This fairy is wrong
Chapter 1
Chinese calendar 14539
Donghe Village, Dingkou County, Yizhou, Aofeng Country of the Eastern Region
This place is located in the vast mountains, the mountains span three thousand miles, and humans and monsters are mixed here.
But all of this has nothing to do with the current Lin Chen. At this moment, she is sitting on the millstone at home, playing with the flower rope in boredom.
Strictly speaking, Lin Chen is not from this world, but a ghost from the 21st century.Speaking of this, she was very angry.Thinking of her, Lin Chen is also a college student with strong roots in flower planting in the 21st century, with both parents and a happy family.Although he is usually a bit out of touch with others, he has never done anything unconscionable. How can he cross time after taking a nap in the dormitory!
Just time travel, but this is completely different from the time travel that Lin Chen understands in the novel!Other people's time travel is either a Bai Fumei template or a revenge farming template.Lin Chen's time travel is—a cute template!
After traveling here for three years, Lin Chen has been selling cute for three full years.In order to win a big name, Lin Chen acted coquettishly and flirtatiously countless times, but just like this, the nickname Daya still dominates.Making glass□□get rich and get rich|rebellion doesn't exist at all, not to mention that Lin Chen was a liberal arts student in his previous life and couldn't understand the chemical ratio...
What's more important is that this world is a world of high martial arts heroes, and it's not a joke for a Jindanqi Xiu to crush the national violence machine in minutes.The deterrence is comparable to the nuclear weapons of the previous life.
As for showing precocious wisdom and leading the family to make a fortune, it is even more of a pattern. Although there are Jin Danxiu soldiers here to solve and rebuild, they will also pick and reincarnate, mostly to the aristocratic families in the prosperous states.Based on the mountain where Lin Chen is now, it is estimated that Zaohui will be arrested by those monks to study whether it is a demon from another world.
To sum up all the reasons, Lin Chen has been selling Meng for three years like this, and his face becomes stiff with laughter every day.Fortunately, her parents in this other world also cared for her, so she just went with the situation and buried the memories of her previous life deeply.Looking at the sun, he guessed that his father, Lin Dazhu, should be back from hunting.He slid down the millstone and ran towards the entrance of the village with short legs.
"Big ya is here to pick up daddy today too!" Lin Dazhu saw his little girl standing at the entrance of the village waiting for him from a distance, so he quickened his pace, and when he passed by Lin Chen, he slapped Lin Chen on his shoulder .
"Brother Dazhu, what a blessing, Daya is so sensible." A young man who was traveling with him said enviously.
"Shitou, if you envy yourself, marry a wife and have one. I heard that your mother is very concerned about your marriage. Tell me, do you like anyone?" Lin Dazhu knocked down the girl named Shitou. The young man vainly tried to pinch Lin Chen's hand, and began to tease him.
"That's right, Shitou, do you like anything? Tell me, so I can give you more details, right?" There are young people around, who are used to booing, and Shitou's face is full of embarrassment after a while flushed.I hurriedly borrowed the reason to go home and slipped away.
Lin Chen sat on his father's generous shoulders, pretending to watch the show with a pure face, and secretly smiled in his heart: "It deserves it, everyone in the village doesn't know that my father is a madman who dares to hit the muzzle of a gun, what an old birthday star| Shuang—it’s been too long, it deserves it.”
Just like that, Lin Dazhu brought Lin Chen back home.After unloading the wild boar carcass from his shoulder today, Lin Dazhu waved to Lin Chen and said, "Girl, come on, guess what Daddy brought you back today." Lin Chen continued to play cute with a bright smile on his face: " I know, I know, it must be the yellow stone, isn't it, Daddy, give it to Chen'er quickly."
"I'll give you a kiss on Daddy." Lin Dazhu coaxed.
"Just one bite, Daddy, you are not allowed to renege on your debt." Lin Chen pretended to be embarrassed.
When Lin Chen tentatively approached Lin Dazhu, he was grabbed by Lin Dazhu. "Did you miss Daddy today? If you lie, you will be pricked by Daddy's beard."
"Lin Dazhu! Lin Chen! What are you doing!" A shout came from behind Lin Dazhu.Lin Chen didn't need to look back to know that it must be his family's fierce mother-in-law Lin Liu.
After seeing his father's stunt of turning cowardly in a second again, Lin Chen took the small cloth bag from his father's arms.After leaving a self-seeking look for his father, he ran back to the house in a hurry.
"My lady... that... I'm not..."
"It's not what is it? You're right. You're rubbing against Chen'er all over in blood. She's only three years old!"
Accompanied by the daily bickering between the husband and wife, Lin Chen opened his little secret jar, which was full of gold.But in this world, this is just an ordinary yellow stone, which is quite useful for amusing children.
Because the world of cultivating immortals uses spirit stones as the basic currency of circulation, and it works from top to bottom, while the world of ordinary people uses the second-class spirit coins as currency.
Lin Chen, who had just come to another world for the first time, collected the stones with the idea that he might make a fortune after going back to sleep one day.I haven't been able to go back, let alone, and under the connivance of the doting girl madman Lin Dazhu, I became addicted to collecting and became a pure hobby.
And the quarrel outside the house continued.
"Look at how you taught Chen'er to fight cocks and dogs all day long, how will you get married in the future."
"It's better for my daughter to be more lively. Besides, why does my Lin Dazhu's daughter have to marry? If Da Ya has a successful life in the future, it is not impossible to marry three wives and four concubines."
"You think it's beautiful, maybe Chen'er has a fairy fate now."
"You are allowed to speak loudly, but I am not allowed to think beautifully."
"It makes sense."
Hearing that the husband and wife talked more and more outrageously, Lin Chen couldn't sit still because he had conceived three wives and four concubines for his three-year-old self.
"Father, mother. I'm hungry." Lin Chen pushed the door out in time, dispelling the couple's endless thoughts.
"Alright, alright, mother will cook for you now."
"Da Ya, what kind of jerky do you want to eat today, dad will cut it for you."
Pots, pans, and pans jingle, and smoke curls up from the peasants' homes.Lin Chen admitted that she couldn't think of leaving anymore.
Just when Lin Chen was enjoying his sumptuous dinner and thinking about where to go tomorrow.
The Big Dipper Sect thousands of miles away is in chaos.
"Monster Qi! It's monster Qi! It's soaring into the sky, it's condensed and doesn't disperse. It's a monster disaster! Go and report to the real master! Go!" A young man in Taoist robe ran out of the stargazing Pavilion, go straight to Tianshu Peak.
More distant Shenzhou domain center
An inconspicuous stone room in the back mountain of Xuanji Pavilion
"Uncle Grand Master, the immeasurable calamity of this era is about to come, and the secrets of the heavens are still unclear, but the people of the era that should be calamity still have no clue. My disciples are bold enough to come to invite the teacher uncle." The owner of the Xuanji Pavilion is dressed in a The black Taoist robe was no longer as indifferent as in the past when he scolded Fang Qiu. He frowned so much that three flies could be crushed to death. He stood respectfully and lowered his hands in front of the elder Wentian of Xuanji Pavilion to ask advice.
"Qingchen." Wentian who was sitting on the futon opened his mouth.
Qingchen: "The disciple is here."
Wentian: "Although Pindao has been in seclusion for many years, I know that you have already used the life wheel to calculate three characters. How can you say that you have no clue?"
Qingchen: "But... But this disciple still can't figure out the secret. So I boldly come here to ask Master Uncle to clarify my doubts."
Wentian: "Tell me, which words did you get?"
Qingchen rejoiced and said: "Returning to Master Uncle, there are three characters: Fang, Dong, Chu, and Chu."
After doing some calculations, Wen Tian pinched his fingers and said, "The East should be considered as a region. Presumably, the fate of this era should be in the East region. What's the matter, even the poor can't figure it out."
Qingchen: "Uncle Master Mingjian, this disciple only got this result, but the Eastern Territory is vast, if there is no more detailed instructions, disciple is afraid..."
Wentian's expression of Gujing Wubo finally fluctuated, but he suppressed it in an instant. "If you have anything to say, just talk about it, you don't have to play around with Pindao."
"Yes, I want to use the life wheel to explore the secrets of heaven again." Qingchen who was exposed was not annoyed, and respectfully bowed to Wentian again.
"Now that you are the owner of the Xuanji Pavilion, you can do whatever you want without asking the poor Taoist. Well, the poor Taoist is about to realize the Tao, so go ahead."
"The disciple has resigned." Qingchen carefully closed the stone door, sandalwood scented in the stone, and it returned to the old way, as if nothing had happened.
"Void." Asked a voice from the empty stone room.
"The disciple is here, what is the master's order?" A Taoist in a blue Taoist robe slowly emerged from the stone room.
"Go and see your nephew, and let me know as soon as you have the result of his word test."
"Yes. But master..." Xu Kong stayed in place, without any intention of leaving.
"You want to ask, why didn't you stop Qingchen as a teacher?"
"Well. Please tell the master clearly."
"Since ancient times, talent has counted the years, and with 5000 years as an era, it has its own calamity to come to the world to consider the world. Now the third era calamity in this state is coming soon, so we have to plan in advance. What's more, if this time If the door survives this catastrophe, they can go to the Xingchen State, and Qingchen is not in a hurry. What's more... Qingchen is the current owner of the Xuanji Pavilion, and even a teacher can't stop him, let him go." Wentian Shaking his head slowly.
"But the life wheel of this world can only be opened three times in one era." Void is still puzzled.
Wentian: "Fool, don't you hear that rules are meant to be broken, but the cost of opening the fourth time is too high, so the first two eras are only used three times. If you can get a glimpse of God's will, increase It is also worth it for the chance to enter the Star State."
"Disciple understands. Thank you, master, for clarifying the confusion." After talking about Kongkong, he pinched a magic movement formula and went out, and then made all kinds of excuses without mentioning it.
Three months passed quickly, and Void returned to Wentian's stone room.
"Master, this disciple has already learned the result of the life wheel test. It's just a Japanese character..." In just three months, Xu Kong has been confused twice, and he didn't know how to say it for a while.
"But what..." Wentian, who had always valued this big disciple, was also angered by Xu Kong's grumbling look.
"Master, calm down, it's just that the wheel of life was broken during the word testing process, and only a Japanese character appeared. The pavilion master has ordered the Eastern Region patrol envoys to look for potential ascetics with the Japanese character and the light element in their names." Seeing the master getting angry, Void hurried Tell me all the news you got in March.
"Is it broken?" Wentian was astonished, "Sure enough, the way of heaven is impermanent, and the hexagrams cannot be exhausted. Void, you go and pack up the things for the master, and we set off for the Eastern Region." But Wentian has experienced strong winds and waves after all. Man, after a while, Wentian stabilized his emotions and quickly made a decision.
"Master? What are we going to the Eastern Region for?" Kong Kong was very surprised.
"As a teacher, I have a hunch that the Japanese character is not the original fate node. I think we have a glimpse of the fate four times with a mere mortal body, and I am afraid that it will be put together by the fate. I hope that you and my master and apprentice can be in the Eastern Territory. Save some of my reputation."
"Then master, why didn't you tell the head!" Kong Kong's passionate voice became smaller and smaller under Wentian's gaze, and finally disappeared. "It's the disciple who is confused, thank you master for waking up."
"It's good if you can understand. You are talented and intelligent, and your road to cultivation is smooth sailing, but you have lacked experience in this world. As a teacher, you have always been pampered and pampered by you. Now it's time to go to the world of mortals to refine your heart. The tradition of being a teacher depends on you to pass on. Go Bar."
Void: "Yes."
Two days later, Wentian quietly left the Xuanji Pavilion with Void, and headed for the Eastern Region.
Donghe Village, Dingkou County, Yizhou, Aofeng Country of the Eastern Region
This place is located in the vast mountains, the mountains span three thousand miles, and humans and monsters are mixed here.
But all of this has nothing to do with the current Lin Chen. At this moment, she is sitting on the millstone at home, playing with the flower rope in boredom.
Strictly speaking, Lin Chen is not from this world, but a ghost from the 21st century.Speaking of this, she was very angry.Thinking of her, Lin Chen is also a college student with strong roots in flower planting in the 21st century, with both parents and a happy family.Although he is usually a bit out of touch with others, he has never done anything unconscionable. How can he cross time after taking a nap in the dormitory!
Just time travel, but this is completely different from the time travel that Lin Chen understands in the novel!Other people's time travel is either a Bai Fumei template or a revenge farming template.Lin Chen's time travel is—a cute template!
After traveling here for three years, Lin Chen has been selling cute for three full years.In order to win a big name, Lin Chen acted coquettishly and flirtatiously countless times, but just like this, the nickname Daya still dominates.Making glass□□get rich and get rich|rebellion doesn't exist at all, not to mention that Lin Chen was a liberal arts student in his previous life and couldn't understand the chemical ratio...
What's more important is that this world is a world of high martial arts heroes, and it's not a joke for a Jindanqi Xiu to crush the national violence machine in minutes.The deterrence is comparable to the nuclear weapons of the previous life.
As for showing precocious wisdom and leading the family to make a fortune, it is even more of a pattern. Although there are Jin Danxiu soldiers here to solve and rebuild, they will also pick and reincarnate, mostly to the aristocratic families in the prosperous states.Based on the mountain where Lin Chen is now, it is estimated that Zaohui will be arrested by those monks to study whether it is a demon from another world.
To sum up all the reasons, Lin Chen has been selling Meng for three years like this, and his face becomes stiff with laughter every day.Fortunately, her parents in this other world also cared for her, so she just went with the situation and buried the memories of her previous life deeply.Looking at the sun, he guessed that his father, Lin Dazhu, should be back from hunting.He slid down the millstone and ran towards the entrance of the village with short legs.
"Big ya is here to pick up daddy today too!" Lin Dazhu saw his little girl standing at the entrance of the village waiting for him from a distance, so he quickened his pace, and when he passed by Lin Chen, he slapped Lin Chen on his shoulder .
"Brother Dazhu, what a blessing, Daya is so sensible." A young man who was traveling with him said enviously.
"Shitou, if you envy yourself, marry a wife and have one. I heard that your mother is very concerned about your marriage. Tell me, do you like anyone?" Lin Dazhu knocked down the girl named Shitou. The young man vainly tried to pinch Lin Chen's hand, and began to tease him.
"That's right, Shitou, do you like anything? Tell me, so I can give you more details, right?" There are young people around, who are used to booing, and Shitou's face is full of embarrassment after a while flushed.I hurriedly borrowed the reason to go home and slipped away.
Lin Chen sat on his father's generous shoulders, pretending to watch the show with a pure face, and secretly smiled in his heart: "It deserves it, everyone in the village doesn't know that my father is a madman who dares to hit the muzzle of a gun, what an old birthday star| Shuang—it’s been too long, it deserves it.”
Just like that, Lin Dazhu brought Lin Chen back home.After unloading the wild boar carcass from his shoulder today, Lin Dazhu waved to Lin Chen and said, "Girl, come on, guess what Daddy brought you back today." Lin Chen continued to play cute with a bright smile on his face: " I know, I know, it must be the yellow stone, isn't it, Daddy, give it to Chen'er quickly."
"I'll give you a kiss on Daddy." Lin Dazhu coaxed.
"Just one bite, Daddy, you are not allowed to renege on your debt." Lin Chen pretended to be embarrassed.
When Lin Chen tentatively approached Lin Dazhu, he was grabbed by Lin Dazhu. "Did you miss Daddy today? If you lie, you will be pricked by Daddy's beard."
"Lin Dazhu! Lin Chen! What are you doing!" A shout came from behind Lin Dazhu.Lin Chen didn't need to look back to know that it must be his family's fierce mother-in-law Lin Liu.
After seeing his father's stunt of turning cowardly in a second again, Lin Chen took the small cloth bag from his father's arms.After leaving a self-seeking look for his father, he ran back to the house in a hurry.
"My lady... that... I'm not..."
"It's not what is it? You're right. You're rubbing against Chen'er all over in blood. She's only three years old!"
Accompanied by the daily bickering between the husband and wife, Lin Chen opened his little secret jar, which was full of gold.But in this world, this is just an ordinary yellow stone, which is quite useful for amusing children.
Because the world of cultivating immortals uses spirit stones as the basic currency of circulation, and it works from top to bottom, while the world of ordinary people uses the second-class spirit coins as currency.
Lin Chen, who had just come to another world for the first time, collected the stones with the idea that he might make a fortune after going back to sleep one day.I haven't been able to go back, let alone, and under the connivance of the doting girl madman Lin Dazhu, I became addicted to collecting and became a pure hobby.
And the quarrel outside the house continued.
"Look at how you taught Chen'er to fight cocks and dogs all day long, how will you get married in the future."
"It's better for my daughter to be more lively. Besides, why does my Lin Dazhu's daughter have to marry? If Da Ya has a successful life in the future, it is not impossible to marry three wives and four concubines."
"You think it's beautiful, maybe Chen'er has a fairy fate now."
"You are allowed to speak loudly, but I am not allowed to think beautifully."
"It makes sense."
Hearing that the husband and wife talked more and more outrageously, Lin Chen couldn't sit still because he had conceived three wives and four concubines for his three-year-old self.
"Father, mother. I'm hungry." Lin Chen pushed the door out in time, dispelling the couple's endless thoughts.
"Alright, alright, mother will cook for you now."
"Da Ya, what kind of jerky do you want to eat today, dad will cut it for you."
Pots, pans, and pans jingle, and smoke curls up from the peasants' homes.Lin Chen admitted that she couldn't think of leaving anymore.
Just when Lin Chen was enjoying his sumptuous dinner and thinking about where to go tomorrow.
The Big Dipper Sect thousands of miles away is in chaos.
"Monster Qi! It's monster Qi! It's soaring into the sky, it's condensed and doesn't disperse. It's a monster disaster! Go and report to the real master! Go!" A young man in Taoist robe ran out of the stargazing Pavilion, go straight to Tianshu Peak.
More distant Shenzhou domain center
An inconspicuous stone room in the back mountain of Xuanji Pavilion
"Uncle Grand Master, the immeasurable calamity of this era is about to come, and the secrets of the heavens are still unclear, but the people of the era that should be calamity still have no clue. My disciples are bold enough to come to invite the teacher uncle." The owner of the Xuanji Pavilion is dressed in a The black Taoist robe was no longer as indifferent as in the past when he scolded Fang Qiu. He frowned so much that three flies could be crushed to death. He stood respectfully and lowered his hands in front of the elder Wentian of Xuanji Pavilion to ask advice.
"Qingchen." Wentian who was sitting on the futon opened his mouth.
Qingchen: "The disciple is here."
Wentian: "Although Pindao has been in seclusion for many years, I know that you have already used the life wheel to calculate three characters. How can you say that you have no clue?"
Qingchen: "But... But this disciple still can't figure out the secret. So I boldly come here to ask Master Uncle to clarify my doubts."
Wentian: "Tell me, which words did you get?"
Qingchen rejoiced and said: "Returning to Master Uncle, there are three characters: Fang, Dong, Chu, and Chu."
After doing some calculations, Wen Tian pinched his fingers and said, "The East should be considered as a region. Presumably, the fate of this era should be in the East region. What's the matter, even the poor can't figure it out."
Qingchen: "Uncle Master Mingjian, this disciple only got this result, but the Eastern Territory is vast, if there is no more detailed instructions, disciple is afraid..."
Wentian's expression of Gujing Wubo finally fluctuated, but he suppressed it in an instant. "If you have anything to say, just talk about it, you don't have to play around with Pindao."
"Yes, I want to use the life wheel to explore the secrets of heaven again." Qingchen who was exposed was not annoyed, and respectfully bowed to Wentian again.
"Now that you are the owner of the Xuanji Pavilion, you can do whatever you want without asking the poor Taoist. Well, the poor Taoist is about to realize the Tao, so go ahead."
"The disciple has resigned." Qingchen carefully closed the stone door, sandalwood scented in the stone, and it returned to the old way, as if nothing had happened.
"Void." Asked a voice from the empty stone room.
"The disciple is here, what is the master's order?" A Taoist in a blue Taoist robe slowly emerged from the stone room.
"Go and see your nephew, and let me know as soon as you have the result of his word test."
"Yes. But master..." Xu Kong stayed in place, without any intention of leaving.
"You want to ask, why didn't you stop Qingchen as a teacher?"
"Well. Please tell the master clearly."
"Since ancient times, talent has counted the years, and with 5000 years as an era, it has its own calamity to come to the world to consider the world. Now the third era calamity in this state is coming soon, so we have to plan in advance. What's more, if this time If the door survives this catastrophe, they can go to the Xingchen State, and Qingchen is not in a hurry. What's more... Qingchen is the current owner of the Xuanji Pavilion, and even a teacher can't stop him, let him go." Wentian Shaking his head slowly.
"But the life wheel of this world can only be opened three times in one era." Void is still puzzled.
Wentian: "Fool, don't you hear that rules are meant to be broken, but the cost of opening the fourth time is too high, so the first two eras are only used three times. If you can get a glimpse of God's will, increase It is also worth it for the chance to enter the Star State."
"Disciple understands. Thank you, master, for clarifying the confusion." After talking about Kongkong, he pinched a magic movement formula and went out, and then made all kinds of excuses without mentioning it.
Three months passed quickly, and Void returned to Wentian's stone room.
"Master, this disciple has already learned the result of the life wheel test. It's just a Japanese character..." In just three months, Xu Kong has been confused twice, and he didn't know how to say it for a while.
"But what..." Wentian, who had always valued this big disciple, was also angered by Xu Kong's grumbling look.
"Master, calm down, it's just that the wheel of life was broken during the word testing process, and only a Japanese character appeared. The pavilion master has ordered the Eastern Region patrol envoys to look for potential ascetics with the Japanese character and the light element in their names." Seeing the master getting angry, Void hurried Tell me all the news you got in March.
"Is it broken?" Wentian was astonished, "Sure enough, the way of heaven is impermanent, and the hexagrams cannot be exhausted. Void, you go and pack up the things for the master, and we set off for the Eastern Region." But Wentian has experienced strong winds and waves after all. Man, after a while, Wentian stabilized his emotions and quickly made a decision.
"Master? What are we going to the Eastern Region for?" Kong Kong was very surprised.
"As a teacher, I have a hunch that the Japanese character is not the original fate node. I think we have a glimpse of the fate four times with a mere mortal body, and I am afraid that it will be put together by the fate. I hope that you and my master and apprentice can be in the Eastern Territory. Save some of my reputation."
"Then master, why didn't you tell the head!" Kong Kong's passionate voice became smaller and smaller under Wentian's gaze, and finally disappeared. "It's the disciple who is confused, thank you master for waking up."
"It's good if you can understand. You are talented and intelligent, and your road to cultivation is smooth sailing, but you have lacked experience in this world. As a teacher, you have always been pampered and pampered by you. Now it's time to go to the world of mortals to refine your heart. The tradition of being a teacher depends on you to pass on. Go Bar."
Void: "Yes."
Two days later, Wentian quietly left the Xuanji Pavilion with Void, and headed for the Eastern Region.
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