The False Protagonist and the True Demon King[Comprehensive]

"Well, Mr. Ranpo has already said that, so there is no other way, you can continue talking."

Osamu Dazai was lying on the table with an expression of "You guys remember it for me".

Everyone stared at Osamu Dazai silently and did not continue to speak.

"Oh? Why didn't you say anything?" Osamu Dazai looked around, and said with an exaggerated puzzled expression: "Everyone is a free member of the detective agency, and this kind of gossip will be fine, I promise!"

Atsushi Nakajima heard the words and whispered, "But Mr. Dazai has an expression of holding grudges as long as he continues to talk...and you have already written it down in the notebook just now."

"Dun, do you mean that I have bad intentions? No, Dun, you have to believe that I am actually a good person."

Osamu Dazai's voice was soft, and this contrived voice gave everyone goosebumps.

"Disgusting, it's disgusting." Yosano Akiko put the coffee cup on the table, "I'm going to see the human anatomy diagram to calm down."

Atsushi Nakajima smiled awkwardly, and Kunikida pushed his glasses, with contempt and accustomed despair in his eyes.

"Does Tanizaki think I'm a bad guy?" Osamu Dazai instantly pointed the finger at Junichiro Tanizaki who had already buried himself in the document.

Tanizaki shivered twice, "Yes, I'm sorry, I don't know anything."

"Hey, Dazai, don't bully Tanizaki, you vicious bastard, you always waste your energy in these places, if you have free time, hurry up and sort out the documents for me! We still have a lot of unsolved cases."

"Eh?" Dazai Osamu dragged his voice, "Are there really many? Kunikida-kun?"

Kunikida coughed, and he pushed his glasses, "Not many, but! No matter if there is one case or many cases, we need to take it seriously!"

"That means Kunikida can solve it by himself." Osamu Dazai smiled at him, "I'm a wounded person, so Kunikida-kun will leave these cases to you."

"Hey! Don't push all this on me!"

Atsushi Nakajima hurried up to fight, "Well, Mr. Kunikida, I will help tidy up, and Kyoka will also help, isn't it Kyoka!"

Quan Jinghua nodded, "Well, just leave it to me."

"Then please ask Dun and Jinghua!"

"Don't just hand over your work to others!"

Kunikida is still very irritable today.Osamu Dazai sighed, staring at the computer screen in a daze.

"Hey! Dazai, what did you mean by the look in your eyes just now?! Why did you act like I was making trouble for no reason."

Osamu Dazai blinked, "Isn't it?"

"Bastard Dazai." Kunikida threw away the documents in his hand and rushed over, "Today I will eliminate harm for the people and send you to hell!"

"That's really grateful."

The detective agency was flying around, Dazai was so active that he didn't look like he was injured at all, everyone watched the show in silence, even the good old Atsushi Nakajima didn't go up to fight.

"So, how on earth did you end up with such a guy?"

Edogawa Ranpo threw the phone to Shen Xi with a completely unbearable expression.

Shen Xi looked at the phone, "Isn't this Dazai more like a person? At least he looks more like a person than me."

"No one would say that they are not human." Edogawa Ranbu took a bite of the thick snacks on the table, "You and Dazai just think too much, you are alive How can a breathing creature without a human being be considered a human being?"

Turning off the phone screen and putting it back in his pocket, Shen Xi looked at him, "Is Mr. Ranbu serious?"

"Of course it's serious, famous detectives never lie!" Edogawa Ranpo leaned on the chair, "Let the famous detective use super reasoning to give you a suggestion!"

Shen Xi tilted her head, "Okay, thank you very much."

Luanbu put on the glasses on the table, then he opened his eyes and stared at Shen Xi, "Hey, now I know all your secrets!"

"Ah."

"That's good." Ranbu took off his glasses, "You know it well, don't you? It's much better now than before."

Speaking of Edogawa randomly tearing open the bag of potato chips, "You can only eat delicious potato chips by tearing off the bag, why don't you try to remove the outer layer of camouflage? Of course, the famous detective's suggestion is only Suggestion, this needs to be judged by yourself.”

Shen Xi was silent for a moment, "Tear off the disguise?"

What is his disguise?

It must not be this polite manner that is only left on the surface, nor is it a crazy experiment for death.

Mr. Ranpo is really amazing, he was able to find out things that he didn't even know. Sure enough, Dazai was right. Mr. Ranpo is the most powerful person in the detective agency, and he is much more useful than Dazai.

"Hey, what are you two talking about here?" Osamu Dazai hugged Shen Xi from behind, "Hahaha, the system can't be uninstalled, right? I bought it from a professional hacker for a lot of money!"

"So you don't have the money to pay off the debt at the coffee shop downstairs but you have the money to buy this kind of thing!" Kunikida swooped over, "Bastard Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai stepped aside in an instant, "Kunikida-kun, be careful, don't fight around like a child!"

The corner of Nakajima Atsushi's mouth twitched, "Mr. Dazai, what is your position to reprimand Mr. Kunikida for being unsteady?"

Quan Jinghua watched the show with a blank expression the whole time, "Dun, go back to work."

"Okay, we are going to go out to work when the time comes, Tanizaki-kun, goodbye."

"Be careful on the road." Tanizaki raised his head and responded, "Really...it ended up like this in the end."

Shen Xi stretched her waist, "Dazai."

"Ah? What?" Osamu Dazai found time to reply during Kunikida's pursuit.

"Let's go jump into the sea, the weather is fine today."

Crowd: ...

Do you feel the weather is nice to go jumping in the sea? !

Edogawa ran through the book, "Go early and come back early, don't stay late."

"Oh? Mr. Ranpo, they are going to jump into the sea!" Kunikida Doppo asked in surprise, "Is it really possible to jump into the sea?"

"Can Kunikida be optimistic about them? It's impossible."

Kunikida choked, "Ah..."

He couldn't stand just a Dazai Osamu. He was either looking for a partner or on the way to find a partner every day, and he would be cheated infinitely by him. It was impossible for that guy to listen to him.

Although he really didn't want to admit it, but, but!

He really couldn't look down on these two suicidal maniacs!

"It's not in my plan to prevent two suicidal maniacs from committing suicide!" Kunikida held his head and gritted his teeth. "Damn it, I must fill the entire book with this plan!"

……

So Osamu Dazai was pulled out by Shen Xi. Yokohama is a port city, and the sea can be seen everywhere. Shen Xi squatted on the shore watching the waves splashing on the shore.

"It's so fishy." Osamu Dazai squatted beside Shen Xi, "It's really the unique smell of the sea."

"Dazai, do you have a cleanliness?" Shen Xi looked at Dazai, "I feel that Dazai is fine no matter what, and he doesn't seem to have a cleanliness."

Osamu Dazai turned his head in distaste, "I can tolerate being dirty, but I can't tolerate strange smells, and my motto is "suicide with freshness, clarity and vigor." Of course, it's best if it's not dirty or smelly! "

"You are so difficult to serve." Shen Xi complained silently.

"Hey, isn't this a normal need? I'm going to commit suicide, why don't I choose a wonderful environment? Even if I don't have a beautiful young lady, don't let me die in the garbage dump."

Osamu Dazai looked at the sea water under his feet suspiciously, "Speaking of which, Shen Xi, you really don't pick anything, whether it's pain or other things, you don't care about it at all, let's say, have you ever cut your wrist?"

"It's really long-winded." Shen Xi stood up and faced Osamu Dazai.

"What are you doing?"

Shen Xi grabbed his arm and pulled him up, then pushed him into the sea, and jumped in when Osamu Dazai fell, and then they saw the messy and abandoned iron chains and anchors under the sea.

To be honest, it looks like a devil's evil ritual, with a kind of creepiness.

Osamu Dazai took Shen Xi's hand and dragged him out of the bottom of the sea to float on the surface of the sea together.

After coughing twice, Osamu Dazai grabbed Shen Xi's collar and looked broken.

"Shen Xi, if I die in this kind of place, I will definitely die with regret! It's so disgusting down there!"

Shen Xi shook the water from her hair, "Okay, let's jump in another place."

After climbing ashore, Osamu Dazai sat on the ground panting, his wet clothes were still dripping down, Shen Xi looked at his face, and suddenly felt that Osamu Dazai's face was a little too pale.

Putting his hand on Osamu Dazai's forehead, stimulated by the cold temperature of Shen Xi's hand, Osamu Dazai opened his eyes.

"What?"

"Your forehead is so hot." Shen Xi suddenly remembered something, "By the way, you were injured."

Osamu Dazai looked shocked, "You just remembered that I was injured?"

"Because Dazai is too energetic, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like he is injured." Shen Xi looked at him, and turned his back to Dazai after a while.

"What? Are you going to carry me? Oh, what an honor, Shen Xi actually plans to carry me."

"Don't talk nonsense." Shen Xi turned her head and glanced at him, "Come up, let's go home."

Osamu Dazai was stunned, and then relief flashed in his eyes, he relaxed himself and lay on Shen Xi's back, to be honest, both of them were wet, it was uncomfortable to touch each other like this, and the wind in late autumn was too cool.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help shivering because of the fever, and tried to get closer to the fire source, but Shen Xi's body was colder than him.

"Dazai, you're shaking."

"That's because I'm cold." Osamu Dazai put his chin on his neck, "I haven't had a fever for a long time."

Shen Xi responded, "I see, this time it's my fault, and I will consider whether your body can bear it in the future."

Osamu Dazai laughed softly when he heard the words, "There's no need for this, as you said, if you can die, you can do whatever you want, I just hate painful ways of dying."

"Winter is coming soon, and spring is not far away. You can also see the cherry blossoms that I promised you earlier." Osamu Dazai closed his eyes. Although his voice was trembling, Hurt could speak fluently.

Shen Xi looked up at the sky, "I don't like to go out in winter, except for work, of course."

Didn't hear Dazai Osamu's reply, Shen Xi turned his head and glanced at him slightly, he fell asleep on his back, his face was still very pale, even in his sleep, he frowned slightly, breathing on Shen Xi's On the neck, it was very hot.

Bringing Osamu Dazai home, Shen Xi put him down on the sofa and began to take off his wet clothes. Although Shen Xi had never been sick, he also knew that wet clothes were not good for Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai was still awakened when Shen Xi was undressing, he opened his eyes in confusion and looked around, and then shifted his gaze to Shen Xi who was still unbuttoning him.

"Did I fall asleep?" Osamu Dazai tried to sit upright, but gasped from the pain in his back.

The salt in seawater is really terrible.

"You slept all the way." Shen Xi looked at him, "I can't wear this suit anymore, take it off and go to the bathroom to wash off the sea water on your body."

"I will do it myself."

"Are you sure?" Shen Xi tilted her head and looked at him, "Do you still have the strength to undress yourself or take a shower?"

Osamu Dazai was silent for a few seconds, "Then I'll leave it to you."

Now is not the time to be reserved. Osamu Dazai hasn't felt so weak for a long time. When he came out of the hospital, he didn't feel well. He didn't expect that he had a fever. After tossing with Shen Xi for so long, his body was about to cross. Lost!

After taking off his clothes, what Shen Xi saw was the tightly wrapped bandages on Osamu Dazai's body. Those bandages were wrapped around his chest and extended to his neck and wrists. Regardless of Dazai's objection, Shen Xi forcibly tore off the bandages on his body. Also saw the skin under his bandages.

To be honest, it is not ugly, the scars are very shallow.

Forcibly pressing him in the bathroom and rushing him hastily, then Shen Xi didn't know what to do.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was lying on the bed and falling asleep unsteadily, and the newly stitched wound on his back was slightly swollen, he turned on his mobile phone and called the detective agency. Of course, he called the detective agency, after all... ...he doesn't have anyone else's phone number.

"Hi, hello, this is Armed Detective Agency, what's the matter?"

It was Kenji Miyazawa who answered the phone, and the voices of other members of the detective agency could be heard in the background, it seemed that he was really at leisure.

"it's me."

"Oh? Is it Mr. Shen?"

Shen Xi responded, "Well, I'll find Dr. Xie Ye."

The rather innocent Miyazawa Kenji immediately raised the phone and shouted, "Dr. Xie Ye, Mr. Shen is looking for you!"

"Looking for me?" Yosano Akiko walked over in high heels, "Shen Xi? Why is he looking for me? Could it be that he and Osamu Dazai finally realized that it would be better for me to dissect and contribute instead of committing suicide?"

Saying this, Dr. Yosano closed his eyes and picked up the phone, "I'm Yosano Akiko."

"Dazai has a fever, do you need any medicine?"

The other side was silent for a full three seconds, and then Yu Xie Ye's voice came over, "Huh? Dazai Osamu has a fever? Is the Dazai Osamu you mentioned and the Dazai Osamu I thought of the same person? He actually has a fever?"

Kunikida's shocked voice rang out in an instant, "That humanoid self-propelled bandage machine will have such a normal day of illness?!"

Humanoid self-propelled bandage machine...

Shen Xi glanced at Osamu Dazai, this description is really vivid.

"Huh? Is Mr. Dazai sick? He looked very active when he was in the detective agency."

"It's only Dazai, who hides everything, can let you see it."

Shen Xi put his hand on Osamu Dazai's forehead. The temperature on his body didn't drop during this time, but seemed to be getting higher and higher. It's a bit inappropriate to not have a thermometer at home.

"That's right, the temperature is very high." Shen Xi tried hard to describe Dazai Osamu's situation to Yosano Akiko in detail, "Also, the wound on the back also looks a little swollen."

Realizing that Shen Xi wasn't joking, Osamu Dazai really fell down with a fever and Yosano Akiko judged, "It is very likely that the fever was caused by an inflammation of the wound. The medicine Dazai brought back before should include antipyretics and anti-inflammatory medicines." , you feed him according to the dosage."

Shen Xi flipped through the medicines on the table, "Well, there seem to be many kinds of anti-inflammatory medicines, do you want to take them together?"

"It should have the usage and dosage marked by the doctor."

After thanking him, Shen Xi hung up the phone and poured out the pills, counted them carefully, and sat next to Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai?" Shen Xi shook his shoulder, "Go to bed after taking the medicine."

Waking up from the harassment, Osamu Dazai opened his eyes and glanced at Shen Xi, "What medicine?"

"Anti-fever medicine." Shen Xi put the pills and warm water in front of his face, "I called Dr. Xie Ye to find the medicine."

Swallowing the pill with Shen Xi's hand, Osamu Dazai leaned back on the bed again, "Ah, isn't that bad? Now everyone in the detective agency knows that I'm sick, bad, too bad."

Osamu Dazai held Shen Xi's hand in a daze, "Well, it's so hot."

"It's hot because you have a fever." Shen Xi covered his quilt, "Go to sleep, you'll be fine when you wake up."

Watching Osamu Dazai fall asleep again, Shen Xi sat on the edge of the bed and stared at his face.

Compared to when he was awake, Osamu Dazai looked quite gentle when he was asleep. Without those complicated thoughts, he was a young man who was good-looking enough and enough to make people feel good about him.

Holding Dazai Osamu's hand, Shen Xi suddenly thought, what does it feel like to be sick?

He hadn't been sick for as long as he could remember, and even fairly dire injuries healed in a very short time.

He couldn't help but put his hand under his nose, still breathing, still human.

……

"Well, is Mr. Dazai really sick? Is it serious?" Atsushi Nakajima asked worriedly, "It feels like Mr. Dazai has never been sick after coming here for so long, why suddenly..."

Yosano Akiko brought out a small medical box from the medical room, "I'm going to see Dazai's house now, who of you will go with me?"

"Why don't I go with you." Junichiro Tanizaki raised his hand, "It's almost time to get off work."

"Forget it, isn't Naomi waiting for you?" Kunikida frowned, "Atsushi, you and I will go with Dr. Yosano, and Kyoka will go home early."

After allocating candidates in this way, Atsushi Nakajima followed Yosano's medical kit with both hands to a place where Osamu Dazai lived.

"So Mr. Dazai lives here."

"That guy has always been a maverick. There was originally a room for him in the staff dormitory, but he said he didn't like that room and insisted on moving out by himself. What a wayward guy."

Kunikida looked at the floor, "But how could this guy be sick?"

"Because he is also human." Yosano Akiko said: "Normal people should pay attention to whether they will get a fever when they suffer such an injury, and Dazai is of course no exception."

"I see." Atsushi Nakajima suddenly realized, "Mr. Dazai is also an ordinary person, but we think he is too powerful."

He knocked on the door with Xie Ye, "Shen Xi open the door, let's come and have a look."

With a creaking sound, Shen Xi appeared at the door along with the sound of opening the door. It was pitch black behind him, and he didn't even turn on the light.

At that moment, the three of them inexplicably felt that Shen Xi was about to melt into the darkness. This feeling was not abrupt at all, and it even made them feel that they complemented each other, which was really strange.

"With Dr. Yosano?"

Yosano Akiko walked into the house and it took her a few seconds to find the light switch.

The moment the light was turned on, the inexplicable feeling disappeared, and Shen Xi returned to his normal appearance again, looking silent and cold.

"Okay, where is Dazai?"

Compared with Yosano Akiko, Nakajima Atsushi and Kunikida Doppo noticed that in the living room, Dazai Osamu's clothes were scattered on the sofa, which looked dripping with water, as if he had just been fished out of the river. Looking at Shen Xi, the clothes on his body didn't seem to be completely dry.

"Well, Mr. Shen, did you really jump into the sea with Mr. Dazai?" Atsushi Nakajima said worriedly, "That's why Mr. Dazai suddenly fell ill?"

"Sure enough, I did it myself." Kunikida sighed, "I jumped into the sea with injuries on my body."

Shen Xi didn't deny it, "This incident was my fault, I forgot that he was still injured..."

"Don't worry about that, just let me go and see Dazai."

In the bedroom, after checking with Akiko Yosano, he breathed a sigh of relief, "It's a high fever caused by an inflammation of the wound, and the fever will subside after the inflammation is eliminated."

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes in a daze.

"Why did I see Dr. Yosano and Kunikida in my room? It really was a dream..."

Leaving Osamu Dazai in the bedroom, everyone sat silently in the living room and watched Dr. Yosano tidy up their medical boxes.

"That." Atsushi Nakajima carefully broke the silence in the room, "Mr. Shen, why don't you turn on the light?"

"I didn't notice." Shen Xi replied casually, "I didn't notice that it was already dark at all."

Atsushi Nakajima tilted his head in doubt, "But if it's dark, can't you see clearly?"

"I can see clearly." Shen Xi replied.

"Huh?" Atsushi Nakajima was stunned for a moment, and it took a while to understand what Shen Xi meant.

Because he could see clearly, he didn't notice that it was getting dark, and he didn't turn on the lights. Even in the dark, his eyes could see everything around him clearly.

When did this start?It seems... when I remembered the name of my ability.

As long as he can breathe and have life, he is a human being. Then, according to this trend, he will not need to breathe soon.

What a spooky thought.