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When it was time to end the get out of class, the teacher in charge had just stepped out of the classroom door when a group of people huffed and surrounded Xie Shu and Xu Huaiyan in the middle.

Xu Huaiyan struggled to survive one and a half classes, but couldn't hold it anymore, and finally fell asleep with his eyes closed half an hour before the end of class. After waking up, he raised his head in a daze, looked at the group of people in a daze, and said hoarsely, "What are you doing?"

A person who doesn’t get up angry is roughly equivalent to the cutest person in the world. No matter how deeply he sleeps, no matter when he is woken up, his first reaction is never to be angry, but to be obedient and obedient with childish blank eyes ask what are you doing.

Coincidentally, Xu Huaiyan is one of the cutest people in the world.

Xie Shu looked at his side face with marks still on it, and his messy hair, couldn't help reaching out and touching the top of his head twice to help him smooth it out.

If this action fell into their eyes in the past, Xie Shu's snoring would be no different from touching a tiger's butt.But looking at it now, they all feel a little itchy.

Xu Huaiyan's hair looks soft, it should be easy to touch, right?

I don't know when it started, but everyone gradually discovered that Xu Xiaobawang, who had been hiding away since the beginning of his freshman year, seemed to be different from what they imagined.

It’s not that fierce, no, it’s not fierce at all, it’s not that messy, at most it’s a bit skinny, the legendary eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, anyway, they are the ones who didn’t see it, they don’t make trouble in class, they don’t hit people after class, so what if they cheated with money to get into school In the same way, there are many other rich kids in Q University who are in his situation. I don't understand why he is said to be so miserable alone, and it's too unfair.

Xu Huaiyan was so old and hadn't been touched so "lovingly" by someone on the top of his head. Xie Shu was confused by this, and he didn't know what to say or do for a while.

It's fine if you're in the dormitory, there are so many people in this classroom, Xiao Xu, who regards face as his life, can only frowned awkwardly and dodges angrily: "If you have something to say, why are you making a fuss, and you, get out of class If you don’t go back and block here to do anything, just walk away.”

"We have come to pay the highest respect to the two heroes! Please accept our worship!"

Xu Huaiyan was speechless: "I'm not your ancestor, what are you worshiping?"

Zheng Wei squeezed to the front to grab Xu Huaiyan's table, excited and nervous, his eyes widened: "Xiao Xu, what do you mean, you agreed to be the host?"

Xu Huaiyan didn't answer him directly, but vaccinated him arrogantly: "Let's say it first, I haven't messed up this before, so don't blame me if I mess up."

"No, no, no! Absolutely not, it's very simple, just go up and say a few words!"

"Oh." Xu Huaiyan said: "Then you report it, and remember to choose a more handsome dress for me then."

Zheng Wei was so moved that he wanted to cry: "It's finally done, it's a bright future! Thank parents, thank God, and thank the counselors!"

"What are you thanking that old hag for?"

"God assists, if she didn't push me, would you agree to go?"

She assists a ghost!

Xu Huaiyan twitched the corners of his mouth in disgust: "I was ready to agree, okay?" After speaking, he yawned again.He just dozed off and didn't get enough sleep, and didn't want to argue with them, so he rubbed his eyes and dragged Xie Shu straight away.

Cao Yan tilted his head to see the backs of them leaving side by side, and couldn't help sighing: "The two men are really good for each other, so what if they don't appear on the show, once they appear, any show will overwhelm them."

......

"Do you want me to write the manuscript myself?"

Xu Huaiyan stared at the news sent by Zheng Wei in the class, and muttered unhappily: "Is it too late to repent now?"

"No need." Xie Shu said, "I've already written the manuscript for you, and it's in your drawer, together with your impressions of the movie."

Xu Huaiyan opened the drawer and looked, and sure enough, there were two bound papers inside, the manuscript on the top, and the post-view article on the bottom.Xie Shu wrote in great detail, and marked the two places on the manuscript that required dialogue and interaction with their respective names to ensure that there would be no mistakes.

"When did you print it out and put it here? Why don't I know?" Xu Huaiyan threw the manuscript on the table, read the impressions again, and felt that it was really well written. Anyway, asking him to write must be a lot of drool. There is absolutely no way to write so well.

"I almost forgot about this, thank you boss, you are so reliable!"

"Hands up."

"Hmm! Neither humble nor arrogant nor arrogant, Boss Xie really has the style of a general!"

Once again, Xu Huaiyan sighed silently in his heart what kind of shit luck he had, to be able to be roommates with Xie Shu, it was really a fortune.

Spreading the manuscript on his knees and playing games for almost an afternoon, he finally received a message from Lan Le at dinner time.

A voice call.

After Xu Huaiyan picked it up, he quickly switched back to the game interface, chatting with him while continuing to search for supplies.

"Hey, this old man is finally willing to wake up, two hours earlier than I expected, awesome."

At this time, Lan Le was sitting on the toilet of Li Jianfan's house, thinking about life with a sad face.

The events of last night passed in his mind uncontrollably like a lantern, and after recalling what stupid things he did last night, he was so ashamed and embarrassed that he wanted to run over and chop Xu Huaiyan, and then drown himself on the spot.

"Xu Huaiyan, you are so unreliable, I obviously asked you to pick me up, who did you find..."

"Li Jianfan, what's the matter? Didn't he leave a name for his good deeds?"

"What a shit, he didn't send me back last night at all!"

"Ah?" Xu Huaiyan slipped his hand and fired a shot at Tianxu to expose his position, so as not to be guarded by others, he quickly crawled forward on the ground: "If I didn't send you back, where did I send you? Did he throw you under the flyover?"

Lan Le lowered his voice and said unhappily: "You were just thrown under the flyover."

It was miserable, but he was not miserable enough to sleep on the flyover, but if he had to choose again, he would rather choose to sleep under the flyover.

He drank too much yesterday, and when Li Jianfan came, he couldn't stand up by himself, so he could only follow Li Jianfan's movements and put all his weight on him.

After getting into the car, Lan Le also consciously reported his home address, but when he opened his eyes after squinting in a daze for a while, he found that the door where the car was parked was not his home at all, but a place he had visited not long ago. Li Jianfan's house is almost an entire city away from his house.

Lan Le suffered a loss because his mind was paralyzed by alcohol and he didn't know how to get angry. He was dazed for a while, and asked him stupidly: "Why did you bring me to your house?"

Li Jianfan half coaxed and half hugged him into the room and put him on the sofa, went to the kitchen and poured him a glass of water to feed him, touched his pink cheeks, different from the usual humorous tone on the podium, The voice was soft and gentle: "Is there any discomfort, does the headache hurt?"

Lan Le shook his head obediently following his words, expressing that he was not uncomfortable, and then persistently asked again: "Why did you bring me to your home? Why didn't you send me back, I already told you my home address. "

"It's too far away." Li Jianfan said, "The two of us are too far apart. The place to pick you up is very close to my house."

Lan Le felt that he couldn't convince himself with this reason, and tried to reason with him: "You didn't drive a car, and I sent you home all the way last time."

"You want me to send you home now, don't you?" Li Jianfan knelt down in front of him, held his arms with both hands, looked up at his misty eyes from bottom to top, and said nonsense solemnly: "But my family There is a gate control, unless there is a party dinner that must be attended, I must be at home before ten o'clock at other times, and it is too late for me now, and I can't go out again."

Damn, the angle of this answer is really novel.

Lan Le felt that there was a problem, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't tell what the problem was.

Li Jianfan didn't give him much time to think about the messy logic involved, and diverted his attention with a coaxing tone: "I'm still dizzy, do you want me to help you take a bath, or do you do it yourself?"

"What are you talking about? I'm not a child. I'll do it myself."

Sure enough, one can't have too much hope for the drunkard's thinking sensitivity, because he can be taken away so easily.

Li Jianfan smiled in satisfaction, pinched his cheeks and helped him stand up: "Okay, come by yourself, the things in the bathroom are all new, and the clothes are also clean, you can use them as you like, if you need help, call me , I'm just outside."

"Oh."

Lan Le staggered into the bathroom of the master bedroom and managed to tidy herself up by relying on the smooth front, but when she put on her clothes, she didn't know if her brain got knotted or something, she always felt that the clothes were all tangled together I can't make sense of it either.

The more he reasoned, the more chaotic he became, the more annoying he was to make appointments, the more annoyed he became impatient, and finally threw his clothes on the ground, leaning against the wall to let go of his mind, and almost fell asleep, but fortunately Li Jianfan came over quickly when he heard the sound, knocked When the door was opened, he was seen standing there with his head drooping, wearing only a pair of white underwear, and the knotted clothes were just thrown on the ground and covered with water, it seemed that he could not wear them.

The water vapor turned his skin pink, his hair was so wet that he didn't know how to wipe it with a dry towel, and the fever was still dripping into the ground.

Li Jianfan walked over with a smile, picked up the clothes and threw them into the laundry basket, took him out of the bathroom to find his pajamas again, changed him patiently, and dried his hair.

He is much taller than him, and Lan Le wearing his clothes is like a child stealing an adult's clothes. His hands and feet are trapped in the sleeves and trousers that are too long, and it is inconvenient to walk and take things.Li Jianfan asked him to sit on the bed, squatted down and helped him roll up his trousers to his ankles, and then made him lie down on the bed and covered him with the quilt.

The bed was very soft and the quilt was very warm. When Lan Le was drowsy and about to fall asleep, he felt that the light in front of him dimmed, and his side sank a little. Li Jianfan, who was wearing the same fragrance of bath milk as him, also lay down and turned sideways Facing him, she reached out to help him pull up the quilt a little more.

Lan Le stared at him intently for a while with her eyes open, before she remembered what she wanted to ask: "Why do you want to sleep with me?"

"My family is a bachelor's apartment." He said, "There is no other room except this one."