you are my white blood cells

1.

As a good young man who has traveled in the ocean of knowledge in the 21st century, he completed the nine-year compulsory education and went to university, successfully passed the postgraduate entrance examination and continued to study for a PhD.Adhering to the 24-character socialist core values, I don’t gamble, don’t prostitute, and don’t believe in superstition. Before I die, I still study Chinese language and literature with two bricks in my arms. At the moment, he was lying on a white and flawless bed.

I understand better than anyone.I was blown to death, with friends doing science experiments, there was no chance of survival.

A familiar yet unfamiliar sunlight hit my face through the window. The sense of reality was too strong, and I got up from the bed suddenly.The action was intense, and my head was a little dizzy. I lifted the quilt and was about to pinch my thighs, wondering if it was a dream. I turned my head and glanced at the calendar on the bedside.

I can still read the characters, which I am too familiar with.A single punctuation mark, I can tell you its origin, development and profound meaning... Hey wait?

I blinked my eyes, then rubbed my eyes with my hands, and then picked up the calendar to wipe and scratch, so that my eyes would stick to the words.

55... 08?

Oh, time travel?

Ha, rebirth?

Tsk, idiot.

I dismissed it, thinking it was a dream or someone was playing a prank, and I threw the calendar on the ground out of anger at being tricked, only to find that it trembled a few times by itself, and flew back to the head of the bed with a whoosh.

I... rub class! ?

2.

The face is mine, the body is mine, the name is mine.It's just that the world has changed.

Now I am very panicked, very panicked.But dare not call the police, what if it is considered mentally ill and taken away?Will there be kind people who believe that I come from my ancestors hundreds of years ago... Do you want to find out if there are any descendants of me here?Oh... No, I was cheated to death by a close scientist friend at a young age, and I didn't even have a girlfriend before I died.

The mobile phone that was overturned on the ground and wrapped in a quilt was whirring for a while. I walked back and forth in the standard single dog room a dozen times, and finally calmed down and rescued the mobile phone.

During the period when I was connected to the phone, in order to prevent the calendar from floating around and to prevent me from seeing those irritating numbers of 5508, I folded the calendar and threw it under the closet.

I was in a very bad mood, even a little subtle. I didn't even look at who the caller was. I only cared about whether I was a human or a ghost.

There was a "beep", and I said a word "Hello" irritably.

The other side immediately replied more irritablely: "Hey, uncle! Damn it, what time is it and you still don't come to work in the company? I don't know if the president is coming to inspect the company today, you mentally retarded?!"

I didn't reply immediately, and the spitting stopped over there, and there was a moment of silence in the air.The first thought in my heart: Oh, I still have a job?

I moved the phone close to my face away, wanting to see who was speaking sweetly, and my eyes fell on the two big characters on the screen, and I replied without thinking, "Okay, idiot. I'll rush over there right away."

3.

Now it's magical, very magical.

With an indescribable mood, I quickly packed myself up. I didn’t even think about what to bring. I grabbed the briefcase on the sofa in the living room by myself. When I got in the taxi, I reported the company address very fluently without getting stuck.

I was stunned, not sure whether I was controlling my body or my body was controlling me, I covered my mouth in the backseat with a surprised face.The driver glanced at me in the rearview mirror, and muttered puzzledly, "Young man, I don't want to rob customers. It's okay to know that you work for a big company. There's no need to panic!"

I smiled awkwardly, and changed the subject: "Master, please drive faster, my boss said that if I'm late for 10 minutes, I'll have my leg chopped off... Hey!!! You don't have to be so fast!"

The driver of the 5508 is enthusiastic.

I paid with trembling hands, got out of the car with trembling legs, and said "thank you" to the driver who opened the window and greeted me with a smile and waved his hand.Turning around, it was like drinking a few bottles of 82-year-old Lafite, walking like polio, looking down at the watch on his wrist while walking.

It's not so good, half an hour has passed since the working time, it seems that I can't keep my two legs.Fortunately, there were not many people in the company aisle at this time. They were either busy working in the office, or busy flattering behind the president of the company. No one noticed or cared that he was walking here like a zombie.

"Very good... Woohoo!"

Pretty good ass!

Even if no one cheats me, I still can't forget that I can cheat myself too!

The two legs of polio finally got together, I swear I really didn't notice, when I noticed, I fell to the ground like a soaring bastard in a daze - but before I hugged the earth face to face, I was caught by the side door The person who appeared suddenly embraced him.

Hmm... To be precise, someone held her arm in front of her chest.

It's a pity that I can still move my upper body, and it's clearly my legs that are shaking.Even if a well-meaning person stopped him, his chest hurt so badly that he knelt down with trembling legs.

Others followed from the side door and exclaimed, "President, are you alright?!"

My chest hurts and my knees hurt too. I've already had stars in my eyes.Hearing a somewhat familiar voice, he skipped over the face of the president who was close at hand, and first glanced at the person who was still yelling.

Ah, let’s just say why it’s so familiar, it turned out to be that idiot.Is it a man or a woman? Why does the man who looks like a man have a high-pitched voice and point to the orchid?

No, wait... wait a minute.

What did this idiot hermaphrodite just say? ? ?

Mr. President?

The quality of the close-fitting clothes seemed not to be impressive. When Tao Xi got up, the sun on his chest was stabbed a few times, and he couldn't hold back the pain.

Then the arm that Mr. President was supporting him froze visibly.