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"...Why are you asking this???"

"Why not, don't you want me to be curious?"

"I found out that you are really poisonous, so it's not a new way to play with me, is it?" Han Siqi was bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of well ropes. He frowned and thought for a while: "Are you fucking Recording, and then turning around and suing my girlfriend?!"

"What's there to complain about? Could it be that you would speak ill of your girlfriend?" Xu Huaiyan tried hard to restore the image of himself that had collapsed long ago with Han Siqi: "That's what, that's, I have a good friend." Brother, he recently encountered some relationship problems and came to me for comfort, then I have never been in a relationship, and the only people I know around me are you who have a girlfriend, I don’t ask who you ask?”

Han Siqi has no feelings: "You can still go to the midnight radio station and call your bosom sister."

"If you don't cooperate with me, believe it or not, I will tell your girlfriend about eating shit and using a fork when you were a child."

After a long silence on the other side, a loud "fuck" came to my ears: "You fuck!! How do you know this?!"

"I never told you that I was playing with mud in the grass next to the garden, and when your father beat you up, I saw it from beginning to end. It was exciting."

"...Fuck you, hurry up and ask!!!"

Listening to his energetic roar, Xu Huaiyan knew that his drowsiness had been completely driven away, and he grinned: "I wish I hadn't promised earlier. You have to be threatened to be happy. You are a real person."

"Hurry up!"

"Okay, then I'll start." Xu Huaiyan organized his words a little bit, and asked him: "You answer first, is it you who chased your girlfriend or your girlfriend who chased you?"

Han Siqi held back his full of resentment: "I chased her."

"How long has it been since we met?"

"Half a year."

Oh, half a year.

Xu Huaiyan silently compared himself with Xie Shu, it was quite a long time.

"Then, are you chasing her because you like her?"

"Why are you asking this?"

"You don't care, just answer anyway, or I'll take you with you for eating shit..."

"Yes!!! I like it!! Of course I chased it because I like it. Could it be possible to pass the time because I'm too busy?!"

"Oh——" Xu Huaiyan dragged his voice: "The last two questions, you, how can you be sure that you like your girlfriend? What's there, it's just a little more obvious, are there any characteristics?"

"Xu Garbage, don't you think it's very obscene for you to call me in the middle of the night to inquire about my love history? What kind of mental retardation is this?"

"Is it mentally handicapped?"

"Then why not? You ask yourself a few questions, 'How did you know you fell in love with your girlfriend'? It's not that I'm out of my mind, I don't even know this?"

Xu Huaiyan didn't know when he tore off the knotted part of the bandage. The wound that had been well wrapped was all loose now, and he could even faintly see the wound where he had applied the medicine.

Xie Shu painted him.

"You just think that my brother has no brains." He said, "He just doesn't know if he likes him or not."

"Is that so?" The corners of Han Siqi's mouth twitched, trying really hard to recall what it was like when he chased after Ren Xian.

"It's very simple. Aren't we at the same table in high school? We were fine at first, but I don't know why the more I look at her, the more pleasing she is, the more beautiful she looks. I feel uncomfortable when I don't see her for a day. Whenever I see her, I want to be with her." She gets together and talks to her, even if I have nothing to say, I can just sit on the table and watch her do her homework all day without getting bored."

"Sometimes when she glances at her or touches her accidentally, her heartbeat will speed up and her ears will feel hot, so you will be very nervous and panicked, you know, but you are also very happy, happy for no reason, no matter what you do, you will always be the first Think of her all the time, you can share all your secrets and vulnerabilities with her, of course eating shit and breaking into the women's restroom don't count!!!"

"Hey." Xu Huaiyan was amused by him, and after laughing, the corners of his mouth drooped quickly, full of complicated feelings.

What to do, he seems to be in such a situation now.

The more I look at Xie Shu, the more handsome I feel. I want to be with him for everything, but when I am with him, my heart beats faster and my face turns red. As for the secret, although he didn't take the initiative to tell him, he has no one in front of Xie Shu. Secrets are also facts.

It hit all of them.

Mommy...

Over there, Han Siqi slowly recalled, he had long forgotten that Xu Huaiyan threatened him in the beginning, those sweet teenagers' thoughts in the past are full of emotions when he thinks back, thinking of the ambiguous past between himself and his girlfriend, even his voice Gentle down: "Actually, I planned to confess my love to her after the college entrance examination was over, but who knew that when the college entrance examination was approaching, Cheng Yaojin would come out halfway, and let him take advantage of the loophole and run to my girlfriend to confess my love to my girlfriend." Already!"

"Huh? Then what?"

"How could I let him have then?"

Han Siqi cut his voice, even if Xu Huaiyan couldn't see him, he knew that he must have a proud face now: "When I thought that my fairy would have a boyfriend, but this boyfriend is not me, I almost didn't explode on the spot, so I rushed over to follow me My girlfriend confessed. With a tall, handsome, wise, and rich man like me, how could my girlfriend still like that fat and round man?"

Xu Huaiyan, a bunch of blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah therefore then heard a sentence: "there is a boyfriend, but the boyfriend is not you..."

"What's not me, that's just an assumption, understand? In fact, the boyfriend is me, okay? It used to be, it is now, and it will always be in the future! No, it should be upgraded in the future, and become a different name or something haha Ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh, then congratulations." Xu Huaiyan smiled perfunctorily: "Okay, I know almost everything, I'm here tonight, I'm dead, it's so strange to talk to you in the middle of the night."

"You still have the face to feel strange, who insisted—Hello? Hello?!" Han Siqi took the phone away and looked, and the other side had already hung up.

"Damn! Xu Huaiyan, you bastard who crosses rivers and destroys bridges!"

The dog threw the phone away and fell on his back on the bed, sighing continuously with his mouth puckered.

Ugh.

If the front can still be a coincidence, the last one can't be wrong, right?No wonder Lu Yue said that Xie Shu would be so irritable when he had a girlfriend.

But how did things become like this?

At the beginning, he really regarded Xie Shu as a good brother, good friend, good classmate, and good roommate. They can develop any relationship, except for lovers. No matter how you think about it, it is impossible. He is not gay.

No matter how nice Xie Shu was to him, no matter how gentle and considerate he was, he was still a big boy who was about 1.8 meters tall and not soft at all. Why did he suddenly fall in love with a man?Or a size bigger than him everywhere, man?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !

If Xie Shu found out, would he feel that he was particularly perverted, would he regret being so kind to him, would he break off friendship with him in a fit of anger, and never play with him again?

Can't say it, absolutely can't say it, even if you die, you must suffocate this secret in the [-]th floor of hell!

... Really can't say?

Depend on!So now he has unrequited love and secret love for Xie Shu?

Xu Huaiyan was about to collapse.

Hastily wrapped the gauze that he had torn apart and tied it in an ugly knot. It was completely incomparable with Xie Shu's wrapping. He did nothing and didn't sleep at all all night. Rolling around, he seemed to be thinking a lot, but he didn't seem to think about anything. His head seemed to be stuffed full of knotted yarn balls. It was a mess, and it was really messy from constant cutting, which made his brain ache.

It continued like this until four or five o'clock in the morning, and finally I was overwhelmed by the sleepiness that climbed up after knowing it, and fell into a deep sleep.

But when he fell asleep, the ball of wool in his head was restless.

Xu Huaiyan dreamed that he was sitting in the classroom, with Lan Le sitting next to him, Xie Shu sitting in front of him, and next to Xie Shu sat several delicately dressed, beautiful, youthful and beautiful girls, who were asking Xie Shu questions again and again. It was to bring him food, and he was extremely attentive.

Originally, this was not a big deal, anyway, Xie Shu was already very popular.

But what makes Xu Huaiyan the most unacceptable is that this Xie Shu didn't show his usual attitude of being alienated and polite. Instead, he showed a smiling face and never refused to come. The gentleness and patience shown can be shown to anyone now, it is simply a central air conditioner, one person generates heat and warms everyone.

Seeing a girl with long curly hair hanging on Xie Shu's body, Xu Huaiyan couldn't see Xie Shu opening it any longer. He almost bit his gums, and his heart was so stuffed that it was about to explode.

At this time, the person sitting next to him suddenly abducted him: "Xiao Xu, if you don't come up yet, your male god will be abducted by those little goblins."

"What male god?" Xu Huaiyan asked him blankly.

Lan Le raised his eyes to the sky and rolled his eyes: "Who else is there, thank you for being a great talent, don't you like him to explode in place, can't you live without him? Why, seeing him surrounded by goblins now, he doesn't even have the courage to confess No, when did you become so cowardly?"

"You, what are you talking about!" Xu Huaiyan stared at him with wide eyes, disbelieving: "Who told you that I like Xie Shu, and we are all boys, how can boys and boys be together?"

"What boy, what are you talking about in your sleep?" Lan Le leaned over, and suddenly stretched out his hand to pull his hair: "How can you be a boy, classmate Xu, you are a school belle! A proper super beautiful girl, okay?" ?”

"??!"

Xu Huaiyan looked at her waist-length hair, lace dress, and pink high heels in shock. She trembled for a long time before she found her voice: "I, I, what the hell did I do, turned into a girl?"

"Why do you become a girl? You are a girl." Lan Le glanced in front of her, and suddenly grabbed his hand and shook it vigorously: "Look, look!! Cao Yan confessed to your male god!! Fuck you, don't hurry up, if the great talent agrees to Cao Yan, you will regret it slowly. The male god finally has a girlfriend, but it's a pity that the girlfriend is not you, is it heartbreaking?"

Xu Huaiyan raised his eyes, and sure enough, he saw Cao Yan standing in front of Xie Shu shyly holding a large bouquet of bright red roses, faltering and fumbling, his eyes were full of unspeakable girls. feelings.

Looking at Xie Shu again, he didn't intend to refuse at all. Xu Huaiyan even felt that his hands were eager to try. If Cao Yan said something more, he would definitely take the flowers immediately.

This scumbag!