After being approached by eight fiances

Because of playing hooliganism, Mr. Long Chi enjoyed the warm hospitality of his little feet kicking your chest, stomach, buttocks, and lower back early in the morning. Until he was kicked out of the bedroom by Dong Xin, his expression was dumbfounded. His force value is so high, why is he the one who gets beaten every time?

In the end, Lord Long Chi summed it up: I am used to him!

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After Dong Xin finished washing, she went downstairs. A goblin was carrying two woven bags, excitedly looking for Dong Xin, "Demon Empress, I have taken back your account."

Dong Xin touched his ears, "What?"

He didn't seem to hear what he was called.

The little goblin said obediently: "The debt that the little prince owes you, I will take it back."

Dong Xin pointed to the carpet, "Put it here, what did you call me just now?"

This goblin is thin and small, with big eyes and a pointed chin. When he laughs, he has a dimple on one side, and his voice is very sweet. While carefully putting down the things, he said crisply: "Demon Empress!"

Dong Xin (▼ヘ▼#)

"I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language, what do you call me?"

"Mother, empress..."

"Damn it! You can't call your mother a king!" Dong Xin grabbed the little goblin's ear, and the "murderous look" on his body scared the little goblin, and scared the child's ears and tail out. Dong Xin hadn't done anything yet, and then the little goblin turned into a prototype. It turned out to be a chipmunk with a big tail, only [-] centimeters tall, with Dong Xin pinching its ears in the air, hanging in the air, with its little paws drooping That's right, it's the state of playing dead.

Play dead skills: get√

Dong Xin: "..."

Is he so scary?

Afraid to scare the timid little goblin to death, Dong Xin quickly held him in his hands, put him on the carpet, poked the little goblin's spine, and tried to sound gentle, "Don't pretend I’m dead, I’m teasing you, don’t call me that in the future, remember?”

"Remember, remember, my lord!" Chipmunk took a few steps back, looked in the direction of the door, and saw that it meant to escape.

Dong Xin waved his hands tiredly, "Let's go, thank you for running for me, would you like to drink water..."

Looking at it again, the little chipmunk had already disappeared, and Dong Xin laughed angrily. What the hell is the demon empress?

Dong Xin squatted down, opened the woven bag, and was quite satisfied with the treasures inside. The appearance of things from the royal family is naturally guaranteed.

A twenty-centimeter emerald jade unicorn ornament is priceless.A small incense burner with Kowloon spitting beads is extremely exquisite in workmanship.There is also a night pearl the size of a pigeon egg, and the other sacks are copper coins, which are definitely more than twelve cans.

In fact, the little prince was carefully selected for Dong Xin.After returning home, he found that the people who invaded his house were gone, and there were still humans and goblins protecting his house outside. Recently, there were more patrols. The little prince was satisfied and found two good-looking ones, and then put the hat on his hat. Ye Mingzhu picked it up and gave it to the goblin who came to collect the debt, and also gave Dong Xin a lot of extra copper coins.

This is all the money for paving the floor. Dong Xin can take as much as he wants, and he can grab a lot!

Boss Dong was really satisfied, he didn't plan to sell these few items, and decided to give them to the elders, the jade unicorn to his father, the night pearl to his mother, and the small incense burner to his master.

As for the paving money, Dong Xin grabbed a handful and looked at it, and smiled. He had already put a lot of copper coins in the warehouse, and there was still a difference, so he could collect a large amount of five emperors' coins.At that time, it can be made into strings of five emperors' coins and sold at a good price.The next step is to inquire, who has copper coins from the Yongzheng period, and can sell them to him if they are buried at home and are not needed.

Long Chi went downstairs and saw Dong Xin dragging a sack to the warehouse, hurried down to pick it up, and asked dissatisfiedly, "Where is the demon who delivered the things? Why did you ask you to move it yourself?"

Dong Xin said helplessly, "I scared you away."

Hearing this, Long Chi was immediately amused, "Just you?" A frail human being with a little spiritual power can scare little goblins, and the one he sent to collect debts is a big monster who kills without blinking an eye, why? Possibly scared off?

Dong Xin felt that she was being despised, so she took off another sack when she went back, and put it in Long Chi's hands, to crush you!Make you poor!

"The one who sent this was a chipmunk spirit, only a few hundred years old, very timid, I didn't do anything, he was scared out of his original shape, I wanted to buy him a glass of water, but he had run away and disappeared "Dong Xin sighed, the empress or something, she hasn't been corrected yet, so angry!

"Chipmunk?" Long Chi frowned, what the hell is a chipmunk?That damned snake!

This weight is nothing to Long Chi, so he waved his hands and took those few from the air, and moved them to the warehouse. Dong Xin followed behind, wanting to put an armband on Long Chi, my shop assistant Awesome!

After Long Chi put the things away, he came to the yard, lightly grasped it in the void, and when he let go, a bird made of golden aura appeared in his hand. Long Chi said coldly with a cold face: " Tell Teng Snake to come and see me."

The little bird spread its wings, and disappeared in a flash of golden light.

Dong Xin was admiring the speed of this little bird, when a gust of evil wind blew over, the black evil aura wrapped in a strong smell of blood, ran over swaggeringly, Long Chi's face was cold, and a murderous intent flashed in his eyes.

Dong Xin watched from the side, and said nothing. The hierarchy of the demon clan is strict, and disobedience is tantamount to provoking the superiors. The authority of the demon emperor, who is being provoked by this big demon, is frankly speaking, it's time to be beaten.

The Teng Snake is just like the legend, it is a snake with wings, blood red all over, green tail tip, three black spikes on the top of the head, glowing with a cold black light, it is very poisonous at first glance.One third of the snake's head was occupied by a big mouth. After seeing Long Chi, he bent the snake's body and said with a playful smile, "My lord, are you looking for me?"

There is not much respect, as if knowing the identity of Longchi Yaohuang, he has to bow his head.

As soon as he spoke, the scarlet letter spat out, and after licking the sharp fangs, Dong Xin frowned. It turned out that not all the beasts were as cute as his master, and some were so fierce.I don't know the exact age of this big demon, and the real size of the original body, even if it is smaller, it is not cute at all.

Seeing that Dong Xin was also there, Teng Snake narrowed his eyes at Dong Xin, looking over with faint green eyes, Dong Xin instantly had the illusion of being stared at by a cold-blooded animal, and trembled all over.

Teng Snake just wanted to come over to say hello, and by the way, take a look at this aura-filled human being, but when he moved, he found that he couldn't move!

Long Chi looked back at Dong Xin, and said seriously: "Xin Xin, go get me a glass of water, I'm thirsty."

Dong Xin curled his lips, the trick to distract him was very clumsy, but he still saved face for Long Chi in front of the goblin, and obediently went back to the house.

When Dong Xin stepped into the door, Long Chi grabbed Teng Snake's neck with one hand, and picked up this big monster that had lived for more than 8000 years expressionlessly. His cold eyes were no longer as gentle as when he spoke just now. Chi looked at the demon in his hand, as if looking at a dead thing.

"Big, my lord!"

Teng Snake wants to struggle, but unfortunately he can't do anything, he is imprisoned by Long Chi's divine power, even if he has more than 8000 years of cultivation, Qinglong Baihu is unwilling to face him alone, in Long Chi's hands, he Just like a toy!A toy whose fate is completely in the hands of the owner!Long Chi pinched Teng Snake's neck and slowly squeezed the air out of Teng Snake's throat bit by bit, allowing a big monster to experience the taste of death slowly. Looking at Teng Snake's eyes begging for mercy, there was no fluctuation in his eyes , still with a cold face, wanting to strangle him.

Now Teng Snake is really afraid. He has been used to living wantonly and unrestrainedly these years, because when he was a child, he was a pet raised by Long Chi, and the ancient beasts turned a blind eye to him, unwilling Conflict with him, after Long Chi woke up, he didn't feel scared. After all, Long Chi was injured. He almost died 2000 years ago. No one knows better than him what kind of injury Long Chi suffered before he fell into a deep sleep. , survived by relying on a little power of faith, who knows how much of his ability is left?He didn't pay much attention to what Long Chi told him to do, he caught a little goblin on the way and became the shopkeeper, no matter whether he asked, who knew that Long Chi still retained such a strong power!

A goblin is a monster after all, no matter how many years of cultivation, they can't cross that level, the power of a monster and god level seems to span the distance between heaven and earth!

It wasn't until Teng Snake was about to lose its breath that Long Chi let go of his hand a little bit and let him take a breath. Even the demon soul was suppressed by him and he had no ability to resist, "I don't like disobedient pets, you can understand me mean?"

Teng Snake nodded quickly, and could only use his eyes to show that he understood!I will remember it this time, and I will never dare to be disobedient in the future.

Long Chi snorted coldly, and said indifferently: "No, you will still forget it, the pain will not go deep into your bones, and you will soon forget it."

Long Chi let go of the Teng Snake's neck, grabbed the pair of blood-red wings with both hands, one in each hand, and tore them apart!

The screams were blocked by divine power, the demon soul couldn't move, the wings were torn, and the wings in the demon soul were also torn off by divine power. The screams were only heard by the snake itself, which made the feeling of pain into the soul even stronger, bright red The blood of the 8000-year-old goblin, the power contained in the blood makes all the goblins covet. Unfortunately, no one dares to approach here, and the little goblins are all scared away, for fear of being affected.

Long Chi threw away the dying Teng Snake, his eyes were still frighteningly cold, "This time, I should be able to remember it for a while."

Teng Snake struggled to get up, supported his body, and knelt down at Long Chi's feet. At this moment, the breath on his body was obedient like a tamed pet, and he couldn't think of any resistance.

"The snake knows it's wrong, master spare me!"

Long Chi saw the person crawling under his feet indifferently, and said in a cold tone without fluctuation, "My yard is dirty, you are responsible for cleaning it up."

Teng Snake knocked his head to the ground and said reverently, "Yes!"

Long Chi left with a pair of bloody wings.

Teng Snake stopped the bleeding and looked at his wings with a longing look in his eyes. With his cultivation, as long as he wants to get his wings back, he can grow them back. This pair of wings contains more than 1000 years of his cultivation.However, he didn't have the guts to ask his master back for his wings after all, and took back all the blood that fell on the ground. Teng Snake wrapped his tail around the broom, cleaned the yard, and sat obediently in the yard to heal his wounds.

The lost wings can only grow another pair.

There is no way to get back the cultivation base of more than 1000 years.

Dong Xin was sitting in the living room making tea, when she saw the things in Long Chi's hands, she glanced over them calmly, and didn't intend to ask, she just said: "I just boiled some water and made some scented tea, it's too late today. It's hot, drink some scented tea to relieve the heat, do you want to add honey or rock sugar?"

Long Chi threw the pair of wings into the kennel behind the door. This kennel was bought by Dong Xin for Pippi and the others. Now that Pippi and Xiaohai are grown up and it's hot inside, they don't like to sleep in it either. Broken eggs like to hide themselves inside and don't mind the heat.After the egg felt the aura contained in the wings, it carefully rubbed over, sat on it, and frantically absorbed the aura on it.

Long Chi walked up behind Dong Xin, put his arm around his waist, leaned into his ear and whispered, "As soon as he hatches, we will get the certificate, right?"

The corner of Dong Xin's mouth was raised, and he answered the wrong question: "Have you washed your hands? There is a bloody smell on your hands, and it stained my clothes."

Long Chi frowned, stood up helplessly, and stretched out his hands to show Dong Xin, his hands were really clean, nothing was there.

Dong Xin added a piece of rock sugar to her cup, and pushed Long Chi, "Go and wash it, use hand sanitizer, and wash it well."

Mr. Long Chi, who has not received a reply, was pushed away in such a daze.

Amao bought a cart of vegetables and came back. Seeing the clean yard, he asked in surprise, "Boys, who is so diligent today to clean up the yard?"

No furkid could answer him because all furkids were scared away.

Amao looked around suspiciously, but couldn't find anyone who could help, so he could only unload the car by himself. He was still wondering, where are those hairy kids?

After unloading all the cars, Amao walked in with a basket of vegetables in his arms. When he reached the door, he suddenly felt a chilling aura, like the danger of a natural enemy staring at him, and his life would be lost immediately. It felt like Ah Mao was so frightened that his hair all exploded, and his legs were shaking while holding a basket of radishes.Slowly turning his stiff neck, Ah Mao met a pair of green eyes at the crack of the door, "Boss! There is a ghost!!"

Dong Xin heard the scream, stood up quickly, put down the water glass in his hand, and ran out. When he reached the door, he saw the snake hiding behind the door. He peeked at Ah Mao through the crack of the door. With the wings out, the whole body seems to be floating in the air, which is very scary.

Those green eyes really look like some ghosts who are unwilling to die.

Amao was so frightened that he didn't even dare to run. Dong Xin took the radish from the child's hand in distress. It was really embarrassing for Amao. Apart from the ancient beasts in the family, he was also a big monster. How can Amao live these days?

Seeing Dong Xin, Viper was so frightened that it immediately shrank back. It must not be taller than the Demon Empress, and it must be lower in height.He has made himself smaller, which perfectly interprets the status that a pet should have. He is no longer hungry or crazy, he only has a pair of wings to tear, and if the waves continue, will Master Longchi tear it No one can guarantee his life.

Dong Xin brought Amao in, and said to Teng Snake: "Eating goblins is against the law, not only me, but also those little goblins in my yard, you are not allowed to eat them, otherwise I will let Long Chi pick yours." Pi, do you understand?"

Teng Snake trembled all over, bowed his body, and defended himself in a low voice: "I don't eat goblins."

Dong Xin narrowed his eyes, "Lie! You have eaten not only goblins, but also people. The bloody smell on your body can't hide it, but the people you eat are all bad people, so I will treat you as if they were not human." , This page has been turned. From now on, if you drink water when you are thirsty, and eat when you are hungry, if you dare to attack goblins and humans, I will let Long Chi peel off your skin."

Teng Snake was frightened stiff by Dong Xin, this human demon empress seemed not easy to fool at all.

Teng Snake said aggrievedly: "Demon Empress, all I eat are bad people. The meat of bad people has evil spirits. I need evil spirits to practice. I eat bad people, which is good for human beings." When it comes to cannibalism, Teng The snake's green snake eyes lit up, whispering how delicious the meat of you and Dong Xin is, "You don't know, I caught a drug dealer a while ago, and his meat is..."

"Long Chi!" Dong Xin shouted for help, and Teng Snake knelt down immediately before he finished speaking, "Ma'am, please forgive me, I won't eat anymore!"

Dong Xin just wanted to kick the snake to death, "Don't call me your mother!"

Teng Snake quickly changed his words, "Good sir, Demon Queen!"

Dong Xin kicked over angrily, "Don't call me the Demon Queen!"

Teng Snake didn't even dare to hide, so he changed his words again, "Good King!"

Long Chi came to Dong Xin's side, swept the deadly snake, and gently patted Dong Xin's head, "Did he scare you?"

Teng Snake was so frightened that he shook his head wildly, how dare he scare the Demon Empress, it was the Demon Empress who threatened him!Really wronged, Lord Demon Emperor!

Dong Xin shrugged, saving Teng Snake's life, "It's nothing, I just called you to see if you are here."

Long Chi took Dong Xin's hand, led him away, and promised, "I'll be there whenever you call me."

Dong Xin: "Oh."

Amao finally figured out who the new servant was. He was so frightened that his tail drooped all the time, and he didn't take it back for a long time.How dare he let this old ancestor work, he wished he could rush to do all kinds of work, but unfortunately he had just been taught a lesson by Long Chi and threatened by Dong Xin, Teng Snake now wished that the two masters would treat him right now My impression has changed, I rushed to do all kinds of work, cleaning, feeding goblins, doing laundry and cooking, everything is very easy, Dong Xin was surprised, this rambunctious big monster is now a full-time nanny look.

For this reason, Long Chi told him, "Just tell him to do any work, he can do everything, and he can also sew clothes."

Dong Xin: "...Amazing! I admire it!"

Pippi and Xiaohai finally ran back in the middle of the night, and this time they used all their breastfeeding strength.The distance they were photographed flying was a bit long, and they couldn't remember the way back, so they could only run back while inquiring. On the way, they met many fairies and encountered a little trouble, and finally found their home without any danger.

Both of them were so dirty that they didn't look like they were there. In the past, Amao bathed them tremblingly. Dong Xin would help them when she was free. After all, Amao is too ordinary, and the two little ones can't restrain their body. Breath, every time it scares Amao into a sweat.It would be easier if Long Chi helped: the first step is to release the water!Step two, throw it in! over!

Now finally there is no need to be afraid of the beast breath on them, Teng Snake can do it alone, bathe, brush hair, carry it out to dry, and put it back in the nest to sleep!

Amao watched all this silently holding his tail, and suddenly felt that he was about to lose his job.

With her tail drooping and drooping, Dong Xin stood at the stairs on the second floor and shouted, "Ah Mao, bring my computer up here."

Amao shook his ears, his big eyes immediately widened, and his whole body was full of energy. He is not unemployed yet, and he still has things to do!

Don't mistake the manul as a goblin, even if he doesn't have noble blood, he is still a goblin, a capable goblin!The boss has been with him since he was a child, and he can't do without him!right!Without him, the boss can't even clean the floor!

Dong Xin took the laptop from Amao's hand, seeing how beautiful he was wagging his tail, he couldn't help but take another look at him, "What did you pick up when you went out? So happy."

Amao: "Hey hey."

Dong Xin was laughed at, "Silly boy, another silly boy came out of the house."

I don't know if there is a rule, or is it that God prefers this kind of goblins with too many thoughts and not pure thoughts? It's so coaxing, just give me a bun and follow silly music.

Dong Xin put the computer on his lap, turned on the TV in front of him, looked down at the computer, and went to the forum of the Xuanshu world to see if there was anything new recently.

Recently, which goblin and which human have unspeakable things happened!Which good-looking goblin did something bad and got caught!Which human tax evasion has not been caught yet!Which goblin seems to have encountered the ancestor of the beast somewhere!

In short, like humans, goblins also have a heart of gossip. Their usual focus is more chaotic than humans, and they even have a lot of leisure. They forwarded a post asking for help: Is my wife suffering from Stone Man Syndrome really hopeless?

Dong Xin clicked in and took a look. There were not only goblins, but also many warlocks gathered here. The original intention of this post was that a married man wanted to ask for help from netizens. His wife had a strange disease that could not be cured for a long time. The disease has not been cured after spending a lot of money, and the family's savings are almost gone. The wife's illness has not improved at all, and has a tendency to deteriorate.He just wanted to ask if there was a folk remedy for this disease, no matter what it was, as long as there was still a chance of survival, he wanted to try it.

After this post was forwarded, many goblins and warlocks helped out with ideas. The warlocks here are also certified, not charlatans. Everyone looked at the symptoms described in this post and thought it was too miserable. I advise the host to be a mess Don't use my folk remedies indiscriminately. If it doesn't work, everyone will donate some money, so let's take good care of the doctor.

Dong Xin looked at the symptoms, and checked the symptoms of Stone Man Syndrome, and found something was wrong.

But the doctor has a medical certificate, it is definitely stone man syndrome, and he can't just deny the doctor's diagnosis, so Dong Xin left a sentence: Why do I look like I have been hit by a stone Gu?What do you think?

2l: What is Stone Gu?Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!This person is about to die, and you are still bewitching the public with your rumors, and people will believe you if you say it, you are a reckless disregard for human life!

3l: Stone Gu?I've never heard of this stuff, which sect did you learn from?Master didn't teach you to be responsible for what you say, do you know?

4l: I have learned a lot, stone Gu, is there any wood Gu?

5l: Don't worry, I've already reported the floor owner.

Dong Xin: "..."

You unseen, stupid, mortals! ! !

The author has something to say: Dong Xin: "Call me King!"

The group of demons: "Good demon empress!"