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The time has come to the end of the semester, and the sophomores finally ushered in the painful and happy exam week.

Xu Huaiyan escaped the swimming test, but he was not so lucky, so he had to be honest.

The semester projects of each group have also been handed in one after another, and the teacher took out a day for them to publish their topics.

Coincidentally, at this time, Xie Shu, who was usually as healthy as eating ginseng fruit, caught a cold and had a sore throat, unable to go up to give dictation. Xiao Xu, who just wanted to be lazy, had no choice but to take on this important task. Come on stage and collapse.

After that day, an anonymous post quietly appeared on the school forum, with a video link attached.

In the video, the person who has always been said to be an idiot stands on the stage in a clear and orderly manner, and his thinking is clearly expounding on the content of the topic. He is confident and calm in his gestures.

The purpose of the person who played the video is very clear, that is to tell everyone that Xu Huaiyan has real talents and learning, and he also stepped on the single-plank bridge of the college entrance examination to come in with integrity.

Of course, Xiao Xu knew nothing about these things. He was busy preparing for the high-level mathematics exam, and he was thinking about how to get away with this high-level math test, so that the historical tragedy of the make-up exam would not repeat itself.

"What you said at the beginning includes that I won't fail in high mathematics. Now that the exam is just around the corner, I would like to ask you, great talent, what is your solution!"

"Isn't there three days before the exam? Don't worry."

"Boss! It's three days, not three years!!" Xu Huaiyan is like an ant on a hot pot now, especially seeing Xie Shu's attitude of doing everything and doing nothing, he is really furious.

"Sleep in the guest room alone for the past three days, if you dare to touch my bed in the middle of the night, your head will be blown off!"

Sleep in separate rooms?

impossible.

Xie Shu pulled him into his arms and coaxed him: "You don't believe me so much? Have more confidence in your husband. I will never break my promise to you."

"... Husband, what a ghost!" Xu Huaiyan was resisting this title with all his heart.

"You don't like it?"

"What do you say?"

Xie Shu seemed confused: "But you barked a lot last night, I thought you accepted it."

"..."

Xu Huaiyan really wanted to lift his skull, pull out that nerve that was dedicated to flirting, and feed it to the dog.

"Say it out of your conscience, I did it voluntarily? Thank you boss, you are really hiding too deep! If I knew you were this kind of person, I would never jump into the pit even if you knelt down and begged me!"

"Really?"

"of course."

"Oh - what about this one?" Xie Shu stuffed something into his palm, Xu Huaiyan looked down and saw that it was the pair of rings he bought, and the other one, which was slightly larger, was already worn on Xie Shu's middle finger.

He obviously put it away, how did this person find it?

Seeing that he was not moving, Xie Shu took the initiative to pick up the ring and put it on for him: "Okay baby, I agree to your marriage proposal."

"I beg you." Xu Huaiyan rolled his eyes violently, "Great talent, be yourself."

These words are too familiar.

It seemed that Zhu Si had said it to him countless times before, but he didn't expect it to be the person concerned's turn to say it now, and everything went smoothly.

"By the way, what brand is that necklace of yours?" Xu Huaiyan asked him: "The one with 'XS' engraved on it, I asked. I wanted to buy a brand, but no one knew."

Xie Shu smiled and said, "I entrusted a friend of my dad who is a jewelry designer to customize that necklace. This is the only one, unique."

"But you didn't say—"

"XS, Xie Shu brand, do you wear it or not?"

X, S.

Thanks, Shu.

Xu Huaiyan finally realized suddenly, and stared at him in disbelief.

"Damn! At that time, we were still a pure brotherhood, and you actually let me wear a necklace with your name on it?"

pure?Brotherhood?

Xie Shu denied these two words without thinking: "Sorry, I never have these two things for you."

Not before, not now.It will be even more impossible in the future.

Some people are determined to win from the first sight.

Xu Huaiyan never thought that the way Xie Shu said to add points was cheating.

He was stunned when a ball of paper filled with answers was thrown from the front and hit his desk.

He felt that his IQ was being rubbed, and he learned swimming for nothing, but he had no proof.

"It's too doggy, it's really too doggy!"

Xu Huaiyan copied the answers quickly, and scolded Xie Shu in his heart. As a result, thinking of the nightmare days when he was learning to swim, the more he scolded, the more angry he was, and he turned his pen and poked Xie Shu's back hard. It's a pity. Unfortunately, it happened to be seen by the teacher who turned around.

"Xu Huaiyan, what are you doing?!"

Xu Huaiyan retracted his hand, quickly stuffed the small note under the test paper and hid it, pretending nothing happened.

"I see a mosquito on his back, just help him chase it away."

The invigilator: "Is this mosquito raised by your family? How could it survive the winter?"

There was a burst of laughter in the hall.

Xu Huaiyan said: "Maybe he is dead."

"You talk nonsense again!" The teacher's eyes widened: "Just take the exam well, and if you want to talk nonsense, go out. The exam room is not a place for you to make trouble!"

"Teacher." Xie Shu raised his hand: "He didn't talk nonsense, there was indeed a mosquito just now."

What does it mean to talk about the most unreliable calf with the most serious attitude? Xie Shu perfectly interpreted the definition of this sentence with his actions.

The target was Xie Shu, and the confession was consistent. No matter how angry the invigilator was, he was too embarrassed to vent his anger. He glared at the two of them: "Hurry up and do the questions, don't talk nonsense."

Xu Huaiyan beeped: "Didn't you take the initiative to talk nonsense to me?"

"You still said?"

An exam passed in a hurry, Xu Huaiyan angrily thanked Shu for playing with him, and was going to punish him for eating lunch alone, while he and Lan Le went to the Maocai restaurant at the school gate.

"Aren't you afraid that he will get angry if you just leave him like this?"

"Priority is reversed, and I am the one who is angry now." Xu Huaiyan is a typical carnivore, and he chooses no more than two or two vegetarian dishes.

"The majestic treasures can open their eyes and tell lies for you in public, are you still angry?"

"That's his job." Xu Huaiyan shook his head and stopped suddenly in the middle of speaking, and finally realized something was wrong, and glanced at him guiltily: "You know all about it?"

"Anyone who is not blind knows it?" Lan Le was speechless, pointing to his neck: "There is also a crooked band-aid, which didn't cover it."

"..."

Xu Huaiyan silently tore it off and pasted it in another place.

Thanks old dog!He said don't kiss in such a place that can't be covered, doesn't he want to lose face? ?

"I'm not surprised at all, buddy, your psychological endurance is really strong."

Lan Le knocked on the table with his chopsticks in boredom. Can he say he was surprised?

"I said 800 years ago that Xie Shu treated you unusually. Who is so loud that he doesn't believe it, insisting that he is a straight man?"

Xu Huaiyan said modestly: "It's the first time I came out of the closet, I have no experience, please be considerate."

"What do I understand, it's not me who you came out with."

"Why is your tone so sour?"

"...Can you put yourself in the right place and stop playing?" Lan Le clicked her tongue, her tone extremely disgusting: "I'm straight!"

"The conversation seems familiar." Xu Huaiyan said: "As someone who has experienced it, I would like to advise you, don't set up flags indiscriminately, or you will be punished."

"Boy, do you think I'm you?"

A large pot of maocai was served, and Lan Le picked up a large piece of fat beef and stuffed it into his mouth: "Fart smells too bad, it's blocked."

This restaurant has the best business near the school, and the taste is recognized as first-class. Once the food is in your mouth, you can't wait to swallow your tongue.

Xu Huaiyan swallowed a mouthful of meat happily, and asked him while eating: "The exam is almost over, what should I bring to the countryside, tell me? I will make preparations in advance."

"You can bring whatever you want when you go on a trip. Anyway, there are no mosquitoes in this weather, and you don't even need mosquito repellent water."

Speaking of this, Lan Le was troubled again: "Did I tell you that Li Jianfan also signed up for the three trips to the countryside? Do you think he is out of his mind and intentionally messing with me? He wants to report the morning newspaper! To play with me Woolen cloth?"

"You mean he's going to the countryside with you too?"

"Ah."

"Didn't it mean that your dad invited him to your house for the New Year, did he agree?"

"I also want to know, did he have an idea after being kicked in the head by a donkey for a day?"

Not only can't get rid of this annoying person after arguing for a long time, but also waste a good winter vacation and run to the countryside, what a fucking dog.

"Well……"

Xu Huaiyan pondered for a while: "This matter is bizarre, to be honest, I have a bold idea—"

"Put away your bold ideas."

"I haven't said what it is yet."

"I don't want to hear it!"

"OKK."