Sugar Cookies

Hello everyone, my name is Feicheng, and I am over 600 years old this year.Yes, you read that right, I am over 600 years old this year.Although my current body is only five years old(?), my soul has existed for over 600 years.And I'm neither a demon nor a fairy, I'm just... a cat picked up by Mr. Yue hundreds of years ago.

An ordinary cat, but luckier, although it is not a fairy, but it has been dealing with many magical weapons in the fairy world all day long, and it has some spiritual energy over time.And because he had done some insignificant good deeds unintentionally during the decades following Yuelao, and gained some good fortune, he still had a perfect spirit body and enlightened spiritual wisdom after he died.

During those days when I was a spirit body, I accompanied Yuelao and listened to his heart-to-heart talk every day.I think that is probably what I will do in the long years, until my soul is scattered in this great world.

Yes, I thought.

But things turned around later on, and I, a spirit body, actually got married!

Yue Lao was also very surprised by this.

These years, in order to reduce the chances of divorce in the mortal world, Lao Yue has painstakingly worked hard, and always draws the red line after careful consideration.He has a red thread book dedicated to himself, which records countless marriages that have drawn or are waiting to be drawn.There are living people, or immortals and demons.And I, a spirit body, should not have such a situation, but it happened.

"That's all, it's probably a good relationship with you." Yuelao said with a kind smile, "Over the years, you have silently helped the world to bring about so many happy events. Those who are grateful sincerely wish that you have today. Also unknown."

"But I..." I looked down at my "body", "I don't have a body at all."

"What's so difficult about this?" Yuelao took me to the reincarnation pool where the Taishang Laojun lived, and left me like that... I only heard a faint voice in the wind: "Keep your original intention and wait for this life." It's over, bring your little bride back!"

Then I met the current master, Xu Hengxuan, and a bunch of masters behind, like Hong Feng, Hong Hai and so on.

In fact, Xu Hengxuan is the master in my heart, because after he was reincarnated as a cub, he brought me home, gave me a warm place to live, and often bought me toys and food.Although he was a messy person from the time I knew him, he was very kind to me.

He had just lost love at that time, he said very little, and always hugged me when he was in a daze.

I didn't get used to life in the world at first, because he was a housekeeper, and he didn't go out every day, and he went to the pharmacy.He leaves me at home most of the time while he goes to the pharmacy, and that's when I explore my new life.

It took me half a year to adapt to the rhythm of human life, and then I began to expand my scope of activities.I got acquainted with many house cats and wild cats in the community, and once even mistakenly thought I had met my bride, and even caught fish for them to eat.

It turned out to be an oolong.

Later, it was really boring, and I went to the newly moved "neighbor"'s house.

The new neighbor is called Hong Feng. I have secretly observed him. He is handsome and of high quality. And the most rare thing is that he is single!

I was worried that Xu Hengxuan would not be able to cheer up all day, so now I have to find a way to connect the two of them.What if?If it works, I will be able to watch fish every day.The fish that Hong Feng raises are particularly beautiful, and I just lie there and watch them, and I feel very comfortable in my heart.

"Tsk, what are you dreaming about again? You scream so coquettishly." Xu Hengxuan poked at me who was lying lazily on the sofa, "Missing Xiaojuzi?"

"Meow~" Little Orange has gone back to Jane's mother these two days, because Jane's mother misses her.I was taken to Xu Hengxuan's place.And those little ones are grown up now, and usually follow Cheng Ning.

"If you want Xiaojuzi, I'll take you to see it later." Xu Hengxuan said.

"Meow?" I immediately stood up and said goodbye.

"You're really smart. Wait, I'm going to change clothes." Xu Hengxuan stood up and went upstairs with a smile.

Jane's mother's house is not very far from here, and it takes about 10 minutes to drive there.I stood at the door and waited for a while, choosing between picking a flower in the greenhouse and picking up some cat treats.Mother Jian must also have cat snacks. In fact, it is not rare for Xiaojuzi and me.

It took Xu Hengxuan a long time to change clothes. I was thinking that he must be trying to be pretty. After thinking about taking me to Jane's mother to see Xiaojuzi, I went to see Hong Feng on the way back.

No, maybe this guy just wanted Hong Feng, that's why he said he wanted to take me to see Xiaojuzi!

In the past two years, these two people have become more and more tired. They didn't realize that Hong Feng was a wife-loving madman before, but now, they are almost drunk!

Xu Hengxuan called me in the room, and I answered in the greenhouse.

"Hey, how about some flowers?" Seeing a tulip in my mouth, Xu Hengxuan said with a smile. "Why don't you pick a red rose?" We were walking to the garage.

"Meow!" Roses are full of thorns, why do you think I'm stupid? !You know, in fact, most of what he said can be understood, except for those high-tech theoretical knowledge and business professional knowledge.Sometimes I play dumb just because I don't want them to think I'm too weird.whispering sound!

"Ask Mother Jane later, if possible, let's pick up the little orange and go back together, so that you don't think about eating and drinking all day long, what do you think?" Xu Hengxuan said when he helped me open the car door.

"Meow ~~" This can be.But I actually came here to eat, and I just ate it secretly, not explicitly.Obviously, I have achieved my purpose in doing so.

Xu Hengxuan always wanted to drive steadily and not fast, but with the window open a little, the wind was quite comfortable.I squinted slightly to look at the scenery on the street, and by the way, memorized the way to Jane's mother's house. After I finished memorizing, I arrived at the place.

Little Juzi is familiar with the sound of Xu Hengxuan's car. As soon as we arrived, it was already waiting with Jane's mother at the door.

"Meow~" Little Juzi quickly ran towards me.

"Meow!" I hurried to rub my face with Xiaojuzi, "Meow~"

"This little orange is getting smarter and smarter after being with Fat Orange." Jane's mother said with a smile, "Just now I was watching TV with me in the house, and suddenly ran out. What should I do? So it was you who came."

"I'm sorry, Auntie, I wanted to come over and have a look as soon as Fei Cheng didn't eat, but I forgot to call you in advance. I'm really sorry." Xu Hengxuan originally thought that he would call downstairs after he came, just in case the family got home There was no one, so he went directly to Hong Feng's place, who would have thought that he was already waiting at the door.

"It's all from my own family. Why are you being polite? Come in and sit down. Xiao Hai came over just now and took a bunch of food. I was thinking that you, Uncle Jian, and I couldn't finish eating. You're here, just in time. You are all here at night." Eat here." Jane's mother warmly welcomed Xu Hengxuan into the house, and I played with Xiaojuzi in the back.

Little Orange: "Meow!" The flowers are so fragrant!

I patted my daughter-in-law's head lightly with my thick fleshy claws: "Meow ~" Go, enter the room and take a look slowly.

Little Orange picked up the flowers again, and we went to the big nest that Jane's mother had specially ordered for Little Orange.

Xu Hengxuan met and chatted with Hong Hai for a while, but after helping in the kitchen for a long time, it was a waste of help, so Mother Jian kicked them out to pick him up.The two separated after going out, each went to pick up their significant other, and shared today's dinner together after returning.

Xiaojuzi and I had salmon brought back from Lifeng by Hong Hai for dinner.

In fact, we often eat this thing, but cats probably like to eat fish because of their nature, so Xiaojuzi and I don’t feel tired.I gave the most delicious part to Xiaojuzi, and after a hearty meal with her, I took a walk in the living room.At this time, I suddenly heard Xu Hengxuan and the others chatting on the sofa.

"Do you think Fat Orange has failed in the past two years?" Xu Hengxuan said, "How come the two of them have been together for the past two years, and Little Orange still hasn't moved?"

"Can't you?" Hong Hai said with a smile, "Didn't Cheng Ning give them a physical examination every six months? Every time they are very good, except for being fat."

"Fat orange is no longer a problem with Fat Orange, anyway, it is so agile. I just thought it was strange, so I didn't negate it. Why don't they have kittens?"

"Meow!" Wasn't it because I was afraid that you would sterilize me!Hate!You can't do it!I jumped onto the sofa and stared at Xu Hengxuan.

"Meow~" Don't be angry, let's go, let's find Mother Jane.Little Orange came to rub my face and told me not to mind.

It makes sense when I think about it, anyway, Xiaojuzi knows that I'm fine!

In fact, I have always been very good!From the first time I met Xiaojuzi at Dr. Xu's place, I have been very good!But then I got Xiaoyuzi and the others. I saw that Xiaojuzi had to breastfeed every day and teach these little things life skills by hand. I thought it was too hard for her, so I just didn't let her have it.

These guys, do you think our cats can't prevent pregnancy without a small raincoat?It's ridiculous!

"Meow~meow~" Little Juzi rubbed my head and told me that she missed the children a little bit.

"Meow~" It's okay, we will go home together in a while, "Meow~meow~" You will follow me in a while and don't leave for half a step. Mother Jane is a smart person, she knows what's going on at a glance.

"Meow~" Little Orange continued rubbing.

When it was getting dark, Hong Feng and Xu Hengxuan went downstairs together, and Xiao Juzi and I stayed together and refused to leave.Mother Jian knew at a glance that we were reluctant to break up, so she simply sent Xiaojuzi to the car.

Xiaojuzi and I were lying on the back seat of the car, Hong Feng was driving in front, and Xu Hengxuan was in the passenger seat.

We arrived at Lifeng around eight o'clock, and by this time Cheng Ning had already finished his work.

The children were so happy to see my mother and I, they rushed over and meowed together.

Yuzu: "Meow meow meow~" Mom and Dad, we saw shameful faces in Dr. Cheng's hospital today!

Little Orange: "Meow?" What kind of embarrassing thing?

Lemon: "Meow, meow, meow!" Uncle Shaoyang and Uncle Cheng Ning hug each other naked!

Xiaolugan: "Meow meow meow~" At that time, the doors were closed and there were no customers.We saw it~"

Little Orange: "..."

I:"……"

Although Dr. Cheng helps us look after the children, we are very relieved, but it seems that we should not let the children go to the pet hospital in the future.

I turned my head: "Meow~" Let's go, let's all go back to sleep.

The children followed quickly and returned to their nests to lie down.

I counted and found something was wrong, so I asked the children, "Where's the little mandarin orange?"

In Xiaoyuntuan's nest, the little tangerine "meow!": I'm here!

Yuzu: "Meow..." Dad, Xiao Yuntuan and Xiao Lugan are in love.I think Lemon and I need to find a girlfriend or boyfriend too.But Li & Fung only has cats like us. "

Lemon: "Meow meow..." I met a girl I liked at Dr. Cheng's place, but she never came again after she came for a nutritional injection.

I thought for a while: "Meow~" Then Dad will take you out to look for them tomorrow.

The community where Xu Hengxuan and Hong Feng live is full of cats. This season is suitable for finding a boyfriend or girlfriend. I believe that with the charm of his children, finding a companion should not be a problem.

Well, such a happy decision!

The next day, Xu Hengxuan was about to go to the pharmacy, but as soon as he opened the car door, Fat Orange jumped up with lightning speed, followed by a group of people.

"What are you doing, Fat Orange? Aren't you leaving with your brother Cheng Ning today?"

"Meow~"

"Okay, then we'll go back to our own home today." Xu Hengxuan said with a smile and sent Fei Cheng and a small group to the community, "You guys are playing here, I'll come to see you after I'm done, you all have to come back, hear?"

"Meow!" Great!This master is awesome, Fat Orange thought it would take some effort, but he didn't expect it to be so easy!

Xu Hengxuan got in the car and left, Fei Cheng took his wife and son back to the community garden to find a daughter-in-law.

At this time, a somewhat familiar cat call suddenly came from the southwest: "Meow~" Fat Orange?

Fat Orange was startled for a moment: "Meow..."

Little Orange: "Meow~" Do you know each other?

In front of that is a female cat.Fat Orange vaguely remembered that she had an affair with him back then...

Fat Orange suddenly felt guilty: "Meow~" Little Orange, let's go home first!

Little Orange was about to ask why, but unexpectedly the female cat had already jumped over and knocked down Fat Cheng, and even rubbed Fat Cheng's face.

Fat Orange was done thinking about it.

Sure enough, after a while, there was a scream of cats in the garden.

When Xu Hengxuan came back from get off work and took a look, Fat Orange's face was blurred: "Isn't it you? Who did you fight with?"

Fat Orange lay silently in his nest, turned his head to one side, and looked at Little Orange sadly.

It doesn't want to say such a shameful thing!

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