liar
Chapter 23
After obediently saying hello, Xu Huaiyan covered his mouth and laughed so hard that he almost lost his eyes, and motioned Xie Shu to hurry up and pick up the airdrop.
Xie Shu lowered his eyelids to cover the emotions in his eyes, honestly and dutifully doing his dumb job, and went up to pick up supplies as promised.
Those two boys killed three more when Xu Huaiyan and Xie Shu were licking their bags madly. Now if the four of them are not added, there are only three people left in the circle.
After licking the empty bag, he still didn't forget to give the two bullies a little sweetness. The male character in auspicious clothes was lying in the grass, and Xu Huaiyan said, "Brother, shall I give you the [-]x mirror and the bullets?"
While talking, he quickly threw all the extra supplies in the package on the ground.
Listening to his crisp and sweet voice, Xie Shu retracted his five fingers holding the mouse, and shallow blue veins protruded from the back of his well-articulated hand.
"No need, miss, you keep it for yourself, we have enough."
"Yes, shrink the circle and be careful, follow us and hide."
"OK."
Xu Huaiyan took Xie Shu and hid behind them to eat tap food. Until the last three people were also eliminated by the two of them, Xu Huaiyan made a particularly admiring tone: "Wow! Brother, you are so good!"
"So-so-so-so, eating chicken is the norm." Young boys are always full of hormones, and when they hear the little girl's praise, they get dizzy: "Miss sister, wait until we die outside the circle, you stand inside the circle It’s good to lie down on the chicken.”
"Uh-huh."
"Add a friend, I will continue to take you with me next time."
Xu Huaiyan was about to agree, when a sentence came from beside him: "My girlfriend doesn't add friends."
Xie Shu spoke suddenly, and the deep male voice shocked the two people opposite him speechless for a long time.
"..."
"Damn it! You...boy?? Girlfriend?! Both of you—"
Before he could finish speaking, Xie Shu suddenly raised his gun and pointed at them twice with a precise headshot.
Xu Huaiyan was taken aback by his "girlfriend", and only heard the other party's "Damn!", the game interface was displayed, and the two successfully ate chicken.
He looked at Xie Shu in surprise: "Why did you kill them, you don't want to eat chicken anymore?"
"It's hard to see them."
"Then why do you say I'm your girlfriend?"
"It's nothing, I just feel that it's more annoying to say that."
Xie Shu's tone was light, Xu Huaiyan thought it was really annoying, if the girl he had been with for a long time suddenly said that she had a boyfriend, and he was killed by her boyfriend in the end, he would be so angry that he would die on the spot.
Lao Yin leaned back lazily on the back of the chair than Xie Shu, raised his eyes to look at this liar: "I really can't tell, it's pretty good."
Xu Huaiyan was so nervous that he couldn't hear his yin and yang weirdness, so he cut it out: "You can't tell that it's a game pit. How about it, isn't it awesome? As long as the opposite is a man, this method can be tried and tested. I used to The dishes are so good that they can't play, that's how they were brought up by all the kind brothers!"
"For the sake of the previous paragraph, can you call me brother?"
Xu Huaiyan thought he was laughing at him, so he snorted and said, "At that time, we were ranked according to the rank of the game. The higher the rank, the higher the status. Otherwise, you think it's so easy for me to be the boss? But now I'm not bad at skills. , I haven’t used it for a long time, and my skills are rusty, and I just came out of the rivers and lakes today to take you to the next level, don’t you know what’s good or bad.”
Xie Shu grasped exactly what he wanted to hear, and asked him with great interest: "This is the time when you are unfamiliar with technology, what about when you are not unfamiliar?"
"For the sake of the first paragraph, I read the entire book of Sao Hua Dao." Xu Huaiyan said triumphantly, "But it's a pity, you wasted two gold resources, and the next one may not be able to match such an awesome and easy-to-deceive person .”
Xie Shu said: "Can you call me brother as long as I can take you to the top?"
"what?"
"This brings me to you, remember to prepare your flirtatious words."
Xie Shu directly clicked to enter the game, Xu Huaiyan was still surprised when he threatened to take him: "Only you, box spirit, it's good if you don't kill your teammates, and take me, that's not what you say."
"What if I could take you to eat chicken?"
Xu Huaiyan thought for a while: "How about a circle and a sentence?"
"can."
The game was about to start, Xu Huaiyan jumped down through Xie Shu.
Apart from the fact that there was no one around them, it seemed that the chances of this one falling into a box were not very high.
Seeing Xie Shu quickly collect a set of equipment, Xu Huaiyan was so lucky to pick up the [-]x mirror at the beginning, he couldn't help praising: "You're lucky."
Xie Shu said: "The landing circle at the beginning is also the circle."
Xu Huaiyan understood in seconds, and immediately changed his words: "Brother, you are really amazing!"
The corner of Xie Shu's mouth curled up, a smile flashed in his eyes, and he threw him a second-level gun: "Follow me, you don't need to pick up this gun."
Xu Huaiyan left the keyboard with one hand: "Oh, so crazy..."
boom!
Xie Shu quickly turned the camera and shot Xu Huaiyan in the back. Xu Huaiyan quickly turned his camera and looked back, a box at the door was slowly emitting green smoke.
A headshot.
Xu Huaiyan opened his mouth in a daze, unable to believe that a person who couldn't even recognize a gun half an hour ago has improved by leaps and bounds: "Damn...you ate spinach?"
Xie Shu didn't answer his rambling words, and manipulated the character to run over to lick the bag.
Xu Huaiyan was still doubting whether this was a coincidence, until he witnessed Xie Shu's terrifying record of seven heads just after shrinking a circle. He no longer doubted his skills, but doubted his own eyes: "How many times did you just shrink?" Did he die on purpose?"
"No." Xie Shu said, "It's just that I haven't played for too long, and I'm a little rusty."
"So now it's the touch?"
"Ah."
"...Brother, you are really awesome."
Xu Huaiyan really threw away all his guns at the end of the fight, and followed Mr. Xie like a dog to deliver a courier to him.
"Present a third-level head to the boss!"
"No, there is."
In the blink of an eye, Xie Shu killed another one who had just returned from picking up the airdrop. When he was running to touch the corpse, he caught a glimpse of shrinking circles. Xu Huaiyan immediately ran to his side and squatted down, calling him in a hoarse voice: "Brother, stop licking the bag, lick me!" Bar!"
"..." Xie Shu's hand on the keyboard trembled almost invisible: "Did you say that to others before?"
"Of course not." Xu Huaiyan said: "To deal with those people, you can get rid of them with just a few words. This is what I kept at the bottom of the box, and I have never taken it out. How about it, show off or not?"
Xie Shu pressed the tip of his tongue against his cheeks, silently slowed down for a while, and said calmly, "General."
Is this normal?
Xu Huaiyan curled his lips, racking his brains and began to give him a big move.
When crossing the bridge, the two met the bridge guard, Xu Huaiyan got hit and was knocked down.
"Climb to the side and hide."
Xu Huaiyan obediently rolled to one side of the container to hide, while Xie Shu crouched behind an abandoned car in the middle of the bridge and watched for a while, loaded the bullets, stood up and fired a shot at the bridge head, the bright red number of people in the game in the upper left corner drop one.
With one shot and one bullet, Xie Shu loaded the chamber three times and fired three shots. The three people blocking the bridge all became boxes and lined up at the head of the bridge, waiting for them to go over for inspection.
Xu Huaiyan was pulled up by Xie Shu, and the two ran across the bridge, and the circle just shrank to the side of the bridge.
Xie Shu threw him a big medicine bag: "How to say?"
Xu Huaiyan picked up the big medicine bag and ate it quickly, and said jovially, "My brother is so good, I want to sit on my brother and do squats!"
......
hiss--
Xu Huaiyan was amused to see a toothache expression on his rarely changed face, "Normal?"
Xie Shu bit the tip of his tongue lightly to calm himself down, and his expression faded: "Yes."
In the final round, apart from Xu Huaiyan and Xie Shu, there were only three people left on the field.
Xie Shu took Xu Huaiyan to hide behind a tree next to the circle and stood still. Xu Huaiyan was wearing the auspicious clothes Xie Shu gave him and wanted to sneak out to see the situation.
Only half of his head was poked out, and there were two bangs, and two of the three were dealt with. Xu Huaiyan was so frightened that he immediately shrank back and did not dare to move.
"You fired the gun?"
Xie Shu shook his head: "I only fired one shot."
"Damn it." Xu Huaiyan sighed sincerely: "Why does it feel like a master is fighting, there is only one person left, do you want to give me a gun?"
"No, lie down."
Xie Shu replaced the sniper, loaded it with bullets, took a quick look at the probe, and then threw a pistol diagonally opposite.
It was the first time that Xu Huaiyan was so nervous, he just ignored his computer and stretched his neck to stare at Xie Shu's computer next to him without blinking.
When the smoke gradually dissipated, Xie Shu threw a gun at it, and at the same time a gun exploded beside them, Xu Huaiyan's character was blown off a layer of skin, and subconsciously shrank his head.
"Not dead yet?!" Xu Huaiyan muttered, "This life is really great."
"Don't worry."
Xie Shu threw away the last pistol, then immediately got up and fired at the place where the pistol was dropped just now.Xu Huaiyan's heart was hanging, and he didn't even see a ghost. In the blink of an eye, the game ended page popped up, and they were full of chickens while Xie Shu procrastinated.
"Wow chicken!!!"
Xu Huaiyan was so happy that he jumped up, rushed over and hooked Xie Shu's neck to present the grand finale gift package: "Brother Xie, I will be your little puff for the rest of my life!"
Xie Shu was staggered by him: "What?"
Xu Huaiyan was full of interest: "Waiting for you to fill me with cream yourself!"
"..."
Xie Shu reacted for a while before he realized what he was talking about, and the arm holding him suddenly tightened.
Xu Huaiyan was aching from being pinched by him, and looked up into his dark, bottomless eyes, like a black hole close in front of him, which could swallow everything cleanly without leaving any residue, including him.
Frightened by his terrifying eyes, Xu Huaiyan trembled unconsciously, the words of showing off stuck in his throat and he couldn't speak.
The two looked at each other like this, Xu Huaiyan couldn't break away from Xie Shu's hand, and for the first time in his life, he felt like a fish, Xie Shu was now like a big bad wolf eyeing its prey, I don't know which subject The kind that would suddenly jump up and grab him, and then gnaw him clean without mercy.
It wasn't until Xu Huaiyan was interrupted by a message notification that he suddenly came back to his senses. He was so frightened by his eyes that he couldn't speak.
Too embarrassing, right? !
Xie Shu lowered his eyelids to cover the emotions in his eyes, honestly and dutifully doing his dumb job, and went up to pick up supplies as promised.
Those two boys killed three more when Xu Huaiyan and Xie Shu were licking their bags madly. Now if the four of them are not added, there are only three people left in the circle.
After licking the empty bag, he still didn't forget to give the two bullies a little sweetness. The male character in auspicious clothes was lying in the grass, and Xu Huaiyan said, "Brother, shall I give you the [-]x mirror and the bullets?"
While talking, he quickly threw all the extra supplies in the package on the ground.
Listening to his crisp and sweet voice, Xie Shu retracted his five fingers holding the mouse, and shallow blue veins protruded from the back of his well-articulated hand.
"No need, miss, you keep it for yourself, we have enough."
"Yes, shrink the circle and be careful, follow us and hide."
"OK."
Xu Huaiyan took Xie Shu and hid behind them to eat tap food. Until the last three people were also eliminated by the two of them, Xu Huaiyan made a particularly admiring tone: "Wow! Brother, you are so good!"
"So-so-so-so, eating chicken is the norm." Young boys are always full of hormones, and when they hear the little girl's praise, they get dizzy: "Miss sister, wait until we die outside the circle, you stand inside the circle It’s good to lie down on the chicken.”
"Uh-huh."
"Add a friend, I will continue to take you with me next time."
Xu Huaiyan was about to agree, when a sentence came from beside him: "My girlfriend doesn't add friends."
Xie Shu spoke suddenly, and the deep male voice shocked the two people opposite him speechless for a long time.
"..."
"Damn it! You...boy?? Girlfriend?! Both of you—"
Before he could finish speaking, Xie Shu suddenly raised his gun and pointed at them twice with a precise headshot.
Xu Huaiyan was taken aback by his "girlfriend", and only heard the other party's "Damn!", the game interface was displayed, and the two successfully ate chicken.
He looked at Xie Shu in surprise: "Why did you kill them, you don't want to eat chicken anymore?"
"It's hard to see them."
"Then why do you say I'm your girlfriend?"
"It's nothing, I just feel that it's more annoying to say that."
Xie Shu's tone was light, Xu Huaiyan thought it was really annoying, if the girl he had been with for a long time suddenly said that she had a boyfriend, and he was killed by her boyfriend in the end, he would be so angry that he would die on the spot.
Lao Yin leaned back lazily on the back of the chair than Xie Shu, raised his eyes to look at this liar: "I really can't tell, it's pretty good."
Xu Huaiyan was so nervous that he couldn't hear his yin and yang weirdness, so he cut it out: "You can't tell that it's a game pit. How about it, isn't it awesome? As long as the opposite is a man, this method can be tried and tested. I used to The dishes are so good that they can't play, that's how they were brought up by all the kind brothers!"
"For the sake of the previous paragraph, can you call me brother?"
Xu Huaiyan thought he was laughing at him, so he snorted and said, "At that time, we were ranked according to the rank of the game. The higher the rank, the higher the status. Otherwise, you think it's so easy for me to be the boss? But now I'm not bad at skills. , I haven’t used it for a long time, and my skills are rusty, and I just came out of the rivers and lakes today to take you to the next level, don’t you know what’s good or bad.”
Xie Shu grasped exactly what he wanted to hear, and asked him with great interest: "This is the time when you are unfamiliar with technology, what about when you are not unfamiliar?"
"For the sake of the first paragraph, I read the entire book of Sao Hua Dao." Xu Huaiyan said triumphantly, "But it's a pity, you wasted two gold resources, and the next one may not be able to match such an awesome and easy-to-deceive person .”
Xie Shu said: "Can you call me brother as long as I can take you to the top?"
"what?"
"This brings me to you, remember to prepare your flirtatious words."
Xie Shu directly clicked to enter the game, Xu Huaiyan was still surprised when he threatened to take him: "Only you, box spirit, it's good if you don't kill your teammates, and take me, that's not what you say."
"What if I could take you to eat chicken?"
Xu Huaiyan thought for a while: "How about a circle and a sentence?"
"can."
The game was about to start, Xu Huaiyan jumped down through Xie Shu.
Apart from the fact that there was no one around them, it seemed that the chances of this one falling into a box were not very high.
Seeing Xie Shu quickly collect a set of equipment, Xu Huaiyan was so lucky to pick up the [-]x mirror at the beginning, he couldn't help praising: "You're lucky."
Xie Shu said: "The landing circle at the beginning is also the circle."
Xu Huaiyan understood in seconds, and immediately changed his words: "Brother, you are really amazing!"
The corner of Xie Shu's mouth curled up, a smile flashed in his eyes, and he threw him a second-level gun: "Follow me, you don't need to pick up this gun."
Xu Huaiyan left the keyboard with one hand: "Oh, so crazy..."
boom!
Xie Shu quickly turned the camera and shot Xu Huaiyan in the back. Xu Huaiyan quickly turned his camera and looked back, a box at the door was slowly emitting green smoke.
A headshot.
Xu Huaiyan opened his mouth in a daze, unable to believe that a person who couldn't even recognize a gun half an hour ago has improved by leaps and bounds: "Damn...you ate spinach?"
Xie Shu didn't answer his rambling words, and manipulated the character to run over to lick the bag.
Xu Huaiyan was still doubting whether this was a coincidence, until he witnessed Xie Shu's terrifying record of seven heads just after shrinking a circle. He no longer doubted his skills, but doubted his own eyes: "How many times did you just shrink?" Did he die on purpose?"
"No." Xie Shu said, "It's just that I haven't played for too long, and I'm a little rusty."
"So now it's the touch?"
"Ah."
"...Brother, you are really awesome."
Xu Huaiyan really threw away all his guns at the end of the fight, and followed Mr. Xie like a dog to deliver a courier to him.
"Present a third-level head to the boss!"
"No, there is."
In the blink of an eye, Xie Shu killed another one who had just returned from picking up the airdrop. When he was running to touch the corpse, he caught a glimpse of shrinking circles. Xu Huaiyan immediately ran to his side and squatted down, calling him in a hoarse voice: "Brother, stop licking the bag, lick me!" Bar!"
"..." Xie Shu's hand on the keyboard trembled almost invisible: "Did you say that to others before?"
"Of course not." Xu Huaiyan said: "To deal with those people, you can get rid of them with just a few words. This is what I kept at the bottom of the box, and I have never taken it out. How about it, show off or not?"
Xie Shu pressed the tip of his tongue against his cheeks, silently slowed down for a while, and said calmly, "General."
Is this normal?
Xu Huaiyan curled his lips, racking his brains and began to give him a big move.
When crossing the bridge, the two met the bridge guard, Xu Huaiyan got hit and was knocked down.
"Climb to the side and hide."
Xu Huaiyan obediently rolled to one side of the container to hide, while Xie Shu crouched behind an abandoned car in the middle of the bridge and watched for a while, loaded the bullets, stood up and fired a shot at the bridge head, the bright red number of people in the game in the upper left corner drop one.
With one shot and one bullet, Xie Shu loaded the chamber three times and fired three shots. The three people blocking the bridge all became boxes and lined up at the head of the bridge, waiting for them to go over for inspection.
Xu Huaiyan was pulled up by Xie Shu, and the two ran across the bridge, and the circle just shrank to the side of the bridge.
Xie Shu threw him a big medicine bag: "How to say?"
Xu Huaiyan picked up the big medicine bag and ate it quickly, and said jovially, "My brother is so good, I want to sit on my brother and do squats!"
......
hiss--
Xu Huaiyan was amused to see a toothache expression on his rarely changed face, "Normal?"
Xie Shu bit the tip of his tongue lightly to calm himself down, and his expression faded: "Yes."
In the final round, apart from Xu Huaiyan and Xie Shu, there were only three people left on the field.
Xie Shu took Xu Huaiyan to hide behind a tree next to the circle and stood still. Xu Huaiyan was wearing the auspicious clothes Xie Shu gave him and wanted to sneak out to see the situation.
Only half of his head was poked out, and there were two bangs, and two of the three were dealt with. Xu Huaiyan was so frightened that he immediately shrank back and did not dare to move.
"You fired the gun?"
Xie Shu shook his head: "I only fired one shot."
"Damn it." Xu Huaiyan sighed sincerely: "Why does it feel like a master is fighting, there is only one person left, do you want to give me a gun?"
"No, lie down."
Xie Shu replaced the sniper, loaded it with bullets, took a quick look at the probe, and then threw a pistol diagonally opposite.
It was the first time that Xu Huaiyan was so nervous, he just ignored his computer and stretched his neck to stare at Xie Shu's computer next to him without blinking.
When the smoke gradually dissipated, Xie Shu threw a gun at it, and at the same time a gun exploded beside them, Xu Huaiyan's character was blown off a layer of skin, and subconsciously shrank his head.
"Not dead yet?!" Xu Huaiyan muttered, "This life is really great."
"Don't worry."
Xie Shu threw away the last pistol, then immediately got up and fired at the place where the pistol was dropped just now.Xu Huaiyan's heart was hanging, and he didn't even see a ghost. In the blink of an eye, the game ended page popped up, and they were full of chickens while Xie Shu procrastinated.
"Wow chicken!!!"
Xu Huaiyan was so happy that he jumped up, rushed over and hooked Xie Shu's neck to present the grand finale gift package: "Brother Xie, I will be your little puff for the rest of my life!"
Xie Shu was staggered by him: "What?"
Xu Huaiyan was full of interest: "Waiting for you to fill me with cream yourself!"
"..."
Xie Shu reacted for a while before he realized what he was talking about, and the arm holding him suddenly tightened.
Xu Huaiyan was aching from being pinched by him, and looked up into his dark, bottomless eyes, like a black hole close in front of him, which could swallow everything cleanly without leaving any residue, including him.
Frightened by his terrifying eyes, Xu Huaiyan trembled unconsciously, the words of showing off stuck in his throat and he couldn't speak.
The two looked at each other like this, Xu Huaiyan couldn't break away from Xie Shu's hand, and for the first time in his life, he felt like a fish, Xie Shu was now like a big bad wolf eyeing its prey, I don't know which subject The kind that would suddenly jump up and grab him, and then gnaw him clean without mercy.
It wasn't until Xu Huaiyan was interrupted by a message notification that he suddenly came back to his senses. He was so frightened by his eyes that he couldn't speak.
Too embarrassing, right? !
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