking up the duckweed crutch, Yunque rushed straight up, even Shen Xi could see the sparks in his eyes.

With his hands in his coat pockets, Shen Xi gave the impression that he was lazily basking in the sun.

"Don't underestimate me!"

Bang, Shen Xi kicked him on the duckweed crutch, and in front of the strong force, the weapon fell out of his hand directly, and Skylark covered his wrist and backed away, with a strange look in his eyes.

Shen Xi would not lose to him even if he didn't use his abilities. Shen Xi's physical skills were equal to Zhongyuan Zhongye's even if both sides didn't use their abilities.

His wrist was shaking, and the pain made it almost impossible for Skylark to move his wrist.

In just such a short period of time, this person knocked out his weapon so easily.

Who is he?

Staying here will not only fail to stop them, but will even damage the school. Hibari Kyouya immediately ran to the side to lure them away first.

"Dazai?" Shen Xi looked at the leaving figure of Hibari Kyouya.

Osamu Dazai nodded, "It turns out that he will still run away. Shen Xi will keep up. We can't let him destroy the little rabbit's trial."

"Ah."

Shen Xi and Osamu Dazai followed.

The sky was getting darker, and the pedestrians on the road were becoming less and less. Skylark staggered and ran in the alley, his right wrist could hardly move, so he could only hold the duckweed crutch that had not been knocked down with his left hand.

While escaping to a bridge, Hibari managed to bump headfirst into a transparent wall, which directly blocked his way.

Skylark turned around and just saw those two people coming from behind, no matter who they were, they all had calm faces as if nothing had happened, stepping on the last rays of the setting sun, like people in a painting.

"Oh, oh, you really know how to run away, it's really easy for us to chase." Osamu Dazai sighed, "Don't be so afraid, we are not bad people."

Skylark stared at them coldly, not believing the nonsense at all.

"We're just teaching you, trust me, it's good for you."

Raising the duckweed crutch in his left hand, Hibari assumed a posture to meet the enemy.

The strong desire to fight in his eyes still hasn't disappeared, even though he can't move his right wrist now.

Osamu Dazai looked at him with a little interest in his eyes, "Sure enough, it is still the case, the strongest delinquent boy? Now I will teach you the first lesson, learn to compromise."

With a bang, just one kick, the only duckweed crutch was thrown into the river. At this point, all his weapons were knocked down.

Shen Xi stood in front of Yunque, "Look at me."

Skylark sneered, "I didn't lose."

"That's right, that's right." Osamu Dazai clapped his hands happily, "Shen Xi continues."

If Tsunayoshi Sawada's character flaw is too weak, this guy is too willful and tough. Even he, when working under Mr. Mori, he did it honestly.

Even if it is fun, you have to complete the task.

"Unless, you can really do it without any unnecessary impact even if you act recklessly."

Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes narrowed slightly, "However, the little rabbit is also different from Mr. Mori. What's not to like about an organization that doesn't need to play tricks at all?"

He stared at the retreating people beaten by Shen Xi.

"Well, it's also a good learning opportunity, isn't it?"

……

The plan was a success. Osamu Dazai received a call from Li Baoen at night when it was already dark, and Osamu Dazai responded softly to the words on the other side.

As if announcing the end of the game, Osamu Dazai called out to Shen Xi, "Okay, it's over, Shen Xi, we can go."

Shen Xi turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, and stopped attacking directly. Hibari had almost no room to resist, and could only watch them turn and leave, unable to even stand up.

"You guys!" Hibari Kyouya reluctantly raised his head, "Who the hell are you guys?!"

Why would you let him go?Shouldn't... just silence it?

"You will know in the future." Osamu Dazai said mysteriously.

Walking back like this, just after taking two steps, Osamu Dazai looked at the river next to him in shock,

"Wow, what a nice river, I just discovered it now!"

Shen Xi stared at the galloping river and nodded in agreement, "It really looks pretty good."

The two looked at each other, seeing the hope in each other's eyes.

There was a splash, and two splashes of water splashed somewhere.

Kyouya Hibari, who saw the whole process: ... jumped into the river?

……

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the ground silently, with no expression on his face, "So...are these all arranged by Li Baoen?"

"Whether it's the injured companion or the house that was burned, were they all arranged by Li Baoen?"

Li Baoen nodded, "Stupid gang, this is the easiest thing to happen, I just advanced the script."

"Great……"

Gang Ji squatted on the ground with a little smile on his face, and Li Baoen froze for a moment, it was different from what he thought.

"Great, everyone is fine, everyone is still fine."

Li Baoen nodded with satisfaction, it is still necessary to pay attention to family members.

"Protect everyone, don't let everyone get hurt because of me, Li Baoen, I understand, I will work hard, and I will not let such a thing happen."

Li Baoen: ...Did you wake up so quickly?

He dialed the phone directly to Osamu Dazai, but the other party didn't answer at all, only the busy tone from the phone.

Where did you go?

The unicorn flew over from a distance, and it stuck to Li Baoen's ear for no idea what it was doing, at least Gang Ji couldn't judge it at all, and Li Baoen's face turned black after the unicorn left.

"Li Baoen?" Gangji inexplicably felt his whole body suddenly become very cold, "What's wrong?"

"Let's pick up your two teachers." Li Baoen said this, and then jumped to another wall, Gang Ji blinked and followed, what are those two teachers?Teacher Dazai and Teacher Shen?

After running in the dark for a long time, he realized that he had run out of the town and came to the bridge. Gangji asked a little strangely: "Li Baoen, where are we going?"

"Find people."

"Huh?" Gangji froze for a moment.

Li Baoen stood on the bridge with his hips akimbo, watching the rushing river below, "They jumped into the river together."

"Eh?!"

So the members of the Pengelie family, who had experienced a battle just now, started salvage activities in the middle of the night, and they would not let go from upstream to downstream.

Hibari Kyouya stood at the bottom of the bridge, clutching his wrist and looking at the little baby who was being salvaged, instantly connecting those two strange guys with this little baby, Hibari narrowed his eyes slightly.

This is the first time he has suffered such a crushing level of defeat, and he will return the humiliation of this defeat one day.

Staggering back to the school, the disciplinary committee members, who hadn't noticed anything, looked strangely at Yunque who came in from the school gate, and those who wanted to ask were frightened back by his fierce expression, and dared not say a word.

It's so scary, Chairman Yunque's expression is like a murderous criminal who has just tortured and killed several people, and the aura exuding from his body seems to be killing people.

It's better not to go forward to get a beating.

After a whole night of salvage, members of Pengelie finally fished out the two of them in the lower reaches of the river. Li Baoen stood on Gangji's shoulders and gasped. Do you commit suicide after you're done?

"Yo, it's Li Baoen." Dazai Osamu greeted Li Baoen in the fishing net, and he didn't feel that he had done anything wrong at all.

Shen Xi tore the fishing net off his head, quite disgusted, "It smells fishy, ​​it stinks."

Li Baoen stared at them, "Suicide is your interest and I shouldn't have interfered, but is it okay to try to commit suicide after you finish your own business?"

Osamu Dazai sat on the ground wet, with black hair sticking to his forehead. He seemed to be joking and said seriously: "No, what's the point of a life that can't commit suicide? Shen Xi, you're right!"

Shen Xi nodded in agreement.

Patting the water off their bodies, Osamu Dazai and Shen Xi happily went home wet in the night.

Li Baoen stared at him, and then whispered after a while: "Did you do it on purpose?"

Osamu Dazai looked back at him, what should I say about that look?

It seems that he is calmly assessing and seeing everything clearly. This person is quite unfathomable, and what he does cannot be explained by interest alone.

If he didn't guess wrong, he jumped into the river on purpose because he knew that he would rescue them.

Why do this?

Osamu Dazai evoked a smirk, with a devilish aura.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand."

Sure enough, the character is really annoying.

……

In addition to Wushou, Li Baoen helped Gangji select family members, and Shen Xi was often in charge of combat guidance. With his force value, several children could not beat him together.

Their training plan was formulated by Li Baoen and Osamu Dazai. They laughed happily while discussing it, and they almost grew a devil's tail. Shen Xi saw that the training continued, so he could only say... Good luck to yourself.

At the same time, Osamu Dazai began to train the leader of Tsunayoshi Sawada. Although Dazai has never been a leader, he knows what it takes to be a leader. These are what Mr. Mori taught him by precept and example.

Of course, the final outcome is that he was suspected by Mori Ogai, and designed to kill his best friend to force him out of the port mafia.

For a small license to open a business with special abilities, he really has no scruples, well, maybe this is what the leader needs to do.

Shen Xi didn't bother Dazai Osamu's games, but because of his relatively kind personality, he somehow became the object of these children's confidants, except of course Hibari Kyouya.

Skylark wanted to fight him as soon as he saw him.

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at Shen Xi with a hollow expression, "Mr. Shen, is Dazai-sensei always like this?"

"What kind?" Shen Xi was a little curious.

Speaking of which, everyone who gets along with Osamu Dazai will feel that he is a difficult person to get along with, because he will bully people anytime and anywhere, but in fact, during the time he met Osamu Dazai, he did not feel this side of him.

Of course, it may be that I quite agree with him when he is occasionally self-willed, and play with him...

"That's it..." Tsunayoshi Sawada was a little confused, "He said that to be a leader, you need to take various postgraduate entrance examinations, so he gave me a map, which even has sewer pipes on it, and he asked me to remember them all, saying It is easy to escape..."

"Remember?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi stopped talking, and looked about to be detached. If he could remember, he wouldn't fail the exam.

"Also, once he told me to help me increase my social experience, and then threw me to Kabukicho." Tsunayoshi's face instantly turned red, "It scared me to death."

Shen Xi tilted her head, "Is it for you to leave offspring?"

"No!" Tsuna kichi rubbed his face, and said unlovingly: "Mr. Dazai said that if he can escape among these women, it will not be difficult to negotiate with the enemy in the future."

"I'm still underage..."

"Senior Skylark was also thrown in, and the weapons were also confiscated." Tsunayoshi Sawada's red face instantly turned pale like a ghost, "Senior Skylark is so pitiful, he was instantly surrounded by those big sisters."

Shen Xi casually played with her nails, "Yes."

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at him helplessly, "Mr. Shen, are you listening?"

"I'm listening." Shen Xi replied, "Dazai is having fun."

Sighing, Sawada Tsunayoshi lay on the table aggrieved, "Is it really useful? I always feel that it is very unreliable."

"Since Dazai said it is useful, it will definitely be useful at some point." Shen Xi trusts Dazai quite a lot.

In this way, with doubts and entanglements, Sawada Tsunayoshi continued to accept Dazai's training. Even Li Baoen couldn't stand this kind of messy training, so he went to Dazai Osamu to inquire about the situation.

Osamu Dazai smiled mysteriously, "This is a secret."

Li Baoen stared at him, "At the very least, tell me the reason. It's true that I will entrust you with the stupid training, but I also have the right to know."

"I looked up some information a while ago, the general distribution of power and so on, and I also know some things, for example: this so-called Ten Generations of Pengel, Tsunayoshi is not the only heir."

Li Baoen frowned, "Ah, indeed, Jiudaimu has a son. He is the leader of Vongola's assassination force Balian. According to blood, he is also qualified to compete for the position of Judaimu."

"There were wolves before and tigers behind. Whether it's the person who has made enemies with Peng Lie or the parent-child of the ninth generation, they are all problems that he needs to solve."

"So what does this have to do with your training program?"

Osamu Dazai put his finger in front of his lips, "Shh, you will know when the time comes, the reason why experience is called experience is not just experience, but also precepts and deeds."

Li Baoen stared at him, "Well, I hope you can succeed."

In addition to Osamu Dazai playing with Tsunayoshi alone every day, they also need to conduct combat training. Of course, the teacher is Shen Xi. Shen Xi has passed the teacher qualification certificate and has various subjects, but he has no experience in combat alone.

In the end, they could only beat people up one by one.

Whenever he beat them to the ground, Li Baoen would step forward and sneer at them, and describe a bright future for them, typically giving them a candy with a whip. I went to get it myself.

After the last incident, Gang Ji no longer rejected Peng Gelie's affairs, because he finally understood that this kind of thing could not be avoided if he didn't want it, and the naked reality taught him a lesson.

"But Teacher Dazai is really amazing." Tsuna grabbed his hair and said: "I heard from Li Baoen that the plan was almost determined by Teacher Dazai, and I don't know what to say, just... Bravo."

"Stupid Gang, if you had one-tenth of this person's brains, I wouldn't be angry every day." Li Baoen reprimanded: "So hurry up and train!"

Osamu Dazai's blank teaching materials have been filled in a few sheets, all of which are the suicide methods that the two have tried, and they have made a serious impression of failure, as if teaching future generations.

"What suicide method shall we try next?"

"Let's jump off the cliff."

"Jump off the cliff." Shen Xi turned to look at the cliff not far behind him.

What a coincidence, there is a cliff here.

Sawada Tsunayoshi just finished a day of training, holding a glass of iced cola and drinking happily, then he thought of Shen Xi, ah, Teacher Shen must be very thirsty and tired after training them all day today.

Thinking of this, he took two new bottles of ice coke and planned to give them to Shen Xi and Dazai.

Just when he turned around, Tsunaki's smile froze on his face.

"That... Teacher Shen, what are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai turned his head slightly because of Tsunayoshi's voice, but was grabbed by Shen Xi and jumped off the cliff. Dazai Osamu was caught off guard with a little astonishment in his eyes, and disappeared on the top of the cliff in an instant.

Bang, the ice cola hit the ground, Gang Ji opened his mouth wide.

"Teacher Shen! Teacher Dazai!"

He ran to the cliff in an instant and looked down. The other guardians who were still training looked at Gangji strangely.

"Stupid Gang, what's wrong?" Li Baoen asked.

"Jump, jump... jump down!"

"Who jumped off?"

"Mr. Shen and Mr. Dazai! They jumped off!"

Li Baoen clicked his tongue, "Did these two guys commit suicide again? They will really cause trouble for others."

"Suicide? That big devil will commit suicide? It's fake!" As the guardian who has been tortured by Dazai the most, Hayato said that he doesn't believe that this guy will commit suicide at all.

Takeshi Yamamoto laughed loudly, "Maybe they can fly such a special skill, and they will fly out soon."

"How can people fly? Don't be stupid." Liao Ping said, "Maybe it's an illusion, but the teacher has already left."

"Hahaha, Lord Lanbo took them away! Lord Lanbo is invincible!"

Li Baoen kicked Lan Bo aside, "Children, don't meddle in the affairs of adults."

After rolling around and sitting on the ground, Lan Bo pursed his mouth and burst into tears, "Lord Lan Bo must be patient, uh...wow!!"

At the same time, Shen Xi opened his eyes and looked at the sky, except for a little pain in his arm, he didn't feel like dying at all, hey, he was still alive.

But what about Dazai?

"Dazai?" Shen Xi called out.

"Here here." The voice came from overhead.

Shen Xi raised his head slowly, only to find that Osamu Dazai was stuck on a tree growing out of the crack in the cliff, he hugged the trunk with a sad look, "Chen Xi, come and help, my clothes are stuck."

"Oh." Shen Xi took two steps back, trying to see clearly where Osamu Dazai was, but at this moment he stepped on something soft.

Shen Xi slowly looked back to his feet, there was a man in white clothes and white prickly hair lying under his feet, with a purple mark under his left eye, he was lying on the ground without knowing whether he was alive or dead.

At least there was no movement even if Shen Xi stepped on it.

"You finally saw him." Osamu Dazai tugged on his clothes, "I saw it right here, wow, who is this man? Could it be that he jumped from the same place as us?"

Shen Xi squatted down to test his breathing, "He's still breathing, he's not dead."

At this time, the people on the ground trembled and slowly opened their eyes.

The blue-purple pupils are like hydrangeas in bud, with a little daze, as if they don't know where they are.

Shen Xi finally saw clearly the shape of the mark under this person's left eye, like an upside-down crown.