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Thinking of Lan Qin's look just now, Han Siqi inexplicably felt a little shiver down his spine, and quietly hugged his little box tightly: "I didn't scold your brother, I just met by chance, just talking casually."

"Then you said that meeting my brother is scarier than bumping into a ghost?"

"I said it all, I just said it casually, why do you keep holding on to it?"

"I can't hold on to it, it's obviously you who uttered wild words first."

"Cut, it's great to know two idioms, why don't you just call me treasonous?"

When the two of them quarreled, they acted as if no one else was around, and they didn't control the volume at all. Xu Huaiyan was awakened by them, turned over and pulled off the quilt with sleepy eyes: "Is there something wrong with you two? Do you know that I am a patient?" need to have a rest?"

"..."

"..."

Oh, I was too involved in the noise for a while, so I forgot.

Xu Huaiyan was disturbed twice when he wanted to sleep. He took out his mobile phone to check the time. Seeing that it was time for lunch, he didn't feel like going to sleep. He half sat up on the bed and leaned against the head of the bed, with a strand of hair curled up mischievously. Han Siqi's obsessive-compulsive disorder really wants to help him get rid of it.

"What are you doing here? I just have gastroenteritis, and I won't die."

"...I want to beat you as soon as you talk, Xu Huaiyan, how can you be so good?" Han Siqi frowned: "I didn't come to see you die, and do you know that the hospital can't mention any death?" Die, do you have any culture?"

Xu Huaiyan tilted his head and smiled at him, stretched out his hand and compared three fingers to him: "You said it three times, which one of us is uneducated?"

Han Siqi was choked by him, and blushed again with anger, if the box in his arms reminded him why he came here, he would have just walked away.

Recited silently thirty times that this annoying ghost saved Xianxian, barely suppressed the urge to beat him up and stood up, walked up to him in three steps at a time, and put the box heavily on him: "Accept it, no thanks!"

"What the hell?" Xu Huaiyan poked leisurely: "□□? You finally found out that you can't beat me in this life, so are you going to die with me?"

"Can you die if you don't force yourself for a while?"

Xu Huaiyan immediately opened his eyes exaggeratedly and pointed at him: "The fourth time! You are illiterate!"

That's enough, why did he have to come and face this idiot with mental retardation!

Han Siqi pointed hard at the box, and words came out from between his teeth: "Thank you for saving my girlfriend! This is a thank you gift!"

It was because of this.

Xu Huaiyan smacked his mouth twice: "Didn't your girlfriend tell you that it was your second uncle who saved you?"

Han Siqi really didn't want to say a word to him, so he threw down a word of goodbye, turned and left angrily.Holding the box, Xu Huaiyan smiled and called him from behind: "Aren't you going to stay and have lunch? I'll treat you to a sick meal, do you think it's okay?"

"I don't care about it!" The voice came from a distance in the corridor, it was too empty to be heard clearly, it seemed that it had really gone far.

"Tsk tsk." Xu Huaiyan shook his head regretfully, sighing a feeling of being beaten by a rare opponent: "It's been so long and I still can't help but be so funny, it's boring."

Lan Le said: "Your mouth is really cheap. If I were Han Siqi, I would have to take advantage of this moment to beat you to the point of paralysis. I don't know how Xie Shu can bear you, and he treats you so meticulously like taking care of his son." , honestly, did you use something to threaten him?"

"Not at all." Xu Huaiyan took apart the thank you gift Han Siqi gave him with both hands, and said, "It depends on the person I'm mean, well, the talented Xie is different from you vulgar people."

"Oh, we are all rough people, but he is a thin person." Lan Le cut it, and felt that Xu Huaiyan's appearance of helping others was very strange, so she thought about asking him: "Since your relationship has eased so much, you Why didn't you think about having a discussion with him, the previous agreement doesn't count, you continue to move back to your apartment?"

Xu Huaiyan didn't even think about it: "I keep my word, and no matter how good the relationship is, it can't be a reason to go back on my word. And I think it's okay to live in a dormitory now. It's not as bad as I imagined, and it's completely tolerable."

That's not it, Lan Le thought, you can bear two big boys sharing a bed, what else can't you bear?

"But when the school just started, didn't you still hate the talented man and deliberately punish him? Why did you rush to speak for him after half a semester, and you were so willing to live with him, and you were poured into ecstasy?"

Xu Huaiyan glanced at him, looking like a fool, and said: "You are so superficial, how long has it been, don't appreciate me discovering the bright spot of Boss Xie, are you determined to get along well with him and be friends?"

Speaking of this, it is inevitable to think of all the advantages of living with Xie Shu these days, and the corners of Xu Huaiyan's mouth curled up uncontrollably: "As the saying goes, cannibalism is short-mouthed and soft-handed, you have said it, he Taking care of me is the same as taking care of my son, better than my idiot old man, it doesn't hurt me to call him dad, and I hate a fart."

At this time, Xie Shu pushed the door in with clean clothes and lunch, Xu Huaiyan raised his head and looked at him tiltedly, the corners of his mouth were still raised, and he smiled obediently and softly.

"Look, here comes my father."

"..."

Xie Shu twitched his brows, and gave him a half-hearted look. Although he didn't understand what kind of tricks he was playing, he answered him very cooperatively: "It's better when you call me brother."

Xu thick-skinned and kind-hearted: "Good brother."

Lan Le: "..."

Why did he feel like he was stuffed with dog food?

Are these two really not in a relationship? ? ?

Gastroenteritis is not a big deal. You don't need to stay in the hospital for a long time before you can leave the hospital and continue to be alive and kicking.But it's not small, after all, it's a stomach problem, and it's essential to take good care of it afterwards.

Xu Huaiyan had never liked breakfast before, and he could go to the cafeteria with Xie Shu to have a bowl of porridge when he had class in the morning. If there was no class in the morning or one or two in the morning, he would never get up. Small quilts stay together.

Besides joining in the fun, sleeping is his biggest hobby.

However, the situation changed after Xu Huaiyan's gastroenteritis incident.

From the second day after he was discharged from the hospital, Xie Shu was like a parent who worried about his child's health. He strictly followed the rule that the child must eat breakfast every day. He would wake him up 10 minutes earlier than before when there were classes. He will be allowed to sip two mouthfuls of porridge perfunctorily as before and finish the job.

Although he won't force him to get up when there is no class, he will get up on time and go out to bring him breakfast, and then coax Xu Huaiyan to get up, brush his teeth, and let him go back to sleep after eating.

His every move resembles an old father who is exhausted and worried about his children. If you ignore his cold face that has been paralyzed for ten years, it will be even more similar.

Being taken care of by him like this, Xu thick-skinned was a little embarrassed: "Boss Xie, as a roommate, you are too nice. It actually made me feel like I was lucky to live with you? Is it too late for me to punish myself for my reckless words to you before?"

Xie Shu's typing hands on the keyboard paused for a moment, and soon the clear clicking sound continued, as casual as the master's tone: "No, it's not just roommates."

Xu Huaiyan hissed and slapped his head: "Oh, I forgot, we should be good brothers. The level of roommates is too low to describe our relationship as good as flying."

Xie Shu gave a low hum as affirmation of his last sentence.

"Actually, it's nothing." Xu Huaiyan said: "Based on my years of experience, doctors like to take matters seriously. I haven't eaten breakfast for so many years, and this is the only problem. It shows that the probability is low, so Don't worry too much about it."

Xie Shu's attention was always not on what Xu Huaiyan wanted to express. When he heard him say "so many years", he turned his face and looked lightly on his face: "No wonder you are so weak and sick, and you have a fever and gastroenteritis in the middle of the night , Oh yes, the tailbone is also weaker than others."

Xu Huaiyan was taken aback, the first two were barely reasonable, so it's not appropriate to put the tailbone here?He is not osteoporotic lumbar disc herniation.

Just as he was about to refute, Xie Shu didn't know what to think of, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he smiled, "I have so many years of experience, I have been in the hospital since I grew up, Xu Daiyu."

The result of this reasoning is really irrefutable, Xu Huaiyan touched his nose, and said angrily: "...what Xu Daiyu, don't call me random nicknames."

He just has an unlucky physique, and he is always particularly prone to injuries, and he doesn't know why.

"Eat breakfast obediently in the future, don't tell me about these things."

When he said this, the smirk on Xie Shu's face was put away, and he returned to his indifferent and unpredictable appearance.

Xu Huaiyan felt that he was really contradictory. On the one hand, he was nice to you, and on the other hand, he had to sneer at him from time to time. There was a sharp contrast between his appearance of rejecting people thousands of miles away and his meticulous behavior in taking care of him. No one would believe him when he said it.

Xu Huaiyan has a short mouth and can't get angry.

Xie Shu heard the people behind him obediently, as if he had agreed, and the indifferent and serious expression on his face disappeared a little.

Forget it, the living habits in the past were almost almost, and in the future there will be more time for him to slowly recover.

"Physical education class will start swimming lessons next week. Remember to prepare yourself. Don't forget your swimming card and swimsuit."

After the beginning of the sophomore year, there will be several specific courses in physical education in the second half of the semester, and swimming is one of them.

He almost forgot if he didn't mention Xu Huaiyan, he dragged his throat and fell back on the bed with a smile: "It's okay, I don't need to prepare, I don't go to class anyway."

At the beginning Xu Huaiyan chose swimming instead of others. I also heard that swimming is the easiest. If you know it, you don’t even need to take the previous courses. You only need to go there during the final exam.

Xu Huaiyan can't swim, but he can pay someone who can swim to help him take the exam. Anyway, as long as he doesn't go to the previous class, the teacher won't know him. In this way, he can skip the physical education class for the entire second half of the semester. Drop it, it's perfect.

Hearing him say not to go to class, Xie Shu naturally thought of the other side: "I can't see that you can swim."

"It's normal if you don't see it." Xu Huaiyan said confidently: "I just can't swim. It's a waste of time to learn from scratch. Just find someone who can take the exam for me when the time comes."

"Exam on behalf of you?" Xie Shu repeated, turning to look at him with a gloomy face: "Do you know that if you are found to be serious in taking an exam on behalf of you, you will be expelled?"

Xu Huaiyan's tone was relaxed: "Don't worry, I've asked you all, this teacher is very knowledgeable, in class, and also in exams, he doesn't seriously check whether everyone is himself or not, and there has never been anyone who took the exam before." been discovered."

Judging from his tone, he has made up his mind not to take this swimming lesson.

Xie Shu's index finger was still on the space bar, unconsciously rubbing it again and again.

Not going to class?

This is not acceptable.He had been looking forward to something for half a semester, how could it just fall through.

Xu Huaiyan didn't hear him speak for a long time, turned his head just in time to see that his expression was indifferent and he didn't know what he was thinking, so he naturally thought that he was still worried that he would be caught.

He was so kind to his brother, Xu Huaiyan was already used to caring for him.

"It's all right, don't think too much, or I'll help you find a substitute for the exam, how about we skip class happily together?"

"No need." Xie Shu refused without even thinking about it, and said in a deep voice, "But I think there is something you can understand in advance."

"what's up?"

Xie Shu said unhurriedly: "If you are the one who takes the swimming test, you will be given at least [-] points for the high math test at the end of this semester. Passing is not a problem."

"???"

What the fuck? !

Xu Huaiyan accurately grasped the three key words of "high math", "extra points" and "pass", and sat up from the bed with his legs up: "Really?!"

Before Xie Shu could answer, Xu Huaiyan thought about it again, and felt that the extra points were pointless: "Why do I have to go by myself? The results of the substitute test are also mine, and others don't know."

Xie Shu shook his head calmly: "It's not the same."

Xu Huaiyan: "What's different?"

Xie Shu: "Because I added your high math scores, I know if it was you who took the test."

? ?

Xu Huaiyan was a little confused, let's not talk about why he can add points to his high math test, he has another bigger doubt: "Thank you boss, why do you insist on me taking the test, I just finished praising you .”

Xie Shu said: "Don't you still owe me something, saying that you will agree to whatever I ask? Now I just ask for this, swimming lessons, you go to it yourself."

"Besides, since you praised me, I always need to be responsible for you. Swimming is an essential skill for survival. Learn one to prevent problems before they happen. Besides, you are too weak, either with a fever or gastroenteritis. Don't you think you don't need it?" A sport to exercise?"

"..."

Xu Huaiyan said in his heart that it is not necessary, and I don't like water, at worst I won't go to the beach for the rest of my life, can I still drown in the bathtub?

But the extra points for high math mean that he doesn't have to fail subjects, make up exams, and make up for it...

Wow, I'm so excited!