[comprehensive] red tide

The scene was silent for a few seconds, Xiao Baozi's eyes widened, and then as if he suddenly remembered something, his whole face was distorted, with a tragic expression of being choked to death soon.

"Ah, you little bun..." I slowly put my hand on that bun's cheek, pinched the tender skin with my fingertips, and was about to kindly ask what's wrong, when the back of my hand suddenly hurt, but He was hit hard by him, and a thunderous roar suddenly poured into his hearing.

"You're talking nonsense!" Xiao Baozi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. After a few seconds, it turned blue again, and then turned white again. It rotated through the face like a palette, and the fat index finger pointed straight to mine. tip of the nose.

"You made it up, right?! You've never heard of those two books!" His tone was filled with righteous indignation and impassioned.

"Hey, hello! How can you wrong me, little bun?" I personally expressed my disdain for such a rude question, "It's about this big, with a colorful cover, and it's released in the middle of every month..."

While gesticulating with my hands, I set my eyes on the proprietress Xia Qi, and I tried to get approval from her.

When sailing together in the past, the vice-captain and face-blindness Roger once mentioned that Xia Qi, the 'Sea King', is the wife of the vice-captain who is standing beside her now, and she is the head of intelligence.

Therefore, in terms of information, she should also be well-informed~

"Hmm~" The other party raised the corners of her eyes, as if she was thinking about it, and then she laughed with great interest, "You mean the 'List of Admirals of the Navy Headquarters' and the 'Guide to Traveling to the Great Channel'?"

"A travel guide is published in the middle of every month, and the list of generals is a semi-annual publication. It publishes previous outstanding generals and outstanding rookies." She said and gave a questioning look.

"That's right~ I've read all the periodicals of those two publications in recent years~" I nodded, expressing my happiness at finally being able to clear up my grievances, "I will not know where I go if I don't read the guide first. "

"Combined with that directory, you can know who you may meet on the journey." Rubbing my chin with my fingers, I can recall endlessly in my eyes, "either brave and powerful, or high-end atmosphere, or mature and stable, or evil and crazy, It's dazzling~"

If you don’t know what type of navy is stationed on the island you’re going to or nearby bases, you can’t make some preparations in advance. If you don’t have complete preparations, you will be in a hurry when an accident occurs~

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After spending a few minutes checking out those high-quality characters in my memory, I turned my gaze back to Xiao Baozi, and said earnestly, "So, the method you used is wrong."

It's definitely not my problem that I didn't find the information I needed from the text, but their lack of comprehension ability, maybe it's dyslexia?

The corner of Xiao Baozi's mouth twitched violently, as if he could bear it again and again, he finally couldn't hold it back, he gritted his teeth and shouted, "Is that a blind date list and a guide to sex/encountering?! You bastard!"

"Besides! Where did you see that it is not recommended to eat it!" He said as he passed it over with a fierce look in his eyes, "The list of generals is basically..."

"That's why I said that your reading ability is not good." I put my index finger in front of Xiao Baozi's eyes, shook it slowly, interrupted his long speech, and connected what I understood:

"The author used the title of [Absolute Justice] for the article by Admiral Akainu."

Withdrawing the fingertips that almost made Xiao Baozi cross-eyed, I tilted my head and thought for a while, then continued, "Just, Xiao Baozi, do you know? The word [absolutely] represents no room for mercy, and fortitude and integrity. It's actually quite different."

"For example, if you need to kill 50 people, the three generals of your navy headquarters, Aokiji will kill 49, Kizaru will kill 50, and Akainu will kill 51."

"Akainu Sakaski, is a man who would rather kill by mistake than let him go."

I looked at Xiao Baozi whose expression became a little weird, lowered my voice, and said, "The above is the list of blind dates over the years. About the introduction of the admiral, what I can see from it."

"So, do you still think I'm talking nonsense?"

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"So, with a ten-star risk index, it's not recommended to eat it?" The hoarse voice that cuts diagonally belongs to the proprietress Xia Qi, with a slightly raised ending, vaguely like a question sentence.

"Well—after all, no one is willing to be the 51st." I turned my head to look at the inexplicable smile on the corner of Xia Qi's mouth, shrugged, and replied in a calm voice, "Now is the era of great pirates, and no one can guarantee that they will be the [-]st." Relatives, friends, family lovers, whoever is not careful will get involved in something bad."

"Just in case... I said just in case, when I was having an affair with Admiral Akainu and was recognized by him..."

I smiled alarmistly, "It's very common for a man to turn his face when he puts on his pants."

Pfft—the sound of something choking out of his nose, followed by an earth-shattering cough a few seconds later.

Immediately afterwards, a shadow crashed into the corner of my eye, and when I turned my head to avoid it, the thing wrapped in wind pressure hit somewhere and shattered.

"Little Baozi, you have a really bad temper!" I touched my ears, and suddenly felt lingering fear. If I hadn't reacted in time, I would have been smashed out by the wine bottle just now!

Little Baozi stood three or seven steps away, looking as if he was about to make a big move and go all out. A little further behind was the deputy captain, Lei Li, who patted the counter and coughed so hard that his face was red.

Seeing the two men at the scene like this, the vice-captain was fine, but the other one made me more and more angry, so I ground my teeth, "If a weak woman like me is hurt, the ideal is to protect the world, little bun, you will definitely not eat well in the future sleep hello!"

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll kill you." Xiao Baozi's voice seemed to be squeezed out of his teeth, his round face was covered with veins everywhere he could see, "and—"

After a brief pause for a few seconds, he narrowed his eyes and said murderously, "Hold up the iron table of the cafe with one hand and throw it for hundreds of meters. How many districts, where are you weak?"

Shouldn't people be allowed to have strong hands?The corners of my eyes twitched, and I looked quietly at the little bun with the words 'you don't look like a woman with your strange strength' clearly written on his face, and he was speechless immediately.

It makes me very sad to be a serious child, (╯﹏╰)b.

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In the end, it was Xia Qi, the proprietress, who smoothed things over with a smile. She first patted Xiao Baozi on the shoulder, and then slipped a glass of milk that was poured at an unknown time.

After Xiao Baozi took it angrily, Xia Qi pushed him towards the high chair beside the counter.

Everything was done silently, and the feminine proprietress Xia Qi easily comforted the fried-haired little bun; seeing the smell of gunpowder disappear in the air, I combed my hair, thought for a while, and raised my hand to pat the deputy captain back.

"Have you finished coughing?" After a while, the vice-captain's breath was still panting like a bellows, and he would choke when he got old, it was just——

As soon as I finished speaking, the deputy captain suddenly raised his head and slapped my forehead with his palm.

"I'm getting old, I'm really sorry~" With a smiling expression, a cold light flashed across the glasses lenses on the bridge of his nose for no reason.

囧————The corner of my eye twitched, and I screamed in my heart, I forgot, the deputy captain is so knowledgeable, isn't he a typical example of being able to hear other people's voices in the legend? !

A few seconds ago... I was slandering him... I finished twitching the corners of my eyes, and then twitched the corners of my mouth. I maintained the posture of the black line at the back of my head, and my whole body was stiff.

But fortunately, the deputy captain didn't seem to care about it. He rubbed my hair before retracting his hand, and his tone of voice revealed a little pampering tolerance, "You are still like this. When you are in a good mood, you like to bully people. It's a bad habit."

He stared at the little bun who was being groomed by Xia Qi from a distance, his eyes dimmed imperceptibly, and in an instant he restrained the complicated meaning in his eyes, his expression was calm and calm, "Do you want to stay for two more days?"

"Well~ it depends." I took the wine glass handed over by the deputy captain, sipped the liquid in the glass, lowered my eyes, stared at the glass in my hand, and narrowed my eyes comfortably, "Wine from Xihai ah--"

The water in my hometown is really fascinating~

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"I knew you would like it." Xia Qi turned her head, with a charming and soft smile, "When you find these days, Lei Li is reluctant to take a sip~"

"Who is reluctant to drink because of this bastard?" The deputy captain tried his best to express his disgust, but when the proprietress looked sideways at him, he froze for a moment, and then he glared angrily over, clearly realizing that I was complaining silently in my heart .

With a couple of smirks, I reached for a new wine bottle, pushed open the cork, and said with deep affection, "If you don't get drunk, you won't return~"

The deputy captain glanced at Xia Qi secretly, and when I tried to follow his gaze, my head was held down again, and the wine bottle in my hand was taken away.

Husband, really afraid of his wife. Vice-captain Sirbazz Reilly smiled brightly, "Drink and drink! Speaking of which, your drinking capacity is like a bottomless pit, I really want to see where the bottom line is, hahaha ~"

I just smiled and drank the dry/full glass silently, then handed it out.

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In order to have more little buns from different camps, we all know that now is not a good time to reminisce about the old days, so we can only talk about what we have and what we don't have while drinking.

For example, the various gadgets that have been popular on the Great Channel in recent years.

For example, what mysterious species broke out in the illegal area of ​​Shampoo.

For example, the navy pirates who are very passionate, either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overwhelms the east wind...

After an indeterminate amount of time, the topic that had been diverted to the sky suddenly returned to the original point for some unknown reason.

"So, have you met any men through the blind date directory and the affair/encounter guide?"

The speaker of this question is the proprietress Xia Qi. She took off the fifth cigarette dangling from the corner of her mouth, and exhaled a smoke ring from her bright red lips, looking very interested.

The little bun sitting on the farthest side followed sneakily and stared at him, with rounded eyes, his mood seemed to have recovered, and his expression was rather curious.

"Do those two Shichibukai just now count?" I thought about it for a long time, and thought it's better to ask the standard of encounter first.

"Does the man's algorithm use [only]?!" The deputy captain covered his face with one hand, and his tone was quite bleak, "You bastard, you are still so deadly when you talk, you bastard——"

Shaking the soot, the proprietress raised her eyebrows slightly, "I'm curious about which style you like."

So, the focus of the two couples' attention is not on the same line... I licked my lips, Wangtian thought for a while, and then gave the answer, "Put on the clothes and they are skinny, but after taking them off, they will be fleshy."

After a few seconds of silence, I smiled calmly at the three faces covered with black lines in front of me, "Gender is not limited——" Hormone biscuits are magic tools, ╮(╯▽╰)╭.